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Ask Me Anything except why we fired Victoria: Reddit dumps best-known employee, sparks revolt.

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Victoria Taylor, aka /u/chooter, was the Reddit employee who coordinated Reddit's famous "Ask Me Anything" mass interviews with celebrities, experts, presidents, and many others. In the wake of her firing, much of the site shut down in protest.


/u/chooter, we hardly knew 'er. (via Reddit)

Last night, without warning or explanation, the suits who run Reddit.com—the messy-yet-indispensable "front page of the Internet"—fired Victoria Taylor, the site's Director of Talent.


Here is Victoria helping Eli Manning answer questions from the Internet. This is a pretty perfect one-picture description of her job. (via Reddit)

Although that was her official title, she was better known as Victoria the Person Who Coordinated All The Important AMA Interviews. "AMA" stands for "Ask Me Anything," and these were big, crazy interviews conducted between the Reddit community at large and...anyone who wanted to do one. The leading theory right now is that Reddit's executives wanted to monetize these more—i.e. "Ask Me Anything, Because I Paid For This Interview" and Victoria was resistant.


Related: The most awkwardly unfortunate moments from Obama's trip to Reddit.

Even if you never heard of these, trust me, they were important. Movie stars did them, scientists did them, international fugitives like Edward Snowden and Julian Assange did them, as did presidential candidates and the President himself.


Victoria, from the time she helped the world interview Robin Wililams. (via Reddit)

If all this lingo is throwing you, just imagine that Reddit is like The New York Times, except all the different sections are run by volunteers. They fired someone everyone liked, and so today everyone woke up to find the World, Metro, Arts, and Sports sections had all been removed in protest.


Confusingly for some, the name of the subreddit where Ask Me Anything interviews happen is "/r/IAmA," as in, "I Am A US President, Ask Me Anything."

If you had logged on to /r/IAmA before approximately 1:45 pm EST today, you would have seen the "this subreddit is private" message above. The moderators of /r/IAmA shut it down in protest, as did the moderators of many of the site's other biggest subreddits. This highlights an important part of Reddit's popularity—it's run largely by volunteer moderators, not Reddit employees, with the exception of a few people like Victoria.

What really pissed everyone off was the behavior of people in Reddit's corporate structure and the way they take volunteer moderators for granted.

Here's Reddit founder Alexis Ohanian (aka /u/kn0thing) being, for lack of a better term, a spoiled little shit about the whole debacle:


I'm almost more offended by "So it goes." Look at me, I can quote Vonnegut while completely dismissing the people who made me rich!(via Ryan Broderick)

And here's Ohanian later "apologizing."

Here's Ohanian telling the moderators "I hear you loud and clear, so please shut the eff up and keep doing my work for free."

This afternoon, however, /r/IAmA came back. Sort of.

In fact, you could say that the half-hearted way they came back, combined with their complete loss of faith in Reddit as a company and an institution, was even worse than going dark in protest. You only protest if you think someone is listening.


"We...have unfortunately come to the conclusion that [Reddit does] not have a plan that we can put our trust in." (via Reddit)

Here's a short list of the forums that, at some point in the last day, went dark. Many are coming back now, with moderators posting angry statements similar to that in /r/IAmA, with some referring to the firing as "yesterday's Chooting."

Even if you don't know the site, you can get an idea of how important these are from the topics they cover:


This is from the /r/OutOfTheLoop subreddit, which is for people like me.
It should be noted that /r/pics was forced back online by executives.
(via Reddit)

Again, why this happened is currently unclear. For all I know, Victoria punched a guy out in Reddit's offices before setting fire to her desk in a bath salts rage, screaming outdated racial obscenities and making up new ones on the spot. If something like this happened, I'm sure we can all agree it's probably best they let her go. That seems unlikely, however. There was some scuttlebutt that a bizarre AMA with Jesse Jackson this week was the proximate cause, but that speculation seems to have died down. The current speculation, as I mentioned, says that the top executives wanted a more commercialized AMA (video interviews, basically more TV-like, and making it pay-to-play) and she was resistant, so they let her go.

They didn't flat-out ban her from the site, however, so we can actually see her react to her own firing online.


