The hardest I work is when I'm figuring out how to get out of doing work.

March 7, 2014, 5:01 am

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March 7, 2014, 8:52 am

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The hour we lose this weekend was the one when I was planning to go to the gym.

March 7, 2014, 8:59 am

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I'm as obsessed with you as Rust Cohle is with finding an ungodly mask-wearing cult practicing ritual child sacrifice.

March 7, 2014, 9:30 am

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My prediction for the True Detective finale is that you forget it's daylight savings and miss the entire thing.

March 7, 2014, 9:55 am

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Finally, a flowchart that helps you justify never going to the gym.

March 7, 2014, 10:16 am

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Nothing on True Detective is more disturbing and mind-boggling than the hotness of the women Woody Harrelson sleeps with.

March 7, 2014, 10:25 am

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Just a reminder for the weekend that Monday will be happening an hour earlier.

March 7, 2014, 10:52 am

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Happy birthday to a person I'm sitting in the same room with.

March 7, 2014, 11:13 am

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I hope flossing your teeth in the work bathroom wasn't impacted by the inhuman-smelling dump I took five feet away.

March 7, 2014, 12:11 pm

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Without True Detective you may have to solve the mystery of why your life is so boring.

March 7, 2014, 12:53 pm

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I hope spring break provides enough time to recover from a stressful semester of binge drinking and reckless sex with total strangers.

March 8, 2014, 5:01 am

≫ Next: I'm sorry daylight savings means there is one less hour to celebrate your birthday today.

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I'm sorry daylight savings means there is one less hour to celebrate your birthday today.

March 9, 2014, 5:01 am

≫ Next: Thanks for reminding me to change my clocks that change themselves.

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Thanks for reminding me to change my clocks that change themselves.

March 10, 2014, 5:01 am

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I'll be happy to give you my opinion of the True Detective finale once I read every review I can find.

March 10, 2014, 7:55 am

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A great relationship is built on supporting each other emotionally and cleaning up after yourself.

March 10, 2014, 8:01 am

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Based on who you picked as The Yellow King, I'm not sure I want your advice on my NCAA bracket.

March 10, 2014, 8:30 am

≫ Next: Congratulations on only having to rewind your DVR four times to understand the last line of True Detective.

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Congratulations on only having to rewind your DVR four times to understand the last line of True Detective.

March 10, 2014, 9:28 am

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Sorry the Yellow King got more action than you this weekend.

March 10, 2014, 10:01 am

≫ Next: I like Mondays because everyone is as unproductive as I am every day of the week.

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I like Mondays because everyone is as unproductive as I am every day of the week.

March 10, 2014, 10:33 am

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