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This teacher's Facebook freakout makes seniors who covered school in chicken poop look reasonable.

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A truly disgusting prank was met with some very harsh words that got a high school band director suspended.

There's a lesson to be learned from this story: watch what you say online. Even if you're commenting on something truly heinous, your words could end up hurting you more than the people you're criticizing. That's what happened to Cindy Stephens.

Stephens is a teacher and band director at Syvlania High School in Sylvania, Alabama. She, like everyone in Sylvania, was disgusted by a senior prank committed by four students last Tuesday. Almost immediately after graduation, the teenagers took a spreader truck (I don't know how they got their hands on a spreader truck) and used it to spread chicken feces all over the roads surrounding the school. Because in the South, senior pranks involve heavy machinery and industrial quantities of chicken feces.

Ms. Stephens was one of the unfortunate people who had to help clean up the mess, and it left her none too happy. She should have waited to calm down before commenting on Facebook, however, because the rant she posted may have cost her her job:


Can you guess which sentence parents objected to?(Cindy Stephens via AL.com)

The backlash was almost immediate. Chicken poop or no, the community wasn't too happy to see Stephens wishing that their kids would "become someone b!+** in jail (sic)." The teacher deleted her post, but not before screenshots made their way back to the principal, Westley King. He placed Stephens on paid leave. What will happen next for her is still up in the air, along with the smell of bird poop.

The students responsible for the prank have been identified, but it is uncertain if they will be charged with criminal vandalism. The school can't punish them, because they've already graduated, so there's a chance they'll get off scot-free. They didn't even have to help clean up.

This is a surprisingly complicated story. It definitely seems like Ms. Stephens got the shit end of the stick. On the other hand, her conduct was very unprofessional. It's understandable that parents would have a problem with her teaching their kids now. In the end, though, it's just a lousy situation for everybody. It just proves the old adage: school and chicken feces and Facebook don't mix.


Man breaks world record for insanity by wearing 240 lbs of bees on purpose.

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55-year-old beekeeper Gao Bingguo wore over 1.1 million bees. I hope that when I reach my mid-life crisis, I find a less sting-filled way to feel alive.

Chinese beekeeper/man who 100% definitely has no bee allergies, Gao Binggao, broke the Guinness World Record on Monday for the most bees worn at one time— 240 lbs of 'em, or approximately 1.1 million bees. Binggao's fellow beekeepers started by placing 12 queens on his body to attract the workers, then dumped and shoveled the bees on when that wasn't enough. I remember the good old days when you only needed one queen to attract 1.1 million workers, and those workers were happy to have something to do!

Binggao was stung about 2,000 times during the experience, and his body temperature rose to about 140 degrees Fahrenheit, making this one of the most unpleasant world records to try to break. He also smoked a cigarette to help keep the bees away from his mouth, and I assume the bees close to it made tiny passive-aggressive coughing noises.

'Foxworthy and Friends' is the dumbest show in the history of fake news in a good way.

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If you think this show is funny, you might be a human person who doesn't necessarily adhere to stereotypes concerning class.

For too long, conservative pundits have led the political discourse in this country. Jason Saenz (a comedian disguised as comedian Jeff Foxworthy) is here to push that discourse in a much dumber direction.

On Foxworthy & Friends, comedian fake Jeff Foxworthy attempts to interview fellow comedians while also trying to seamlessly sprinkle in as many Foxworthy-style jokes as he can. Check out some of the results.

Here's another with Comedy Central's Adam Newman, asking Jeff to get out of his comfort zone: If that wasn't enough, you can see even more episodes here.

Let's all stare at this hypnotic video of a literal piece of meat swiping right on Tinder.

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ONLINE DATING IS A MEAT MARKET LOLOLOLOLOL but literally we are all just pieces of swiping meat trying to find something to carry on our genes before we die.

When you're feeling downtrodden about online dating, remember this: It's amazing that meat sacks like us can even walk and talk, let alone get depressed about how hard it is to meet someone who we can stand being around for more than a few months AND has the same opinion on children that we do.

"Researcher & Designer" Marcello Gómez Maureira knows how you feel, hence making "Tender," the Tinder-using piece of meat you see above. Marcello's description of the video notes: "Tender is the easy way to connect with new and interesting meat around you. Switch on and if someone likes you back, it's a match!"

