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Tourists who posed nude on sacred mountain blamed for earthquake.

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Is getting naked on top of a mountain such a crime?


(via Mashable)

A group of tourists visiting Malaysia felt compelled to strip down and take some photos on top of the beautiful Mount Kinabalu. It was a stunning spot, and you know you can't rack in as many Instagram likes with your typical smiling, posed, clothed travel photo. I hate this word, but it's just kind of "touristy" to wear shirts and pants.

The mountain is a sacred site for the indigenous Kadazan Dusun people, though, and they blamed the travelers for a magnitude 5.9 earthquake that hit nearby a few days later. The travelers had to go to court, and admitted that they caused a public disturbance and were "stupid and disrespectful." But they didn't confess to making the earth shatter by exposing their hot bods. They could have faced three months in jail, but ended up just having to stay in custody for three days, pay a £1,000 fine, and be deported.

Surprisingly, they weren't even disrespectful American tourists. They were disrespectful British, Canadian, and Dutch tourists. And in the photo (above) that was posted on social media, they're not even that naked. Is it really enough nakedness to start an earthquake if there are still select pants, bras, and briefs in play? These people aren't even showing as much skin as Lebron.


A prominent black activist for the NAACP has been outed by her parents as a white woman.

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Well, this is one of the craziest stories I've ever read.

The woman in that clip is Rachel Dolezal. She is the leader of her local chapter of the NAACP in Spokane, Washington, an adjunct professor of Africana studies at Eastern Washington University and sits as the chair of the city's police oversight commission. She is also white.

Of course, a white woman could do and be any of the things listed above. There have been white chapter leaders of the NAACP, white African professors and white civil rights activists. But Rachel Dolezal has been doing them as a black woman.


So natural it's fake.(via BuzzFeed News)

What in the ever-loving-hell. Whatever her faults, she's certainly an amazing hairstylist, at least according to her Facebook profile:


She sure can "make it happen."(via Jezebel)

Dolezal parents decided to tell their story to The Spokane-Review this week, though they claim to have known she was masquerading as an African American for years:

"Dolezal's mother, Ruthanne Dolezal, said Thursday.... she has had no contact with her daughter in years. She said her daughter began to “disguise herself" in 2006 or 2007, after the family had adopted four African-American children... 'It's very sad that Rachel has not just been herself,' Ruthanne Dolezal said. 'Her effectiveness in the causes of the African-American community would have been so much more viable, and she would have been more effective if she had just been honest with everybody.'"

Indeed. Considering how deeply Rachel Dolezal has woven herself into the community of Spokane, she must be a magnetic, hard-working person. Now, all her good work is undermined by the revelation that her persona as a member of the marginalized race she supports is complete and utter horseshit.


Imagine how folks would react if that was Iggy Azalea.(via BuzzFeed News)

As you can see in the Vine above, when asked directly if she's African American, Rachel Dolezal is unable to straight up say, "Hell, yes, I'm African American, GTFO." However, she did identify herself as white, black and American Indian on an application to the Office of Police Ombudsman Commission. Her mother says the family's ancestry is Czech, Swedish and German, with some “faint traces" of Native American heritage.

The obvious question to all of this is, "Why?" Not just, why would she do it, but why are her parents coming forward with this now. Dolezal says that there are numerous lawsuits circulating within her family, over money and allegations that her parents abused her and her adopted brothers. Two of her brothers have been living with her as her sons for a number of years as well, making the situation even more confusing. Muddying the waters further, Dolezal recently invited a man she claimed was her father to a NAACP ribbon cutting ceremony. Maybe she meant, her spiritual father?


What. Is. Happening?(via Spokane NAACP)

Identifying strongly with a culture you were not raised in isn't that unusual, but Dolezal has taken cultural appropriation to a level that suggests some kind of personality disorder. Even before this exposé, rumors had circulated that Dolezal was not who she claimed. James Wilburn, the president of the Spokane NAACP who preceded her, said Thursday that members of the group had privately discussed it and let the matter go: “It was discussed among close members to me, and we kept it like that."

WHY? WHY? Presumably, it was because Dolezal had already infiltrated so deeply into the activist community of Spokane that they realized the level of embarrassment and attention that would be directed towards them if Rachel Dolezal's deception were revealed.


Helpful hints.(via BuzzFeed News)

Her commitment to her lie is so extreme, that it only began to unravel as Dolezal reported more and more suspicious hate crimes, directed towards her and her family. Suspicious because investigators were beginning to think that Dolezal was perpetrating them. They included things like a swastika being carved into a door when security cameras were mysteriously turned off, hate mail that had no postage mark arriving in her locked mailbox and a noose being found on her porch.

Looking at Dolezal's blog, which is still up (her Facebook account appears to be deleted), it's clear she's a pretty talented artist. It seems impossible for someone to live so completely as another person, with a fabricated past, without also believing their own lies on some level.


So true.(via @HarlmRenaissanc)

Unfortunately, her lived lie drew in many people who looked to her as a leader and an inspiration. If the hate crimes she reported were also her own fabrication, she makes a mockery of the very real struggle minorities face everyday.

