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These are the greatest notes ever written by roommates.

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Whether you're in your post-college years or in your mid-forties and sleeping in your old room at your parents' house, the roommate situation is a hotbed of hostility and spoiled-food-borne illness. Eventually, the unwashed dishes and random pubic hair discoveries become too much to bear, and accusations and apologies are exchanged in pointed, often wonderfully clever notes. Here are some of our favorites that reveal way too much about the gross ways in which non-sex-having humans tend to co-habitate.

Every apartment should come with this.
True friendship.
The best way to avoid doing chores.
Ayyyy lmao.
Thanks for the heads up!


 

Nothing like a mother's love.


 



Please be chocolate, please be chocolate…(via)
 



In the prison yard, mugs equal prestige.(via)
 



Nobody loves the fridge!(via)
 



I've made the same list when I was stone sober.(via)
 



This is an aristocratic household. Kettle Corn only! (via)
 



This could lead to your broke roommate supplementing his income by stuffing rags down the toilet every morning.(Via)
 



Your roommates are here for you Fat Dan. Helping you is delicious.(Via)
 



The day Rob helped Matt go from arachnophobe to agoraphobe.(Via)
 


It's a fun living situation when everyone gets their own tp-buying logo.(Via)
 



These dudes should offer their services to help fight Matt and Rob's spiders.(Via)
 



By the looks of Alex, it might never be alcoholism for him.(via)
 



Sounds like a fair, creepy deal.(via)
 



The title begins with "Roommate took Adderall..."(via)
 



When grieving over Buffy's loss gets awkward.(via)
 



Card? He deserves a trophy.(via)
 




To clarify, Jesse's mom makes pies, does not want him dead.(via)
 



This may as well say "look in the garage!"(via)
 



Not all Dads are comfortable saying "I love you."(via)
 



"Mom/Dad [illegible]" - Your Drunk Daughter(via)
 



Thanks for the heads up, Richard.(via)
 



Letter from a Birmingham kitchen.(via)
 



She forgot the part about cake.(via)
 



Noted, Grumpy Roommate.(via)
 



When Dad finds Mom's to-do list.(via)
 



I would leave it on just for the thrill of it.(via)
 



That's like a regular stopper, only angrier.(via)
 



This is going to be one paranoid flu season.(via)
 



Looks like one steak will do.(via)
 



Passive, aggressive, and beautiful.(via)
 



Definitely beats a sticky note.(via)
 



To err is human, to forgive is bacon.(via)
 



Looks like we need bananas... and paper.(via)
 



Shitty poetry.(via)
 



On the other hand, brownies!(via)
 



Thanks for the vote of confidence, Pops.(via)
 



And look for an apartment like you live with a psycho.(via)
 



Typical delicious/aggressive behavior.(via)
 



A few more letters and it would've been done, dick. (via)
 



Fucking love you too, Dad.(via)
 



Thanks for the "$5.00," Colleen!(via)
 



A stoner roommate could read that the wrong way.(via)
 



Impressive, if he actually reached the milk.(via)
 



Why, when there's a perfectly usable sheet left?(via)
 



Too good to be mad about. Unless it's not head hair.(via)
 



Hope he likes cold pizza. (via)
 



That looks oddly delicious. Also, "honeys" count as roommates when they act like this.

(via)
 


The artist couldn't sign his work due to a broken hand. (via)
 


My instincts tell me that was no accident.(via)
 


Or, you could've just written "pay bills."(via)
 


A sign that you're probably too old to have roommates.(via)
 


"I could change the roll, or take out my phone and..."(via)
 


It's impossible to read that without hearing his voice.(via)
 



It's the thought that counts.(via)
 



Thanks for the pancakes, Mr. Pinkman.(via)
 



The man in the mirror is a huge dick.(via)
 



Yep, that says "puke."(via)
 



Even his notes stink. (via)
 



First line of the worst porno ever. (via)
 



Mistakes are life's tasty lessons. (via)
 



"Why yes, toilet paper roll, I -- dammit!" (via)
 