Man. All I've ever hoped for in life is that somewhere out there, there's a disembodied piece of meat that might think I'm cute. Thanks, Marcello, for making me feel like that could be true.

Confession

Bulldog reaches peak cuteness by going back to his roots and meeting actual bulls.

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"Bulldog, allow me to introduce bulls. Bulls, bulldog. I think you'll find you have a lot to talk about. Or at least a lot of sniffing to do."

We all reach a time in our lives when we feel like we need to "find ourselves." Go back to our roots. Try to understand our purpose on this crazy ball of dirt we call Earth (or Gaia if we've been doing a lot of yoga).

Manfred is a Swedish bulldog who had the good luck to learn a little bit about himself by meeting a bunch of actual bulls (which are also presumably Swedish). Did he find out more about where he came from? Maybe, or maybe not. But he certainly knows a lot more about what a bovine tongue feels like.

A Houston news site posted a "viewer photo" of flooding that was actually a still from 'Jurassic Park.'

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In the midst of the terrible flooding in Houston, something managed to slip through on KHOU's site: a screenshot from 'Jurassic Park' in a slideshow of viewer photos of the storm.


We are not sure if character actor Wayne Knight was actually in Houston during the flooding. (via acritely on Reddit)

If you weren't aware, Houston, TX was just hit by torrential floods which have led to at least three deaths. In this state of panic, it's not surprising that something was able to slip through the cracks at news station KHOU: a "viewer photo" of the flooding that was actually just a screenshot from the first Jurassic Park film. The image has already been removed from the site, but fortunately for us, this screengrab was caught by Reddit user acritely. Thankfully, it's not from Jurassic World, so it doesn't look like the most tasteless guerrilla marketing effort ever.

If you'd like to help the flood victims, check out this page from the Austin American Statesman that has a rundown of charities you can donate to.

Excuses, excuses.


Did not know that "Point Break" was being remade, still horrified by the trailer.

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I watched it looking for Keanu and Tank Girl the whole time.

Wowowowowoweee. The new trailer does appeal to my modern tastes, with it's low saturation, quick rhythmic cuts and that particular style of sound design where it seems like someone is honking an emergency horn every beat.

But the hair colors are all wrong:


Bodhi is blonde. Bodhi will also always be Patrick Swayze, RIP.


Johnny Utah is a brunette. These expressions are on point, though.


This is Gary Busey. Where is he in the new trailer?(via NextImpulseSports)

Comparatively, the original trailer below seems pretty cheesy. But isn't that what makes Point Break f*cking dope? How corny and weird it is, yet somehow filled with the pathos of lost friendship? Not everything needs to be gritty and dark, Hollywood. Sometimes an extreme sport athlete liberating gold can be treated like the ridiculous premise it is. We just want to have a good time, jumping from movie to movie, looking for that rush that makes us feel truly alive. Young, dumb and full of–

A woman visiting a Texas university gave this hilariously awkward statue the perfect name.

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Most women will recognize the posture of this smug sculpted mansplainer.

Cathy de la Cruz was walking through campus at the University of the Incarnate Word in San Antonio when she came across this incredible piece of public art. She must have wondered if she was looking into a mirror that just shows our most demoralizing experiences. She snapped a pic and labeled the tableau for what it is: mansplaining.

If mansplaining is an unfamiliar concept to you, let ME explain. It's the phenomena of men explaining to women that they're wrong, that they should be smiling in public, that their encounters with street harassment are only misinterpreted friendly exchanges, that no matter how educated and expert a woman is on any subject, they probably still don't know better than the man talking to them. I get mansplained to every day. I can't wait to get mansplained to that mansplaining doesn't exist.

So de la Cruz's tweet really tickled me. When something is so annoying, it's great to get a chance to laugh about it. So Twitter laughed along:

And this statue is not alone!

If you've never been on the receiving side of mansplaining, you might not understand what all the giggles are about. Even this guy who is trying to be supportive doesn't really get it, but God bless him:

It's NOT mansplaining, okay, ha ha? Hah.

'Fox & Friends' hosts tried to change a tire as part of a "manhood" test. It did not go well.

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How many 'Fox & Friends' hosts does it take to change a tire?

We may never know.