It's unclear what, if any, charges Dolezal will face. The situation is currently being investigated by the various organizations Rachel Dolezal has aligned herself with in Spokane.

How long can this man and his dog juggle a soccer ball?

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Watch a champion ball bouncing dog train on beautiful Bondi Beach.

On Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia, this man and dog football juggling duo wows a few passersby with their skills. Even the little black pug in the background seems impressed. How did they get so good? Lots of training.

These two drill rigorously. Look at that determination. No one seems to pay them much attention, but it looks like they are having a blast.

The red ball must be for high-intensity bounce training. This Australian hound might be Air Bud's biggest rival in 2018's World Pup.

Not crazy about the spin move. Too flashy. Stick to the fundamentals.

The trailer for Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig's Lifetime thriller is spot on.

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Now there's a trailer for the new Lifetime movie starring Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig.

As you may know, there is a real, actual Lifetime movie coming out that stars two of the funniest SNL alums, and it's basically completely making fun of Lifetime movies. Earlier this week, we got to see the billboard. The movie is called A Deadly Adoption, and the tagline is "The birth of a plan gone wrong."

It's about a married couple who take in a pregnant woman with hopes of adopting her unborn child. Which leads to some gun-pointing, an attempt to run over Will Ferrell in a speeding car, and probably a lot of other drama. It looks kind of like a mix of the season of Parenthood when Julia wants to adopt the office coffee cart girl's child, every actual Lifetime movie, and Anchorman. That is definitely not a combination I've seen before.

My favorite part of this trailer is the end, when Will Ferrell, empty of context and in a super creepy voice, tells the pregnant woman, "You really are a strange girl." I hope when the full-length movie comes out, that is the entire scene.

Is it me, or is Lifetime being really cool lately? With that Shiri Appleby show that's supposed to be really good and now this, whatever marketing scheme they're up to is completely working on me.

Kale damage.

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I bet you never knew Peter Dinklage was in an episode of 'Seinfeld.'

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That's Tyrion's voice! Mind=blown.

Many people don't know that Peter Dinklage had a long and diverse acting career before he was cast in Game of Thrones. In addition to Off-Broadway theater and award-winning independent films, he also made a number of TV guest appearances, including this voice-only turn as "sexy wake-up guy James" on Seinfeld. How fitting that he went from appearing on a show about nothing to starring on a show about everything.

This is as good a time as any to point out that Peter Dinklage does have an awesome voice. Listen to him narrating the hell out of this Chrysler ad:

That man could sell me anything. I'd even go vegetarian if he wanted me to.

On second thought, maybe not.


Chris Pratt shows off his 3 acting faces from "Jurassic World," then Conan tries.

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Recognize anything you saw over this box office weekend?

Chris Pratt continues with his press junket for Jurassic World and being adorable. He visited Conan to talk about how he conveyed such a range of emotion in a movie that's mostly about dinos.

There was fear, love and deep joy. Of course, most of the 'acting' isn't so much about the face as it's about the music, lighting and edits. Why does Chris Pratt get paid so much to be in movies again?


Oh, right.(via People)

Conan tries out a few emotions too, but can't stop just shouting what he's feeling out loud. That's my problem on dates.

10 signs you've settled down for good.

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1. You own a bedskirt.

Say all you want about dust bunnies, deep down you know this is an unnecessary decoration that you didn't even know existed when you were in college.


2. You consume more than 2 hours of HGTV per day.

You're not really watching it, it's just on in the background. And if you happen to subliminally absorb some creative centerpiece ideas, then SO BE IT!


3. You own decorations for every holiday.

It's November already? Time to take down the Halloween pumpkin decorations and put up the Thanksgiving pumpkin decorations.


4. You know who the Barefoot Contessa is.


(via Community Table)

And you love her.


5. Your cell phone background is a picture of your kids.

Or your dogs, or your cats, or – in the most critical cases – all three.


6. You browse real estate listings for fun.

There was a time when you would have had no idea what a good price-per-square-foot was in your neighborhood. That time is gone.


7. You subscribe to magazines.

Like, actual physical magazines.


8. You own more furniture than will fit in your car.

When the bed you sleep in does not does not fold up or de-inflate, you are staying put.


9. Your Facebook newsfeed is full of ads for couches.

Algorithms don't lie. Facebook knows reckless behavior and irresponsible spending are not in the equation for you anymore.


10. "I don't feel like putting on pants" is your standard reason for not going out.

Are you wearing pants right now? You're not, are you? It's okay. Kick back on your large, immovable bed and enjoy it.

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The Internet is really upset today over a celebrity death that happened five years ago.

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If you were on Twitter today, you might have seen people posting about how "Golden Girls" star Rue McClanahan died, which is technically true.


But the actress died five years ago. And now, thanks to social media, her obituary is getting passed around again, making many people think it's current news. It's like, you work hard over a long career to build a name for yourself, and then somehow your legacy ends up being a viral obituary.