The old "How to Get Your New Roommate Naked with a Spider Note" trick.(via)
 



"Ew, ew, Captain."(via)
 



Good luck with that auto-erotic asphyxiation.(via)
 



TL;DR already packing my stuff.(via)
 



I guess the short answer is "maybe?" (via)
 



Great weed. Bad idea.(via)
 



You would, dick head.(via)
 



"Who's been slut-shaming my soda?"(via)
 



How many ways are there to use a plunger, Kevin? (via)
 



I've always wondered how to play craps.(via)
 



I bet this guy is high maintenance.(via)
 



If a sock means "sex," I don't want to know what this is for.(via)
 



I've had roommates that would see this and think "pan roasted dove!"(via)
 



This message is probably more for the guys.(via)
 



Smart Water for a smart ass.(via)
 



How a true butthole pays his rent. (via)
 



Given a choice, I'd rather eat pizza that the cats nibbled on. (via)
 



Things can't be that bad if you're still getting wi-fi. (via)
 



If these get eaten it's time for a new roommate. (via)
 



Not bad, but it may get confusing when you try to store poops. (via)
 



It that's where they keep the milk, tossing it might not be a bad idea. (via)
 



Not cool. But at least you get to eat the Pixie Sticks. (via)
 



Ouch. You just got out passive-aggressioned.

 



Um...are there drugs in it?
 



In this case, honesty is the weirdest policy.

 



Pretty nice of them to capture it, actually.

 



They don't. Someecards probably does, though.

 



No smiley face, Cindy?

 



Also, boyfriends are like dirty clothes; don't leave yours on the floor.

 



"I feel more comfortable complaining about the notes by note."
 



I'm impressed it responds to anything at all.

 



Great method for dealing with lazy ant roommates.

 



Then I have to get my shit together enough to actually clean it. Two-three weeks?

 



Pretty cheap for either.

 



You don't need to have roommates for this to be a terrific idea.
 



The most considerate possible reaction to finding your roommate peed all over the floor.
 



Seems like a much, much grosser solution than just flushing.

 



The spider was in the midst of writing his own tiny note:
"Got stuck in god damn cereal today...fuck."

 



Because pooping just isn't exciting enough.

 



Chris may be going to the gay club, but he likes boobs, you understand?

 



Not sure that post-script was necessary.
 



Hunter, live up to your name!
 


 

Better than: "Give a call or you might see a ball."
 


 

 

He died as he lived: with power tools.
 


 

 

But evidently not magnetic poetry.
 


 

 

Yeah right, like anyone's gonna steal a Lean Pocket over a French bread pizza.
 



With the cost of avocados today, that's only about a quarter for your trouble.
 



Please clean up your insects after yourself.
 



Ooh, burned by a white board meme.

 



Also I prefer to be called Reginald, thanks.

 



Now that's just common disgusting courtesy.

 



It's worth it! It's stifling in here!

 



We wouldn't want to be part of such a hairy roommate arrangement.

 



Why write 3 separate notes when all your issues can be encompassed in one?
 




Beware. The spiders have their own tally.
 



Monday night is trashnacht.
 



Clint starts fires!

 




As far as we're concerned, as long as his penis only touched the outside, it's still good.
 


 

Wait. We have a cat?
 



And bread and to come to terms with our parents' divorce.
 



We'd honestly prefer this type of sign to be set up on all tp-less toilets.
 



4. Have craziest night ever!
 



It's the number for his Murderers Anonymous group.
 



No matter how bad they are, we still want one.
 



Unfortunately, that stuff looks like what's been on CNN every day.
 



"FapNapping" needs no translation.
 



So, I'll just leave the knives there...and this note you can't read in the dark.
 



We'd rather be hunted by teens than chase a spider.
 



Sorry. Cat available for petting trumps human in need of sleeping.
 



We stopped trusting you when you left us something to flush.
 



This could work out really well for the boyfriend.
 



Aim for the head.
 



How does the artist know the shitter is jubilant?
 



Like that Al Pacino movie "Insomnia," except with smellier fingers.
 