Does not really sound like someone on bath salts to me. Btw, her cats really do have their own subreddit. It's fun.(via Reddit)

It is worth noting that Reddit probably can't say exactly why she was fired, due to various workplace laws. As I mentioned, though, this is as much about how terrible Reddit is at communicating with its volunteer moderators as it is about Victoria. Victoria didn't run /r/IAmA singlehandedly. It has its own moderators, in particular /u/Karmanaut, who schedule and coordinate the these interviews (most of which are with normal-ish people, like "I Am A Marine Biologist, Ask Me About Fish And Shit.") Victoria was a key part of the process, however, especially for the big interviews.


From one of Jerry Seinfeld's AMAs. Above him and to the right, Victoria. (via Reddit)

Not only did she physically transcribe many celebrities' answers, her presence reassured everyone that the person doing the interview was actually there (this was a problem before she arrived—actors' agents pretending to be their clients, total frauds pretending to be celebrities, etc).


Victoria with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, because otherwise who would believe they were really there? (via Reddit)

She also worked with the AMA subjects before the page would go live to prepare them for what they were in for by subjecting themselves to the Internet and Reddit in particular. This prevented such disasters as the infamous Woody Harrelson AMA, in which he basically got pissed with the Internet for being the Internet and not asking the questions he wanted.


Victoria and Sean Bean, who shockingly survived his amazing AMA.(via Reddit)

TL;DR — Victoria was a big part of how Reddit kept and grew its respectability. She helped the site stay relevant and become place that news could happen, not just be aggregated.

Aside from her firing, what really pissed everyone off is that no one at corporate gave the volunteer mods who relied on her any heads up, leading to chaos and anger.

One last thing must be said, which is that the Reddit community has been restless in general for a while now. Reddit has been in the midst of a three-sided civil war between the corporates, the "free (shitty, racist, misogynist) speech" crowd, and the "make Reddit safer" crowd (or SJWs as the free/shitty speech team calls them). Usually, the corporates and the "make Reddit safer" crowd are on the same side, but basically no one likes Reddit the company. After weeks of moves that mostly only generated "we're going to leave!" threats from the worst members of the community (threats pretty much everyone else was fine with), the corporates finally managed to piss everyone off and generate threats of leaving for sites like Voat.


The #2 post on Reddit as of press time.(via Reddit)

In addition to being generally liked, and her firing being a symbol for poor communication with the community, Victoria was also probably the most prominent woman at Reddit—with the exception of controversial CEO Ellen Pao (who just lost a gender-bias suit against famed venture capital firm Kleiner Perkins). Although Reddit's suits have recently sided with the "make Reddit safer" crowd, this doesn't help the sites reputation for being unfriendly to women.

In short, this is a total shitshow. It seems to have mostly died down during the time it took me to write this article, but stay tuned—this could turn out to be nothing, or it could be the moment that Reddit finally becomes the next Digg.


Independence Day

10 glorious idiots who really shouldn't have had access to fireworks (but we're glad they did).

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The Fourth of July is a time to proudly reflect on America's history. Specifically, our history of getting highly intoxicated and handling deadly explosives in the most irresponsible ways possible.

Here are 10 of our favorite examples of people nearly blowing themselves into very stupid pieces, all in the name of patriotism. Or something.

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Somehow these people got a job at an actual fireworks factory.

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Okay, they're Russian, but stupid enough to be American.

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We'll take the deafening blast of an improperly detonated firework over the sound of a car alarm any day.

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As you can see, privately funded methods of space exploration are still in the testing phase.

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Jesus would've been screaming his own name during that one.

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Hopefully doctors refused to repair his charred genitals for the betterment of the human race.

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It's just a shame the rocket didn't burn that haircut off.

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"Was I not supposed to smoke inside the fireworks stand?"

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Guys, stop fleeing in terror, you're missing the whole thing.

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He's silently hoping the fire consumes him and finally takes him away from these people.

Speaking of explosions, here's 26 babies puking in under a minute.

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In just one minute, watch over two dozen charming bundles of joy vomit everywhere.

On the one hand, I don't want to see even one baby vomit. On the other hand, I can't look away from this puketastic supercut for some reason.

These babies clearly had too much to drink to celebrate the 4th. Put down the bottles, kids! It's not worth it!

A little girl couldn't sleep because she thought she heard fireworks. So her dad distracted her by singing with her.

