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Little girl on her first roller coaster ride makes every known face of terror, then invents some new ones.

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As parents often do, Kira's mom took a video of her young daughter experiencing something for the first time—though rather than being endearing, Kira's first foray on a roller coasters was a disaster and a half. 

Young Kira, in a video uploaded to YouTube, began her ride with a naïve belief that the experience would be fun. Kira quickly realized she did not like this roller coaster, and the little girl spent the next 30 seconds constantly finding new ways to express her displeasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_VP-uKDBDw

Kira is every adult on the Monday morning commute. 

Penelope Cruz was not pleased that Savannah Guthrie called her feet 'ugly.'

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Today show co-anchor Savannah Guthrie asked Penélope Cruz about her so-called "ugly feet" during a chat on Wednesday, and Cruz was not pleased with the question. Guthrie even presented the idea by suggesting Cruz herself had used the word to describe her feet. And Cruz's face says it all:

https://youtu.be/U_NJnwqK81c

Oh hellllllll no. Cruz explained that she had described some tough wear and tear on her feet because she was a ballet dancer. And that's besides the fact that you should never tell a woman anything about her feet, and if you do, certainly don't do it on live TV. Instead, Guthrie could have gone with several other dumb questions such as "Are you pregnant?" or "Love your top; did you lose a bet?"

Barack Obama channeled Barry White to give Valentine's love to Michelle on 'Ellen.'

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President Barack Obama gave his wife/boo Michelle a special Valentine's Day message from the set of The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Friday, since he'll be spending Valentine's Day in California and won't get to see her. Standing atop a pile of rose petals, with Barry White music playing in the background, the president told his first lady how very much he ObamaCares about her.

He also promised to make her some zucchini bread and spread out some veggies on a plate just the way she likes them. We get it, guys, you're healthy. 

He delivered his message following a surprise video from Michelle, which started with "Surprise! Hi, honey! And hi, Barack!" Nice one, Michelle. 

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Strangers were asked to describe what sex with each other would be like, which is not a bad icebreaker.

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The Skin Deep arranged a few blind dates where strangers had to guess what sex with each other would be like. It led to some obvious answers, and a few that puzzled the theoretical partners, like one gentleman who decided to use a word that nearly everybody hates. It plays out like a head-to-head game of Cards Against Humanity:

https://youtu.be/5fdm6FpYcgY

All the single folks out there should try this on their next first date. Better yet, trick a friend into doing it by swearing that it results in successful sex.

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Watch this video of two best friends celebrating 71 years of friendship, then call your bestie.

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Kamari Copeland shared a video of her great-grandmother with her friend, which has everyone jealous, because the two ladies began their friendship in 1945 and they look straight up spectacular.

https://twitter.com/Kamaricopeland/status/696925447213420544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Taylor Swift and her crew have nothing on these ladies, who've been inspiring Twitter with their never-ending companionship.

https://twitter.com/ToriKelly/status/697116419092193280https://twitter.com/Caitlyn71233/status/696926504496791554

Friends tweeted it to each other.

https://twitter.com/CourtSays_/status/697133343846969344

Some were slightly more cynical.

https://twitter.com/nxosense/status/697118978494328834

Copeland was pleased and surprised by the positive reaction elicited by her great-grandmother and friend.

https://twitter.com/Kamaricopeland/status/697320960148402176

Granny went viral because she's amazing, as is her friend. 

https://twitter.com/Kamaricopeland/status/697512546601799680

What are Jane and Lil's secrets to looking so youthful? What wisdom do they have to share? After such a long friendship, they must have some good stories. They should start a tell-all vlog.

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15 humiliated guys who got put in the friend zone on social media.

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Are you in love with someone, but you don't have the guts to tell them except through passive-aggressive hints? Congrats bro—you're in the friend zone, just like these guys. Happy Valentine's Day!


1. A challenge indeed.

"His name? Uh, Tatthew."

2. Put a ring on it.

Officially weird.

3. Unsure of the meaning of "haha."

It's like she's had to say that before or something.

4. It's time to play the music…

It's time to cry yourself to sleep.

5. Long-distance friendzone.

You know, how friends buy each other teddy bears.

6. A truly modern gentleman.

Single, but not interested in your friends for some reason.

7. A subtle hint to his true feelings.

Just two friends, laying on a bed of roses, as you do.

8. Blind date.

But it's not a date, owing to a complete lack of romantic interest on her part.