She has loud sex that she has to apologize for AND access to cinnamon rolls? Want her life.
 



Doing dishes sucks. We'll take the cocks.
 



Just do it, no matter what "it" may be.
 



Also enrolled you in a scientology course, hope that's cool!
 



No one is more concerned about Susie collecting cat piss than the cat.
 



Not going to try and prove you wrong.
 



Joe already gives his teeth Flintstone chewables. He shouldn't be doubling up.
 



Many roommates have lost themselves in the endless piss-seat loop.
 



Ben Kingsley was excellent in this kitchen.
 



This is considerate, and it doesn't judge those who do want such things.
 



Who can keep from passing out long enough for a hot pocket to cook?
 



The roommate is staring at that last sip, checking his watch, waiting...waiting...

 



How can we add "or when you're awake" to the deal?

 



8:40, or, if you're into it, 8:45. Whatever works for you. I'm not a "rules" guy. Oops, vomiting.
 



Lease plainly states, "Write your 30 days notice on some cardboard before moving out."

 



Jeff is bad at bribes.
 



11) No asking why I am this way. Just know that I have been hurt before and it won't happen again.
 



Raisin Bran tastes so much better carbonated.
 



High people tell the worst stories.
 



No wonder Michael's catch-phrase is "I prefer to stand."
 



Seems legit.
 



Thank God "Peanut butter 4 my balls" wasn't included in "Sandwich Stuff."
 



I think you're confusing your your Sammy LJ roles but the point still stands.
 



Average male-female rooming ratio: 80% of the fridge belongs to female, 80% consumed by male.
 



Does her/his roommate only have one fork? That might be the larger problem.
 



That means you, Alex. I'm saving this spider for when I get up in the morning!!!
 



Let's just hope that there is an emergency and this person's life is improved by cleansing fire.

 



Thank you, Jay. Jaq? Jag? The point is, what a polite note of depravity.
 



Prophet Eric earlier prophesied a wrathful plague of deleted DVR episodes, and verily 'twas true.
 



And it was then Chris realized the Boyz would never advance 2 Men.
 



Everyone spent the next few days walking very gingerly around the apartment.
 



And you thought younger generations don't send thank you notes anymore.
 



And from then on, Sajid would never wear underwear ever again.

 



T.J really likes to sleep if the main issue with someone peeing on the floor is the noise it makes.

 



Thanks Brendon. Enjoy...um..."Fagtown?"

 



Use the wings you've been given to fly far away by the end of the month.

 


Nothing tears apart an apartment share like a baked good suicide.
 



If you have time to learn to read and write in English, you have time to clean your own puke.
 



Cockjuggling used to be big before Puppetry Of The Penis swept the nation.
 



He seems like a good listener.
 



Trickle down government is trickling really far.
 



In our day a sock on the door handle meant "I Hope You Die" but we were classier then.
 



Guess "All Of The Above" is fair game then?
 



Sad thing is the cashier at CPK wrote that.
 



 


 


 


 


 



 


 


 


 


 



 


 


 


 


 


 


 



 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 



 



 


 


 


 


 




 


 


 


 


 


 



 


 

 



 



 




 


 


 


 


 


 


 


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Watch this fat pug joyfully refuse to make room for his friend on their tiny motorcycle.

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Hey, puppy, if you fall off this motorcycle called life, you can't wait for permission to get back on. You just gotta take it, the way your pudgy pug buddy has, and cling to those handlebars. He's leaving you behind to find his own peace of mind...on the road.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPdrmkm2YU8

"Ya snooze, ya lose, arf arf."

Cat with a perfectly good cat door manages to say "screw you" to human twice in one go.

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No one tells a cat what to do. No one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPK382eJIns&feature=youtu.be

Sure, you cut a hole in your door for your cat's convenience. Well, do not presume to know what your cat wants or needs, pitiful meat sack. ANTICIPATE THE CAT AND THE CAT WILL MAKE YOU LOOK A FOOL.

Naked Alaskan lady totals Subway franchise on "spice" rampage, because fake drugs are for real.

