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Apple told a widow she needed a court order to get her late husband's password.

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Kafka may not have been familiar with what a trip to the Apple store entails, but this incident could've been a subplot in The Trial.

In August, Peggy Bush's husband David died from lung cancer. As Bush told the CBC, she was able to gain access to pensions, benefits, and "all kinds of things from the federal government," but then she ran into a seemingly simpler problem. The 72-year-old did not know and could not figure out the Apple ID password for her and her husband's joint account, which her iPad was suddenly requesting. Bush, who merely wanted to play a card game she'd previously purchased, enlisted her daughter Donna to help her talk to Apple.

At least she knows the iPad passcode.

First, Apple requested David's will and death certificate. Then two months with no password passed. "I finally got someone who said, 'You need a court order,'" Donna said. After writing a letter to Tim Cook, Donna received a call from customer relations who said that a court order is their policy in a situation like this.

Spending 20 minutes retrieving a password doesn't sound so bad now.

After the Bush family got the CBC involved, Apple agreed to work out this "misunderstanding" sans court order. As of now, Peggy still does not know the password for the Apple ID, which hopefully does not turn out to be something incredibly obvious.


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'The Daily Show' breaks down last week's Republican and Democratic debate brawls.

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The Republican and Democratic debates last week were among the last before the primary election begins in earnest, and now The Daily Show has helpfully condensed them into just a few minutes. (Can you believe it? After a year of campaigning, candidates are actually going to be subject to votes soon instead of asking America to passively pretend that Martin O'Malley has a shot!) Whether you didn't watch—hey, the NFL playoffs were on—or just blocked it from your memory, Trevor Noah and the Daily Show correspondents are here to fill you in. It's got everything you missed—including the most impressive thing Donald Trump has done since he put his name on every tall building in Manhattan.

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/gfm69z/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah-breaking-down-the-debates

Snoop Dogg narrated otters fighting a crocodile for nature doc parody 'Plizzanet Earth.'

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A year ago, Jimmy Kimmel Live teamed up with Snoop Dogg to create “Plizzanet Earth,” a parody of the popular BBC miniseries Planet Earth. In this installment, Snoop narrates an encounter between otters and a crocodile. He was likely stoned while recording the narration, as he is during most of his entertainment appearances

Snoop Dogg narrating 'Planet Earth' is what this world needs.

Posted by Pigeons and Planes on Thursday, January 14, 2016

It would be phenomenal to hear Snoop narrate nature documentaries with added special effects, like the one with crocodiles that can shoot lasers. In fact, Snoop should do the narration for all nature documentaries. It would truly make the world a better place, and it would also introduce some needed competition to a few soft-spoken British gentlemen that have cornered the narration market.

Channing Tatum is Instagramming his wife again and it's time to admit you'll never bang him.

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On Monday, actor and general lust-object Channing Tatum posted two pictures of his wife Jenna Dewam-Tatum on Instagram, earning the title of Sweetest Husband while simultaneously breaking the hearts of everyone who secretly hoped they might one day have a chance with him. 

The first picture is an arty shot showing Dewam-Tatum looking casually perfect while chilling in a car. The caption says it all: "It's not hard to take a beautiful picture of this magical creature. But I thought this one was special."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BArGjzmACAn/

In fact, it's so easy to take a great picture of Jenna Dewam-Tatum that he posted another gorgeous one just a while later. Check out that caption, too.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BArHyRtACCB/

The couple, who met in 2006 while filming Step Up, wed in 2009 and had their daughter Everly in 2013. And if you've had a chance to watch Dewam-Tatum do her Magic Mike "Pony" routine on Lip Sync Battle, you'll already know that, nope, you don't have a chance. So you might as well just be happy for them, dammit. 

You Are Dog Now is the Twitter account that will introduce you to your dog doppelgänger.

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Adam Driver has a doppelgänger animal, and it's only fair that you get one, too. A new Twitter account, @YouAreDogNow, matches people with their dog soulmates. All you need to do is send a picture, and you will be introduced to your dog doppelgänger (also known as a dogpelgänger).

The dog whisperer behind the account either has access to an impressive array of stock photos or an impressive array of dogs.

It's 101 Dalmatians IRL.

The resemblance is uncanny:

https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689538195680137216https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689535301589401600https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689532065335771136https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689498648275582976https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689332403949551616https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689257565427900416

Dogs do, in fact, have a wide range of expressions:

https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689494818796400640https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689470872529178624https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689464066285240321https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689458237247066113https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689542695245615104https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689279940508831744

They can even recreate poses:

https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689278679101255680https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689278071220797442https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689276757040443392https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689261039855091712https://twitter.com/YouAreDogNow/status/689258662221623296

Oreo-smuggling kid shows how to get away with the perfect crime in 10 seconds.

