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Creep on Ariana Grande’s Instagram compares her body to Ariel Winter, gets comeuppance.

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Singer Ariana Grande loves communicating with her fans, even if it's just to call them out on their misogynistic B.S. 

https://instagram.com/p/84ImIGSWYl/?taken-by=arianagrande

Yesterday, when someone stupidly posted a "would you rather" between Ariana and Modern Family actress Ariel Winter and said they'd pick Winter because "curves are sexy sticks aren't," Grande did just that. 

https://twitter.com/ArianaGrande/status/661235704056287232

"We live in a day and age where people make it IMPOSSIBLE for women, men, anyone to embrace themselves exactly how they are," she wrote. "You know what is NOT sexy? Misogyny, objectifying, labeling, comparing and body shaming!!!"

Pretty sure this dude doesn't have a chance with either of them.

Upon reading Ariana's tweet, Ariel joined forces to perfectly shut down this body shamer. 

https://twitter.com/arielwinter1/status/661266362673696768

Hear that haters? We're all beautiful, so shut up and let us lick our doughnuts in peace. 


Twitter changed “favorites” to “likes." Here are the best reactions to the Earth-shattering news.

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Say goodbye to the gold star and say hello to the red heart: Twitter has officially changed "Favorites" to "Likes." Is this a big deal? Not really, but as always, people had a lot to say about it.

1.

https://twitter.com/BilgeEbiri/status/661562959920017408

2. 

https://twitter.com/jasonschreier/status/661560111685574656

3. 

https://twitter.com/DanHopp/status/661573575900536833

4. 

https://twitter.com/benwarheit/status/661567930996494336

5. 

https://twitter.com/annetdonahue/status/661572183865585664

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https://twitter.com/jackiecarbajal/status/661571532389400578

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https://twitter.com/aherman2006/status/661571225790119936

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https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/661571018415296512

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https://twitter.com/toyns/status/661570392654417920

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https://twitter.com/arielkarlin/status/661570391572357120

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https://twitter.com/nedostup/status/661566840070660096

 12. 

https://twitter.com/sonicdork/status/661568413186334720

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https://twitter.com/desusnice/status/661568788165447680

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https://twitter.com/BrettRedacted/status/661568440474476545

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https://twitter.com/alexblagg/status/661568351873843200

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https://twitter.com/jakefogelnest/status/661568183267033090

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https://twitter.com/JillKrajewski/status/661566587070242816

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https://twitter.com/ScaredOfMyImage/status/661581030780964865

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https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/661580502999040000

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https://twitter.com/volphanic/status/661577081810247682

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https://twitter.com/thekeenanwire/status/661563545784578048

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https://twitter.com/DavidAllenGreen/status/661566524281372673

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https://twitter.com/jonnysun/status/661582841269067778

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https://twitter.com/amfmpm/status/661580414855835649

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https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/661585158852751360

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https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcNulty/status/661585942340378624

Couple photographed and criticized for not being 'same level of hotness' respond perfectly.

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Earlier this year a photo of a gay couple holding hands on a train went viral when it was posted to a website called BV patrol. The image was supposedly posted as a message of acceptance, with a caption that reads, "Support for them! Bitter people not allowed," in English. But the responses were full of very critical, racist and homophobic responses to seeing a Thai man with a white guy who is closer to Western standards of attractiveness. Bitter people were allowed.

 

Suporta para sa kanila! Bawal ang bitter.

Posted by BV Patrol on Friday, April 17, 2015

It was definitely a shock for the couple, Thorsten Middelhof and Naparuj Mond Kaendi, who were photographed without their consent and don't consider themselves public figures by any means. Kaendi works as the creative director of a modeling agency, so the Internet was like, "Aha! You have a handsome boyfriend because he can get something from you: A CAREER!" They're wrong. Middelhof is an engineer and a man who is truly in love. The couple has faced a lot of scrutiny they didn't sign up for, and they have tried to speak out about it as much as they can, for example this post to Kaendi's Instagram:

https://instagram.com/p/4VroAmvWIp/

It reads:

Victims of The Invasion of Privacy I've been thinking about posting this picture for awhile (and still not feeling so sure about it) Thorsten and I are just normal people who only want to have normal lives. We always respect other people while in public..we never kiss...never be in each other's arms...and hardly hold hands. But apparently every time we get close while going out, people look at us, judge us that we are not deserving each other. shooting the negativity right at us. Taking the bullets hurts.. Y'all should try. 
I'm not a famous actor nor a public person who knows how to handle criticism... I'm just ME. We're just another average couple working hard to get to be together.

