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Here's how celebrities celebrated Father's Day on Instagram yesterday.

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If you were on social media at all yesterday, you probably saw a lot of posts with old photos of dads and a lot of jokes about how hot everyone's dads look in those old photos.

And that's how Father's Day is celebrated in 2015. Celebrities, who are just like us, were also posting up a storm on the topic of dads yesterday. Here are some of the best Instagrams.

Justin Timberlake celebrated his first Father's Day by being attractive in yet another phase of life. Wouldn't it have been funny if the baby was actually wearing a onesie that said "I <3 J.C."?







FLEXIN' on Fathers Day... #HappyFathersDay to ALL of the Dads out there from the newest member of the Daddy Fraternity!! --JT
A photo posted by Justin Timberlake (@justintimberlake) on

Reese Witherspoon confusingly also posted a photo of a dad named JT, but it is not aforementioned dad Justin Timerlake. It's her husband, agent Jim Toth, staring into the sea, alongside their son.







Happiest of #FathersDay to all the sweet dads out there! Like this one! JT , you are an amazing father who loves and nurtures our kids everyday. Here's to all the dads who raise our kids to be incredible people!
A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on

American ambassador to the universe Beyoncéposted Father's Day pictures for two generations. First, there was a picture of her and her own father from the pre-pre-Destiny's Child days. Then there was a current picture of Jay-Z and Blue Ivy checking out the offerings of an ice cream truck.







Happy Father's Day to all the fathers around the world
A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on






A photo posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on

Lena Dunham went the genuine route with two sentimental posts about her father, artist Carroll Dunham, who she says is her best friend.







Happy Father's Day to my first great love, best friend, eternal inspiration Carroll Dunham. You will always have the right to tell me to go to bed. And I will always have the right to touch your paintings even when the security guard says no. (Photo from Bomb Magazine, late 80s style)
A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on






PS you make a pretty great date
A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on

Meadow Walker, the 16-year-old daughter of late actor Paul Walker, posted an adorable tribute to her dad that made a lot of fans cry.







happy Father's Day
A photo posted by Meadow Walker (@meadowwalker) on

Jessica Chastain's Father's Day Instagram post calls for a spoiler warning, and this is it. She reposted a photo of Stannis from Game of Thrones holding a "#1 Dad" mug, and joked that her fireman dad would have put out the fire that killed Shireen.







Happy Father's Day!!!! (My fireman dad would've put out the fire) #regram @thinjewish
A photo posted by Jessica Chastain (@chastainiac) on

Mae Whitman said that "no words could ever describe" the way she feels about her dad, so like many other celebrities and nons, she opted to use emojis instead.







my dad is the most important person to me in the entire universe and no words could ever describe so
A photo posted by alabama whitman (@mistergarf) on






true life I'm obsessed with my dad #best #friend
A photo posted by alabama whitman (@mistergarf) on

And finally, Kylie and Kendall posted moving messages expressing their love for Caitlyn Jenner. The fact that both of them are dressed up as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz in the first photo is really just an extra bonus.







Happy Father's Day my little light of sunshine. "You can still call me dad, Kylie. No matter what I'm always going to be your father. That's never going to change."
A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on






my whole life this soul was my daddy and just because your appearance is different now doesn't mean you were any less of a father to me my entire life. happy Father's Day to the person who raised me, and taught me everything I know, my hero.
A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on

Halfway through this video of a glider's flight, a cat pops up on the wing.

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A glider's flight in French Guiana almost tested from exactly how high a cat can fall and still land on her feet.

The little stowaway pokes her head up about 40 seconds into the flight, and she does not look amused. She looks like she is seriously regretting her choice of nap location.

"I'll never sleep again."

After a few seconds though, she seems to embrace the fur-ruffling adventure. You only live nine times (YOL9), after all.

Don't worry, the cat survived the trip. The video description says she's doing well and "still our mascot." They'd better give you a raise after this, cat.

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Man with 29 Miley Cyrus tattoos is starting to regret his decision to get 29 Miley Cyrus tattoos.

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If you love someone, get so many tattoos of them that you eventually creep them out and begin to regret your permanent-ink decision.







Miley Cyrus Tattoos Fan
A photo posted by Carl McCoid (@mileycyrustattoos) on

Carl McCoid is a 42-year-old British man who has 29 Miley Cyrus tattoos. He's also a father of three, which somehow makes this man's obsession even stranger. However, he got his first Miley skin-tribute back in 2010 after his divorce, so I'm guessing it all started because he was upset and decided to replace his wife with the artist formerly know as Hannah Montana.

