Let's kiss on New Year's Eve 2013 as if we might have a future together in 2014.

December 31, 2013, 7:01 am

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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.

December 31, 2013, 8:30 am

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The most unsettlingly honest confessions of 2013.

December 31, 2013, 9:55 am

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Make a memorable first impression.

 

There’s no better feeling than the rush of relief after sharing a disgraceful secret with a trusted confidant or the entire Internet. At least, that must be what some of our user card creators thought when they posted these confessions. Take a tour through their twisted, depraved minds (and ours!) and feel free to share your own secret shame with your closest friends and the rest of the world in our user card section (now with NEW art).

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Let's put significant pressure on ourselves to have a fun New Year's Eve.

December 31, 2013, 10:05 am

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If stock photos reviewed your resume.

December 31, 2013, 10:20 am

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The 35 things you wished you'd said to coworkers in 2013.

December 31, 2013, 11:27 am

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Here's your new email signature.

With human resources constantly going on about their silly rules concerning "etiquette" and "proper workplace discourse" and "not making overt threats of violence to your cubicle-mate," it can be hard to let your coworkers know just how big a part they play in your daily misery. These cards can help you get your point across as passive-aggressively as possible. You can just print them out and hang them in your cube to send a general message to anyone with eyes. Or, click on any card to share on the Facebook and Twitter accounts you know your coworkers follow. You can even send them to your targeted coworker from an anonymous someecards account. They'll know, but they'll never really know.

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My New Year's resolution is to lose just enough weight so that my gut doesn't jiggle when I brush my teeth.

December 31, 2013, 12:02 pm

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Thanks for not laughing at my absurdly unattainable New Year's resolutions.

December 31, 2013, 1:14 pm

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It may be the antidepressants talking, but I'm feeling somewhat optimistic about 2014.

January 1, 2014, 12:30 am

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My New Year's resolution is to drink less next New Year's.

January 1, 2014, 12:19 pm

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Don't forget it's 2014 when you're writing this year's bad checks.

January 1, 2014, 1:05 pm

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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.

January 2, 2014, 5:52 am

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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.

January 2, 2014, 9:15 am

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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.

January 2, 2014, 11:29 am

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Sorry a snowstorm helped you already justify blowing all 17 of your New Year's resolutions.

January 3, 2014, 6:52 am

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Shoveling snow out of your driveway is a great justification for shoveling ice cream into your face.

January 4, 2014, 5:01 am

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Nothing could get in the way of me celebrating your birthday except bad weather or a playoff game.

January 5, 2014, 5:01 am

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Let's bond over the periodic inconvenience of atmospheric precipitation.

January 6, 2014, 5:01 am

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I'd brave taking off my gloves in record cold temperatures to text you something inappropriate.

January 6, 2014, 7:17 am

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After being off work for so long I forgot what it is that I pretend to do around here.

January 6, 2014, 7:33 am

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