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Last night, a woman who was allegedly high on "spice" destroyed the inside ofa Subway restaurant. "Spice" is synthetic weed, it's pretty much what would happen if a 1940s politician had a nightmare about marijuana, and Alaska has a huge problem with it. It can trigger "violent outbursts," but because it's cheap and legal (since it was invented in a lab, no one's written a law outlawing it yet), the police don't really have a way of combating it. Spice consumption is rising nationwide, especially amongst the homeless, and it does terrible, terrible things to your body and mind.

According to the news report, the woman arrived at the restaurant at 5:00 and went into the bathroom. She then emerged "two hours later," at which point stuff got cray:

People described her as ‘a little crazy,’” said police Sgt. Shaun Henry. “She disrobed, went fully nude and kinda just went nuts. Started breaking furniture, destroyed the store, knocked over computers, ripped the ceiling down, sprayed a fire extinguisher all over, locked herself in the bathroom for awhile, broke just about everything you could find.

There's a video clip of the attack on YouTube. It's NSFW, since, you know, she's naked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jhqVrdsCYk

And here's some pictures from the aftermath:

"April is the cruelest month-"
"-breeding lilacs out of the dead land-"
"-mixing memory and desire-"
"-stirring dull roots with spring rain-"
Seriously, WTF.

 Arresting her was no easy task, which led the police to suspect that she was on drugs:

After being taken into custody, she managed to slip out of a handcuff and “threw her arms forward.”

Abrell “appeared to under the influence of drugs” and “could not hold a conversation, only murmured her statements,” a responding officer said in a formal complaint.

When asked why police believe she was under the influence of spice, Shell said, “I think it was the behavior more than anything.”

She was arrested on charges of "third-degree criminal mischief, harassment, and resisting arrest," and will most likely face a felony. Her bail is set at $10,000. 

Needless to say, it's been a really bad year for Subway.

Blind YouTuber shares and laughs at the meanest, most bizarre comments he's ever gotten.

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Ever since Jimmy Kimmel showed us how fun it is to watch celebrities read mean tweets about themselves, other folks have jumped on that bad-self-esteem bandwagon. One of those people is Tommy Edison, a YouTuber who has been blind since birth. Tommy reads and responds to his mean comments with bemusement, although that might be because many of his picks are less mean and more odd, like "What if someone took a dump inside you?" For all we know, the commenter who asked that could legitimately be wondering what it would be like, scientifically, if one person took a dump inside another person. But now that it's being treated as a mean comment, that poor commenter will never know. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8jA15HRgSQ

 

Congratulations

Lena Dunham gets another HBO show about girls that is not 'Girls.'

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Lena Dunham is set to set to direct a new HBO show, Max, which will be set in the magazine industry in 1963. It will carry themes of second-wave feminism, and actress Lisa Joyce is set to star as a young magazine writer. Joyce has had parts in Boardwalk Empire and The Good Wife, but this will be her first leading role. The pilot was written by Murray Miller, a writer and executive producer on Girls. Jenni Konner and Ilene Landress, also writers and producers on Girls, will be joining the team for the new show. Sounds like a formidable team, and an easy approval by HBO. 

Konner and Landress are the ones on the left you don't recognize.

The time period of the show should be fertile ground for exploring feminism and sexism, as we've seen with Amy Schumer parodies of dated sexism, and the struggles of women in the workplace on Mad Men. Lena Dunham's feminist efforts have recently expanded beyond the arts. She had the opportunity to interview and directly ask Hillary Clinton if she is a feminist, and has a new email newsletter that featured a gender wage gap essay by Jennifer Lawrence.

Make random children cry this Halloween with this safety-pinned mouth makeup tutorial.

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The fact that you are going to get creeped out by this scary makeup tutorial video just means that special effects makeup artist Bonnie Corban is, like, really, really good at her job. Even though I literally watched her apply the latex to her face, I still squirmed when she stuck the safety pins through her mouth.