Co-hosts Scott Brown and Brian Kilmeade attempted to change the front tire of a car yesterday as part of a "manhood" test to publicize Navy SEAL Derrick Van Orden's Book of Man: A Navy SEAL's Guide to the Lost Art of Manhood. The verdict? It's super lost.

They failed, so we have no choice but to ask these boys to turn in their manhood licenses and get back on their tricycles. Their experiment in manhood resulted in them hurling lug nuts everywhere and then forgetting to engage the parking brake and nearly getting run over.

Meanwhile, Elisabeth Hasselbeck's womanhood was called into question for wearing so much damn yellow.

Sorry, this isn't how we want to measure your manhood—it's not really something we care about at all—but if that's how you've chosen to measure it yourself, you should just know that on the manhood scale of 1-10 you are tiny little girl mice.

This video will probably be taken down, so here's a gif for your viewing pleasure:


Nope. And don't do this, either, if you're concerned your car is rolling forward:


Kilmeade kept insisting this is why he has AAA, until eventually, the producers gave up on the segment and sent it back to the studio. It was the only time anyone showed any balls.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson set a world record and it's not for raising his eyebrow.

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At the premiere of his new movie 'San Andreas,' the actor set a world record for most selfies taken in 3 minutes.

Is Dwayne Johnson the most ambitious man in show business? We're starting to think so. Here are the facts:

He started his career as a professional wrestler called "The Rock." At 26, he became the youngest WWE champion ever. Then he decided he was going to branch out into movies as an action star, and go by his real name, Dwayne Johnson. He managed to make the name Dwayne sound badass for the first time ever. Since then, his movies have made a bajillion dollars. Along the way, he's stopped to host Saturday Night Live, become a meme, officiate a wedding, and get top-secret government clearance.

But until last week, there's one mountain Johnson had never climbed*: setting a world record. At the premiere of his new movie San Andreas in London, The Rock set the official record for most selfies taken within three minutes. In total, he snapped 105 pics with fans on the red carpet. Meanwhile, an adjudicator from Guinness was there to document the whole thing and make sure he followed the rules. Every selfie had to show the complete head and neck of all subjects (no small feat with a neck like his) and couldn't be blurry. After the selfies were cleared, Johnson was declared the record holder and handed a certificate. Then he celebrated with this selfie video:







We just set a NEW GUINNESS WORLD RECORD for most self portraits (selfies) taken in record time (yup, a selfie world record exists and your arm gets a helluva workout). WORLD PREMIERE of SAN ANDREAS and rewriting the record books all in one night. #MicDropBoom #NewSelfieKing #LONDON #SanAndreasWorldTour MAY 29th.
A video posted by therock (@therock) on

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Johnson '16? Oh, you aren't thinking that? Well I know someone who is: Dwayne Johnson.

*Not literally. He's actually climbed every mountain.

These much-needed feminist emojis will make all our text convos less misogynistic.

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Someone created the female emojis that we've been missing all along. Now we just need to get them on our phones.


How are there not more female emojis? (via Twitter)

When it come to emojis, there is a lack of powerful female role models, or any professional females at all, really. The most recent iOS update brought diversity, but apparently emoji creators still only see women as princesses and brides.

Enter MAKERS, an online women's storytelling collective that documents the experiences of strong, innovative American women. The staff at MAKERS came up with a great fix to the gender representation issue with emojis: they created a line of feminist emojis in the likeness of some pretty awesome and powerful women role models. Check it out:


Oprah Winfrey, of course. (via MAKERS)


Ellen Degeneres, probably mid-dance. (via MAKERS)


The Williams sisters, pictured with one of their many trophies. (via MAKERS)


Gloria Steinem. Yes.(via MAKERS)


Ruth Bader Ginsburg, such a boss. (via MAKERS)


Val Demings, one woman powerhouse.(via MAKERS)


Beyoncé, obviously.(via MAKERS)

Check out the site for even more femojis! It would be pretty great if these emoji prototypes became a reality.

Bill Nye the Science Guy and Amy Schumer explain how the universe exists just for white women.

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If you believe in astrology, Bill Nye has a wonderful message for you.