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Every once in a while, the Internet uncovers a child who seems sweet and innocent but is secretly an evil genius plotting world domination. In the video below from AFV, one such kiddo gets busted big time with a bag of Oreos. The toddler quickly and casually covers his tracks in a way that will make you wonder whether you even saw anything at all. The stuffed animals aren't snitching, that's for sure. They look scared to death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQmrrhViCgc

Wow. What an unstoppable mastermind. Catch this cookie smuggler and more pint-sized criminals this week on Law and Order: Pre-K Unit. (Seriously, though, TV executives...that's a great pitch right there. Make that show.)

Penthouse magazine to end its print version, so now you have to somehow find breasts online.

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Sad news for fans of jerking off 20th Century-style: Penthouse is ending its print version and going web-only, just a few months after Playboy announced that it would stop publishing photos of naked women. The lad mag had a reputation for being raunchier than Playboy (it ran photos displaying women's pubic hair before Playboy did, back when a fuzz-covered muff met the legal definition of obscene), and will continue to be so online. The only difference is that now, you'll have to email them your "I never thought that this would happen to me" letters.

Now to find out "Female Ejaculate's Sensational Secrets" you'll have to Google.

Of course, the Internet loves porn, so Twitter comedians were on it:

https://twitter.com/trivialtony/status/688169963845062658

Alan Rickman wrote an eloquent thank-you note to J.K. Rowling for his part as Severus Snape.

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With Alan Rickman's passing, a lot of wonderful details have been circulating about his life and career, especially in regards to one his most famous roles from the Harry Potter series. As Severus Snape, he became wildly popular amongst young fans, who are digging up everything they can find about their favorite antagonist. In 2011, the Harry Potter series wrapped and Alan Rickman wrote a thank you to J.K. Rowling for talking him into the part. It was published in Empire Magazine for everyone to read and sigh over, and they shared it again on Friday:

https://www.facebook.com/empiremagazine/photos/a.120604487707.102899.84882342707/10153845007547708/?type=3&theater

It reads:

I have just returned from the dubbing studio where I spoke into a microphone as Severus Snape for absolutely the last time. On the screen were some flashback shots of Daniel, Emma, and Rupert from ten years ago. They were 12. I have also recently returned from New York, and while I was there, I saw Daniel singing and dancing (brilliantly) on Broadway. A lifetime seems to have passed in minutes.

Three children have become adults since a phone call with Jo Rowling, containing one small clue, persuaded me that there was more to Snape than an unchanging costume, and that even though only three of the books were out at that time, she held the entire massive but delicate narrative in the surest of hands.

It is an ancient need to be told in stories. But the story needs a great storyteller. Thanks for all of it, Jo.

Alan Rickman

Long story short, the J. in J.K. Rowling stand for Jo, and Alan Rickman was a classy guy. But, of course, we already knew that.

The 62 richest humans own half the world's wealth and probably most of the world's yachts.

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A new Oxfam report released on Monday states that the 62 richest billionaires now own as much wealth as the poorer half of the world’s population. That's correct: 62 individuals have as much wealth as half the people on Earth. The kind of wealth that lets people own sports teams. It's so much wealth that in some cases, the richest person in a country could conceivably alleviate poverty in much of their nation.

The discrepancy is getting worse, too. During the past five years, the rich got richer and the poor got poorer. The top 62 saw their net worth rise by more than half a trillion dollars, while the 3.6 billion people in the bottom half of the heap lost a trillion dollars.

Making it rain with their reign.

Oxfam's aim is to find solutions to end poverty, and their report was published to coincide with the start of the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, this week. Oxfam hopes that the disparity between the ultra-wealthy and the rest of the world can be remedied in part by cracking down on tax havens, promoting living wages for workers, and increasing investment in public services. Hopefully those requests can be heard from a fancy chateau in Switzerland.

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Don't mind me, I'm just a huge, improbably slow-moving avalanche.

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Mother Nature can be a bad, bad bitch, often creating harsh and dangerous conditions for the dumb people who choose to turn off the TV leave their houses—and yet Man seeks to control her, like with this avalanche. Why would they do that? Fortunately, the avalanche in this video from ZaoualiYoucef is far more relaxing than it is intense. Authorities intentionally caused the avalanche to prevent an unplanned one from suddenly sweeping over this road (and drivers) near Saxon, Switzerland. This wintry death trap is creeping along so slowly, it kind of looks like someone put too much soap in a washing machine, causing it to overflow with suds.