If you have any artistic ability at all and would like to terrify your neighbors on Halloween (or yourself when you look in the mirror), give this safety-pinned-mouth look a try. It'll definitely impress adults and give kids nightmares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yompRYTHfmA

Passengers were delighted when an in-flight Irish jig broke out on their flight, and so are we.

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The Irish have a way of turning everything into a party, even something as depressing as a transatlantic flight. Passengers traveling Aer Lingus, an Irish airline, were treated to some very joyful inflight entertainment recently. Orla O'Brien, a flight attendant for Aer Lingus, posted a video of herself dancing a jig with a passenger to some traditional Irish music.

They joined the mile high (dance) club

The luck of the Irish was indeed with these sky high performers, as everyone on board seems totally into it. (Thankfully no one got up and screamed, "I'm tired of these mother f*cking jigs on these mother f*cking planes!") The video, fittingly titled "Inflight entertainment at its best!" was posted on Facebook Wednesday, and has since been viewed more than 50,000 times. 

https://www.facebook.com/orla.obrien.92/videos/1184885501527228/

If this doesn't make you want a shot of Jameson and a microscopic bag of peanuts, nothing will.

Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd have 'Back to the Future' reunion to rate how 2015 turned out.

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Toyota, a company that normally brings people together by providing cars that can hold more than one person while traveling from point A to point B, has started bringing people together by making videos that both physically bring people together and also bring us, the people who don't normally watch videos from Toyota, together in nostalgia. In this case, they brought together Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd to discuss which inventions from Back to the Future II have actually become reality and which ones haven't. Turns out there was a lot that the film got right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVebChGtLlY

But this brings up the question: now that we have our damn hoverboards, what product should we next be angry about the future not providing yet? Let's see here, what were some of products in the film... oh. Back to the Future II predicted that we'd have little fusion reactors in 2015 that turned our garbage into clean, cheap energy. And we've been putting our efforts into designing glorified skateboards? Maybe we should've switched our priorities around on those two.

Anyway, the full video will drop on Back to the Future Day, October 21. 

Rand Paul gets fed up and starts cussing after reading his Google results live.

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Yesterday, Senator Rand Paul set out to livestream an entire day "on the campaign trail" in Iowa. Let me amend that: someone on his staff suggested to Rand Paul that the kids would enjoy it if he livestreamed a day in his life. We know this because when asked why he was doing it, Rand replied, "I wish I knew. I’ve been saying, I don’t want to do this, I don’t want to do this. And now we’re doing this...I'm just doing what I'm told, riding around Iowa looking at cornfields and answering silly questions." It should be noted before we print what Sen. Paul said next that campaigning is tiresome, and he was speaking live: "I'm supposed to answer the top Googled tweets about me." 

Actually, what the Senator meant to say was he would read the top Google searches and some tweets. The tweets were mean tweets about himself, a la Jimmy Kimmel, including some from Donald Trump:

https://www.facebook.com/RandPaul/videos/vb.54172246106/10153399838761107/?type=2&theater

Later, he read the most popular Google searches with his name. This next segment got cut from the official selections of the livestream uploaded to Facebook later, but someone saved it. Rand seems pretty wiped at this point, like he's getting tired of people's dumb questions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pib6qk6vAc

In case you can't see the video: "The [third] most popular question from Google is 'Is Rand Paul still running for president?' And, uh, I dunno, I wouldn't be doing this dumbass livestream if I weren't. So yes, I'm still running for president, get over it." Paul then confirms that this is live and they can't edit it out, which only turned out to be partially true, because this clip didn't make the official Facebook cut later.

Did he enjoy his day of livestreaming in the end? Rand did not enjoy it. We know this because when asked if he enjoyed it, he replied"I guess you could call it fun. I wouldn't call it fun." After considering it, he did admit the situation was more nuanced. "I'm sure I said four or five things I shouldn't say on TV. But I've had fun with it." SOME FUN WAS HAD! Huzzah. There is allegedly a "dumba--" shirt in Paul's merch store now (we were unable to locate it as of press time), so Paul might at least have a sense of humor about not having too much fun.

Steve Martin would like to remind you once more that he is a very good banjo player.