New agers, rejoice! Bill Nye the Science Guy has got great news for you. All the stuff you've been reading about dreamboards, astrological signs, and putting your desire for an apricot puggle out there in the universe is true! Here are the facts:

Scientists once believed that the universe was a chaotic collection of matter. We now know that the universe is essentially a force, sending cosmic guidance to white women in their twenties. ... Try to imagine the universe as a giant dream board upon which women pin their wishes. ... Did you know that in our galaxy alone, there are over 500 million planets capable of supporting life, and that sometimes the universe creates a coincidence just so a publicist at Aeropostale will have a realization?

I'll admit, I sometimes read my horoscope when I'm super stressed out. The idea that some force greater than myself cares whether I'm taking calcium pills or not is very comforting. Astrology is religion, basically. If you're open and follow the signs, your life will be perfect and anyone suffering is just not listening to what the universe has to tell them. Maybe there's a quartz crystal for that. Thank you for the science lesson, Bill Nye!

And wonderful cameo from Abbi and Ilana:


A Pinterest board was how they got to make Broad City.

Paranoid Kylie Jenner tweets how terrified she is of something you see every day.

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What's scarier than the trails planes leave behind in the sky? Maybe a 17-year-old with a worldwide platform playing Internet skeptic.

I don't know much about Kylie Jenner. I know she's on a TV show and her mother Kris is one of the most ruthless pimps in the pimp game. What I am saying is, I'm no expert, but neither is Kylie.

The person who ought to be in high school retweeted a poorly-spelled meme questioning the existence of this mysterious "white stuff" that comes off airplanes. Internet conspiracy morons have dubbed this very common occurrence "chemtrails." The feverishly paranoid thought is that someone (or something) is putting a chemical agent onto commercial aircraft to be sprayed over the middle of the country.


Kylie Jenner. 17 years old. Doctorate of retweet studies.(via Getty)

In order to keep you from learning about science from a teenager living in Beverly Hills, allow me to address the questions asked by this ugly JPG.

Lets ask ourselves... Why did I see 75 planes spraying white stuff into the sky on my 15 minute drive to work?

Why were you counting 75 planes when you should be driving?

Who pays for this and why is it happening?

I'm asking myself the same thing about Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Is something being exterminated here? Is that something me?

Ask any exterminator, if you are trying to kill one pest, spray lots of poison from 6 miles in the air.

Does this have anything to do with why Honey Bee's are Dying off really fast?

No, but it seems to affect basic grammar and spelling.

What are some days normal with no planes spraying and others look like this?

Finally, an answerable question. These trails of "spray" are called contrails, short for condensation trails. Jet engines produce water vapor in its exhaust. That water vapor, plus the changes in air pressure as the jet speeds through the sky, can react with the air in high altitudes to create artificial clouds. If that seems hard to grasp, just imagine car exhaust. Now imagine the car is speeding hundreds of miles an hour through super-cold air that can freeze water vapor. See? You get science!

Who's is responcible? What effect will this have on our health and our children future? WHO THE F#*% THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? Am I the only one who sees this?

Again, I ask these same questions about Kris Jenner.


10 things you may not have realized happened 10 years ago.

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"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might realize you're 30 and haven't accomplished anything since the Bush Administration." - Some 48-year-old guy named Ferris.

2005 was 10 years ago. This might seem obvious, since it's 2015. On the other hand, it's not obvious because I was 20 in 2005 and I'm pretty sure I'm 20 right now. Hold on, let me check. Shit. Turns out I have obeyed the laws of time despite my badass nature and now I'm just a 30-year-old in a 20-year-old's Threadless.com t-shirt. Hold on, let me check if Threadless still exists. They do! In case you, too, have forgotten that time continues to flow around you, here are 10 jarring reminders that a decade really has passed since you vowed never to age another day.

1. The Star Wars franchise was mercifully laid to rest after being tortured like Luke Skywalker at the hands of Emperor Palpatine and aging about as well as...well, as Emperor Palpatine on a lightning bender.

Revenge of the Sith was the most well-received of the Prequels That Never Should Have Been, but I'd have to go back and re-watch it to determine if the praise was genuine or mostly due to relief at finally reaching the end of George Lucas' CGI-filled revisionist fever dreams. It's hard to imagine now with the excitement over The Force Awakens, but in 2005 no one was saying "More Star Wars movies, please!"

