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Justin Bieber sings his hits, talks shrinkage during carpool karaoke.
Justin Bieber joined The Late Late Show host James Corden for a drive around Los Angeles, singing his greatest hits and discussing his now-notorious penis picture. Corden was as impressed with the picture as Bieber's own dad was, but despite the grand display, Bieber insisted that there was shrinkage à la George Costanza. The new best buddies bonded so much that they even pulled over to giver Corden the Bieber makeover, complete with a long hoodie and a snakeskin snowboard.
Watch Corden and Biebs dodge paparazzi, sing Alanis and Kanye, and talk tattoos:
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Jennifer Lawrence and Jimmy Fallon spoof late-night infomercials in 'Come Dance With Us.'
Two people that happen to look a lot like Jennifer Lawrence and Jimmy Fallon have been running PSAs about dancing every morning at 3 am. They really, really, really want you to come dance with them, and to pick up on their cool moves, like "Check the Door," "Bury the Nut," and "Peekaboo-A-choo." But it's most important that you remember to check the door.
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10 kids who are better with money than most adults.
These kids are so entrepreneurial, goal-oriented, and clearly focused on making fat stacks that they'll make you feel lazy. One day they shall rule over all of us, and we will grovel at their feet, clad in expensive shoes, begging them not to fire us.
1. Supply and demand.
2. A willingness to negotiate.
3. Life is hard, money helps.
4. Makin' bank.
5. Too good to actually work.
6. "Sent from my doomsday lair."
7. Bigger businesses have started with less.
8. First you get the money, then you get the respect.
9. He drives a hard bargain.
10. The American Dream.
(Homepage image via Flickr: Carissa Rogers.)
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Kylie Jenner has same reaction to idea of Kim Kardashian moving into her house as you would.
Kylie Jenner has a pretty sweet house for a teenager, but that doesn't mean she wants to share it with freeloaders like Kim Kardashian. In a new clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim explains to Kris Jenner and Kylie that her family needs a temporary place to stay while they get some remodeling done. Jenner responds, "Oh my god, I would have to make a run for it. Sayonara!" Then Kylie, who in February bought her own Calabasas mansion for $2.7 million, explains, "I would seriously stab myself." Will any charitable person take in Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from the street?
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Jenny McCarthy is mad Charlie Sheen didn't tell her he had HIV when she played his love interest.
Dissatisfied with spreading misinformation about autism and vaccines, actress and famed anti-vaxxer Jenny McCarthy has now moved onto voicing opinions about HIV that could be potentially damaging to people living with the diagnosis. On her show with Sirius XM Dirty, Sexy, Funny McCarthy talks about the fact that Charlie Sheen didn't tell her he had HIV on the set of Two and a Half Men. She played his love interest for 8 episodes in 2011.
Actors and actresses are supposed to disclose any communicable diseases prior to filming and McCarthy's got the herp, which she shared. She thinks Charlie Sheen was holding out on her:
I don’t even know how to feel about that. I’m like, ‘Wait a second. If I have to be upfront about herpes, how could you not be upfront about HIV? I look back and I’m like, ‘Okay, that would have been some valuable information.’ Look how many people have played his love interest on the show. I mean, not that you can obviously get it through kissing, but still that’s a big deal.
Playing his love interest on the show, even back in the day, I go, ‘Ick! That’s not fair. It’s scary.’ I have sympathy for him because, you know, he’s sick and it’s awful, but man he’s going to have some major accountability with many people in his life.
Charlie Sheen says he was diagnosed 4 years ago, so it's possible he was aware of his condition, but his publicist says he wasn't HIV positive at the time.
You are, of course, obligated to be honest with your sex partners to prevent the spread of STDs, and there are signs that Charlie Sheen was less than honest. However, Jenny McCarthy yelling 'ick' over the idea of kissing a person with HIV shows why people are scared to say anything. HIV is not transmitted through saliva, and fear-mongering about it only serves to make people living with HIV feel more alienated. She backpedals a bit and says, "not that you can obviously get it through kissing" but it sure sounds like she thinks you can. Once again, Jenny McCarthy proves she'd rather have people needlessly terrified than educated.
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This woman is trying to become the ultimate Barbie unless her body literally explodes first.
Blondie Bennett is a 39-year-old woman who has spent over $38,000 on her breast implants, which now measure at 30JJ, a size that sounds completely made up. Blondie says she wants to be a human Barbie. Well, she has competition. There are a lot of people trying to make themselves into Barbie, and most of them seem pretty self-aware. Like, they know everyone thinks they're crazy.
