Men waxed each other's leg hair and gave a new meaning to the word schadenfreude. The video was produced by BuzzFeed Australia, and every strip of wax looks just as painful as The 40-Year-Old Virgin said it is. It's only matter of time before they somehow produce "Men Give Live Birth Without Any Anesthetic."

Tina Fey's father Donald died of heart failure on October 18, the day after Tina reunited with her 30 Rock costars on Saturday Night Live. He was 82.

Donald lived in the Philadelphia area, where Tina grew up, and so the Philadelphia Inquirer published an extensive obituary of him over the weekend. The paper went out of their way to acknowledge him not only because his daughter is a famous comedy hero, but because he was a staple of the community, a retired firefighter, fundraising writer, and Korean War veteran. In addition to the perfunctory descriptions of his life and accomplishments, the obituary included some quotes from Tina. As you would expect from any loving daughter, some of what she wrote was very sweet:

He was a great dad and a talented artist and writer, but I also think of him as a Great American - he served his country in Korea, he served his city as a fireman, he took his kids regularly to art museums and historical sites.

And as you would expect from Tina Fey, some of it was very funny:

When he taught me how to play baseball he would say to me, 'If you throw like a girl again, we're going in.' (I took it in the spirit it was intended.) He read poetry and history and newspapers. He was an informed patriot. The Republican Party should have tried to clone him.

Considering that she helped prevent a Republican from being elected president in 2008, she may be right. Would a Republican Party full of cloned Donald Feys have nominated Sarah Palin for vice president? It's doubtful.

It's nice to see Tina showing her sweet side as well as her famous wit in this obituary. Anybody who raised her must have been one hell of a guy.

A 13-year-old created a PowerPoint presentation to convince his parents to allow him to play Grand Theft Auto V. This video game franchise is known for extreme violence, and apparently it's a real scream to watch senior citizens play it. But this kid is wise beyond his years, and knows that adults can be persuaded with a few slick PowerPoint slides as long as they include flashy graphics and stats. One day he'll have a dreaded office job where he has to create these and pretend to believe what they say. But for now, he is fully invested in his cause.

1.

A formal business proposition.

Grand Theft Auto V

Why I would like to play it and my compromise

2. 

My mission is to convince you to let me buy it.

3. 

If the formal proposition fails, it will lead to relentless begging. Classic power move by a kid.

I know that it has a lot of violence and extremely inappropriate stuff. A TON and just the worst imaginable stuff to see, hear, and repeat if I choose to (I won't). I'm maybe a little young but you know how mature I am and I can handle it. This is a game I'll do a lot to convince you to let me have, so I'm warning you if it is a no after this I'll beg non-stop.

4. 

Here is a 13-year-old trying to sound convincing when he says he's not at all interested in the horrible sex and violence featured in the game. He's really interested in the maps, and it's nothing but a passion for cartography.

The campaign is just horrible with swearing and killing and sex and what-not but I don't want that part of it and I play the online HALF where I play with others, own cars, shoot guns, race, play fun maps, make my own maps, and more! That is what I'll do. The safe-ish fun part.

5.

Next, in step three he admits that he's totally interested in the sex and violence. Rookie mistake, kid! You have to stay committed to the lie throughout the presentation.

Step 1: Purchase: Currently it is on sale on the Xbox. And I should have enough by now to buy this Friday.

Step 2: I play with it and others online and HAVE FUN doing what I like.

Step 3: Avoid: IF I'm allowed to play the campaign (which I doubt), I can do it when H isn't home.

6. 

This slide has the best design in the entire presentation. The classic deflection of a negative consequence with a high-resolution stock photo.

The swearing and other *bad* noises

I can just turn down I have the headphones

7.

He admitted to his parents that he completely made up this statistic. Just like in the real business world! And again, when you make up figures and numbers, add a flashy image.

the stats

+63% teens will regularly play and enjoy this game weekly to DAILY

8. 

You're supposed to stick the landing and finish strong, but instead he just decided to haphazardly ignore capitalization, grammar, and proper spelling. The second table lacks a title and bullets, while the third one just spills out of the box and talks about some nut that played the game for 72 hours.

