Hooters waitress goes above and beyond for loyal customer in need.
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Fashion police.
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Find your new style in our look book of the most nightmarish haircuts ever photographed.
These hot styles are sure to get you noticed this summer by websites like us.
The Sideways Tonsure
(via Owned.com)
The Castro Cap
(via pwnage.ro)
The Mussed Dentist
(via Pinterest)
The Rattail Fade
(via Pinterest)
Pringle Bangs
(via Pinterest)
The Chopper
(via geekologie)
The Emo Vulcan
The Defecation Fade
The Flamingo Shock
The Philharmonic
The Kim Fade
(via cheezburger)
The Carrot Patch
(via Pinterest)
The Pineapple Express
(via cheezburger)
The Rainforest Cafe
The Rainforest Cafe (colored, $45 extra)
(via cheezburger)
The Obvious Prank
The Wall of Sound
The Festering Asshole Who's Not Fooling Anyone
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This woman's magic color-changing hair is the new The Dress.
Just when you thought you had a handle on what colors were what, this dye job will make you question everything.
She's a witch!(via YouTube)
Forget black and blue or white and gold. That question seems easy next to blue, pink, or violet. Three options?! Forget it.
This woman is 24-year-old Florida musician Sabrina Abu-Obeid. She recently dyed her hair, and the color so mystified her boyfriend that he had to document it on video. That video has taken the Internet (which is now apparently just used for debating colors) by storm.
What do you think? Please present your answer in the form of a 1,000-word think piece with scientific sources. Thank you.
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5 Things You Should At Least Pretend To Know Today - May 29, 2015
1. Former House Speaker Indicted For Doing An Exceptionally Bad Job At Covering Up Misconduct
Dennis Hastert—former Speaker of the House and current high-paid lobbyist—was indicted yesterday by a federal grand jury for allegedly attempting to pay an unknown person $3.5 million to cover up some sort of "past misconduct." We still don't know what this misconduct is, so I guess that means it worked?
Waaaaaayyy more curious about what Denny Hastert allegedly paid to cover up than how he went about paying for it. As is, you know, everyone.
— STEVE HUFF (@SteveHuff) May 29, 2015
2. People With Erotic Fixations On Goggles Get Some Great News
Your favorite porn stars might soon have to wear protective eye gear while banging away for the cameras, if new rules proposed by California's Division of Occupational Safety and Health Standards end up going through. "These are regulations designed for medical settings, and are unworkable on an adult film set — or even a Hollywood film set," Free Speech Coalition CEO Diane Duke said in a statement. I actually think this is workable, just so long as they start phasing in machining plants as a common locale for hot sex.
When God closes a door, he opens a window. And then a couple of tabs so he can toggle between various genres of porn.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) May 29, 2015
3. California's Biggest Lake Is Getting The Hell Out Of There
It's bad enough that California is in the midst of one of the biggest droughts it's experienced in years, but now it seems as though the state's largest lake is picking up and moving to someplace less dry: the sky. The Salton Sea, located in the middle of the Sonoran Desert, is quickly evaporating into a mere pond of its former self, leaving behind dry and powdery lake bed soil that could pose an environmental hazard if large amounts of it were stirred into the air.
DROUGHT SEXT: Let's go to some hourly motel by the airport and waste water.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 26, 2015
4. Jon Stewart Laments All The Dumb Political Campaigns He'll Never Get To Make Fun Of
As the Republican primary gets increasingly jam-packed, Jon Stewart appeared genuinely saddened on last night's Daily Show as he considered the fact that he will not be around to relentlessly mock the candidates as they scramble over one another trying to say the dumbest things.
It might be easier for the GOP to just tell us who's not in the Republican primary.
— Ben Greenman (@bengreenman) May 28, 2015
5. Your New Tattoo Might Result In An Unsightly Skin Condition, But Not In The Way You Were Planning
According to new research, ten percent of all tattoos result in short term skin reactions such as rashes, infections and swelling, while six percent cause skin irritations that last up to four months. According to old research from my mother, 100 percent result in deep-seated regret.
How many Michelin stars did that neck tattoo get you?
— William_Shartner (@Blarebare) May 26, 2015
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Even in the summer heat, Boston still has snow on the ground (and what's under it is disgusting).
Giant mounds of plowed snow are still melting, revealing tons of trash.
