PSA: Only you can prevent forest fires by never going camping.

August 21, 2013, 8:12 am

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PSA: Making your Instagram private is like putting a master lock on dumpster.

August 21, 2013, 8:30 am

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Good luck with your four-year period of lesbian experimentation.

August 21, 2013, 8:35 am

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Your laziness is outstanding even by August standards.

August 21, 2013, 9:15 am

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PSA: Before getting behind the wheel, remember: this is what people who get a DUI look like going to work.

August 21, 2013, 10:32 am

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PSA: Stay in school as long as your parents are paying for it.

August 21, 2013, 12:08 pm

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I will give oral sex to the first person on my dating site who doesn't postpone the first date.

August 21, 2013, 12:32 pm

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If there's anything I can do for you don't hesitate to forget it.

August 21, 2013, 2:04 pm

≫ Next: I wanna do boring things with you.

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I wanna do boring things with you.

August 21, 2013, 5:01 pm

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If I ever accidentally get pregnant, it will purposely be by you.

August 22, 2013, 5:01 am

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Better Like Button: Like (except for the typos).

August 22, 2013, 7:38 am

≫ Next: It's my duty as a gentleman to warn you I may have pulled out a little late the other night.

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It's my duty as a gentleman to warn you I may have pulled out a little late the other night.

August 22, 2013, 9:11 am

≫ Next: Better Like Button: I call bullshit.

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Better Like Button: I call bullshit.

August 22, 2013, 10:12 am

≫ Next: Congratulations on going to college far enough away that your promiscuous high school rep isn't widely known yet.

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Congratulations on going to college far enough away that your promiscuous high school rep isn't widely known yet.

August 22, 2013, 10:34 am

≫ Next: Reminiscing about a time when we wanted to have sex with each other really turns me on.

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Reminiscing about a time when we wanted to have sex with each other really turns me on.

August 22, 2013, 11:26 am

≫ Next: Better Like Button: Here's the approval you were fishing for.

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Better Like Button: Here's the approval you were fishing for.

August 22, 2013, 11:35 am

≫ Next: Congratulations on your pregnancy and newfound status as designated driver.

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Congratulations on your pregnancy and newfound status as designated driver.

August 22, 2013, 12:23 pm

≫ Next: PSA: Your text is never important enough to send while behind the wheel. Or before. Or after.

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PSA: Your text is never important enough to send while behind the wheel. Or before. Or after.

August 22, 2013, 1:41 pm

≫ Next: Better Like Button: Already saw it on Reddit.

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Better Like Button: Already saw it on Reddit.

August 22, 2013, 2:45 pm

≫ Next: If jumping in the shower after a long day with the kids is the closest thing I'm getting to a vacation, you'd better believe I'll be masturbating until I run out of hot water.

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If jumping in the shower after a long day with the kids is the closest thing I'm getting to a vacation, you'd better believe I'll be masturbating until I run out of hot water.

August 22, 2013, 4:01 pm

≫ Next: Online college courses have taught me that I can literally masturbate during class.

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