Thank you for all the support.

And now they have the truly perfect response to all the people who thought their love was B.S. They got married on October 31st:

https://instagram.com/p/9nrrL-vWFY/?taken-by=bemondcehttps://instagram.com/p/9d6hRjvWAv/?taken-by=bemondcehttps://instagram.com/p/9a03-svWHp/?taken-by=bemondcehttps://instagram.com/p/9n1Kn0B8p3/?taken-by=tmid9

Beautiful couple.

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Amy Schumer had a girls' night out with a bunch of A-list actresses like it's no big deal.

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Amy Schumer is one of the biggest names in entertainment, and as such she gets to hang out with A-listers like Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lena Dunham and Rose Byrne. You know, some more of the most powerful and hilarious women in entertainment. It's just a regular hang for Schumer when she's not busy doing stuff like hosting SNL, winning an Emmy, or closing a deal on her own book. She already has her bestie and writing partner Jennifer Lawrence, the duo that gets to hop on stage with Billy Joel. Sometimes she and J-Law add Aziz Ansari and Chris Pratt for good measure. Her pictures make us wonderfully jealous, and now she's taking it to the next level.

Apparently there is no limit to the powerful company kept by Amy Schumer. It's not clear if they got together for a specific occasion, though they may have been celebrating Rose's baby bump. Regardless of the reason, there was a lot of power on that couch.

https://instagram.com/p/9nLo0oqUBT/?taken-by=amyschumer

In addition to palling around with some of the most powerful women in entertainment, she also pals around with arguably the most recognized and honored actress of a generation.

https://instagram.com/p/9mueI9qUMT/?taken-by=amyschumer

Yes, she topped it with a kiss on the cheek from none other than Meryl Streep. There's almost nowhere else she can go from here, unless she takes a picture from space with Bette Midler. At this point, it wouldn't be surprising.

Superfan's World Series tattoo bravely resists the propaganda of the mainstream sports media.

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The New York Mets won the World Series this year. That is, if you get all of your news from giant regrettable tattoos. Josh Davis, a 22-year-old Mets superfan, was so positive his team would be victorious that he got it permanently inked on the entire right side of his torso—just as the first pitch of the series was being thrown out. 

https://twitter.com/JDeezal/status/659125941617205248https://twitter.com/JDeezal/status/659160670324310017

"Early on, I said if they make it to the World Series, I would tattoo them on me," he told NBC 4 New York. "My friend said, 'If you're so confident, why don't you get 'World Series' tattooed with it?'" 

Never doubting his beloved Mets, Davis went ahead and did just that...

https://twitter.com/KevHyns/status/659172017103634432

Josh doesn't plan on wearing a t-shirt in the pool for the rest of his life. The lifelong Mets fan says he has no regrets: "I'm not like 'Oh, my God, get this tattoo off me' at all."

Instead he plans on adding the years the Mets did win the World Series, 1969 and 1986, to it. He may even go back and add "2016," because who even cares at this point.

 

 

 

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The Web loves this hot math teacher who dressed as Drake and danced to 'Hotline Bling' in class.