South Boston snow pile is shrinking but still there, remaining remnant of the record snow year. @MassChallengepic.twitter.com/HL3KqQ1tOD
— Kevin Wiant (@kwiant) May 11, 2015Boston was absolutely hammered by blizzards this past winter, receiving over 110 inches of accumulated snowfall. Removing all that snow from the roads was, to use a local phrase, a wicked pisser. Mounds of plowed snow reached 75 feet in height. Now that the weather has turned for the warmer, the snow is taking it's sweet time to melt.
The Boston Department of Public Works has noticed the slow melt, and crews are placing bets on when the snow will actually disappear for good. “I said by May 30, but that's this weekend," offers DPW commissioner Michael Dennehy. “It's still weeks away from melting."
Just a baby goose strutting through the lot where the snow pile is. #Bostonpic.twitter.com/HwFLWLohNP
— Steve Annear (@steveannear) May 29, 2015As the snow slowly subsides, a mountain of garbage scooped up in the plows has taken its place. In the past 6 weeks, DPW crews have removed 85 tons of garbage. “We're finding crazy stuff; bicycles, orange cones that people used as space savers," said Dennehy, "The funniest thing they found was half of a $5 bill. They're looking for the other half still."
There are two major mounds of snow still left—one in a vacant lot on Tide Street in the Seaport district, and one on Assembly Row in Somerville. If you do spot them, don't be stupid and climb on top of them (unless you've had a tetanus shot recently).
Last snow pile in Boston discovered by @rgbcolorpic.twitter.com/ZYX0mZtnDt
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Anheuser Busch converts brewery to supply drinking water for flood victims.
Add one hop, leave on a shelf for 2 years, and voilà, Bud Light. (via)
In response to historic flooding and storms in Texas and Oklahoma, the King of Beers is trying to one-up the King of Kings by turning beer back into water. Anheuser-Busch stopped production at its Georgia brewery this week to produce 50,000 cans of water for the American Red Cross. When reached for comment, the douchebag beer snob at your local watering hole snorted, “Should be easy since its mostly water anyway," before creepily chuckling into the notebook he carries so he can review the hoppiness of some new micro-brew that costs $18 a pint.
.@AnheuserBusch halts beer production to provide emergency water for the Texas flood victims http://t.co/SbLA2EVC2npic.twitter.com/SH2pmM3sgo
— People magazine (@people) May 29, 2015
The Cartersville, GA, brewery produces cans of emergency relief water a few times a year. The brewery works with the American Red Cross to determine the places most in need. The water is then shipped and distributed to the disaster areas. We cannot confirm whether they hang out long enough to watch as a mother uncomfortably instructs her children how to shotgun an ice cold can of water and then how to properly dispose of the can by belching and crushing it on their forehead.
This is a real thing that exists in non-emergency situations. (via Oldtasty)
If they'd like to join in, maybe Pabst Blue Ribbon could send some of their Chinese bottled water to keep Austin weird and hydrated.
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This girl dressed as 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' to delight and confuse Iron Man fans at a comics convention.
As I'm sure you know, there's a scene early on in Netflix's The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt in which the unbreakably titular character (played by Ellie Kemper) finds her roommate Titus Andromedon (playing by Tituss Burgess) performing as a sort of Iron Man-like character (but who is not actually Iron Man, due to copyright restrictions) for tourists. And if you don't know, then you've got to watch the entire series immediately, because it's fantastic.
In an homage to those wonderful characters in that wonderful scene from that wonderful show, a British YouTube vlogger named Ellen Rose decided to dress up as Kimmy Schmidt, head to the MCM London Comic Con and annoy the weirdos who were walking around in full Iron Man gear by pulling them into her unbreakable dream world.
Ellen as Kimmy, all on her own. (via)
This guy seemed to have a pretty good sense of humor about the whole thing.(via)
This guy less so. (via)
As a self-loathing nerd, I support any endeavor that annoys awkward dudes who take themselves too seriously.
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Isn't it time for you to laugh at a bunch pictures of things that look like dicks?
I've got a bone to pick with anyone who doesn't think these things look like penises.
When you see it, you cannot unsee it. pic.twitter.com/xdC7gv3jne
— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) March 15, 2015
Come in.(via Imgur)
At your cervix- wait!(via Imgur)
I bet he spends the whole day strumming on it. (via Imgur)
Only very important people reach the tip of this one.(via Imgur)
No wonder all the kids are playing Minecraft. (via Imgur)
You'd rather have this than a nugget-shaped penis though. (via Imgur)
Beware of The Drip.(via Imgur)
Seeing them everywhere now!(via Imgur)
The nicest bannister ever erected.(via Imgur)
A new one hatches.(via Imgur)
A reminder to get your dick-shaped dog spayed or neutered. (via Imgur)
Also check out: A collection of the worst stamps ever tattooed on tramps.
