YouTube duo Superfruit released a new video where they sing Broadway renditions of hip-hop songs.

I like what these dudes are bringing to their performance. And I guess a lot of the Internet does too, because this video is blowing up.

WHOA! #HipHopGoesBroadway has 3 million views on facebook in 2 days?! What is happening?!

— Superfruit (@SUP3RFRUIT) June 5, 2015

Now I'm pretty interested in seeing this as a full-length Broadway musical. But as much as I like Mitch Grassi and Scott Hoying singing Rihanna, it would need to have Rihanna singing Rihanna.

Superfruit also asked fans to tweet at them with memes, vines, and screenshots from the video. You can see them all under the tag #HipHopGoesBroadway. There are some pretty fun ones:

When ur on a roller coaster #HipHopGoesBroadway@SUP3RFRUITpic.twitter.com/HAVgjzWSRa

— Pale Pastel Sequins™ (@Sadlynotagrassi) June 3, 2015

@SUP3RFRUIT when u and ur best friend have a funny inside joke #HipHopGoesBroadwaypic.twitter.com/llGV18sIJS

— Pentaholic Caty (@CatyxPtx) June 3, 2015

When the video ended #HipHopGoesBroadwaypic.twitter.com/aV457qp3Fl

— Leila Kalliel (@cityofcreators) June 3, 2015

A passerby with chalk decided to shame this jerk for taking up two spots.

We obscured the license plate to protect the identity of the not innocent.
(via Reddit)

An eagle-eyed redditor spotted this car at a mall in New Jersey and posted a picture with the caption "Whoever did this, I commend you." Some chalk-wielding vigilante had come along and written "douchebag parking" next to the car, just to let the driver know what a douchebag he or she is.

As a New Jersey native, I'd also like to commend that anonymous hero. I spent too much of my life looking for a spot just because some yutz had pulled a move like this. I've been campaigning for the state to actually introduce legitimate Douchebag Parking for years, but those douchebags in Trenton won't do it. Douchebags.

My new hope in life is that when I get married, someone gives a toast like this one (including the part about turning into a cow).

Heading into the summer wedding season, we're all about to be bombarded with toasts. And a lot of those toasts will be bad. They'll include inside jokes that almost no one gets, awkward delivery, and stories that the toaster thinks are funny, but you totally had to be there for. Or if it's a really desperate case, the toast might just be poorly strung-together collection of quotes pulled from Internet lists, like this:

As Martin Luther King once said, "Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it." Mr. King was involved in politics, and that reminds me of another great man, Groucho Marx, who said, "Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does." And boy, are we certainly here to celebrate a marriage today! The Oxford English Dictionary defines a marriage as "The legally or formally recognized union of a man and a woman (or, in some jurisdictions, two people of the same sex) as partners in a relationship."

...and so on.

Bored Shorts TV (you might remember their video of kids lip syncing to audio of senior citizens arguing about washing the dishes) has managed to avoid all of this by just having kids imagine they're doing a wedding toast, and then having adults perform it. I promise you, it's better than all of the toasts you'll see this summer.

Snakelike oarfish can grow up to 27 feet in length, but manage to terrify at any size. Like 18 feet. Yup, this 18-foot oarfish is pretty terrifying.

A snorkeler found the 18-foot-long corpse of a giant oarfish you see above near Catalina Island, off the coast of California, earlier this week. It reportedly took 15 people to drag the thing up from the ocean floor, and I have a hard time believing not one of them was like, "Hey, this is a bad idea!" or "Let's kill it with fire!" I mean, people finding something scary in a hard-to-reach place and removing it from that place is how like 75% of horror movies start, right?

According to Jeff Chase, the program director at Catalina Island Marine Institute, the oarfish corpse is a "once-in-a-lifetime discovery" because they're typically found in very deep water. Could the oarfish community have bugged this fish's corpse to try to gain details about the human race so they can plan an attack on us? Well, I don't see any oarfish offering evidence that they're not. BE WARNED, HUMANITY. THE OARFISH ARE COMING FOR US.

This kid named Walker broke his arm, and he is SO STOKED.

Oh, videos of kids who are on drugs for medical reasons: You've been one of the Internet's most solid sources of video gold ever since those bygone days of David After Dentist. And now, we have this — a kid named Walker who broke his arm, is obviously on some sort of painkillers, and keeps joyfully rediscovering that he has a cast.