Consumer: Me. I can save up money for other stuff I want in the game if there is stuff. I benefit from the fun. And to mom, I can stop complaining if I do.

Recurring play: This is not a toy I will just play with, get bored of and forget. I mean, I may, but for at least a YEAR I will have fun.

A man played the entire campaign for GTA V non-stop...it took him 3 days! I will take my time and enjoy it, that is a crazy amount of time to put into story.

9.

He concludes with a run-on sentence, but one that is full of several different colors for emphasis.

The End and a beginning of fun, wonder and excitement thank you for your time love and respect also i haver out a lot of time into this and would appreciate a compliment on it i love you and goodnight thank you for your time and i can't say it enough THANK YOU SO MUCH

The proud parent didn't reveal whether or not this eager young gentleman was granted permission to buy the game. Even if he doesn't get the game, he requests a compliment on the presentation despite the hasty spelling errors at the end. That's a bold way to end a sales pitch; demand respect for your PowerPoint skills even if they don't buy what you're selling. Only in America!

A student posted a letter in the women's bathroom at the University of Michigan alleging that Jabrill Peppers gave her Chlamydia. Peppers is a star safety for the Michigan Wolverines. There is no evidence pointing to whether or not the letter is legit, and the anonymous person behind the letter has not come forward. If it is real, hell hath no fury like someone scorned by Chlamydia:

To Jabrill Ahmad Peppers,

Thank you for giving me chlamydia AGAIN. As you well know, 75-90% of women do not experience symptoms. Also, women are more affected by this as we can get PID that can lead to infertility down the line. I cannot stomach to see your face again knowing that you're affecting other young women unbeknownst to them, which as you may know, is a felony. I know that you get checked every six months. Last time you were checked and found to be infected (allegedly by that young lady in Bursley from unprotected oral sex in January 2015, but after newfound information, nothing you ever said can be counted as truth) in February. I'm not a math major, but 2+6=8. You got checked in August, but didn't say anything? Wow. And now after I found out that you were having relations with a Caucasian young broad while you were still having sex with me raw. Wow. You really are a despicable piece of sh#t. Never would I have thought you to be this terrible of a person. I thought I knew you. Hahaha I thought WRONG! I would never play with anyone's health, and their reproductive health at that. I would have never wished harm upon you despite all of the things you did to me and put me through. The first time I forgave you, partially, because it was my fault for trusting you. I was a real woman about the situation. After that time, I was completely clean. I never so much as had a serious cold until I met you. The only person I had been with since that time was you. From February all the way up to the beginning of the school year. Just when I thought I had finally deleted every trace of you out of my life, you have to mess it up again. This time, you need to beg God for forgiveness, because there isn't any here for you. Now you've affected my relationship. The sad part is, I don't know exactly when you infected me again. The other sad part is I don't know how because on my end, I was always monogamous. Being monogamous with your ass has gotten me the same STI in one year. "That's how diseases get passed around," right? You would know, with your dirty dick ass. Because I am afraid of what I'll do to you if I see you, I am writing this. And because you've messed up my life, I'm going to do my best to mess up yours. Honey. You must have thought I was kidding when I made you promise that if you ever f##ked me over that I had permission to do crazy sh#t. Thanks for it by the way. I promise you, on my life, I am completely done with you. You could die today and I wouldn't even feel a single tinge of sadness in my soul. You are the absolute scum of the earth and I wish I never gave you months of my youth to waste. As far as I'm concerned, you're already dead. Luckily, my significant other has encouraged me to keep a cool head. Otherwise, I probably would've cut your brakes and/or harmed you in a way to ruin your career. Excuse my vulgar language, but it is justified. I hope you can feel the hatred coursing through my veins for you. I hope you rot in hell. I don't wish too hard though because you're sending yourself down that road all by yourself. Have a nice life. See you in hell. Since you love to burn so much. ;)

P.S. - tell your "girlfriend" she might want to get checked too. Since I'm pretty sure you're still using that "I have to use certain condoms" bullsh#t and never have them. Sh#t, for all I know, she might be the reason I'm infected again. 