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This man found out his dog was dying, so he took him on a cross-country road trip adventure.
Thomas Rodriguez took his dog Poh on a seven-week road trip, crossing destinations off their bucket list and documenting it all on Instagram.
Losing a pet is hard. Really hard. It's even more difficult when you know it's coming for a long time. But one New York City man took the news of his dog's terminal condition and refused to mope. He used it as an excuse to take his best friend on a once-in-a-lifetime adventure.
Thomas Rodriguez has had his beloved mutt Poh for 15 years, since he was a puppy. Veterinarians recently told him that due to several health problems, Poh doesn't have long to live. Rodriguez wasn't given a specific time frame, but rather than sit around waiting for the inevitable, he decided to treat every day left with Poh as a gift. Together, they would share the journey Rodriguez had always wanted.
Starting on March 6, he took Poh on a cross-country road trip, stopping at locations on his bucket list and taking pictures of his buddy there. All the pictures are being posted on an Instagram account called "Poh the dog's big adventure," which has quickly attracted a massive following. There are already more than 40,000 subscribers, and it doesn't look like it will slow down any time soon. Poh is still going strong, and Rodriguez is still posting pictures.
He says that the experience has been great for the both of them. He's taken Poh to dog parks wherever he could, and he even gave him a chance to swim in the Pacific Ocean. It had a wonderful effect on the aging pooch. He told ABC News, "He loved it, it was so healing for him. It was like he was five years younger. He was walking with a lot of energy."
Poh certainly looks like he had a wonderful time in the photos. Here are some highlights:
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Watching a California sunset for the first time with @djneilarmstrong & @goumada. What a great day. #pohthedogsbigadventure
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All white-male band "Black Pussy" make controversy over name worse with idiotic interview.
"I wanted something that felt sexy and '70s. Those two words came to me, and I'm like, 'OK' and I felt the vibe of it for sure."
White a**holes. (via Twitter)
I miss the wholesome good old days when a rock band spent all their time encoding backward messages on their records convincing people to worship the devil. Now, instead of fighting The Man for your right to rock, music fans feel the need to spend time fighting venues to not let bands like Black Pussy ruin their good time.
Over 1,700 people signed a petition asking for Black Pussy to change their name, or venues that booked them would face a boycott. This has led to at least one show's cancellation in North Carolina due to threats of violence and vandalism.
I was ready to take the side of freedom of speech, and write an entire article about how people need to lighten up because it's just a name. After all, we all support Pussy Riot keeping their name. Then I read some quotes from frontman Dustin Hill about the controversy, and realized maybe he should change a lot of things about himself, not just his band's name.
Here are a few gems:
-"It's funny to me because if we were five black women there would be no issue. That's saying that someone lays claims to these two words, and no one owns any words." Yeah, people might still find that offensive, but you know who should decide that? Black women, probably. Not a white dude who just called their band Black Pussy for the fuck of it.
-"People can choose to look at the glass half-full or half-empty, but, you have a lot of people nowadays saying, 'The glass is raped. The glass is sexist. The glass is a racist." Probably the one thing no one ever said, so...feels like a bit of a straw man here.
The band's name was inspired by The Rolling Stones song "Brown Sugar" a song whose name had to be changed in the 1970s from the original "Black Pussy," because it was offensive then. In the 70s. When you could say anything sexist and if you had the right kind of mustache, people just accepted it.
The whole petition started because people argued that the name itself "unmistakably refers to raping black women during slavery." A tip if you're a white dude: if someone says "your [insert anything here] references black slaves being raped" take a long look in the mirror and make sure whatever you're doing is worth it. Then don't give any interviews because you'll end up saying something like "the glass is half-raped."
Here's a little taste, ugh - I mean a sample of Black Pussy's music:
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The best examples of single women mocking themselves online.
Being single is a lot like the game Othello. It only takes a minute to become single, but a lifetime to master. These ladies are doing it right.
1. This woman who won the wedding photobooth game...all by herself.
Her imaginary friend wouldn't kiss her back in the last photo. (via)
(Don't miss this guy who had a very similar idea.)