2. The world started spelling "bananas" out loud, and never stopped.

When it comes to background music, "Hollaback Girl" is to sporting events, girl-movie montages, lame clubs and frat parties what "The Girl from Ipanema" is to elevators. Less annoying than 2000's "Who Let The Dogs Out?" and less party-specific than "Let's Get It Started" (and much crowd-friendlier than "Let's Get Retarded"), it's estimated that everyone born before 2010 will have to die before saying "bananas" in a big enough room will not get "b-a-n-a-n-a-s" chanted back at you.

3. The idea that cable news is just 3-day-old blog content was still brand new.

I'm not saying I'm influential enough for a news producer to take my content to fill up 5 minutes of the 24-hour scheduling void they have to plug every day...I'm just saying that if this post does well, expect Fox and Friends to do a segment on how a decade has passed since the good old days of rampant real estate speculation and the peak of Iraqi sectarian violence. Speaking of which...

4. USA says "Meh," declares WMD to be NBD.


This guy looks like Mr. Rooney. Also in 2005, we didn't know Mr. Rooney was a pedophile.
(via BBC)

Ha! Ha! Ha. For those of you with terrible memories, we went to Iraq because of 9/11. (That was a joke, because although heavily implied, that was never the reason.) For those of you with better memories, we went to Iraq to find Weapons of Mass Destruction that were being aimed at the US and our allies. Or, in other words, for no reason at all. Oops, I mean "for freedom." Of course, ISIS may buy nukes on the black market, so we may be right yet!

5. The last pre-YouTube viral videos shaped us forever.

Some of our most iconic viral videos came out right before YouTube became actually popular in late 2005. I've already written about several, like "Numa Numa" (uploaded in December 2014 to Newgrounds), and more recently, "Leeroy Jenkins" (uploaded May 11, 2005 to WarCraftMovies.com). Since they were still popular at the time YouTube gained steam, they led second lives on YouTube itself. These videos still inform the tone of Internet videos today. Although old viral hits still do well on YouTube, imagine how much further Homestar Runner or Fenslerfilms' G.I. Joe PSAs would have spread if they came out just a year or two later. Not to mention really old stuff like "TROOPS," the video that helped launch online fan films. Oh, and the "HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA" video? Originally uploaded to Something Awful in early May 2005, although many falsely believe it came from Ebaumsworld. I hope those words made you feel old.

6. YouTube suckered humanity into putting all its videos on one site, vastly simplifying the tasks of copyright lawyers and racist commenters everywhere.

OK, you probably realized that YouTube was launched 10 years ago, because there have been a lot of articles about how it's been 10 years since YouTube launched. So, I'll just post this exhaustive but entertaining look back at it so you can remember just how much of your life has been given to this URL.

7. Weezer releases their last significant hit.

Weezer is the Green Day of people 10 years younger than people for whom Green Day is their Weezer. Neither is their mini-generation's greatest band, but boy do they both sound exactly like the moment they came out. Not like they're timeless, but like, "yup, suddenly I'm back at the mall in New Jersey and it's 2005 again." Anyway, 2005's Make Believe was their last album to go platinum. They did release The Red Album in 2009 (and Rivers Cuomo sang on B.o.B.'s "Magic"), although I couldn't have told you that without Googling. Apparently, "Pork and Beans" topped a chart or two, but even though it's the only major Weezer song released in the YouTube era, it's #19 on the list of popular Weezer videos, behind every song you actually remember.

8. Layer Cake shows the world that Daniel Craig has what it takes to prevent Idris Elba from being James Bond.

I kid, of course. A little. Being Bond for as long as Craig has now (9 years) is a big accomplishment, and if a lesser actor was handling the franchise, it'd probably have been passed off to Idris Elba because he is British charm and fashion distilled into a human. But it was Layer Cake's 2005 US release that first showed Hollywood that Daniel Craig would be the first blonde Bond, and that Idris Elba would just have to settle for being suave and handsome in real life.

9. Team Jen forms.


"I'm going to divorce Brad Pitt." - the thoughts of the awesomest woman alive.(via BBC)

On March 26, 2005, just two and a half months before the release of the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spy-movie-slash-documentary-about-cheating-on-Jen, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Jennifer Aniston applied for a divorce from Brad Pitt. That's right. Jen applied. Because she knew what was up, god dammit, and she's too good for that. She's still too good for that. 10 years later, Brad and Angelina are burdened by children and charity, but Aniston? She can star in any f*cking movie she wants because her life wasn't consumed by living in her partner's self-righteous butthole all day like those two. Jerks.