P.S.S. - You should have known better than to try to f##k. Me. Over. 

The opening is odd, as it's not likely that anyone spreading STDs knows the statistics of when people do or do not experience symptoms. The rest of the rant sounded very convincing, except for the phrase "Caucasian young broad." That makes it appear as if this letter was penned by a detective from the 1950s.

If the sounds of someone slurping or chewing make you want to rip off your own skin, you may be one of the 20% of people who have a condition called misophonia, or in regular-people words, a heightened sensitivity to certain noises. While this condition may ruin your destination wedding at the soup factory, a new study provides you with something to brag about. (Besides your weirdo soup wedding.)

Researchers from Northwestern University found that those who are hypersensitive to certain sounds tend to be more creative than people who aren't. So, the more rage you feel at your coworker's bubble gum, the more of a genius you probably are. Why are you even still working there?

Creative geniuses have it rough, which is why they often end up going mental (I'm looking at you, Van Gogh). Good news though, you can safely handle annoying mouth noise with tips from the video below:

EARMUFFS!

Cher is one of those musical figures, like Prince, who seems somehow ageless. However, unlike Prince, Cher is good at social media, and she likes tweeting about issues that matter to her. For example, earlier today, she tweeted about the girl who was violently arrested in school:

One young woman on Twitter had this reply:

Promoting this delightfully succinct response from Cher:

If that amuse-bouche of Cher tweets has you hungry for...reading more tweets, take a look at her Twitter rant about Donald Trump. 

Believe it or not, there are levels to this couples costume story. First, real human couple Phil Mok and Kelli Raisler came up with a pretty great dual costume idea. They went as Randy Marsh and Randy-Marsh-As-Lorde (if you watch South Park, they mocked the whole "how old is Lorde" thing by making her secretly a 40-something dude—specifically, Randy). 

At first, as you can see on their Instagram accounts, Phil was dressed as Lorde and Kelli was dressed as Randy. Then, halfway through the party, this happened:

OK, pretty great party trick, guys. Here's the thing, although Phil uploaded it to Imgur, someone else (shockingly) took it and put it on reddit and stole all their fake Internet points. Not only were Internet dwellers caught off guard by the costume switch, it took hours to reveal that the person posing as Phil on reddit was an impostor. Double twist! Of course, that wasn't nearly as impressive to commenters as the fact that these two legitimately can pass for each other:

And that's weird. Cool, but weird.

Yesterday, Twitter user @madeleinedoux flew out of LAX on American Airlines. And while she was at the airport, she saw what she described as "the literal fattest dog." Look at it. It is bigger than the woman pulling it in that epic dog bed chariot:

So, a Very Fat Dog is already a notable thing, because we humans love staring at fat animals. But that very fat dog also is a very fancy dog, apparently:

First class? Can't only, like, weapons contractors and YouTube stars afford to fly first class these days? She clarified in an interview with Mashable:

...the dog boarded the plane last and sat in the front row of first class with his owner, who'd seemingly purchased two tickets. The dog spent most of the flight lying on the ground near its seat, and didn't bark or make noise for the duration of the trip. 

This dog obviously needs to start a lifestyle blog, because it's doing a lot of things right that we could all learn from. At the very least, it's time for all of us to add Fat First Class Dog to our vision boards.

A grocery chain in Pennsylvania is doing something that always works super well: telling teenagers that something is off-limits. Specifically, eggs. For one week, centered around Halloween, Redner's Market stores have banned egg sales to minors. 

This sign was spotted at a Redner's in Langhorne, PA, and was then posted to Reddit:  

According to a Lancaster Online article from last year, the policy has existed at the store for at least eight years.

You can't stop teenagers from causing mayhem. That's like trying to stop The Rock from making his muscles larger. What Redner's is actually achieving with this policy is either a) driving egg sales elsewhere, or b) encouraging kids to throw something even worse at houses on Halloween, like adult eggs (aka "chickens") or DVDs of Sucker Punch.