Looking at McCoid's Instagram is like watching one man's odd descent into madness via body art. Here are some of his sweet tats:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVCjr_AtOjw Obsessed fan clip
A photo posted by Carl McCoid (@mileycyrustattoos) on





Carl got enough media attention for his body ink that Miley herself found out about it. She said in an interview, "There's a dude that holds a record of the most pictures of my face, he has like 18 pictures of my face and they're really ugly." I would've thought the head that contains Miley Cyrus's tongue would appreciate the weird-ass fandom, but I guess not.

Carl told the Mirror, "Right now I have 29 tattoos done and have spent £2,800 [$4,400]. I never thought I would regret it... Then she mentioned they were creepy in an interview. It made me realise I didn't like them." Now he's going to get "a selection" of the tattoos removed. I just hope he picks the right ones!

Mom pulls goth daughter from school after vice-principal said she makes him think about bondage.

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"She looks like she does bondage" in my mind because I'm a huge pervbag. - That headmaster.


Literally the most normal-looking teenager on Earth. (video below)

If you are a teenager, or capable of looking at teenagers without being consumed by sexual thoughts and feelings, you know what 15-year-old Erin Anais-Hart looks like: someone deep in the grips of what experts call "a phase." You should also recognize that the amount of skin being shown (not that that is the end-all-be-all test of these things) is way less than any school-sanctioned cheerleader.

In fact, in keeping with true goth tradition (or is that punk? I feel like there was a South Park episode about this... I'm 30), Erin is not displaying much skin at all.

Nevertheless, she was forced to call her mother from the King Charles I School in Worcestershire, England, and ask her to bring a pair of trousers because she wasn't allowed to return to class until she "covered up." You'd think people in Worcestershire would appreciate looking a little saucy. I'm sorry. I'm so, so, sorry for that pun.

Normally, students wear uniforms, but they got to choose their outfits that day as part of a charity fundraiser. When Erin was forced to call home to request extra pants, however, her mother Kaye Warner refused to participate in body-shaming her daughter, demanding she come home instead.

"The deputy headteacher rang and said he didn't like her style," Kaye told HelloU. "When I questioned him again as to why he did not like what she was wearing and what I should tell my daughter when she asks me why she has come home from school, he replied 'she looks like she does bondage.' I was disgusted. She is 15 years old."

Awesome mom Kaye followed through on her commitment to not letting her daughter be bullied by the prurient thoughts of a deputy headteacher, a position that sounds like the physical embodiment of the phrase "those who can't do, teach." She pulled her daughter from King Charles I, and is now looking for a new school for Erin to attend.

The King Charles I School put out this statement in their defense, in what I can only imagine was the huffiest, stiff-upper-lip and yardstick-up-their-bums English accent possible, "We do not comment on individual cases but would stress that we aim to provide a positive and successful learning environment for our students, free from disruption and distraction, and that includes enforcement of our dress code." Not written in the statement but heavily implied was "Harrumph, harrumph, harrumph. I think about girls in bondage. Harrumph."

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Thanks, Denise Richards, for your awesome response to Charlie Sheen's Twitter rant.

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Remember that era when Charlie Sheen had, like, four hundred weird public outbursts and everyone started saying "winning" to mean a lot of various things?




Just a quick reminder to everyone. also a huge shoutout to a brilliant artist James Malia(.com) c
A photo posted by Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) on

It might be happening again.

Yesterday on Father's Day, Sheen tweeted a bunch of horrible, mean stuff about his ex-wife, actress and model Denise Richards. The tweets are now deleted, but Buzzfeed has screenshots.

Brooke M is a sexy rok star whom I adore D Richards a heretic washed up piglet Shame pile Happy Father's Day!!! http://t.co/5sZGPyAg8Q

open letter to the media: Denise Richards is a shake down piece of shit doosh phace & worst mom alive! a d... http://t.co/dtlt6dAHwi

To clarify: Brooke M is Brooke Mueller, one of Sheen's other ex-wives, and a "shake down piece of shit doosh phace" is something very rude to call someone.

The "open letter to the media" linked to in the tweet explains why Richards is an "evil terrorist" among other terrible and baffling things. You can read it if you want, but don't say I didn't tell you it was awful.

Despite the aggressive and crazy provocation, Denise Richards kept her cool. She stayed super classy in her response, although now she has deleted it, too. Can celebrities in Twitter feuds please help maintain the public record?

