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Will Smith responds to divorce rumors with emoticons and hashtags.

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For some reason, everyone thought Will and Jada Pinkett Smith were divorcing yesterday.


This is a story all about how the tabloids really really suck. (via Getty)

Oh wait, I actually know the reason why everyone thought they were divorcing. It's because they're famous. Famous enough that any kernel of information about their private lives will be written about thousands of times, even if there is no actual evidence or source. Things got so out of control that Will Smith had to take to his own Facebook account to tell everyone to find their chill, and the way he went about it was absolutely hilarious:

Under normal circumstances, I don't usually respond to foolishness. (Because it's contagious) But, so many people have extended me their "deepest condolences" that I figured - "What the hell... I can be foolish, too!"

So, in the interest of redundant, repetitious, over & over-again-ness... Jada and I are...

NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : -)

I promise you all - if I ever decide to divorce my Queen - I SWEAR I'll tell you myself!
‪#‎Dumb‬ People Should Have to Wear Scarlet D's

I'm guessing he was driving and just gave his phone to Willow to make the announcement. Either that, or Will Smith has some kind of awesome, experimental PR strategy. Whatever happened, I T0T3Z D0n'T B3leive th3 rum0r$ n e moore.


This kid used a meme joke to diss Michael Jordan for wearing his own sneakers.

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You kids and your newfangled memes.


"What did he say? I don't understand lingo post-1995." (via Getty)

Michael Jordan was taking questions at his "Flight School" camp for young athletes when 17-year-old Bryce Lyle got bored. According to him, "All these kids were asking the same kind of boring questions and I just wanted to spice it up and joke around a bit." Lyle noticed that Jordan was wearing his new, yet-to-be-released shoes, the Air Jordan XX9 Lows. So Lyle stood up asked Jordan a question that was also a burn, invoking a famous Instagram video in which a young kid asks a cop "WHAT ARE THOSE?" in reference to his awkward-looking shoes:

Since Jordan is older than 17, he had to get someone to translate the joke. When he got it, he then defiantly responded "Those are 29 lows" and all of Lyle's friends' "Oooohhed" and "Ahhheedd" like he lost a burn contest in a locker room.

Overly sensitive.

We now have a confirmed list of speculations of what that UFO next to the Virgin Atlantic plane might have been.

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There's one thing we do know for sure about this footage of a UFO next to a Virgin Atlantic plane: It's a viral sensation!


I Want To Believe that this video can get a lot of clicks. (via YouTube)

I feel like I can trust people who say they have UFO footage because they always use their real, full names. Like the guy who shot this footage at JFK Airport on July 7, his name is... oh. The DailyMail article doesn't say. Well, at least there's Rick, the man who posted the video on LookNowTV, a YouTube channel that posts UFO videos. Yup, good ol' Rick... uh, Rick... huh. We don't have his last name.

Anyway, even though this video's been up for over a month, this UFO that looks like a dark, blurry grain of rice has just now captured the hearts, minds, and conspiracy theories of the Internet:

So what is it? Well, the only dude willing to put his full name to it, a UFO expert named Russ Kellett said in the DailyMail article: "It doesn't look to be a bird or anything like that but at a different angle it could be anything."

It could be anything! Thanks for the help, Russ!

Other, slightly more specific theories include:

  • A drone
  • Another plane
  • Viral marketing for the upcoming X-Files limited series
  • Aliens who realized at the last minute that they meant to fly through LaGuardia instead of JFK
  • Pretty much anything because the footage is incredibly blurry

So there you have it, guys! It's definitely something, maybe!

We now have a confirmed list of speculations of what that UFO next to the Virgin Atlantic plane might have been.

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There's one thing we do know for sure about this footage of a UFO next to a Virgin Atlantic plane: It's a viral sensation!