I don't know the last time I was as happy as this kid or loved something as much as he loves this cast. I mean, I love my parents a lot, but I don't know if I've ever looked at my parents, gasped, and yelled "My parents are amazing!" Then again, nobody's ever hidden my parents under a shirt, causing me to freak out, wondering where they went.

Here is my challenge to all of us: This weekend, let's all find something we love as much as Walker loves his cast. And every time we see it, let's fall in love with it all over again, just like he does —whether we're aided by painkillers or not.

Apparently, a former president of NBC thought Monica was a slut for sleeping with Paul the Wine Guy on their first date in the 'Friends' pilot.

Look a these gleeful sluts!(Getty)

Remember Paul the Wine Guy? Remember how Monica was so excited to go out with him? And how he pretended that he hadn't boned anybody since his divorce? And how Monica felt so bad for his sad, lonely penis that she decided to help him out by sleeping with him after their very first date? You were such lying creep, Paul the Wine Guy!

The only thing worse than Paul's antics was the reaction of one NBC executive who watched the Friends pilot and, according to co-creator Marta Kauffman at the ATX Television Film Festival in Austin, “was having trouble with Monica sleeping with a guy on the first date."

After watching the scene where Ross explains to Monica that Paul's whole act was just a way to sleep with her, the former NBC president said, "she deserved what she got." Kaufman remembers hearing that and reacting like so: “At which point fire came out of my nose." Yep, sounds about right.

The amazing Marta Kauffman speaks about creating great roles for mature women #ATXTVs4pic.twitter.com/rbO0tnyGyq
— Natalie Burge (@natalieburgedes) June 5, 2015

Oh, and it gets worse/weirder. Apparently the raging misogynist wrote up a middle-school style questionnaire, and one question was, "For sleeping with a guy on a first date, do you think Monica is a) a slut, b) a whore, c) too easy, d) none of the above." Get over it, dude! Thank goodness this antiquated way of thinking has been completely eradicated from TV and Films! (Feel free to laugh-sob).

In the mean time, let's remember this moment in television history from over twenty years ago:

A lobster and his dog.

Internal Monologue of the Sami, the German Shepherd:

"Who can say how or why this little, ten-legged creature came into the house, but he seems like a pretty cool guy. Check out those fashionable bracelets on its front legs. Since he's a little on the small side, it's probably best that someone protect him. Wouldn't want him to accidentally fall into that pot of boiling water on the stove, would we?"

"Hey, what's up with all the humans paying such close attention to this guy? They never pay this much attention to my other friends, Green Ball and Mostly-Ripped-Up-Sock? I don't like the looks in their eyes. No, I don't like it one little bit."

Internal Monologue of the lobster:

"I'm a lobster."

Cuteness from the fiery pits of hell.

Don't be naive. You think that if a demonic spirit were to enter our world, it would create for itself a huge and crimson body with leathery wings, cloven hooves and a pair of massive, sharpened horns? No, of course not. You'd give it one glance and say, "Look out, there's a malicious angel of darkness over there. We'd better go the other way." That would make it difficult to effectively spread malignity and vileness.

No, demons are much smarter than that. That's why, when they arrive to tempt our souls into the clutches of Satan, they do it in the guise of something unassuming and adorable. Something that we want to invite into our homes, like the catchy music of pop singer Ariana Grande or a My Bouncin' Kitty Fur Real Friend, available now wherever children's toys are sold.

Beware!

Listen to Kelly Clarkson turn fake gunshots into beautiful music.

On the way to @BBCR1 to record my #LiveLounge!! So excited for this! Here's a hint of my cover song choice. ;) #ballinonabudget
A video posted by Kelly Clarkson (@kellyclarkson) on Jun 4, 2015 at 1:33am PDT

Disclaimer: "Bitch Better Have My Money" is a killer track, Rihanna sings it like the perfect badass she is, and it was basically meant for her. However, Kelly Clarkson might have the most incredible set of pipes of our generation, and she can destroy pretty much any song in her path.

This cover proves that Kelly Clarkson may indeed be the one person on this planet that I would pay to hear sing the phone book. Do phone books still exist? Do phones still exist? The last time I used the phone function on my iPhone it was by accident and/or I was drunk.