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The cutest fireworks video you'll watch this weekend.

Four-year-old Adelaide couldn't sleep because she thought she kept hearing fireworks. I get that, because fireworks are really cool, and you wouldn't want to miss them by doing something dumb like sleeping. Apparently, Adelaide thought the phantom fireworks were scary, and her dad Benjamin Ames, a quantum physicist who also makes science videos for kids, decided to grab the old uke and distract Adelaide with a cover of "Tonight You Belong To Me." Adelaide interrupts whenever she thinks she hears a firework, and yeah, it's basically the cutest thing ever.

Other contests even more American than the Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest.

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What's more American than competitive eating? Here are a few ideas:

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Thinking ahead.

The American Way.


This gun shoots CDs instead of bullets.

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Using the power of engineering to turn outdated technology into useless technology.

Have you ever thought about how cool it would be to make a gun that shoots CDs? What's that? No? You haven't? Yeah, makes sense. I haven't either. But YouTuber JZSlenker made one anyways, using a an angle grinder and what looks like some other basic hardware store stuff. It's kind of cool? A first, I was thinking you could use it to shoot CDs out to fans at a concert as a cool way of releasing a song, but then I remembered that the Internet exists. I guess it's just a cool way to throw out old CDs. Maybe you could use glow-in-the-dark CDs and film a homemade Tron sequel with it? Yeah. Go with the Tron angle during your investor pitch, Slenker.

Baby is so mad his dog is better at saying "mama."

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This baby showed up to learn and develop, whereas this pup just wants attention.

We get it; you're a dog who can say "mama." And yes, that is surprising and impressive. If this were a viral video just about a dog who can say mama, that would be wonderful. (Although it's sort of creepy when dogs make word sounds.) But this viral video is about a baby trying to become a better baby. A baby who wants to speak, is putting in the effort, and is studying the syllables that his mother is repeating for him like an enchanting spell: "ma ma ma ma ma ma." And he almost has it. It's on the tip of his tongue. He wants to speak and he thinks he knows how. If only there weren't a dog barking "mama" in his ear.

I understand how it escalates to this:


"Let...me...speak!" — what the baby would say, if he could talk. (via YouTube)

You got this, kid. Don't worry about the dog. Just keep working hard and you'll get there, too, when the time is right.

Pizza farms are a real thing that exist, and suddenly I want to get into agriculture.

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Why didn't anybody tell me that there are farms making pizza that are called pizza farms?


Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. (via Thinkstock)

Patricia and Douglas Cooper surveyed their land from the porch. The red pies were coming in early this year, but they were still small, yet. Of course, they'd pick some soon. But others they'd give time to grow into mediums, larges, or even extra larges. Patricia walked over to the side of the porch, near the swing, and took a deep breath. The air was thick with the scent of cola blossoms on the free two-liter soda tree her grandfather planted so many years ago. She turned to her husband and said: "We live in paradise."

I hope you enjoyed that excerpt from my new novel, The Pizza Farm.

So, I have some good news and bad news. The good news: the Associated Press recently revealed the existence of pizza farms, which are farms that make and serve pizza on their property, using as many farm-grown ingredients as they can. Pizza eaters come with their own drinks, blankets to sit on, and even plates and napkins. Then they lay around on the farm grounds, chowing down on pizza and just enjoying the heck out of life.

I know that this seems like the vision of perfection, but according to the Associated Press, "Running a pizza farm isn't all idyllic." If the Associated Press wasn't an organization of such high repute, I'd assume this to be a LIE, because running a pizza farm is obviously the best thing in the world. But, the AP reports, many pizza farmers deal with stiff regulations — in the case of one pizza farm that makes its own cheeses and sourdough crust, they were only able open to the public for a few weekends and holidays because they were dealing with so many inspection issues.

If you want to go to a pizza farm, you're going to have the best luck finding one in the Midwest, especially Minnesota or Wisconsin. Or, if you live in Southern California, you could start your own pizza farm and invite me over. Just sayin'.

Independence Day

Confession

The Internet has found the saddest sandwich of all time.

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Not surprisingly, it was in an airport.