#thankyou@MisterOk2 4 the #sexy top off my #wishlist#pink#Barbie#doll#sexysaturdaypic.twitter.com/voYvnySbo2
— blondie bennett (@busty_doll) October 31, 2015Blondie Bennett don't care! Here she is proudly flaunting her "fake tits."
video preview from upcoming #bikini#fashion show viewers dress me #TittyTuesday#hugefaketits ty @Jedi_Uzumakipic.twitter.com/uzG5t1w4KB
— blondie bennett (@busty_doll) November 17, 2015Unfortunately, there's a dark side to joyfully exhibiting yourself for people's curiosity and arousal. Blondie has appeared on an episode of Botched, looking to make herself even bigger, and doctors didn't recommend it. She's too thin for the operation and the effects of the surgeries have caused epidermal thinning and symmastia, which is when your breasts start to merge together to create a more powerful super boob. Doctors say if she enlarges her implants anymore they might literally explode.
#SundayFunday up to no good #barbie#selfie#SinfulSunday#bimbo#titsonastick#lovemypinkoutfitpic.twitter.com/0n3nLJw43f
— blondie bennett (@busty_doll) August 2, 2015Aside from slowly degrading her physical health, Blondie has also attacked her mental acuity by undergoing hypnotherapy designed to make her more vacant. Much like a doll. She tells the Daily Mail, "People can criticize me but this is who I am: I want my transformation to be head to toe, inside and out." Hopefully, she will achieve her goal before collapsing in on herself.
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When a mosque was vandalized, a 7-year-old boy donated his most valuable possession to help.
After hearing that a local mosque had been vandalized, 7-year-old Jack Swanson of Pflugerville, Texas decided to empty his piggy bank to help with the cleanup efforts. The incident was deplorable; the mosque was smeared with feces, and pages of the Quran were ripped to shreds. Jack's mother, Laura, helped him empty the piggy bank and bring the $20 to the Islamic Center of Pflugerville. Mosque board member Faisal Naeem was touched by the boy's donation. He told ABC News:
Jack's $20 are worth $20 million to us because it's the thought that counts. Jack is just a little older than my son, Ibrahim. If we have more kind-hearted kids like them in the world, I have hope for the future.
7-year-old boy donates all the money in his piggy bank to a vandalized mosque https://t.co/NesBHEJr72pic.twitter.com/s45IMP8BBT
— ABC News (@ABC) November 19, 2015It sounds like Jack's gesture did a lot more than help the mosque pick up the pieces following the vandalism. Kudos to his mom for helping him make a difference. She's a lot more tolerant and wise than parents who freak out when their kids learn about other religions in a historical context.
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Feminist remix of 'Hotline Bling' calls out Drake for being a crazy controlling boyfriend.
It's easy to get distracted by the dorky dancing when it comes to Drake's hit Hotline Bling. But apparently there are words in the song, and once you sit down and listen to them, they're pretty frustrating. Drake is feeling all fragile and threatened because ever since he left the city, his ex-girlfriend "started wearing less and goin' out more." She "used to always stay at home, be a good girl," and it's totally his place to tell her to stay inside.
Artist Ceresia has remixed the song from the female perspective, with lyrics suggesting why a woman would leave that dude in the first place:
You and me, we just don’t get along
You made me feel like I did you wrong
Goin’ places that you don’t belong
Calm down, Drizzy. Trust that she can go out on her own and make good decisions.
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Adam Levine has a new giant back tattoo, new excuse for posting a shirtless photo.
Is your boss around? Because it's that part of the workday when you shamefully look at shirtless photos of Adam Levine. The Maroon 5 singer/edgy judge on The Voice shared a photo of his newest tattoo. It's a giant mermaid holding a skull, and it has a very under-the-sea-meets-scary vibe.
Levine captioned the photo, "If you ever want a tattoo and you don't get it from @bryanrandolph...you're nuts. He's the DUDE." He's the DUDE who brought you this photo you're looking at while feeling both aroused and disgusted when you should be doing your job. Now back to work!
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Josh Duggar being sued for sexual assault, is now involved in all possible sex scandals.
Former reality star and Ashley Madison user Josh Duggar has really done it all now, from cheating on his wife to admitting he molested his own sisters. Now he's getting sued by Danica Dillon, a porn star who came forward when the Ashley Madison scandal broke, saying she'd had consensual sex with Duggar that then allegedly turned into something else.
According to US Weekly, Dillon is now taking Duggar to court:
According to the court documents, which she filed on Tuesday, Nov. 17, Dillon claims that Duggar, 27, “assaulted her to the point of causing her physical and emotional injuries” on the two occasions that she said the pair had consensual sex.
Dillon alleges that the reality personality first approached her at a Philadelphia strip club back in March, where he paid her approximately $600 for lap dances. Afterward, Dillon claims in the documents, he invited her back to his hotel room, where she agreed to have sex with him for $1,500.
Things reportedly went awry, however, because Dillon alleges that Duggar “manhandled” her to the point that she “felt as if she were being raped.”
She's basically suing him for emotional distress. And money! $500,000 is what she's asking for now. That really doesn't seem like enough for the trauma of having sex with Josh Duggar.
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This town is taking on bullying with an unusual tactic: punishing the parents.