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A pre-calculus teacher went to school dressed as Drake for Halloween, and after some pleading from his students, danced to "Hotline Bling." It was posted to Twitter by "G Maya" on Friday, and quickly garnered over 40,000 retweets and 50,000 likes (NOT favorites). He plays coy at first, but once he starts groovin', you can tell the dance has been inside him all along, waiting to burst out of its shell.

https://twitter.com/JealousOf_Maya/status/660192457888542720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

 People dug it:

https://twitter.com/H0NEY_ZEE/status/661440966197436416https://twitter.com/123to212/status/661426914763087872https://twitter.com/LexiSuda/status/661410502996828160https://twitter.com/VeePearls/status/661346569984335873https://twitter.com/feliciatanktop/status/661310252571189252https://twitter.com/WHADDUPSIDES/status/661223458936856576https://twitter.com/harleighnicoles/status/660974293476511744

"You see, Drake's movements mirror symmetrical asymptotes, which leads us to today's discussion!" 


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Woman lives like Kylie Jenner for a week, can't believe how exhausting it is to get pretty and take photos.

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Cosmopolitan writer Brooke Shunatona, spent one week and thousands of dollars to look and live like Kylie Jenner. Actually, she probably didn't spend much of her own money, but she is wearing some of the very expensive clothes and using the extremely high-end products Kylie pedals in her Instagram on the reg. Kylie is only 18, yet she's the 8th most followed person on the social media platform designed to make you feel most inadequate. Brooke wanted to know what it would feel like to be King Kylie for a bit, but it turns out: it kinda sucks.

She didn't hire a jet, but the vibe is right.

Brooke decided to do all her own make-up, because Kylie is supposedly great at it. One thing Brooke discovered, is that Kylie may do her own make-up, but she probably doesn't put on her own shoes and clothes. Her nails are too long. Perhaps if you have them for more than a week you learn to pull on thigh highs without chipping your acrylics, but Brooke needed some help after getting her nails done. Dressing up as Kylie was time-consuming, and also kind of depressing. She writes:

It might sound like an easy job, but devoting a huge chunk of time and thought every day to your makeup, hair, and outfit, plus to taking the perfect photo, all while maintaining a full-time job, is not easy. Many times in my life, I've watched a celebrity on reality TV and said to myself, It seriously can't be that hard. Get over yourself. But there is something very emotionally draining about investing so much energy in the way you look and deliberately putting yourself out there for people to judge. I'm not even remotely a celebrity and the experience was really weighing on my self-esteem. Because I'd put so much thought into my appearance, I cared that much more about what others would think of the way I looked, and that is something I never usually do. I wondered if this is how Kylie feels on a regular basis, except times a million because there's so much pressure for women in entertainment to look good.

Brooke definitely seems like a Kylie fan: she wanted to look like her, after all. And the Kylie vibes remain with her even after the experiment has ended:

https://instagram.com/p/8JweiXPwEy/?taken-by=brookebighorse

Even fans might give Kylie the side-eye more if they knew how much work goes into her life of looking like a rich person who does nothing. Here's a video documenting Brooke's "journey."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrxhg0I34Oc

Twitter is letting people make polls now. Here are 15 of the funniest.

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The world is changing at a rapid pace, and Twitter is no exception. "Likes" are the new "favorites," and there's also a new poll function, giving people on the Internet yet another way to voice their opinions on topics ranging from politics to literally everything ever. Here are 15 of the best uses of this totally necessary tool: 

1. The Meta Poll

https://twitter.com/hardwick/status/661570903294148609

2. The Constructive Criticism Poll

https://twitter.com/toddbarry/status/660880191351312384

3. The True Religion Poll

https://twitter.com/JoeMande/status/661449464368857089

4. The Brainteaser Poll

https://twitter.com/GameGrumps/status/661399012340162560

5. The Absurdist Poll

https://twitter.com/andrewlx/status/661252727142387712

6. The 9/11 Joke Poll

https://twitter.com/Hamptonyount/status/660960828175200256

7. The Finger Poll

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/661089606859788288

8. The Hollywood Poll

https://twitter.com/chelseaperetti/status/661330201431793665

9. The GIF Poll

https://twitter.com/chelseaperetti/status/659996178885414912

10.  The Twitter Poll

https://twitter.com/KenTremendous/status/661588587817775105

11. The Shakespearean Poll

https://twitter.com/Dennisisamenace/status/658078127579643908

12. The Important Numbers Poll

https://twitter.com/polls/status/661006340677070848

13. The Morning Poll

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/661248609950781440

14. The Handsomeness Poll

https://twitter.com/nedostup/status/661600750309625856

15. The Wolfman Poll

https://twitter.com/midnight/status/659382382550585345

Forgotten 1700s terms for penises, vaginas, boobs, and balls that'll get your nutmegs in a twist.