Anyway, Clarkson's version of the song can't even be compared to the original because it's an entirely new piece of musical artistry, and we should be just be thankful every time she graces us with the sound of her voice. Enjoy.

Watch these two children perfectly act out conversations between an elderly couple.

Bored TV recoded an elderly couple having everyday conversations and edited them to perfection. Then, they had Emma and Bron, the two children in this video, lip-sync to the audio. However, Emma and Bron did much more than simply lip-sync. Their portrayal of the idiosyncrasies of the elderly couple is so spot-on it's almost haunting.

This is supposed to be a comedy video, of which it most definitely is, based on the fact that I watched it approximately nineteen times in a row and giggled more and more with each viewing. Also, it should serve as a testament to both of these kids' serious acting ability, which borders on Fanning-family skill level. Everyone should stop scrolling through Instagram long enough to give this video two thumbs up.

"Why was I programmed to feel shame?"

Haha! These robots are all trying their best to do simple things like walk, open doors and stand upright, but they can't! They just keep falling down! They look so stupid! Like a bunch of stupid, falling down robots! Haaaaaa!!!!!

One day, after the robots have wiped out all organic life on this planet, they'll probably find this video and be soooo embarrassed.

Somehow, it's still terrifying when Spongebob Squarepants demands "say my name."

Heisenbob. Or is it Spongenberg? Pick your favorite!(via YouTube)

It's been almost two years since the finale of Breaking Bad, and yet I can still remember the weekly panic attacks the show used to give me. It was the only TV show where I'd find myself standing inches from my television, eyes wide, holding my head in my hands while I waited for it to end so I could breathe again.

Spongebob Squarepants, on the other hand, that's just a fun kids show, right? Not at all. Although oft humorous, Mr. Squarepants is a highly evolved, emotionally mature Sea Sponge whose life reaches high dramatic peaks while he deals with difficult decisions.

That is why Spongebob Squarepants and Breaking Bad perfectly compliment each other, as evidenced in the mashup below.

Orange is the new Pinot Noir.

This, unfortunately, is not an actual preview for the upcoming season of Orange Is the New Black. I mean, season 3 of OITNB looks like it's going to be great as it is, but now that I'm seeing The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's Titus Andromedon dangled in front of my face as a new character, I can't help but feel a pang of disappointment.

Maybe they can make this happen for season 4? And while they're at it, they can fold in some other characters from Netflix shows. For example, who's to say that President Underwood isn't impeached for various crimes and sent to a women's prison due to overcrowding in the men's facilities? That wouldn't be any more unbelievable than most of what happens on House of Cards.

Look at this guy! He's got green hair! And he's famous! What a day!

#GreenHairDontCare
A photo posted by Perrie Edwards ✌️

Yet another hairstyle from Harry St-- I mean Zayn Malik! Yes, Zayn Malik! He is a male human from the UK who is famous for his musicianship, for leaving the group One Direction, and for his ever-changing head-hair.

As evidenced by the photo above, that appeared like a peyote vision on the Instagram account of Malik's fiancée Perrie Edwards, his hair is now green. It looks like he went with Jared Leto As The Joker Green.

Here is a carefully curated selection of the best tweets about this celebrity getting a new hairdo:

ZAYN MALIK GLO UP CHALLENGE pic.twitter.com/t1cBt4l0i2
— THÉOKAY (@hxroes) June 7, 2015

exclusive picture of zayn malik singing for his solo career pic.twitter.com/uyMmIDAd9A
— allie & (@vicfearless) June 6, 2015

zayn malik to shrek real quick pic.twitter.com/Kdxh04QPNu
— ㅤ ㅤ ㅤcecilia ✧¸.｡ (@sugarbabyIjp) June 6, 2015

Are @zaynmalik& @PerrieLittleMix trying to be next Muppet Power Couple? #GreenHairDontCarehttp://t.co/lZPhVw9Sx9pic.twitter.com/mYoBXvR14Q
— Now Magazine (@NowMag) June 7, 2015

Make sure to talk about this important piece of news to everyone you encounter today in life's journey!

Did I mention this took place in Florida? Or did you already assume that's where this marvelous infraction transpired?

According to the Lee County Sheriff's office, the man in this surveillance footage was arrested earlier this year. He ran his car into a parked police vehicle, climbed on top and danced his wasted little butt off. He also tore off a windshield wiper and stole an American flag, like the true patriotic lunatic he is.