9. A big step in any relationship.

They think of him as just a friend, too.

10. It's all the same.

Jeremy is not that guy.

11. A remarkable feet.

Nailed it.

12. Just a hormonally-charged, opposite sex-friend snuggle.

High school boys just love to kiss stuff.

13. No, you shut up.

Just think about how cool he had to act and not reply for 8 whole minutes.

14. You know, just saying.

A blow thoroughly softened with a smiley face.

15. You miss 100 percent of the shots you do take.

Agree to disagree.

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Mom has perfect response to anyone who judges her for feeding kids fast food.

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Never let it be said that Bunmi Laditan doesn't know how to be the perfect mom. The woman behind the Honest Toddler blog posted a photo of her child's dinner to Facebook, and though it looks like fast food, it's so much more. The inspirational photo and caption—which may be tongue-in-cheek—have been shared by over 86,000 people, and deservedly so!

Let her explain:

https://www.facebook.com/BunmiKLaditan/photos/a.1397535887160070.1073741827.1375076236072702/1681734432073546/?type=3&theater¬if_t=group_activity

She writes: 

Dinner is served! The chicken nuggets are organic, free-range, rescue chickens who communicated to me in chicken language that they wanted to die to nourish my children. I coated them in gluten-free almond meal and probiotics before baking them on a tray lightly sprayed with coconut oil and colostrum. Those aren't fries, they are rutabaga spears from my garden lightly fried in peanut oil from my peanut grove. The box was a craft I did with my children this afternoon while I was being mindful with them in our television-free living room. Those aren't grease stains on the box, they are tears of joy from my toddler. He's so thankful for every meal. Just now he said (tearfully), "Mama, thank you for giving me life during my homebirth and this delicious, homemade dinner. I love you, goddess." 

Okay, it really is just fast food. DEAL WITH IT, JUDGE-Y PTA MOMS.

14 awesome things to do when you're alone on Valentine's Day.

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If you're single on Valentine's Day, don't sweat it. Being unattached has so many perks. (That's why they have a holiday for love—because every day that you're single is a freakin' celebration.) Here are 14 things that are actually more fun to do when you're alone. Warning: After you read this list you might find yourself taking a vow to be single forever.

1. Take selfies.

A solo selfie sesh is the best. No one is around to ridicule you, and you can take 20-200 pics until you get a version of your face you don't hate. Plus you can caption it "Life is Awesome" or "Blessed," and no one ever has to know you're not having the best night of your life.

Woke up like this.

2. Sleep.

Spread out over the entire bed. All the pillows and blankets are yours for the taking. Now close your eyes and have sweet dreams about 1997, without some slob next to you snoring loudly and trying to F up your REM cycle.

https://www.instagram.com/p/8uWeLpm8HI/?taken-by=britneyspears

3. Sing.

Singing alone is the best. You have the sweet freedom to be as tone deaf as you wanna be. You get to belt out solos like you're Maria from The Sound of Music, only without all those damn kids or Nazis.

The hills are alive with the sound of night cheese.

4. Read.

If people think you're rude for reading your texts in front of them, imagine how pissed they'd be if you pulled out a big old novel. Use this treasured alone time to read something slightly longer than a tweet. Then later, you can brag to everyone about how smart you are.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBqJ75KKUKH/?taken-by=amyschumer

5. Online shop.

A night home alone is the perfect time to peruse the Internet for sales and splurges. No one's around to judge you for your purchases, so go ahead and buy a body pillow that's half a man's torso. In two days you'll be able to spoon with it like you're a really cuddly serial killer.

That moment when bae forgets to have a head or legs.

6. Dance like no one's watching.

No one is watching, because you're alone and you've wisely closed your blinds to peepers and creepers. Dancing is not only good exercise, it's also really fun, especially if you're alone. In the comfort of your home, you're free to do the running man or Macarena without any judgments or pervs grinding on you. (If you're too lethargic to dance like no one's watching, feel free to just watch Channing Tatum dance like no one's watching. It's the best.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBtfK-aCn3Q

7. Cuddle with your dog (or cat or tarantula—whatever you're into, dude.)

Your mom might want you to get married, but you know who would be really psyched if you stayed alone forever? Your pet.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBB9OawgBh6/?taken-by=kerrywashington