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Hey, is that Steve Martin!? AWESOME! Is he gracing us with his comedic wit and brilliance? No, he much prefers playing the banjo these days. He still has that comedic wit and brilliance, of course, but if you want Steve Martin to show up to your video, your chances are much higher if it's a banjo gig. This dynamic is why we are so regularly treated to Martin's decades-long and probably successful attempt to be the world's most famous banjo player. Here without further ado or comedic prompt from Martin because we take what we can get from him, Steve Martin and Edie Brickell in "Won't Go Back":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phtk5boYcbk

 

14 celebrities who publicly trashed their own movies.

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Do you ever see a trailer for what is clearly a bad movie and wonder how the stars can promote the thing with a straight face? They can’t. They’re lying about how good it is. And sometimes, after the fact, they come back and admit that the movie was bad, and maybe even apologize a little.

1. George Clooney is still very sorry about Batman and Robin.

“With hindsight it’s easy to look back and go ‘Whoa, that was really shit and I was really bad in it.’ In a weird way I was. Batman is still the biggest break I ever had and it completely changed my career, even if it was weak and I was weak in it. It was a difficult film to be good in. I don’t know what I could have done differently.”


2. Even Sylvester Stallone thinks Stop! Or My Mom Will Shootis terrible.

“The worst film I’ve ever made by far, maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen. A flatworm could write a better script than Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot. In some countries – China, I believe – running Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot once a week on government television has lowered the birth rate to zero.”


3. Mark Wahlberg apologized for The Happeningthat's the one with the evil trees.

 “It is what it is. Fucking trees, man. The plants. Fuck it. You can’t blame me for not wanting to play a science teacher. At least I wasn’t playing a cop or a crook.”



4. Director/writer/actor Vincent Gallo on The Brown Bunny after it was savaged at the 2003 Cannes Film Festival.

“It is a disaster and a waste of time. If no one wants to see it, they are right. I apologize to the financiers of the film, but I must assure you it was never my intention to make a pretentious film, a self-indulgent film, a useless film, an unengaging film.”


5. James Franco, uncharacteristically short-winded on Your Highness.

“That movie sucks. You can’t get around that.”


6. Carol Burnett was once on a plane that showed her movie The Front Page, and afterward the flight attendant let her make an announcement.

“This is Carol Burnett, and I want to take this opportunity to apologize to each and everyone of you for my performance in the film you just saw.”



7. When his 1954 bomb The Silver Chalice was set to air several times in one week on a Los Angeles TV station in 1963, Paul Newman took out ad space in two local newspapers.

 “Paul Newman apologizes every night this week—Channel 9.”


8. Romantic comedies like This Means Warare the “bane” of Tom Hardy’s existence.

“I love to do things I hadn’t done before. I didn’t understand how you could do something which is so much fun and be so miserable doing it. I probably won’t do a romantic comedy again.”


9. Michelle Pfeiffer hates Grease 2as much as you secretly love Grease.

“I hated that film with a vengeance and could not believe how bad it was. At the time I was young and didn’t know better.”


10. Mickey Rourke on Passion Play, and most other Mickey Rourke movies.

“Terrible. Another terrible movie. But, you know, in your career and all the movies you make, you’re going to make dozens of terrible ones.”


11. Jamie Lee Curtis on Virus,because in the ‘90s Hollywood adapted every Michael Crichton book they could find.

“That’s a piece of shit movie. It's an unbelievably bad movie; just bad from the bottom. It was maybe the only time I've known something was just bad and there was nothing I could do about it.”


12. Shia LaBeouf blames himself for the mediocrity of Indiana Jones 4, along with everyone else involved.

“You get to monkey-swinging and things like that and you can blame it on the writer and you can blame it on the director. But the actor’s job is to make it come alive and make it work, and I couldn't do it. So that's my fault. Simple.”


13. Channing Tatum on G.I. Joe.

“Look, I’ll be honest. I fucking hate that movie!”


14. Fun fact: Michael Caine was filming Jaws: The Revengeon location and missed the Oscars when he won for Hannah and Her Sisters. He hates Jaws.