She passed away in 2010 #ruemcclanahan
A photo posted by Samara Merritt (@pinupgirlatheart) on

According to Jezebel, this is actually the second time that McClanahan's obituary has weirdly gone viral. Hopefully her ghost is haunting Twitter or something.

The lineup for Homaroo 2015 has just been announced.

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The only music festival this weekend that matters is the one at your house.

The Rock made an adorable little girl's day by letting her feel sooooo strong.

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She wanted to pull an airplane...


I don't know who little Kai is, but she's cute as a button. Apparently, The Rock is very open to 2-year-olds bossing him around. Kai wanted to pull a plane all by herself, so she is. The Rock's just following behind!

Hah, psych. Why on earth would it occur to a little girl that she should try pulling a plane around? You know Dwayne Johnson put her up to it. He wants us all to fall in love with how muscular he is on the outside compared to how soft and wonderful he is on the inside.

WELL, I ALREADY LOVED YOU, THE ROCK. Here's a few of the reasons why:

Fanny pack and lean take it to a whole other level... #90sRock #WTF #BuffLesbian

A photo posted by therock (@therock) on

Ow, my heart:

#Tbt In Samoan culture there's a very special dance called the "Taualuga" where we, as men honor the women by dancing around them out of love and great respect. On my grandmother's 80th birthday she danced her Taualuga while I proudly danced around her while she laughed and beamed with pride. She had the greatest birthday and her smile was from ear to ear. My grandmother, Lia Maivia was a strong willed, highly respected and tough pioneer in the world of pro wrestling, becoming wrestling's first successful female promoter. But when we hit hard times and my family was evicted, shortly after that my grandmother became homeless. When I finally could afford it I bought her a place of her very own that she LOVED! I always asked after that, "Grandma are you happy?" To which she'd call me by my Samoan name and say, "Tuifeai I'm so happy.. thank you.. oh and can you please sing that song I like.." Ha! I'd start singin' away (off key of course) and she'd laugh and smile from ear to ear. A few months after this picture was taken my grandma passed away peacefully in her sleep. I know we all experience loss and it's so tough to deal with... but I'm forever grateful for the one of kind life lessons only grandma's can teach us. Miss you grandma and I hope you hear me cause I'm still quietly singin' away to you.. Misiga tele 'oe Grandma, alofa tele atu mo 'oe.

A photo posted by therock (@therock) on

He's a feminist:

This:

And this ain't bad either:

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This man kindly let the Internet laugh at a video of himself being emasculated by a pigeon.

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If you fail a basic test of manhood, you're supposed to destroy all evidence that it happened.

I live in New York City, where pigeons are so abundant, they're a minor annoyance like deer in New Jersey or hearing those One Direction fellas on the radio.

If I had to really say where pigeons landed on the list of things I'm afraid of, I'd put them at number 346. Right between squirrels and a Q-tip hurting me somehow.

That said, there are days when I'm not paying attention, and I walk straight into a flight of pigeons, I might (only for a second) duck out of the way while my face (involuntarily) shows some semblance of fear. When that happens, I look around to see if anyone saw me and immediately stab them. No one will know my shame!

This man, however, took it upon himself to not only dance around with a protective towel and shriek like he's a child in a haunted house, but to film it and let everyone in the world see that a tiny confused bird scared him so much he needed a moment to catch his breath once it left.

What has the world come to when a man is proud of his unmanliness? What hope is there for future generations if they are entertained by this man's ineptitude? It's time to be the change. I'm off now to go film myself fighting a bear.

11 signs your work spouse relationship is getting too real.

A transgender teen is suing his school for its wrong-side-of-history bathroom rules.

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The ACLU is teaming up with a transgender 16-year-old to sue his high school over its bathroom rules.

Virginia student Gavin Grimm isn't allowed to use the men's bathroom at his school. He informed his school that he's a boy and was originally given permission by his principal to use the men's bathroom. But now the school board has said he can't anymore after people complained. Doesn't it seem like school boards are just constantly trolling?

Now poor Gavin usually waits all day to go to the bathroom after he leaves school. That is horrible! Can high school authority figures stay out of people's bathroom business? And that includes making almost-adults ask permission from a teacher to use the toilet, which is also ridiculous and happens at most high schools. Like, what would happen if everyone just let each other use bathrooms as they please? Oh, nothing?

According to New York magazine, the ACLU is arguing that this is sex-based discrimination and violates Gavin's constitutional rights. High school is always finding new ways to be horrible.


These twin babies want to show you how to dance to Beyoncé.

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These babies are so happy to dance to '7/11' that they did it twice and added a costume change.

Most of the dance moves these two try out aren't nearly as odd as what Beyoncé does in the original music video. Still, the dance is hypnotizing.

What a joy to see people who barely have the capacity for speech already knowing they love Beyoncé. When I was their age all I was able to dance to was Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks. I mostly just stood around acting like I was too cool to dance. I was the most aloof baby on the block.

Now I realize I wasted my baby years. I could have been doing something like this:

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