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Colin Farrell, Vince Vaughn, and Jimmy Fallon tell secrets and lies.
Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn played "True Confessions" on "The Tonight Show."
In the game, players "take turns confessing to a random fact, then interrogate each other to determine who was telling the truth." And over the course of 9 minutes, a major secret was revealed: Colin Farrell is a delight! I had no idea. He had a great attitude from the beginning, when he hilariously realized the interrogation wasn't going to involve simple yes-or-no questions and then happily continued to field the other players' pressing inquiries. He also pulled out an impromptu impression of the guy from "The Jinx" and told a funny story about getting exonerated for a crime thanks to a friend's journal entry. In a perfect world, the game would have ended with Farrell revealing the biggest lie of all: that he's been faking his accent this whole time! That's definitely not true, but this video is still really fun to watch.
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Cher goes on hilarious Twitter rant about Donald Trump.
Welcome to the "Roast of Donald Trump," broadcast live from Cher's Twitter.
Donald Trump's ego is So inflated,he might
As well be the Hindenburg !
In Dictionary next to
"Obnoxious asshole"
See Photo of
"THE DONALD"
— Cher (@cher) June 17, 2015Cher had some harsh words for new presidential nominee Donald Trump, and she expressed them through insult comedy. There are two things I love most about this Twitter rant: the joke constructions, and the use of emojis, which seem to imply that the sad scrunchy face character is Donald Trump. Here are the most awesomely biting Tweets:
@gabeAlfassy IF HE WERE TO BE ELECTED,IM MOVING TO JUPITER
— Cher (@cher) June 16, 2015@bobradmore
ONE!
The State of Desperation
— Cher (@cher) June 17, 2015@Jacechambersxxx
Go 2 a Mirror,& Stand & Reflect...Not The Usual
"Mirror mirror on the wall"...Who's The SMARTEST Media Whore Of Them All
— Cher (@cher) June 17, 2015@LBisky Read his history He's a loudmouth Bigot.
If he had more money than Croesus he'd be an idiot.
— Cher (@cher) June 16, 2015@elle_emm_aitch
Donald Trump Can’t come up with a hairstyle that looks human,how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
— Cher (@cher) June 16, 2015@Steven_Scibetta I RATHER STICK NEEDLES IN MY EYES
— Cher (@cher) June 16, 2015Thank you Cher for this illuminating peek into the mind! I only wish you had more room to express yourself, and I guess you do too.
@believe_in_cher
I HATE 140 CHARACTERS
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Woman shames JetBlue attendant who told her to pump breast milk in bathroom.
A flight attendant told passenger Molly Guy that she should go to the tiny plane bathroom to pump breast milk.
Once inside the bathroom, she took to Instagram to complain about what happened. Guy told ABC News that she had asked permission to pump breast milk in the vacant pit area of the plane so that she could have some privacy. The male flight attendant said no.
“He told me, 'for the comfortability of other passengers could you go in the bathroom, I think it's best to go in the bathroom,” Guy recalled.
Unfortunately for that dude, Guy happens to be the owner and creative director of popular New York City bridal shop Stone Fox Bride, which currently has more than 100,000 followers on Instagram. She posted the above picture from the company account, and it got a ton of attention. It currently has more than 1,900 likes and was passed around by mom blogs. And that's why social media is amazing and never a waste of time, even when you're looking at a friend-of-a-friend's outfits over the past four years instead of paying attention to your life. Case closed. Right? Right? Hello?
The full caption of Guy's Instagram post reads:
Writing this from a Jet Blue flight where I have been banned from pumping in the back area due to the "comfortability" of the passengers. Ouch. Six hours from NYC to Oakland. Have you ever tried hand expressing eight ounces of breast milk crouched in an airplane bathroom with a line of passengers outside the door? #notfun @jetblue
JetBlue has apologized, and says that the flight attendant was going against company policy which "states any nursing mother wishing to breastfeed their infants have the right to do so in any public accommodation including the aircraft cabin." Yeah yeah yeah, tell it to this baby.
Guy said she's not mad at the flight attendant, but is just upset that there isn't a policy for people in her situation that's actually enforced. When will the breast-feeding bullies realize that they cannot survive the Internet?