Happy Dad's Day! @charliesheen have a gret trip in Mexico! Kids were disappointed u weren't here for it- Hey we'll celebrate when u r back!

Let's just take a moment now to thank Denise Richards. Today, she shows us how to keep cool in the face of nightmare Internet garbage. And that's a lesson we sometimes need to learn over and over again to get right.


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5 people having a worse Monday than you.

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5. 'Star Wars' star Jake Lloyd, because he led cops on a high-speed chase.


He fell to the Dark Side after all.(Colleton County Detention Center)

It's always a shock when things go sour for former child stars. Except in the case of Jake Lloyd. Things were never going to work out for him.

The 26-year-old retired actor, most famous for playing the boy who would become Darth Vader in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, was arrested in Charleston, South Carolina after leading police on a high-speed chase, driving at times in excess of 100 mph. He probably didn't say this during the pursuit:

Because he doesn't actually have Force powers, Lloyd eventually lost control of his vehicle, crashing through a fence and stopping among some trees. He did not appear to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol. He's still in jail, and his bail has been set at more than $10,000.

Despite his wrongdoing, it's hard not to feel bad for the kid. By his own reports, appearing in that movie turned his school life in a "living hell." Everyone shouted "yippee!" at him and made lightsaber noises when he walked by until he was turned into a bitter, reckless young man. Frankly, I don't blame him. Episode I ruined my childhood too.


4. A 19-year-old who stole a car and then realized he couldn't drive stick.


Alexander Katz, who doesn't have Star Wars to blame.
(Cache County Sheriff's Office)

There's an important lesson to be learned from this story: if you don't want your car to be stolen, buy a manual. Sure, you'll have to learn to drive stick yourself, but that's not a bad thing. They're usually cheaper, more fuel-efficient, and more fun to drive than an automatic. It makes driving feel like a video game! Anyway, that's my spiel about that.

Unfortunately, 19-year-old Alexander Katz of Logan, Utah never heard that lesson. He and his girlfriend stumbled on a car with the keys still in the ignition and decided to boost it. The problem is that Katz had no idea how to use the car's manual transmission. And there's nothing more suspicious when you're driving a hot car than constantly stuttering and stalling down the highway. You could probably smell the clutch from Salt Lake City.

The most baffling part is that Katz's girlfriend knew how to drive stick, but didn't get behind the wheel. She sat in the passenger seat, trying to teach him as quickly as possible, before the owner came back. Logan Police Chief Gary Jensen told Deseret News, "I'm not 100% certain why she doesn't just get around and get in the driver's seat so they can take the car and use it." I know why. It's because he's a typical guy, too proud to let his girlfriend show him up. Pathetic.

The two teens quickly gave up on stealing the car, ditching it in a parking lot and calling a cab from across the street. The girl was arrested immediately, and Katz was picked up a few hours later. His critical error: leaving his information with the taxi company.

3. Wiz Khalifa, because Amber Rose had a tattoo of his face removed.

TMZ's friendly vipers caught this video of model/actress/rapper-heartbreaker Amber Rose leaving the office of a doctor famous for removing tattoos. Although she declined to comment to the paparazzo before getting on her Batpod and driving off, she was sporting a very conspicuous bandage over her left arm – exactly where she used to have a massive tattoo of ex-husband Wiz Khalifa's face.


What lucky rapper will find his way onto that arm next?
(Instagram via Madame Noire)

Rose got the tattoo in 2013, shortly after their son Sebastian was born. With this latest development, it seems like the relationship is definitely over for good. I guess their little boy will grow up not even remembering that daddy's face used to be on mommy's body. Maybe that's for the best.

2. A Florida man who tried to blow up his house with a bowling ball bomb.


He pulled the arsonist equivalent of a gutterball.
(Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office via Local 10)

This story has all the key elements: Florida, a ridiculous mugshot, and a crime straight out of a Road Runner cartoon. It's a perfect strike.

21-year-old Tyler Butler of Loxahatchee, Florida was dead-set on preventing the bank from selling his foreclosed home. According to the sheriff's report, a witness said Butler had mentioned that "he wasn't gonna leave the house he [used] to live in, that he would burn it down." And that's exactly what he tried to do.

He filled a bowling ball with gunpowder, stuck a rope in for a fuse, and lit it. Neighbors reported the fire, and deputies detained Butler as he was leaving the building. That's when they noticed the bowling ball. Apparently, it hadn't even gone off. Maybe next time he should try one of these:


1. Charlie Sheen, because he went on a Father's Day rant against his ex-wife.


Back when they were both winning.(Getty)

Charlie Sheen's antics make hypocrites of all of us. When he just acts goofy, we laugh and have a grand old time. When he gets really crazy, we just pretend it didn't happen. Now, I'm saying ENOUGH. I'm taking a principled stand by laughing at his cry for help.