If you really want to stop kids from throwing eggs at your house, the solution is to leave a bowl of eggs in your front yard with a sign that says "free eggs." The kids will assume that your yard has to be booby trapped and then GTFO. 

Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton celebrated her birthday on Monday, and took the opportunity to relax after the 11-hour Benghazi-thon with another binge-a-thon. While Hillary has already released her campaign's official stance on The Good Wife, she revealed to Colbert that she and Bill also enjoy House of Cards, which they finally finished recently, and that she's a fan of Madam Secretary, which makes sense because it's a total mom show. 

Pixar has a reputation for making movies that play with your emotions, and as this Honest Trailer points out, this time they just straight-up cut the middleman. Inside Out, everyone's favorite movie about anthropomorphized emotions,got taken to task by Screen Junkies, who pointed out how the movie might secretly be a takedown of San Francisco, and how different the movie would be if it took place in the mind of a dude. Watch it here, if you can handle reliving the tragedy of Bing Bong. 

When men won't take the hint, it's perfectly reasonable to simply work that block button. In this case, a woman decided to really let a guy know exactly what his problem is. We'll stop here, because there's plenty to read ahead:

Well, it was doomed from the start. Could a man who owns a yacht and a woman who calls herself "pizzahutgirl" really have much in common anyway? On the tumblr The Online Dating Disaster, Pizzahutgirl outlines even further why each one of these guy's points are pretty nutty and entitled. If you can get through it all, you'll have an honorary B.A. in women's studies.

There have been more than enough parodies of Drake's "Hotline Bling" video, but this one from Helmut the Pug tops them all, even the original. Sorry not sorry, Drake. 

In "Pugline Bling," the hilarious and adorable video posted to Youtube, Helmut, the 6 month old pup bops, sways, and begs for you to "call him when you need pug love." The little guy even manages 3 costume changes to match Drake's exact looks in the original video. (All in 14 seconds.) Dude rocks the heck out of that turtleneck.

His little arms are everything. 

A rehab clinic in Spain, Centro Europeo Neurosalus, conducted a revealing social experiment. They hired an actress to pretend to be drunk, clutching a bottle of beer in downtown Madrid, to see if men on the street would help her or try to take advantage of her. In this creepy and cringe-y 10 minute video, men did not try to help, and some tried to get her even drunker. Street harassment is just as terrifying with subtitles.

Here's the video:

Khloé Kardashian gave an extensive interview about what it's been like to deal with Lamar Odom's medical problems over the last few weeks, and she also clarified what's going on in their relationship.

Before Odom was found unconscious in a Nevada brothel two weeks ago, they had been separated since 2013 and had filed for divorce. However, the divorce hadn't yet been processed so they were still legally married. After Odom woke up, they asked a judge to withdraw their divorce. And now, what exactly are they to each other? Kardashian told People:

There are too many other important things, too many medical things. It's not even in our brains thinking about us as a couple or having a relationship right now. I loved him always, and I will always love him. I don't believe love is fickle. I believe when you love someone, you are allowed to love from afar. You don't have to be with that person in order to love him.

So basically, they're in love and hanging out.

This naughty coffee shop wanted to let people know they weren't just getting a caffeine burst with every purchase, they were getting a brand. An angry brand. The slogan for FuckOffee is even "Come Happy Leave Edgy." Whether or not that's an appealing switch for people is up to them. Unfortunately, it is not up to this coffee shop whether or not they can emblazon the word "fuck" on a street sign. Because they can't, actually.

The owners of the building had their lawyers send a letter to FuckOffee ordering them to remove the sign. They had no choice but to comply.

But jokes on you, prudes. Here's their updated look:

A star symbol can go a long way when you want to tell the censors to go f*ck off and sh*t in a hat. And it's a real hit with all their angry customers:

Well, most of them.

Much like how Disney's animated film Aladdin used modern technology to tell a classic story, one Vine star has used 2015 technology to bring it to life. "Modern Day Aladdin," a six-second masterpiece by Mo Khan, has been viewed over 9 million times so far. It is an unbelievable sight and will give you an indescribable feeling. 

Watch with sound for the full experience.