I Want To Believe that this video can get a lot of clicks. (via YouTube)

I feel like I can trust people who say they have UFO footage because they always use their real, full names. Like the guy who shot this footage at JFK Airport on July 7, his name is... oh. The DailyMail article doesn't say. Well, at least there's Rick, the man who posted the video on LookNowTV, a YouTube channel that posts UFO videos. Yup, good ol' Rick... uh, Rick... huh. We don't have his last name.

Anyway, even though this video's been up for over a month, this UFO that looks like a dark, blurry grain of rice has just now captured the hearts, minds, and conspiracy theories of the Internet:

So what is it? Well, the only dude willing to put his full name to it, a UFO expert named Russ Kellett said in the DailyMail article: "It doesn't look to be a bird or anything like that but at a different angle it could be anything."

It could be anything! Thanks for the help, Russ!

Other, slightly more specific theories include:

  • A drone
  • Another plane
  • Viral marketing for the upcoming X-Files limited series
  • Aliens who realized at the last minute that they meant to fly through LaGuardia instead of JFK
  • Pretty much anything because the footage is incredibly blurry

So there you have it, guys! It's definitely something, maybe!

Courtesy Hello

The latest celebrity breakup is especially heartbreaking.

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With all the rumors swirling about celebrity splits, and the actual splits, we were still completely blindsided by this:

Miss Piggy and Kermit's conscious uncoupling statement reads:

“After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets"/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding."

It has appeared on both their Facebook accounts. Please, please let this be some sort of promotional stunt for their new show! Kermit appeared at a Television Critics Association panel this week and they got this hot scoop:

Kermie! How could you! If two puppets can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Lenny Kravitz tweeted the best reaction to #penisgate, featuring another music legend.

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A day after images of Kravitz's penis flopping out onstage went viral, he proved he isn't too sore about it.


Censored image. His penis doesn't actually look like our logo, unfortunately.
(via @GossiplyYours)

Yesterday, we told you about Lenny Kravitz's major wardrobe malfunction during a concert in Stockholm. We didn't show the images (which you can seriously find anywhere) but we did describe it in great, poetic detail. Soon after our post, the man himself went on Twitter to prove that we were just wasting our breath. The perfect description of the unit came from Aerosmith's own Steven Tyler, in one concise text.

Tyler is wrong about just one thing. Kravitz did show him that shit. He showed the entire world.


Alexander Skarsgard in drag is unrecognizable and a terrifyingly beautiful Amazon.

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He's also a terrifyingly beautiful person in general, so I guess it's not that shocking.

That's what actor Alexander Skarsgard wore to the premier of his new movie, Diary of a Teenage Girl. There is a character and performer in the film, Joshua Grannell (or Peaches Christ), who is a professional drag queen, so it may have been in his honor. Or because everyone at the premiere was pretty much full glam:

Except that guy on the left. He didn't get the memo.

There are a few behind the scene pics, to remind us that looking like a gorgeous woman is a lot of hard work:

Well, I guess this just confirms that Alexander Skarsgard is the world's most attractive human, whatever gender he's presenting as. I always suspected.

Which of these GIFs should I use to tell my boss I'm quitting?

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I'm too lazy to even write a full email so here is what I'm thinking of sending him in lieu of my two-weeks notice.

1. A guy jumping over his desk to fight another guy.


This is a great GIF if I want to be really honest about how I feel every time I get an email from my boss. But I don't condone violence, so I'm thinking this won't do.

2. A guy walking into a lake.


This one is really to the point, though I worry it would get misconstrued as a suicide note, and that's not what I'm saying. I'm happy with my life, but this job makes me feel like drowning myself. Huge difference.

3. This one of a panda destroying things in an office.


I'm leaning toward this one. Mostly because after I quit, I'm going to be about as lazy as a caged panda.

4. Gene Wilder yelling "You Get Nothing!"


The next time someone at this job asks me to do anything tedious, I want to send this, and walk out!