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With one tweet, Taylor Swift shut down a tabloid and explained why we need feminism.
This morning, Taylor Swift showed the world why we still need feminism.
@OK_Magazine this misleading headline and your choice of words in labeling me are why we need feminism in 2015. pic.twitter.com/x6sLT8IKx9
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) June 20, 2015What's she talking about? According to Buzzfeed, a shady tweet and a pointed intro from OK! Magazine.
The tweet in question, which seems to be edited now (drama!), made it sound like Taylor Swift was pregnant, which she is not.
Singer @taylorswift13 has made a 'pregnancy announcement'! http://t.co/7sBjr7MZ1i
— OK_Magazine (@OK! Magazine)
It links to an article about Swift helping two of her fans announce their soon-to-be-born baby.
Thank you so much @taylorswift13 helping me tell the world IM GOING TO BE A DAD! #BabiesFirstConcert@lindseyjo86pic.twitter.com/8135go8e3e
— Jesse Rasmussen (@JesseRas) June 19, 2015
Okay, OK! We see what you did there.
Then, in the article, Swift is initially introduced as "Harry Styles' ex-girlfriend" and is later referred to as "Calvin Harris' rumoured girlfriend." Honestly, it seems like OK! Magazine is desperately trying to neg TSwift. Could this magazine be any more threatened by her success? Try to just be comfortable with yourself, OK! Magazine, and then you won't feel like you need to minimize the success of people who are more powerful than you.
Swift quickly responded by calling out the tabloid and standing up for women everywhere. My, how far we've come as a society since the days when Lena Dunham taught her about feminism!
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Somebody improved 'Jurassic World' by replacing all the dinosaurs with wiener dogs.
Finally, a decent version of this movie.
Did you guys see that movie Jurassic World? Probably not. I mean, who wants to watch a film about a bunch of ugly, gross, enormous reptiles who go berserk and kill every person they come in contact with? Nobody, that's who! I haven't checked the box office numbers, but I'm fairly certain that this is going to be remembered as a major bomb!
Luckily, somebody took the time to fix the movie in the only way that makes any sense: by replacing all of the dinosaurs with tiny, adorable dachshunds. Such an improvement! It's nice to see that somebody in Hollywood knows what they're doing.
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Next week's "New Yorker" cover honors the Charleston massacre victims. Here it is.
This is the cover of next week's "New Yorker."
An early look at next week's cover, "Nine," by Barry Blitt: http://t.co/Ee6XSiWd2Wpic.twitter.com/SUfzaEA0jA
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) June 19, 2015It's called "Nine" and commemorates the nine people who were killed in the shooting at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina this week. The New Yorker posted it on Twitter yesterday, and artist Barry Blitt bleakly told the magazine:
It's distressing contemplating another story like this, but not really surprising, I guess.
The June 29 issue cover depicts nine birds flying from the historic church.
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Russia is going to blow the lid off of America's moon landing bullshit.
The Russians are onto us! Everybody act natural!
So fake!(via Getty)
Guys, remember a few decades ago when we all decided to pretend that our country had managed the Herculean scientific feat of landing six manned vehicles on the surface of the moon? Some people said we'd never get away with it. "There's no way anybody is gonna fall for this garbage," they said. "We'll be caught for sure." Well, they were wrong for nearly 45 years. But now, I'm starting to think they had a point.
Turns out that Russia—annoyed with the United States' decision to poke its nose into Europe's corrupt soccer practices—has finally seen through our clever ruse. Vladimir Markin, a spokesperson for Russia's Investigation Committee, is calling for an official investigation into our pretend moon landings. Oh no!
The Moscow Timeswrites:
“An international investigation could help solve the mystery of the disappearance of film footage from the original moon landing in 1969, or explain where the nearly 400 kilograms of lunar rock reportedly obtained during several such missions between 1969 and 1972 have been spirited away to, Markin suggested."
If they ever get their hands on that footage, they're sure to see the production assistants smoking cigarettes at the edge of the frame. And it will be totally obvious that those lunar rocks are just pieces of jagged asphalt sprayed with glow-in-the-dark paint. This is bad guys!
Why did we have to have such hubris?! Why couldn't we have just kept our heads low and tried not to make any waves like Vladimir Putin does? I guess we'll never learn.
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