Sheen celebrated Father's Day by posting an extremely bitter tweet about his ex-wife (and mother of his children) Denise Richards. The tweet has since been deleted, but here's what it said:


(Twitter via Buzzfeed)

He followed up, writing, "Happy Father's Day!" Although Sheen has deleted the tweet, he left up a much longer, extremely vulgar "open letter" he wrote about Richards, addressed to "the media." Here it is, slightly edited to take out the insane E.E. Cummings spacing. WARNING: NSFW LANGUAGE.

"open letter to the media:
Denise Richards is a shake down piece of shit doosh phace & worst mom alive!
a despicable charlatan who sux ISIs ass!!!! (and cock) fuk it

I'm out ©

I have paid that Klay-Vinnik leaky diaper over 30 Mil and she calls me a DbD!

see u in court you evil terrorist sack of landfill rash

bitch couldn't act hot in a fire or wet in a pool

you should all hear her acting lessons: sounds like dolphins sucking off Coyotes!!!

this gangster Sheenius will be Winning! Duh!! really grandma? I'm the ARCHITECT OF THE TERM YOU LEAKY AND MALARIA RIDDLED PUDDLE OF SHIT STINK DECAY!!

and now I'm out

last note; this lab rat is from a retarded shit hole named "Downers Grove"

nothing further your Honor

hash tag go fuk Sambora some more you "Dood thief"

that genius called me 1000 times to ask "how can I get the ass funk to be less, ass-funky"

the only answer I had was to tell him to "steep" that hedgehog in bleach..." twice a day for a year
fukker whore

and hey Irv; go fuk yourself pussy bitch

I am the truth
you are my enemy

try me

I dubble dare ya
skinny boy face
Sir © of the Sheen is on stand by
my cok"

At the end, he included a link to this image. Richards wisely decided not to engage in her response:


(via Twitter)

She obviously knows the best way to deal with him.

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Bear climbs straight up a f*cking cliff like NBD.

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If you aren't interpreting animal videos on a metaphorical level, you're missing a lot that they have to offer.

This is not simply a video of a bear nimbly ascending the side of a cliff like he's jogging up a staircase, followed by a baby bear who struggles at first, but then achieves his goal. It's a lot more than that. What does it mean? Well, I can't really spell it out for you. I can gesture toward the overarching concepts: perspective, dreams, age, community, independence, self-sufficiency, work ethic, and time. But like the baby bear, you're going to have to do most of the work yourself.

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A very sad, never-used wedding dress just sold itself on eBay.

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It makes perfect sense to both buy and sell a wedding dress on eBay, but it's kind of sad when the dress puts itself up for sale because it never made it down the aisle.

For sale: wedding dress, never worn. (Via The Huffington Post)

eBay seller "ijustheardtheshoppingbellring" was apparently still too sad that she and her fiancé called off their engagement just before their nuptials were to take place. When she went to unload the dress on eBay, she wrote the listing from the point of view of the dress: a lacy size 8 by Diane von Furstenberg (in white).

"I was going to be the main attraction of a 60s wedding theme," the saddest dress in the world wrote. "I was going to be low-key, but elegant."

The dress, which will not be worn by the 30-year-old British woman who originally bought her, describes itself as "not over the top, nor too dressed down" and says you "could perhaps wear me to other occasions in the future."

But like the bride-to-be, this dress wasn't meant to happen for you, either. Bidding has ended, with a buyer who doesn't care that the dress is cursed agreeing to a final price of £1,150.00.

(Oh god, oh god) My tampon got stuck, and I lived to tell the tale.

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[Warning: slightly graphic, very embarrassing content ahead]

The waiting room smelled like asparagus pee. If I were coming in here because I was pregnant, I would definitely throw up. But thankfully, I wasn't pregnant. I was in the gynecologist office with a problem nearly as stressful as that would have been: a stuck tampon.

I should clarify: the entire tampon wasn't stuck. Most of it had come out with the string like the good people at Playtex designed it to. Most of it. The tampon came out with about an inch of cotton ripped off the top, like a bite had been taken out.

After a valiant 24 hours of reconnaissance attempts (“Take a bath!" my mom suggested), I called my gynecologist.