“I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

 

Workplace

Watch Stephen Colbert and Jack Black sing and dance to the ultimate political anthem.

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While politicians don't seem to suffer any consequences for the stupid things they say — and arguably get more popular with every racist tweet— there's one group that is laying down the law: musicians. Much like how Survivor got pissed at Kim Davis for using "Eye of the Tiger" without a license, people like Neil Young are pissed at Republican candidates for bringing their music into this sh*tshow.

In the spirit of generosity, last night Stephen Colbert created his own rousing anthem that hit upon all the campaign themes of America and Americans. It was his gift to the candidates to use for free. Even better, Jack Black and some sexy square dancers joined in on the fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqgvll8W7Jk

 


Selena Gomez and Jimmy Fallon had a hi-tech lip sync battle with famous quotes and jingles.

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We know Jimmy Fallon loves lip syncing to stuff — he made a whole spinoff show about it. But have you ever wondered what it would be like if, instead of lip syncing to pop songs and doing musical numbers, he and a celebrity guest lip synced to commercial jingles, famous quotes, and more using the viral content machine Dubsmash? This video with Wizards of Waverley Place Selena Gomez will answer that question. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPr109ETJ6o

 

George Takei "trollololololed" an actual Internet troll, and it's very funny.

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Who is running George Takei's Facebook account?! You are truly earning your keep, Sir or Madam. Though many Takei posts are goofy cat pics your mom would forward to you (hi Mom!), he isn't afraid to respond with a little more vinegar than your usual "feel-good" FB pages:

 

Sorry, couldn't help myself. #Trollololollol

Posted by George Takei on Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Take THAT, Internet trolls! You can't bring Takei down. Which this particular troll clearly realized:

Ohhh myyy, no.

He got an online creep to apologize? The man is magic.

It's terrifyingly simple to make your face look like it got unzipped for Halloween.

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Ever wonder what celebs look like when they take off their make-up and shed their human form? Now you can terrify everyone you know this Halloween by looking the exact same way!

This cringeworthy make-up tutorial posted by BeautifulYouTV shows how to pull off this pulled-off skin look, and it doesn't seem that hard. At least not any harder than contouring. Plus, you'll be able to open your mouth once you're done. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS9xhjX7xk4

While the make-up job is truly impressive, the best part of this video, by far, is how she poses and tries to look sexy with her skin peeled off. 

Come and get it, boys! 

 

 

 

Koko the gorilla finally got the 'babies' she always wanted: a pair of adorable kittens.

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These kittens are in love with the Koko the gorilla. The great ape, who is famous for her ability to speak in a modified American Sign Language, celebrated her 44th birthday this summer. Like so many 44-year-old women, Koko has gone a bit baby-crazy, continuing to sign the word 'baby' and carrying gorilla dolls in her arms. So for her birthday, Koko's trainer Francine Patterson gave her the family she always wanted — a litter of kittens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR6MeFFzqQ8

Kokoflix writes, "Koko fell in love with one, and the other fell in love with her. Koko has adopted these two kittens into her family, and it has energized her world." 

Koko was just as excited as you would be to be introduced to a whole crew of kittens, proving once and for all that apes really are our relatives.

A love that transcends the species. 

 

Khloe Kardashian is still technically married to Lamar Odom and making his medical decisions.

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Earlier this week, former NBA player Lamar Odom was found unconscious at a Nevada brothel and is currently in a coma. And now, TMZ is reporting that Khloe Kardashian, who used to be married Odom until they separated in 2013, is still legally his wife. Because their divorce papers (which they both finally signed in July) haven't been processed by the courts yet, Kardashian is in the difficult position of having to make medical decisions for her ex-husband. She rushed to the Desert View Hospital in Las Vegas to be with Odom, and Kris Jenner is there too.

Khloe and Lamar.

Odom reportedly had been taking dangerous herbal viagra (and possibly other drugs too) before falling unconscious. TMZ says that his doctors are giving him a "50/50 chance of surviving."

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