Watch it here and then pull a blanket over your head until March:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmRjkIzWkRs

How much better would this video be with a baby polar bear surfing on top? Just sayin'. 

Get one of these insane milkshakes because your New Year's resolution failed anyway.

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Some people want to die in their sleep or surrounded by their loving grandchildren, but if you have a crazy big sweet tooth, this is how you're gonna wanna go out: death by milkshake. Black Tap, a craft burger and beer restaurant in NYC, is selling these insane milkshake creations overflowing with every sugary substance imaginable. These shakes are guaranteed to blow up your Instagram and your arteries.

https://www.instagram.com/p/96ZJ7uMEKy/https://www.instagram.com/p/-1tM-EFQhZ/https://www.instagram.com/p/9Tk2LkMEMw/?taken-by=blacktapnychttps://www.instagram.com/p/-zBXGZFQoL/https://www.instagram.com/p/BATHFAzsEAI/?taken-by=blacktapnychttps://www.instagram.com/p/_0GZdvnkhN/

They also serve the classics for the purists out there complaining. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAk7c7XMEDZ/?taken-by=blacktapnyc

MUST. HAVE. MILKSHAKE.

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David Bowie hilariously turned down doing a song with Coldplay because he said it sucked.

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David Bowie, the visionary rock god, turned down collaborating with Coldplay, that band your douchiest boyfriend liked, because he thought that the song they had written for him wasn't very good. Of all the fantastic artistic choices Bowie made in his final years, or any years, this is among the best. Perhaps most amazingly, this anecdote comes directly from the horse's mouth, or at least the horse's drummer. As Coldplay drummer Will Champion told the music journal NME:

The Coldplay lads once tried contacting Bowie to see if he would consider collaborating with them on one of their songs in which they had a "David Bowie-type character". 

Singer Chris Martin sent him a letter asking him to be involved and, according to a smiling Will Champion, Bowie replied, "It's not a very good song, is it?" Coldplay's reaction was to not be overly phased – Champion notes, "He was very discerning – he wouldn't just put his name to anything. I'll give him credit for that!"

Bowie consciously uncoupled himself from that quickly, didn't he?

Gay men touch vaginas for the first time and learn that they don't have teeth. (SFW)

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Gay men were asked to touch vaginas for the first time, and they mostly liked it! Not enough to, like, change their sexual orientation or anything, but they thought vaginas were nice enough while still being totally sexually unappealing! Hot on the heels of lesbians touching penises for the first time comes this equally heartwarming (and totally safe for work) video from BriaAndChrissy, showing gay men figuring out where the clitoris is and wondering if they're going to "fall into it." They don't, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSsu1SFbjO0&feature=youtu.be

Also, as before, still gay. 


The Oscars responded to Jada Pinkett Smith's #OscarsSoWhite boycott. Many aren't satisfied.

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Hours after actress Jada Pinkett Smith and director Spike Lee said they would be boycotting the Oscars this year due to a lack of nominations for people of color, the Academy offered a rare response to the controversy. In a statement that Academy President Cheryl Boone Isaacs published to Twitter, Isaacs apologized on behalf of the Oscars and promised that she would review the Academy's recruitment policies for its voting membership.

https://twitter.com/TheAcademy/status/689287654492377089

The statement reads in full:

I’d like to acknowledge the wonderful work of this year’s nominees. While we celebrate their extraordinary achievements, I am both heartbroken and frustrated about the lack of inclusion. This is a difficult but important conversation, and it’s time for big changes. The Academy is taking dramatic steps to alter the makeup of our membership. In the coming days and weeks we will conduct a review of our membership recruitment in order to bring about much-needed diversity in our 2016 class and beyond.

As many of you know, we have implemented changes to diversify our membership in the last four years. But the change is not coming as fast as we would like. We need to do more, and better and more quickly.

This isn’t unprecedented for the Academy. In the ‘60s and ‘70s it was about recruiting younger members to stay vital and relevant. In 2016, the mandate is inclusion in all of its facets: gender, race, ethnicity and sexual orientation. We recognize the very real concerns of our community, and I so appreciate all of you who have reached out to me in our effort to move forward together.

Some on Twitter, of course, said the Academy was playing the race card. But other people said that the Academy wasn't going far enough:

https://twitter.com/cinnamaldehyde/status/689354207816597504https://twitter.com/patrickhume/status/689292877344538624https://twitter.com/mspoet2you/status/689328156151513088https://twitter.com/thraenthraen/status/689471360121241600https://twitter.com/infoCinelandia/status/689294232935333892

The creator of 'Sex and the City' didn't want Carrie to end up with Big, either.