The sandwich pictured above was posted by Redditor spambox and has taken the Internet by storm for being a horrible sandwich. I mean, look at it. There's some bread, an itty-bitty fold of meat, a strange blob of egg white, and the faintest hint of egg yolk. The real question is this: who made this sandwich? What was going on in the person's life who decided this was an acceptable food item to serve to another human being? I think we can agree that something very bad must have happened to the maker of this horrendous excuse for a sandwich.

Here, let's look at it again:


Hungry travelers everywhere shed a tear just looking at this 'sandwich.'(via imgur)

Next time you're unhappy, just remember that whatever is troubling you probably isn't as bad as this sad, sad airport sandwich and everything is going to be OK.

Library denies a girl entry to a robotics class because she is a girl.

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She fought back. And won.


Let her into your class, losers.(via Change.org)

Cash Cayen tried to register for a robotics class at her local library in Timmins, Ontario, and was denied because she was a girl. However, since we live in a modern age, she started a petition on Change.org with the following opening line:

"Because today I tried to register for the robotics session that our local library is offering and was refused based on the fact that I am a girl."

She's received over 30,000 signatures already, and has also been granted access to the class following an apology from the library.


LOL his last name is Doody. (via Change.org)

The only thing better than the positive end to this young Canadian girl's story is the fact that the man who signed the apology letter has the last name of Doody. I hope all feminist struggles are resolved this swiftly in the future.


The most exciting thing to happen at Wimbledon was this guy's bonkers hairdo.

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It's too bad the tennis tournament doesn't give trophies for most impressive hairstyle.

Tennis spectators around the world, it is time to crown your hair-king. Behold the teased beauty of this man's enormous up-do. Surely, it took many hours to achieve a look of such precision messiness, but he's probably been perfecting this disaster hairstyle for a long time. Perhaps he's been waiting years for his hair's moment in the sun, and thankfully, that moment is now.

Twitter has been having fun with this maybe-wonderful, maybe-horrible big-haired man:

We should all strive to express ourselves as boldly as this man.

America celebrates 4th of July weekend by looking at pictures of the royal baby.

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Princess Charlotte was baptized and people got very excited about it.

What is more American than losing your mind over a tiny foreign baby? Nothing! Princess Charlotte was out doing her thang, you know, having a christening ceremony at St. Mary Magdalene Church in Sandringham in front of hundreds of adoring fans and photographers.

The young princess managed to stay very calm and collected even though she was getting a lot of attention. Probably because she's a little baby and has no idea what is going on around her.

Even Charlotte's older brother George thought, "Wow, my little sister is one chill baby." Anyway, Happy 4th of July!

Confession

Let's start Monday watching a dog rat out his best friend in the case of "Who Made a Mess."

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There are no friends on the inside.

This video made me laugh out loud for the first time time today, which is not an easy task since it is a Monday morning after a three day weekend. The defiant little French bulldog. The Stockholm syndrome mastiff. The pressure that has one turn on the other in the cutest way possible.

It's still weird when dog owners film themselves accusing their pets of bad behavior, even though it has led to many hilarious videos for our enjoyment. Obviously, the Frenchie wrapped in shredded paper did it... unless... it was a set-up! The mastiff, the mastiff did– AHHHH! HELP! HE'S GOT ME! *muffled sounds, growls, thumps of a human body being dragged by a large animal*

Miley Cyrus is dating a woman who is even better looking than Miley Cyrus.

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Stella Maxwell is a Victoria's Secret Angel and apparently Miley Cyrus' girlfriend.



She's the one on the far left.(via Miley Cyrus)

Though they seem like people who aren't into labels.



Hey, it's the nineties!(via Stella Maxwell)

How beautiful is Stella Maxwell?


Meh.(viaStella Maxwell)

Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but Cyrus seems into it.


Everyone loves everyone at a rave. (viaStella Maxwell)

In a classic modern love story, the two met through mutual friends on Instagram. If you're some sort of creep who wants to watch two beautiful blonde celebrities kiss, there's a video of Stella and Miley doing just that below. According to Nylon, they knew they were being filmed and were okay with it?! Normally, I'd be very skeptical about that, but Miley Cyrus really doesn't seem to have two f*cks to rub together about what people think about her. She also probably has a trailer somewhere on the set of her music video, soooooo... Congrats to the VERY happy couple on being so hot and famous:

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