“Is this an emergency?" the receptionist asked right away in a bored voice.

“Uh….maybe?" I said. Toxic Shock Syndrome was something they warned us against; it's comprised of three words that are bad enough on their own, so it has to be even worse when they're all strung together. “My tampon…broke." I resisted the urge to tell her that I've been using tampons more-or-less successfully for the last 10 years without a problem and that this is a first time occurrence. She told me to come to the walk-in hours later that day and so I did, arriving at 2:30pm to a waiting room that smelled like asparagus pee.

I was one of three patients waiting to be seen in open hours: one was a shriveled woman reading an AARP magazine and the other was a very young and very pregnant girl. And I was a 22-year old with a broken tampon inside me. Three women walk into a gynecologist's office...we were like the start to some presumably sexist joke.

“Reason for visit?" the form asked innocently. “Other," I checked.

There were pamphlets on the wall for fringe methods of birth control and STDs with names like exotic flowers. Exactly zero were about what to do when a wad of cotton gets stuck up inside you farther than your fingers can reach.

I turned to the stack of magazines and extracted a back issue of Glamour with Anna Kendrick on the cover. "Anna Kendrick: Self-described 'hot mess'… and proud of it,"the cover states gleefully. Sure, Anna Kendrick. Somehow, I doubt Anna Kendrick has ever been in this position.

“Dana?" one of the nurse called when she opened the door. She gave me an embarrassed half-smile, clenching her jaw. Clearly, she knew. The entire time she weighed me, asked for my health and medication history, and took my blood pressure, the unspoken statement hung between us: you drove thirty minutes here, parked, took an elevator up, gave your health insurance card, and paid a co-pay because you need a stranger to pull your tampon out for you.

She put a paper sheet on the chair. “Strip from the waist down," she said. She didn't make eye contact, and then she left, telling me the doctor would be with me soon.

To kill time, I studied the room: diagrams of vaginas from every angle and growing babies lined the walls. One poster featured a placid, ambiguously ethnic mother-to-be calmly cradling her stomach. “Oh hello," she seemed to be saying. “I'm just coming back from my free range Lamaze class and I'm off to pick up the custom-made tub for my home birthing. Isn't gynecological care so easy and fulfilling? I would never do anything as irresponsible and childish as losing a tampon. Can you even lose a tampon? I seem to recall them telling us in 5th grade that was impossible."

Condescending bitch.

The doctor came in. “Saw your chart and I thought, yikes, she shouldn't have to wait in here for twenty minutes while I finish up in the next room."

I politely laughed. “Hopefully this shouldn't take long."

The doctor smiled. “Don't worry, happens all the time. The other day, a 46 year old woman came in because she—get this—couldn't remember whether she put one in. And she had been using them a lot longer than you have." She pulled out the metal stirrups and tapped them. “Feet up."

From the cabinet, she extracted a metal device whose length I can only describe as terrifying. They looked like kitchen tongs ate a Mario mushroom. “Don't look. Or look if it makes you feel better," she said. It was too late.

“Do you mind if I use my phone… to distract myself?" I asked.

“By all means."

While I scrolled through tweets that I couldn't concentrate on, all manner of unpleasant pinching and scraping was going on.

“I don't see anything..." she said, pulling out the foot-long thin metal device.

Oh god. The only thing worse than needing a gynecologist to find your tampon is a gynecologist not finding your tampon.

“I'll just use my finger to double check," the doctor said, her finger already hoisting up a hefty dollop of lube.

I turned back to Twitter and ignored the stranger between my legs.

A few moments later, over which I tuned out words like “folds," “cotton residue," and “saturation," the doctor extracted her fingers and tossed her glove away.

“Alright," she said matter-of-factly, “so the piece wasn't in there. I assume it fell out sometime in the last 24 hours but if this ever happens again, you did the right thing. If the office is closed, call the emergency room. Toxic Shock Syndrome can be incredibly serious."

Vindication! I did the right thing. The actual right thing would have been not using a tampon I found under my sink that might have been there since middle school, but I did the best thing under the circumstances. Maybe I'm not that irresponsible after all. Irresponsible yes, but maybe Anna Kendrick-irresponsible.

Adorable hot mess. That's probably the best I can realistically shoot for.

(Images via Dana Schwartz, who got a tampon stuck)


Enjoy/be grossed out by this carnivorous plant devouring 6,000 termites an hour.

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Even if I could reach through the screen and help these little monsters, I wouldn't.