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Genitals! Humans have them. What’s more, we've always had them, even though polite society and your parents often like to pretend they don't exist. Not only that, but humans have always been creative at naming their sex bits, as proven by 1788's A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, a collection of English slang terms from as far back as the 1600s. (You can check out a list of 42 insults from that same book here, you goosecap.) So keep your crinkum crankums and pegos in your pants, ladies and gentlemen, and read on to learn some dirty words for your dirty bits.

1. Apple Dumplin Shop

Apple Dumplin Shop. A woman's bosom.


2. Dairy

Dairy. A woman's breasts, particularly one that gives suck. She sported her dairy; she pulled out her breast.


3. Diddeys

Diddeys. A woman's breasts or bubbies.


4. Kettle Drums

Kettle Drums. Cupid's kettle drums; a woman's breasts, called by sailors chest and bedding.


5. Arrbor Vitæ

Arrbor Vitæ. A man's penis.


6. Pego

Pego. The penis of a man or beast.


7. Plug Tail

Plug tail. A man's penis.


8. Prick

Prick. The virile member.


9. Sugar Stick

Sugar Stick. The virile member.


10. Thomas

Thomas. Man Thomas; a man's penis.


11. Whore-pipe

Whore-pipe. The penis.


12. Bite

Bite. A cheat; also a woman's privities. The cull wapt the mort's bite; the fellow enjoyed the wench heartily. Cant.


13. Commodity

Commodity. A woman's commodity; the private parts of a modest woman, and the public parts of a prostitute. 


14. Crinkum Crankum

Crunkum Crankum. A woman's commodity. See Spectator.


15. Dumb Glutton

Dumb Glutton. A woman's privities.


16. Hat

Hat. Old hat; a woman's privities: because frequently felt.


17. Man Trap

Man Trap. A woman's commodity.


18. Monosyllable

Monosyllable. A woman's commodity.


19. Pitcher

Pitcher. The miraculous pitcher, that holds water with the mouth downwards; a woman's commodity. She has cracker her pitcher or pipkin; she has lost her maidenhead.



20. Bawbels or Bawbles

Bawbels or Bawbles. Trinkets, a man's testicles.


21. Nutmegs

Nutmegs. Testicles.


22. Twiddle-diddles

Twittle-diddles. Testicles.


23. Whirlygigs

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Whirlygigs. Testicles.


24. Tallywags, or Tarrywags

Tallywags, or Tarrywags. A man's testicles.

Comedian Margaret Cho reveals she used to be a sex worker in a series of proud tweets.

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Comedian Margaret Cho doesn't hold back about herself. Her stage persona seems close to who she is in real life: extremely honest about everything from sex, to drug and alcohol abuse, to racism in her industry. Despite that long history of openness and bold statements, it was still something of a surprise when, a few days ago, Cho started tweeting about her past as a sex worker. One of her motivations for speaking out is she believes sex work should be regulated and decriminalized for the safety of the women doing it.

https://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659989004935393280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659856662623346688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659935638104444928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659936397881696257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659892583414542336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659891419046412288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659875640653578241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659858404748435456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659857692287238145?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/659857432416505856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/660633146065555456?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

But Cho had another motivation for opening up about her past. She's kicking off a campaign called #12DaysofRage, where she talks about sexual assault and the feelings of anger she has towards her rapist and other people who have been sexually violent towards her. She kicked it off with this first video, and will be releasing them daily until November 13th, when she'll share a piece called, "I want to kill my rapist."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b20LqJVIG7w

Cho wants survivors of rape to feel free to tell their story honestly, including any anger they feel, instead of dwelling only in sadness and hurt. 

https://twitter.com/margaretcho/status/660912302833668096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

A depressingly large number of women and men have responded, and Cho is retweeting them with messages of support. It's pretty powerful to watch Cho turn her honest comedic voice towards something she's completely serious about.