5. This one of Homer eating pizza in the shower that serves as what job I actually want after this one.


If I get asked what I plan on doing after this job, I want to just send this.

6. This one of a guy jumping out of a window.


Again, I don't really want to jump out a window, but if I did, I think this is the only reaction I'd get.

7. This one of guys pretending to be on a crew team (hopefully) rowing out of an office.


My job feels like I'm rowing through a fake sea. This really emphasizes it.

8. This one of Jim Carrey typing in anger.


I'd rather hear another anti-vaccine rant than work here another day.

9. Or maybe this one of the lady from 'Black Books' typing without even caring what she's writing.


This is what every blogger looks like at some point.

10. This one of Beadie from 'The Wire' sorta giving the finger on an episode of 'The Office.'


I share in her elation and her sadness.

11. These two dudes dancing (again, I hope) out of their office.


I'm so excited to quit, I'm dancing in my seat!

12. Raven Symone doing whatever this is.


I just want to celebrate my last day at the office by—uh-oh.

I just realized without a job, I probably won't be able to pay my rent in NYC. I should probably have found another job before I...

Maybe I won't quit.

Shoot.

My job isn't that bad. I mean, I did get paid to make this list.

Does any one have any good GIFs for groveling to get your job back? Need one ASAP. I'm frightened.



(All GIFs via Giphy)

Turkish bride and groom feed 4,000 refugees on their wedding day, still manage to be center of attention.

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Newlyweds in Turkey fed the hungry instead of their need to impress their friends.


They're fancy, but they still care about others.(via YouTube)

Bride and groom Esra Polat and Fethullah Üzümcüoğlu spent their wedding day at a Syrian refugee camp in Turkey, and they even had their wedding pictures taken there. The groom's father, Ali Üzümcüoğlu, works for a relief organization and had the idea of feeding Syrian refugees displaced by war. He told i100:

"I thought that sharing a big delicious dinner with our family and friends was unnecessary, knowing that there are so many people in need living next door. So I came up with this idea and shared it with my son. I'm very happy that he accepted it and they started their new happy journey with such a selfless action."

This seems like the perfect wedding. Think about it, you still get to dress up and be the center of attention, but you're helping people instead of hosting a dinner full of friends and family who you don't really want to talk to anyway. I hope this idea catches on. The bride, Esra Polat, was totally on board with this turn of events on her wedding day:

"It was such a wonderful experience. I'm happy that we had the opportunity to share our wedding meal with the people who are in real need."

Here's a clip of the most altruisitic wedding video I've ever seen:

Even when Kelly Osbourne is defending Latino immigrants she sounds insanely racist.

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Kelly Osbourne put her foot in her mouth on "The View," when she tried to offer some insight on Donald Trump's immigration policies:

If we're going to be very, very generous with Kelly Osbourne, we might assume what she means is many new immigrants (of many nationalities, BTW) often take on jobs that Americans might scorn, or they work for lower wages in terrible conditions if their legal status interferes with the labor protections citizens are entitled to. The way she says it, however, reveals more than she probably intended about her ingrained perceptions when she asks who will clean Donald Trump's toilets when he kicks out all the Latinos.

Rosie Perez shuts her down pretty hard and you can see Kelly's realization that she's made a terrible mistake slowly dawn on her. Rosie wasn't the only person who was like, "What the ever loving f*ck are you talking about?" because the hashtag #QueridaKellyOsbourne was soon trending on Twitter:

That last tweet from the hashtag's originator, Aura Bogado, made me LOL. Kelly Osbourne has since issued a classic non-apology which blames Rosie Perez for cutting her off before she could finish her thought. Was the end of her thought actually,"...Who is going to clean your toilets, practice stem cell research, teach in schools, run businesses, serve in the military, work in the government, make art and music and co-host The View?"