Termites. Screw 'em. Yeah, they make pretty nice towers, but they don't make honey, they eat our houses, and they're not as charismatic as ants. Granted, pitcher plants have even less personality, being plants, but if their defining characteristic is "dissolves 6,000 termites an hour," I think that's a selling point even the Orkin man could respect.

In conclusion, watch these termites plunge relentlessly to their goopy death inside a Sarlacc pit on speed. And enjoy.

This record-breaking pizza is one mile long.

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You know how sometimes one slice of pizza isn't enough but then a mile of pizza is too much?

A group of 60 pizza makers in Italy made the "World's Longest Pizza" on Saturday. It took 1.7 tons of flour, 1.5 tons of mozzarella, and 2 tons of tomato sauce to make, and Guinness confirmed that the 1.59545-kilometer pizza broke the world record. That must have been a rough day for the former record-holder, who is probably a cartoon chef juggling nine pizza doughs in the air.

I hope after the pizza was done, they hosted 600 simultaneous kids' birthday parties, study groups, and free office lunches.

John Oliver explains why the Internet is only safe for people who have white penises.

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Are you a woman with an Internet connection? Congratulations! You've definitely been harassed.

If only the Internet had been truthful about its intentions from the very beginning.
(via Youtube)

On last night's episode of Last Week Tonight (full clip below), John Oliver tackled the waking nightmare of being a woman on the Internet, starting by stating that "the Internet has become integral to modern-day life, but unfortunately it's also become a haven for harassment."

And if you don't think the Internet poses any real danger, Oliver has this to say to you: “Congratulations on your white penis. If you have one of those, you probably have a very different experience on the Internet."

It's the last .7 that's cuts the deepest.(via YouTube)

Threats beget threats.

Oliver talked about how when women speak out about sexism online, they get even more threats. Women are met with hostility, rampant misogyny, and even death threats. It's sort of a lose-lose situation for any woman with an opinion and a social media profile of any kind.

Harassed online? Sorry, the cops can't help you.

Want to send a frightening death threat? Go ahead! You probably won't even be punished for it! Writer Amanda Hess spoke about calling the cops when someone on Twitter threatened to rape and kill her, and the police "didn't understand what Twitter was." Apparently, the mysterious Internet baffles law enforcement, probably because it isn't something they can shoot. The only thing scarier than receiving threats is when they aren't taken seriously.

Revenge porn: it's all your fault!

Oliver addresses the horrifying practice of revenge porn, and how unfairly it's dealt with. One woman recounts that the police told her simply to "get better boyfriends." Even the way the media tells women to deal with revenge porn is totally victim-blaming. In fact, the one way to ensure you own the images of your own naked body is to get them copyrighted, which means mailing them to Washington. I can't even think about that without exploding into rage-tears.

Here is the full clip, and it's worth watching all 16 minutes:

As John Oliver reminds us, the Internet can be used to “buy a book, meet your spouse, or ruin someone's life. Sometimes those last two are the same click."

My advice to women everywhere is this: if you want to remain safe from online harassment, buy a white dildo and strap it on next time you surf the turbulent seas of the World Wide Web!

Chris Pratt did the most adorable recreation of his raptor scene from 'Jurassic World.'

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While visiting a children's hospital, the actor showed everyone what 'Prattkeeping' is all about.


Stand down, kids!(via Facebook)

This just goes to show: you can't out-Pratt a Pratt. However charming you try to be, he'll one-up you. It's the competitive likability that's made him a star.

If you haven't been keeping up on your Pratt Trends, here's the skinny: ever since Jurassic World came out, people have been creating viral recreations of the scene where his character subdues three vicious velociraptors using nothing but his dino whisperer skills.

It's called Prattkeeping, and it's particularly popular among zookeepers. The version with walruses is a particular standout. This picture above, however, is the new gold standard.

It was taken on Saturday, when Pratt paid a visit to Our Lady of the Lake Children's Hospital in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He spent the day handing out toys, visiting with sick kids, and generally building his legend. He also took a moment to upstage every Prattkeeper in the world with this photo.

The staff at the hospital posted a whole album of pictures of Pratt's visit. They're all worth checking out, but the sweetest has to be this one. It'll melt your heart like a dinosaur on an electric fence.

London makes Monday slightly more bearable with rainbows.

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Spark Your City turned the London Bridge into a wonderfully trippy rainbow-brick-road.

You're not in a video game, this is real life! If you live in London, your Monday probably sucks a little less than normal if you traversed the magical walkway that is currently the London Bridge. May these bright photos lift you from your beginning-of-the-week gloom.



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