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In a recent Kindle Singles Interview, Sex and the City creator Darren Star said that he didn't think that Carrie Bradshaw, the show's main character (played by Sarah Jessica Parker), should have ended up with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Mr. Big (Chris Noth). In response, half the world's SATC fans yelled at their computers, "I KNOW, RIGHT?" It's not that he wanted her to end up with someone else (sorry, Team Aiden), it's that he would have preferred the show ended with Carrie single. He saw her romantic, happy ending as a betrayal of what the show was really, at heart, about—"that women don't ultimately find happiness from marriage." He clarified: "Not that they can't. But the show initially was going off-script from the romantic comedies that had come before it. That's what had made women so attached."

Happy they just won the Most Breakups In History Award.

Another SATC writer, Liz Tuccillo, told Elle in 2014 that the show ending with Carrie and Big together was a "big argument" (pun intended?) in the writers' room. She went on to explain, "We felt a big responsibility to end the show right. And by having every character with somebody, it means that ultimately, the show is about finding love in the big city and we're going to be optimists and say that everybody's found it."

Said Star, "At the end, it became a conventional romantic comedy. But unless you're there to write every episode, you're not going to get the ending you want." Well, we can all take solace from the possibility of a third SATC movie (never going to happen) in which everyone ends up single and alone. Perfect!

Here's why you look infuriatingly older when you take selfies.

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Dr. Rajiv Grover is a plastic surgeon who recently explained to The Telegraph that there are actual reasons why a camera phone adds seven years to your face when you take a selfie. Both the phone and the way it's held contribute to people being unsatisfied with the results of their photos, and bad selfies have even increased the number of patients seeking consultations from him for plastic surgery.

Despite advancements in phone-camera quality, Dr. Grover notes that these cameras are less-than-optimal for capturing your visage at close range:

A phone’s 28mm camera lens does exactly what time does to your face, enlarging the front of your face so that it looks bigger, as well as amplifying the features that get larger as you age. Add to that the fact that you tend to look down at your phone, which makes the skin on your neck and jowls look saggy.

Tenth time's the charm.

He goes on to explain that a selfie actually imitates the effects of aging:

Put simply, the classic selfie resembles the balance of an older face rather than a younger face. By taking away the beauty of the central triangle and exaggerating the central features the photo effects are actually mimicking the aging process itself!

Cheer up, though, because taking better selfies can be as simple as looking up:

A shot from above looking up stretches the neck, defines the jaw and distributes your soft tissue in your face more peripherally so that your face appears more balanced like it does in youth. 

There you have it. The selfie adds seven years, and the only way to overcome it is to have freakishly long arms that can hold the camera at an appropriate distance and angle. Having surgically enhanced arms would be much more interesting than any nip or tuck on the face anyway.

A fitness guru posted a picture of her stomach rolls and people are psyched that she has flaws.

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Anna Victoria is a fitness guru who writes Fit Body Guides and posts fitspirational pictures to Instagram. Basically, her life is fitness, fitness, fitness! She has almost 900,000 followers, and they go to her for ways to make their bodies look like this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/_DCXDCPh8G/

And to get excited about eating like this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/_90YOXvhyV/?taken-by=annavictoria

But on Sunday she posted the most inspirational fitness pic she could: of her "flaws."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAm8m9bvhxY/

The caption reads:

There are two reasons I want to share this with you ladies: one reason is because I want you to know having skin fold over on your stomach when you sit or to have "rolls" is not anything to hate or be ashamed of. The other reason is because while I say this, there have been times where if I ever found myself in front of a mirror where I am sitting and I see my stomach, I automatically think "ew!" because this is what society has conditioned me to think. Your stomach does not have to be perfectly flat to be healthy, your stomach does not have to be perfectly flat for you to love yourself, and your stomach does not have to be perfectly flat to be confident and beautiful and an all around amazing person. As a society, we shouldn't let physical characteristics set the standard for whether we deserve to love ourselves or not. Everyone deserves to love themselves, however I know that's easier said than done.
What's amazing to me and what I have witnessed with the fbg girls is most of the time they start learning to love themselves more on their journey not because of the physical changes, but because of the mental and emotional changes that come from dedicating yourself, pushing yourself, and seeing just how strong you really are. (what we call "non-physical progress" and is just as, if not more important than physical progress). That type of strength and beauty can only be seen and felt from within.

Anna Victoria's followers are going nuts for this evidence that their statuesque leader is made of flesh after all:

Other personal trainer types should take note that letting people see your vulnerable side will make them love you even more. And buy your book.

Toddler goes viral for being doppelgänger of Prince George. Even HE can't tell them apart.

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