8. HAVE ALL THE FEELINGS!

A night alone is the best time to release all of those pesky feelings you've been burying down deep for the last ten years. A tidal wave of emotions is sure to scare everyone away. Good thing you're so, so alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHXmxrJmHr8

9. Exercise

They say workout buddies help you achieve your fitness goals, but you know what workout buddies also make you do? Work out. If you're a party of one, you can pump out a single half push-up and call it a day. It's still perfectly OK to snap a gym selfie and brag to everyone on Facebook that you totally worked out. (Hint: splash some water on your face for an authentically sweaty look.)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BANgu3RAfIp/?taken-by=adele

10. Binge-watch.

Watch every episode of every show ever made. No one's there to take away the remote, talk over the best parts, or shame you into changing out of your PJs. The only thing that can come between you and binge-watching 16 consecutive hours of ghost shows is your dumb job (and maybe bedsores).

The problem with making "Netflix" your emergency contact.

11. Take a bath

Treat yourself to a nice relaxing hot soak in the tub. No one's rushing you to get out of the bathroom, so feel free to stay in there until you're as wrinkled up as a groupie for the California Raisins.

Hi. I'm Bradley Cooper. I have no idea how baths work.

12. Binge-eat.

Eat as much disgusting food as you want! You don't have to share, or even use utensils. Just make sure that when you order enough takeout to feed a professional football team, you also get more than one drink. That'll throw the delivery person off your lonely trail.

13. Pick your nose

If you haven't picked anyone to spend your life with, good news, you can pick your nose as much as you want. (You sicko.) Is there a bat in the cave? No problem. Don't trouble yourself with leaving your couch to get Kleenex. No one needs to know how disgusting you really are.

Pick a winner, Brad!

14. Drink

Finally, if none of these ideas seem very fun, just have a drink or several. Problem solved (and created).

There you go: 14 kick ass ways to have fun when you're alone on Valentine's Day. See? You really don't need anyone else.

Really you don't.

Happy Valentine's Day, no one!

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Connor Rench lost 130 lbs. Now she's proudly showing off her stretchmarks to become a pageant queen and Instagram star.

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At her heaviest, Nevada hairstylist Connor Rensch weighed 271 pounds. Through a combination of diet and exercise, she lost 130 pounds. Now she's become an inspiration to others on Instagram, where she currently has over 37,000 followers.

Rensch looking SO FIERCE before a 2015 bikini competition.

In an interview with The Daily Mail, she said she's proud of her stretchmarks, since they're a reminder of how hard she's worked and how far she's come.

Rensch age 19, at 271 pounds.

Rensch was featured on the cover of People's annual "Half Their Size" issue in December 2014. In an interview with the magazine, she said, "From the time I was 6, I knew I was bigger than other kids. I was bullied and would sneak food into the bathroom so people wouldn't see me eat." Rensch told The Daily Mail that kids would routinely call her fat and ugly, and said,"When I was in sixth grade, a girl on instant messenger told me I should just kill myself." (WOW. THAT GIRL SOUNDS GREAT, hope they're still in touch!)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAsfcA6mc0S/

By the time she started high school, Rensch weighed over 200 pounds. She told The Daily Mail that when she sees pictures of herself from before her weight loss transformation, she feels sad, because she remembers how she struggled with depression and used food to cope. But at the same time, she's also really proud of who she was, and of how hard she's worked to become the woman she is today.

https://www.instagram.com/p/9tc9Dcmc_u/

Once she reached her goal weight, Rensch got up the nerve to enter the 2015 World Beauty Fitness And Fashion contest, where she wore a bikini for the first time ever AND won first place.

https://www.instagram.com/p/6akY95Gcya/

She told People that she saw a nutritionist and went from huge portions to six small meals a day, consisting mainly of non-processed foods. As for working out, she started with cardio, and then added in kickboxing and weightlifting.

Rensch's transformation video shows how she broke out of the self-hatred cycle.

In a transformation video she posted on YouTube, she says (well, technically she writes, not says, because it's on a sign) that she felt very alone, and struggled to understand why she was treated so poorly because of her weight, even though she knew she was a good person.

The best picture of all.

According to Rensch, the biggest change was emotional, not physical: "I was my biggest bully. Now I've learned to be kind to myself." This year she launched a new business, My Butterfly Journey. It's an online coaching service where she helps others learn to be healthy and kind to themselves, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poOekZC2qMI

This Pomeranian who falls asleep during a haircut is a good reminder to treat yourself to a spa day.

