I'm practicing non-violence this weekend by sitting on my couch watching our nation's most violent sport.

January 19, 2014, 7:38 am

≫ Next: I have a dream that all colors and creeds will harmoniously blow off work and school on a random Monday in January.

≪ Previous: Sorry the weekend and I couldn't last longer.

$

0

0

---

I have a dream that all colors and creeds will harmoniously blow off work and school on a random Monday in January.

January 20, 2014, 6:01 am

≫ Next: Don't forget to honor MLK by copying and pasting a quote that he actually said.

≪ Previous: I'm practicing non-violence this weekend by sitting on my couch watching our nation's most violent sport.

$

0

0

Don't forget to honor MLK by copying and pasting a quote that he actually said.

January 20, 2014, 7:45 am

≫ Next: Books We Wish Existed: MLK Day Edition.

≪ Previous: I have a dream that all colors and creeds will harmoniously blow off work and school on a random Monday in January.

$

0

0

Books We Wish Existed: MLK Day Edition.

January 20, 2014, 7:51 am

≫ Next: I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.

≪ Previous: Don't forget to honor MLK by copying and pasting a quote that he actually said.

$

0

0

I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.

January 21, 2014, 5:13 am

≫ Next: I already can't wait until your story about the weekend is over.

≪ Previous: Books We Wish Existed: MLK Day Edition.

$

0

0

I already can't wait until your story about the weekend is over.

January 21, 2014, 8:35 am

≫ Next: People say that dieting is as simple as doing the math, but I was never very good at math.

≪ Previous: I feel bad for the flu if it has to spend time in my body.

$

0

0

People say that dieting is as simple as doing the math, but I was never very good at math.

January 21, 2014, 8:43 am

≫ Next: I miss hating the summer heat.

≪ Previous: I already can't wait until your story about the weekend is over.

$

0

0

I miss hating the summer heat.

January 21, 2014, 10:07 am

≫ Next: I wish the weather was as predictably uneventful as my sex life.

≪ Previous: People say that dieting is as simple as doing the math, but I was never very good at math.

$

0

0

---

I wish the weather was as predictably uneventful as my sex life.

January 21, 2014, 11:21 am

≫ Next: At least this weather prevents people on the street from starting conversations with me about the weather.

≪ Previous: I miss hating the summer heat.

$

0

0

At least this weather prevents people on the street from starting conversations with me about the weather.

January 21, 2014, 12:56 pm

≫ Next: Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

≪ Previous: I wish the weather was as predictably uneventful as my sex life.

$

0

0

Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

January 21, 2014, 2:01 pm

≫ Next: Sorry you're too tired from shoveling to have the sex I promised we'd have if you shoveled.

≪ Previous: At least this weather prevents people on the street from starting conversations with me about the weather.

$

0

0

Sorry you're too tired from shoveling to have the sex I promised we'd have if you shoveled.

January 21, 2014, 5:03 pm

≫ Next: My main objective today is to do less work than someone who doesn't even work here.

≪ Previous: Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

$

0

0

My main objective today is to do less work than someone who doesn't even work here.

January 22, 2014, 5:01 am

≫ Next: I would truly appreciate your advice on which ex I should make the mistake of calling tonight.

≪ Previous: Sorry you're too tired from shoveling to have the sex I promised we'd have if you shoveled.

$

0

0

I would truly appreciate your advice on which ex I should make the mistake of calling tonight.

January 22, 2014, 7:49 am

≫ Next: Finally, inspirational Instagrams that won't make you throw up in your mouth.

≪ Previous: My main objective today is to do less work than someone who doesn't even work here.

$

0

0

Finally, inspirational Instagrams that won't make you throw up in your mouth.

January 22, 2014, 8:01 am

≫ Next: Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.

≪ Previous: I would truly appreciate your advice on which ex I should make the mistake of calling tonight.

$

0

0

---

Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.

January 22, 2014, 9:03 am

≫ Next: Happy birthday to someone who looks old enough for neighbors to shovel their driveway.

≪ Previous: Finally, inspirational Instagrams that won't make you throw up in your mouth.

$

0

0

Happy birthday to someone who looks old enough for neighbors to shovel their driveway.

January 22, 2014, 9:53 am

≫ Next: Just an FYI, I can maintain an erection during the entire ordeal of removing every layer of your winter clothing.

≪ Previous: Thanks for still wanting to see me naked during the season in which my body looks the worst.

$

0

0

Just an FYI, I can maintain an erection during the entire ordeal of removing every layer of your winter clothing.

January 22, 2014, 12:08 pm

≫ Next: If Classic Movies Were Written By The Internet

≪ Previous: Happy birthday to someone who looks old enough for neighbors to shovel their driveway.

$

0

0

If Classic Movies Were Written By The Internet

January 22, 2014, 12:40 pm

≫ Next: Sorry my antidepressants make sex just as hopelessly discouraging as my life seemed before antidepressants.

≪ Previous: Just an FYI, I can maintain an erection during the entire ordeal of removing every layer of your winter clothing.

$

0

0

Sorry my antidepressants make sex just as hopelessly discouraging as my life seemed before antidepressants.

January 22, 2014, 2:01 pm

≫ Next: Here's to the anniversary of you leaving the womb during a time of year when I barely want to leave my apartment.

≪ Previous: If Classic Movies Were Written By The Internet

$

0

0