This gay couple used adoption to get around marriage laws, but now they're not allowed to wed.

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The road to marriage equality has been long and paved with obnoxious speed bumps like Kim Davis. But before gay marriage was even a thing, couples sadly had to seek roundabout ways to get inheritance and civil rights for their significant others. 

Three years ago, Nino Esposito, 78, adopted his partner Drew Bosee, 68, to make their connection legitimate in the eyes of the law, not for Woody Allen-y reasons. They want to get married now that it's legal, but the state still sees them as father and son. 

https://twitter.com/PittsburghPG/status/661362646093012993?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

 “We thought it was never going to come to Pennsylvania in our lifetime,” Bosee said, “It’s sort of ironic that by doing the adoption, we thought we were getting ahead of the game. But instead of being a help, it’s become a roadblock, a hindrance, to what we should be allowed to do now."

The guys have been together since 1970, and when they were revising their wills in 2012, they thought adoption was the only way. 

The state trial judge denied their request to annul the adoption. Judge Lawrence J. O'Toole, of the Court of Common Pleas of Allegheny County, said that while Esposito and Bosee want to marry, "they cannot do so because they are legally father and son."

https://twitter.com/CL_CNN/status/661619524257607680

Senator Bob Casey of Pennsylvania sent a letter to Attorney General Loretta Lynch asking the Justice Department to help Esposito and Bosee out. 

Here's hoping that the Justice Department lets these two adorable Old-Man-From-Up look-alikes annul the adoption so they can wed. And media: please stop freaking people out with the phrase "father and son seek right to marry each other." 

Nobody on the Internet can stop staring at this perfectly penis-shaped hedge.

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Somewhere in the UK, a piece of shrubbery has been expertly sculpted into a proud representation of male anatomy, and in the process captured the imagination of Web surfers the world over. There's a certain fascination within Internet culture for things shaped like penises (including penises themselves), and it's not hard to see why this particular hedge has caught on. The way it thrusts proudly up from the landscape of suburban Britannia is such a powerful symbol of rebellion against conformity that it stirs the iconoclastic spirit within anyone who sees it. Plus it has a urethra and everything.

Edward Scissorhands would be proud.

The image was posted to Reddit with the caption: "This is [what] happens when you don't pay your skilled landscaper." Was that just a joke, or is this hedge actually the product of a vindictive shears-wielding trickster? The world may never know. But that won't stop anyone from enjoying this big leafy dick for years to come. Soak it in, everybody.


Artist who thought her Harry Potter sketch was “sh*tty” corrected by a fan: J.K. Rowling.

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Fan art has gone more and more mainstream over the past few years, but it's still something you can only really share with other people who appreciate the source material. For one Harry Potter fan named Aïcha Wijland, however, her casual depiction of a young James Potter and Sirius Black caught the fancy of the most important person in the entire Potter fandom—the creator and Twitter god herself, J.K. Rowling.

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/661584049329324032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

When Wijland first posted '1978,' a drawing of the two best friends to DeviantArt, she captioned it "A seriously shitty sketch of the lads in front of their first flat. Probably gonna regret uploading this but whatever, I'll make something better before the week is up."

https://twitter.com/lilymydeer/status/653257716232757248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Now Wijland has won being a Harry Potter fan with her fictional Polaroid of two hunks of yesteryear sitting around and presumably making fun of Snape. We can also presume that Lilly Potter took the Polaroid, which isn't moving and is thus a Muggle curiosity. Finally, since this is fan art, we should probably also assume that someone and probably everyone took their shirts off a few minutes later and everything was described with the adjective "rippling."

This video shows male athletes getting asked the same absurd questions as female athletes.

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Awareness organization Cover The Athlete (#CoverTheAthlete) created a video to show a world in which male athletes receive the same absurd interview questions and coverage as female athletes. The video quickly delivers a very different perspective on the questions female athletes are asked about things like hair, weight, and figure. They're questions that should not be asked of any athlete, regardless of their gender. Hence the name: Cover the Athlete. Sports reporting should be focused on performance and nothing else, although sometimes even that is difficult, like when a female reporter is asked to leave the sideline because her attractiveness is distracting the players.