There are so many amazing aspects of this video that it's hard to choose my favorite part. First of all, there's full audio, so you get to hear him dancing to Hall & Oats' "Rich Girl" and Supertramp's "Goodbye Stranger" in real time.

This video is long, so here are the highlights:

-Minute 0:58, when "Rich Girl" ends and he patiently awaits the next song to begin.
-Minute 3:08, when he vogues, followed by an interpretive dance passage.
-Minute 6:00, when he breaks off a windshield wiper, has a fake sword fight with nobody, and chucks it into the yard.
-Minute 7:40, the arrest.

Remember to dance like no one is watching, so when it's caught on a surveillance camera we can all enjoy your inspired dance moves before you're handcuffed.

Mere hours ago, the one and only Ariana Grande shared a strong feminist letter on Twitter. Here it is.

Sometimes you need more than 140 characters.(via Twitter)

There's yet another reason to loveArianaGrande, and it's for the letter she posted on Twitter earlier today, pictured above. She wrote about female activists in her family, double standards, and even quoted The Woman Herself: Gloria Steinem.

It's pretty dope when a woman uses her celebrity to send a female-positive message out to her fans. I'm glad to be a part of the media who is making one singer's tweet a news story.

Here's the tweet, because you should probably read it again anyway.

pic.twitter.com/ifMzCfMA9Y
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) June 7, 2015

If you don't want to be insensitive, there are certain things you should just never say to a pregnant Kim Kardashian.

Forever
A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on May 24, 2015 at 12:22pm PDT

But if you haven't been a pregnant Kim Kardashian yourself, you might not realize that what you're saying can be perceived as inappropriate. Here are 6 phrases that are off limits.

1. "Did you use a surrogate and are you wearing a prosthetic belly?"

Do not ask a pregnant Kim Kardashian if she is secretly using a surrogate to carry her baby and is actually wearing a prosthetic belly to fool the public. You might not realize it, but this type of question can seem very presumptuous.

Kim just announced she's pregnant & Wendy FALSELY reported yday that Kim has a surrogate, but is going to use a prosthetic belly. LIES!!!!
— Myleeza Kardashian (@MyleezaKardash) June 2, 2015

Please! This is the type of stuff I will address. If I got a surrogate I would say I did! Thankfully I didn't have 2 https://t.co/Nts8xe1TWd
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 2, 2015

2. "You seem cranky. Are you ranting?"

Never ask a pregnant Kim Kardashian if she is going on a rant. It's hard for someone who isn't a pregnant Kim Kardashian to understand the difference between ranting and not ranting, and until you are a pregnant Kim Kardashian yourself, you can't know.

Media is lame! Saying I went on a Twitter rant Bc I was bored in my dressing room for 2 hours laughing & tweeting w my friends being real
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 3, 2015

You will know when I rant....this was not a rant. Ohhhh I know a good rant
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 3, 2015

3. "Was your Twitter hacked?"

Hormones can have a huge impact on a pregnant Kim Kardashian, and that can affect all facets of her life, from her moods to her Twitter. Don't assume that a pregnant Kim Kardashian's Twitter account was hacked just because she's acting differently than usual.

Hahahaha Twitter just contacted me to see if I've been hacked LOL #JustPregnantKeeks
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 2, 2015

4. "Can I touch your belly?"

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on May 29, 2015 at 10:29pm PDT

Do you think you can touch Kim Kardashian's belly?

Pregnant KiKi does not play!!!! *BLOOP!*
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 2, 2015

5. "Are you going to name the baby South East?"

Do you think you're the only one to ask a pregnant Kim Kardashian if she is going to name her second baby South East? A pregnant Kim Kardashian hears this all the time, and it gets old.

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on May 28, 2015 at 9:05pm PDT

6. "Why are you even famous?"

Whatever you do, never ask a pregnant Kim Kardashian why she is even famous. This includes all variations, such as wondering why she is famous "for no reason" or implying that she doesn't deserve her fame. You should also never say this to a non-pregnant Kim Kardashian. Not that you'd ever have the chance.

Trust me I won't give lames the time of day!Don't have that much free time now! Still have about 30 businesses 2run https://t.co/XYxSdmmOc4
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 2, 2015