2. This lady who has an entire Instagram account dedicated to her relationship with her JanSport backpack.
Guys, my JanSport and I have been friends for 10 years now. We finally decided it was time to take things to the next level. It's our first official date!! Taking a stroll through the west village. It's such a beautiful night and there's a dude playing a cello on the sidewalk?? Things are getting pretty romantic pretty fast... #jansportdate
A photo posted by Gen Blau (@heresthedoodle) on
3. This gal with a pitch-perfect response to three of her friends getting engaged simultaneously.
They said "yes." She said "kill me." (via)
Who's got two fingers, a thumb, and no more patience? This gal.
4. This genius who knows one more sip of her drink is infinitely more rewarding than a lifetime of marriage.
"Mmm hmm. Very interesting. Sllluuuuurrrrppp." (via)
I'll settle for you, cosmopolitan.
5. The woman who got this #SayThanks video from her ex-boyfriend and just laughed at it.
6. Pretty much everyone on this list of people who have had to cover up a tattoo of their ex's name.
Putting "Screw You" up top followed by a comma would also have been acceptable.(via)
7. The recently-dumped girl who upgraded all her photos with her ex-boyfriend to include Beyoncé instead.
Beyoncé is sincere in her commitment to her single ladies. (via)
8. This wonderful, maybe-insane, strong single woman who sends her family creatively demented Christmas cards about being single every year.
Well, technically you're paddling, but I don't have the heart to correct you.(via)
Bonus: These incredibly un-sexed guys who will restore your desire not to die alone.
"I've had time to get good at Photoshop." (via)
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One British teen did a YouTube duet with a pop star and it's changing his whole life.
Tom Bleasby's "Flashlight" duet with Jessie J went viral and now record companies are calling him.
This is what a record deal looks like in the modern world.(via Facebook)
The flash of fame that comes with viral videos usually does not last. Unless that fame becomes a contract written in ink (preferably Sharpie) from the owner of a record company. On May 23rd, English teen Tom Bleasby of Leeds uploaded a video to Facebook of his incredible online duet with pop star Jessie J, performing her hit song "Flashlight." The video now has over 7 million views, probably because this teenager's voice is that of an angel.
Bleasby told the BBC about his life since posting the video: "The past week has been crazy. My phone does not stop going off. The overwhelming outpour of support has been inspiring, thousands of messages from complete strangers telling me how amazed they were."
And, most importantly, Bleasby said he's being "bombarded" with calls from record companies. Good for him! It's refreshing when Internet fame leads to real, tangible, well-deserved recognition. He was clearly already doing something right if he was friends with Jessie J in the first place.
Here's the video of two artists who deserve infinite record deals.
Flashlight JessieJ and Tom BleasbySinging along with Jessie J on her new single from 'Pitch Perfect 2'....Flashlight! via Smule Please email tombleasbyinfo@gmail.com for booking requests, offers with material and other enquiries.
Posted by Tom Bleasby on Saturday, May 23, 2015
If you'd like more Jessie J, I suggest this kid dancing to "Bang Bang."
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Saturday Free Movie: 'Kung Fury' — It took until 2015 to make the greatest 80s action film ever.
Miami Police Department detective and martial artist Kung Fury time travels to revenge his friend's death in this triumph of 80s cinema.
Kung Fury is a crowdfunded "homage and love letter to the 80s from director David Sandberg." The project started on Kickstarter in December 2013 and finally released this week. To the surprise of many on the Internet, completely lived up to the hype. It even has its own soundtrack on iTunes.
It wasn't what I expected, but it's also somehow so much more. It's both a tribute and very original in its editing and approach to over-the-top radical action. It takes a minute to settle into its insane pacing, but once you do I highly recommend sticking around for all the twists and turns.
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These kids do an adorable job as voiceover artists on the 'Star Wars' trailer.
If you were wondering what the new 'Star Wars' trailer would sound like if it was narrated by children, you now have your answer.
According to the Internet and every human being I've spoken to lately, the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens is a beloved cinematic masterpiece. Babies, preists, even Matthew McConaughey himself can't help but get giddy with anticipation for the new chapter in the epic series. But one thing we haven't heard yet is what the trailer would sound like if it was narrated by children.
Thanks to Mashable, not only has this come true, but it is adorable. Vine stars Arwen (age 10), Leia (age 8) and Neo (age 5) lent their kid-voices to this fine piece of lip-dub art. The resulting mash-up made me excited to see the movie all over again.
Movie trailers should have more kids do voiceovers, right? Or maybe women? The possibilities are endless!
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