Check out the video below. The request for a twirl wins the gold medal for being most offensive.

https://youtu.be/Ol9VhBDKZs0

Hopefully increased awareness will help sports fans recognize that the questions are unacceptable for anyone. In the meantime, we'll rely on heroes like Serena Williams who shut down a reporter for asking her why she's not smiling after a match.

Joe Jonas did a cover of Adele's "Hello," and it made everyone worried about him.

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Pop star Joe Jonas has a music crush on Adele, and no wonder. Her first single "Hello" is eating up the charts. And she keeps "calling" him:

https://instagram.com/p/9eQdzgj8OQ/

Som here he is doing a cover of the song. As a sad clown. It is weird. No one should get emotional while dressed as a clown. It just makes everyone uncomfortable. This is no exception.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqbOq8baAtk

Jonas' pipes sound great, though of course, not as great as Adele. Maybe that's why Clown Joe is so sad and creepy? If you want something cooler from a Jonas brother, here's Kelly Clarkson covering Nick Jonas. Powerful lady pipes FTW.

An actual reporter did some investigating into the Zola Story and found out the real truth.

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An actual reporter who writes for a real publication did some thorough journalistic investigating into the Zola Story and found out which parts of it were true. In a piece for The Washington Post, Caitlin Dewey talked to some of the parties involved, in addition to police officers and friends, to get the real-life scoop on that fated weekend in Florida. She discovered that that most of Zola's original telling of the story was true, with a few key exceptions. Here's a summary of her findings:

  • Z's real name is Akporode Uwedjojevwe, and he goes by "Rudy Uwedjo." This is his mugshot:

  • Jess claims that she never prostituted herself, but was only dancing (although her Backpage listing was unearthed).
  • Jess denies that Z took all of the money they made over the weekend for himself.
  • No shooting took place. There was a violent customer, like Zola claimed, but Rudy just called the police on him.
  • Jarrett never tried to commit suicide, although his relationship with Jess was fraught.
  • Rudy wasn't arrested for murder, but charged with "sexual assault, battery, two counts of trafficking, and two counts of attempted pandering with threat of physical force."
  • Rudy had forced other women into prostitution, and once raped someone when they refused.
  • Jess defends Rudy and thinks he's innocent.
  • This is Jarrett's Twitter account, where he's given his version of the events.

Expect another piece in a day or two with more discoveries, refutations, fake Twitter accounts, etc. 

Painting of history's greatest millionaire cat lady's feline horde sells for $20k per cat in it.

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When you think of a millionaire who's really into her cats, singer and Machiavellian squadlord Taylor Swift comes to mind, of course, but T-swift needs to bow down to the original cat lady, Kate Birdsall Johnson. In pre-Instagram 1891, Mrs. Johnson commissioned this oil painting of 42 of her feline friends, which was auctioned off today for $826,000.00 at Sotheby's New York.

Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty...

The painting, called 'My Wife’s Lovers,' was created by artist Carl Kahler and titled by Mrs. Johnson’s husband. (Yes, she had a husband.) Kahler spent 3 years completing this impressive work of art, 2.5 years of which probably involved perfecting a technique to hypnotize and/or sedate cats into sitting still. How long do you think it took the "hang in there" poster guy?

Sotheby's describes Johnson as a cat enthusiast, but that's a bit of an understatement—she had 350. They all lived in the lap of luxury, complete with their own servants in mansion on a 3,000-acre estate that all probably smelled pretty rank.  After her death in 1894, Mrs. Johnson made sure her beloved pets could maintain the lifestyle to which they were accustomed; she left them $500,000 in her will to buy kitty litter made out of diamonds and the bones of poor people. Probably.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7E3YjntTY0

If this painting sold for $826,000, just imagine how much your cat's memes will be worth in 100 years! The possibilities are endless (as is the concept of zero itself).

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