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Whether they're a human or a dog, everybody loves to have someone play with their hair. And sometimes, it's so relaxing that they nod off while it's happening. So it's no big deal that this Pomeranian fell asleep during its haircut:

 

The cutest customer ever.... LoL

Posted by Peace & Love on Monday, February 8, 2016

Dogs actually fall asleep while being groomed more often than you might think. Like these pooches:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6nys6RdBGo

"What? I was just resting my eyes for a minute." 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8voIlybwYM

Go home, poodle, you're drunk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeFwCBqZe3k

9 movies to stream this Valentine’s Day that will make you glad you’re single.

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Yes, Valentine's Day is on February 14th this year, like it is every year, and people will be rubbing their love in your face even more than usual. It's easy to feel left out, but the truth is, you're living the dream. Relationships are just a cesspool of difficulties and compromises.

These movies will make you feel relieved to be home alone:

1. Kramer vs. Kramer (iTunes, Amazon)

meryl streep kramer dustin hoffman kramer vs kramer

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a disastrous divorce with a brutal custody battle.

You are unattached! You don't have to deal with issues of a selfish partner or using a child as a pawn in this dangerous game that is life! You can just watch Meryl Streep and Dustin Hoffman fight it out, and then relax with some schadenfreude. 

2. Take This Waltz (Hulu, iTunes, Amazon)

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Both a beautiful tour of downtown Toronto and a melancholy portrait of a crumbling marriage, this movie will make you happy not to be wrestling with a domestic rut.

Michelle Williams and Seth Rogen are married, and then a hot Canadian guy gets in the way. Plus, Sarah Silverman is NUDE in this movie. You see the vagina she talks about in her standup.

3. Blue Valentine (iTunes, Amazon)

22 Movies That Will Make You Happy To Be Single

Michelle Williams! Crumbling marriage! Again! This one is a perfect companion piece to Take This Waltz, except this time she's married to Ryan Gosling instead of Seth Rogen.

It even has "Valentine" in it! You'll be glad that there are so many problems and compromises you don't even have to deal with.

4. Revolutionary Road (iTunes, Amazon) 

revolutionary road this movie pains me

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet are reunited in their first film together since Titanic, and this one also doesn't have a happy ending. This movie shows that a crumbling marriage can lead to fatalities, so you would be risking your life by being in a relationship right now.

Plus, it's exciting to see Leo kiss someone over 25.

5. The Wolf of Wall Street (Hulu, iTunes, Amazon)

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Back to a character which may or may not resemble Leo in real life. The characters in this movie are some of the worst people humanity has to offer.

If you are attracted to men, you won't be after you watch this movie. Dudes are monsters, and you're better off not having to deal with one. 

6. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Crackle, iTunes, Amazon)

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Love is fatalistic—we are pre-determined to make the same mistakes over and over again. If you're not in a relationship, you won't have to spend valuable time and money trying to forget it! You are doing yourself a huge favor.

7. Annie Hall (HBO GO, iTunes, Amazon)

Woody Allen| Annie Hall:

While watching Woody Allen movies is now tinged with guilt and shame, watching a relationship unfold and fail often feels comforting. The film is ultimately pro-love, so is not completely inappropriate for the holiday.

8. Gone Girl (iTunes, Amazon)

Another movie where marriage has a body count. It is a dangerous prison, and you can never know who to trust. This movie will make you proud to be alone, for your own safety. 

9. The Shining (iTunes, Amazon)

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According to movies, being married is the easiest way to get murdered, or become a murderer yourself. These married people are a menace to society—putting themselves and those around them at risk.

Happy Valentine's Day, singletons. Congrats on doing your best to stay alive.

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A bunch of 'SNL' legends joined Eddie Vedder to cover The Who's 'My Generation.'

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When they're not planning Grown Ups 3, the 1994 cast of Saturday Night Live apparently joins Adam Sandler on tour. And because he's likely light on material that incorporates both Deuce Biaglow and the male gigolo, earlier this week Sandler had David Spade, Norm MacDonald, and Rob Schneider onstage to sing the Who's "My Generation."

It was a task that threatened to overwhelm the heroes of such historic sketches as The Sensitive Naked Man—until Eddie Vedder showed up to, well, show them up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx-zKuLRqvQ

Wait, Spade actually did kind of kill it. The kids are alright after all.

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