A new ordinance in Plover, Wisconsin, allows police to notify parents in writing of a bullying incident, and then ticket them if their kid is caught bullying again within 90 days. Including court costs, multiple infractions could amount to a fine of $124. This newly approved measure is modeled after a similar ordinance passed two years ago in Monona, Wisconsin. Plover Police Chief Dan Ault explained the reasoning behind the measure, and why it is intended to give parents consequences:
It's not the school's responsibility to raise the kids. It's the school's job to teach the kids. It's not the police's job to raise your kids. It's the parents job to raise the kids.
It's an intriguing tool to combat bullying. If there's one thing that makes parents super angry, it's when their children unnecessarily cost them money. But Chief Ault hopes the policy never progresses to the point of a fine:
If we can intervene before it turns ugly, that's when we can really make a difference.
Maybe this will also start conversations about bullying before it begins, and help parents think about their own experiences with bullying growing up. Occasionally adults realize the error of their ways if they were the one of the bullies in their school. Hopefully it makes kids feel empowered and unafraid to stand up to bullies.
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People are sticking their arm in a hole and getting mystery tattoos. On purpose.
People are sticking their arm in a hole and getting mystery tattoos as part of an installation by celebrity tattoo artist Scott Campbell. Campbell, a 38-year-old NYC-based inker, has tatted people as famous as Heath Ledger, Penelope Cruz, and Robert Downey Jr. For his latest project, an "installation and performance" titled "Whole Glory," Campbell has strangers sticking their hand through a hole in a fence while he tattoos them.
He doesn't see what the participants look like and tattoos whatever he wants on them. People who want to be tatted sign up via lottery, and Campbell takes a handful of participants each day. Here are some of the finished products:
It's like the artsy version of getting a drunk tattoo.
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In celebrity barfing news, Kelly Clarkson opens up (no pun intended) about crazy morning sickness.
Kelly Clarkson revealed yesterday that she's been suffering from really bad morning sickness. She joins Kim Kardashian, Adele, and Chrissy Teigen in the new celebrity trend of being super real about pregnancy. All the coolest A-listers are barfing while carrying babies, and if the trend continues, we should be prenatal projectile vomiting all over the runways next season.
You might remember that Clarkson dramatically blurted out her pregnancy news while on tour in the middle of performing a song about dads. Now she tells CBS News, not only does she have morning sickness, but "I'm familiar with all-day sickness. I have to get IVs and fluids because I get so dehydrated. It's really bad." But she says it's worth it to "pop out magical unicorns," aka babies, like her one-year-old daughter River Rose.
Which famous person will candidly explore the physical and emotional changes that accompany birth next? Let the sordid rumors begin.
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10-year-old's letter to the troops fighting ISIS has unexpected payoff.
A 10-year-old wrote a letter to American troops along with a care package with some of his Halloween candy. His mother helped him assemble the care package, and when she read his letter, noticed that it included some language not quite appropriate for a 10-year-old. But she figured it was harmless and sent the unedited version. An image of the letter became a hit when a military wife shared the letter, which her husband received during deployment overseas. Its language is indeed a little surprising, but the troops loved it and everyone else does too.
Here's the letter, which starts out sweet, and ends with some pure 'merica:
Dear Troops,
Thank you for your service. Me and my family are so thankful for you troops protecting us. Thank you for trying your hardest to protect our country. Good luck on killing those ISIS f##ks.
That's how you do it. That's how you stick the landing on a letter to the troops. The only way it could have been more patriotic is if an eagle dropped the care package out of the sky.
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A mom and dad texted their kids to say they buried the cat. 30 minutes later, they got a visitor.
Eric Schmidt posted the Zola of animals stories on his Twitter account Tuesday, following the emotional rollercoaster his family was taken on by their beloved pet, Kitty the Cat. Kitty, a 7-year-old pastel Calico, had been missing from the family home in Indiana overnight, when Dad texted the bad news they'd been dreading.
RIP Kitty. Unless...
Gotta respect Dad's chill. He goes straight to the logical choice, "That was someone else's cat," and not "Holy $#&@ Pet Cemetery is real!"
Eric's mom Cheryl Schmidt told Someecards, "She came home about 30-45 minutes after the burial, so I was still pretty emotional and trying to start dinner, and my husband goes 'I don't know how to tell you this but we buried the wrong cat.'"
We've all suspected cats are evil geniuses, but Kitty faking her own death to mock her family's tears and eavesdrop on their heart-felt eulogies, thatis next level. Schmidt continued: "She walks in and I'm crying and scoop her up in my arms. Then we fed her and she promptly puked on the wood floor."
That's right Kitty, show them what they've missed.
Best of all, this real-life Pet Cemetery reboot has a dramatic twist ending...
AHH TWIST! Great news for everyone, except the rabbit, this story has a happy ending! Kitty is home safe, and to ensure there won't be a sequel, she's been micro-chipped and forced to wear a collar.
Even though Eric's mom specifically told him NOT to tell the world, we're really glad he did.
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