10. People were still a year away from sending some e-cards.


One of the first from 2006 (re-uploaded in 2007). Still relevant here in the office.

I know, crazy right? I hope this last one doesn't seem like a cop-out, but I was legitimately surprised to find that the company I work for is less than a decade old. I mean, the instantly recognizable cards seemed like they had always been part of the Internet when I joined in 2012.

Bonus: Things I didn't feel like adding.

Camera phones really hit their stride. The Office (American version) started. Michael Jackson was facing his last child molestation trial. The fourth-generation gaming consoles (XBox 360, PS3) were unveiled. Chris Rock hosted the Oscars for the final time. The Huffington Poststarted as a celebrity blog. PerezHilton.com (then PageSixSixSix.com) started in 2004 but gained fame in 2005. I dunno, I'm sure Justin Timberlake was up to something.

Summer romp.

Scientists say taking a break to look at these baby goats in sweaters will actually make you more productive.

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At the bottom of this page there is a video of newborn goats wearing sweaters.


They're looking into your eyes and telling you, "Everything is going to be OK." (via YouTube)

Here's the deal. It's been proven that looking at images of adorable animals makes you more productive. So technically, taking time out of your questionably busy day to look at this 25-second video will make you better at your job once you've finished watching it 10-12 times in a row.

Although these newborn goat triplets have literally no idea what is going on, their obliviousness goes perfectly with their tiny knit sweaters. Should your attention span carry you to the end of the video, there's a reward: the goats are in a basket.

Oh hey, yes we are still here and look extra cute in a blanket.(via YouTube)

Alright. Here it is. Enjoy.

A guy accidentally dropped his phone in the ocean and captured this awesome underwater video of its fall.

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A phone dropped into the ocean captured the entire trip down to the seafloor.

If the guys in this video weren't so dopey, I would assume it was a viral ad for a waterproof phone case. As it stands, it's still a pretty good endorsement. According to the video's description, the incident happened when uploader Gregory Papadin's brother tried throwing him his phone while the two were swimming. Gregory couldn't catch it, and the phone went plunging down to the seabed below.

They were right by the shore so it didn't fall far, but it was still too deep for the Papadins to reach it. Luckily, their boat's captain was a pro, and knew how to handle the pressure safely. He swam down to retrieve the camera, and the whole adventure was caught on video. Maybe next time, Gregory and his brother will be more careful. But considering how popular this video has become, probably not.

A Navy officer in uniform was turned away from a bar for violating its dress code.

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Support our troops unless they violate the dress code at the Standard.

Part of what makes a club "cool" is exclusivity. That usually means the bouncers turns people away at their discretion, citing dress code or fire code or bro code (too many bros in the club). Of course, a bouncer should have some sense of the neighborhood, the clientele, the seasonal changes the year bring. Like Fleet Week. If you think a U.S. Navy officer won't try to go into one of the hippest rooftop bars in Chelsea during Fleet Week, then you don't know nothing.


I'm sure they're thrilled to be tagged in this.(screengrab via CBS Local)

An officer in uniform was turned away from the Standard Hotel's rooftop bar over Memorial Day weekend, along with all her relatives. While she prefers to remain anonymous, one of her relatives did call out the hotel. The relative tagged the Standard in a Facebook post with the caption:

Just got rejected because [REDACTED] tried to get in wearing her U.S. Navy uniform. Apparently being willing to die for your country isn't fashionable.

Ya burnt, taste-making New York City hotspot. Since reading this story, I've been looking around for a photo of a woman in the traditional white Navy uniform you see all over the city during Fleet Week and can't confirm this, but do the ladies wear pants? I really can't think of any other reason why a bouncer would turn someone away for being too informal when her hat matches her ascot. If that's the case, that's an even bigger pile of bullsh*t than I first thought. Frankly, if you're willing to go to war, you should be able to wear pants to drink overpriced negronis.

The Standard has issued an apology of sorts, saying:

We hold those serving in the United States Armed Forces in the highest regard. This was a mistake and we sincerely apologize.

They also put an open invite out to the sailor who has since sailed, as they're liable to do, to come back anytime with her friends. I'm pretty sure she can do better. New York is an incredible place and we really DO love Fleet Week!

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