@abctheview
A photo posted by Kelly Osbourne (@kellyosbourne) on

It reads:

I want to start by saying I ALWAYS take responsibility for my actions. In this particular case I will take responsibility for my poor choice of words but I will not apologize for being a racist as I am NOT. I whole-hearted fucked up today. I don't want to bullshit anyone with lame excuses. Although, I was stopped mid-sentence by Rosie and couldn't finish my point I will not let Rosie take responsibility for my words. I should have known better as I was on The View and it was live. I've learned a very valuable lesson. It is my hope that this situation will open up a conversation about immigration and the Latin community as a whole. By the way I clean my own fucking toilets.

Rosie Perez tweeted to Kelly:

"What? Why are you apologizing?" is what most of the responses are to that. When the person who pointed out racism has to apologize for it, you know there was some crazy behind the scenes drama over at The View. Which is weird, because they usually put the drama right out there in front.

When a kid tried to sabotage this street performer, he unloaded on both him and his mom.

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A Vancouver busker was caught on video unleashing some righteous fury on an act of bad parenting that could have seriously injured him.

When is it appropriate to criticize a stranger's parenting? I don't know the answer to that question in general, but I can think of one example where it definitely is: this video. That little punk could have cracked that guy's skull on the pavement, and his mom did nothing.

There's something so satisfying, not only about seeing that kid get burned, but about hearing a polite Canadian busker get angry. Having lived in Canada, I can tell you it's a rare treat when the hockey gloves come off.

Never say never.

These men wore bras for a week and my pecs are hurting just watching them.

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BuzzFeed had three men wear bras for a week and documented their experiences.


He's just now realizing what the next week is going to be like. (via BuzzFeed)

Their experiences can be summed up in one word: pain.

The experiment starts with the men being fit for bras by a self-proclaimed "bra expert." She explains the different types of bras and their functions before sending the men on their journey with undergarments in tow.

As the first few days go by, they start to feel the discomfort, gradually realizing how much it hurts and how awkward it is to do everyday activities while wearing a boob case. By the end of the week, they definitely have a newfound respect for the women who have to suffer through this everyday. (But maybe it will inspire a few men to do the opposite and saddle up with some new undergarments.)


This is what everyone wants to do to people making out in public.

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Public Displays of Affection: When do they call for sing-songy taunting?

Proof that PDA can be extremely embarrassing, especially for the one's displaying their affection. h/t Josh Nasar

Posted by RantDating on Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Do you think mocking people who are dry-humping in public is appropriate? I know that anytime I was made fun of for dry humping in public, I definitely thought, "No way. Mind your own business and stop hating, you single people who don't know what love is." Now that I'm on the outside (of a relationship), I can see public displays of affection for the disgusting scene-spoiling nuisance they are.

Comedian Josh Nasar was trapped in a train car with a couple who were very into each other. Like, into and out of each other's mouths with their tongues. Luckily, Nasar knew just what to do: embarrass them. The couple takes it pretty well, eventually high-fiving and grinning sheepishly. Of course they do. They have love!

The best part of this video by far is when he turns around to show the rest of the train car and it seems to be mostly filled with high school boys eager to get in on the yelling mockery. These are the moments that really bring New Yorkers together.

Chris Christie made everyone in a diner uncomfortable by oversharing about his sex life.

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The New Jersey governor was making an informal campaign stop at a New Hampshire restaurant when he got a little too informal.

In the last few years, Chris Christie has gone from the presumptive frontrunner for the GOP nomination to a distant ninth place. So he's got nothing to lose by crashing the lunch rush at a local restaurant and talking about boning.

This clip was taken from a larger discussion on religion in politics, but whatever point Christie was trying to make was totally lost when he said the words "rhythm method." You can even see a guy in the diner put his head in his hands. That guy's lucky Christie doesn't have jurisdiction over any of the bridges in his neighborhood.

And before anyone says it, I don't think Christie shouldn't talk about his sex life because he's fat. It's because he's a dick, and it's gross to think about his genes being passed down. Hasn't he done enough damage to my home state in one generation?

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