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Usually cool-headed Internet freaks out over this woman who supposedly vanished during a live news report on Danish TV.

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The Internet is losing their chill over one woman who apparently vanished during a live news report on Danish TV. While a man is being interviewed by TV2's Sports Center show at an airport's baggage claim, a blonde woman—who stood behind him in the shot—appeared to go poof.

Take a look at the viral video, below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl-WUmiQBSc

In the video, some random woman pushing a baggage cart walks past her and then the lady seemingly vanished. Uncanny, but probably not evidence of paranormal activity, right?

In case you missed it, try to catch her "disappearing" in this GIF:

http://imgur.com/gallery/6zuT549

Since it was posted to Reddit on Thursday, some folks have suspected that the lady is a ghost or the whole spooky spiel is some sort of "alien activity." Other people assumed the woman just coincidentally walked at the same exact time as the woman pushing the cart.

According to Mashable, "if you look closely, you can see the blonde woman's blue jeans in the gap between the woman's arm and her body." 

Can you see it?

The TV2 video has over 4 million views and people are still freaking out about it on the Reddit thread. Meh, only the dumbest things happen in airports. But it's better to lose your luggage at an airport than your being, right? As one snarky top commenter pointed out, "So? Everything disappears in baggage claim."

What do you think?


Sensible people took over that stupid 'A4 Waist Challenge' for the sake of health and comedy.

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In response to the absurd A4 waist challenge that swept Chinese social media recently, people with a better grasp of beauty have called it out with their own variations on the hashtag. To quickly re-ignite your anger, this is an example of the challenge that women were initially posting and lauding.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC_kdbCkncf/

People would post photos with an "A4" sheet of paper (roughly 8 ×11 inches), the goal being to have a waist so tiny it could fit behind those minuscule dimensions. 

While too many women genuinely engaged with the challenge, a refreshing number of women, men, and non-humans took a more sensible approach to #A4waist. Their methods varied from outright mockery to thoughtful takedowns. And all were a win. Especially that pizza box one.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDDl203uUQY/https://www.instagram.com/p/BDEGznzF7YM/https://www.instagram.com/p/BDGA9TUyojp/https://twitter.com/Omri_Rawrlan/status/710574975581728768https://www.instagram.com/p/BDFy8Dok99X/https://www.instagram.com/p/BDD3Fbiu6bY/https://www.instagram.com/p/BDD3z8_PsCG/https://www.instagram.com/p/BDF4aq3GNK8/https://twitter.com/TheBeingHipster/status/710519380661051393https://www.instagram.com/p/BDFWt9MqKqW/

Hopefully all these people recycled their paper. Now sit tight until the next horrifying challenge hits the Internet.

Pet fox Archer dies of laughter every time he hears a puny human laugh.

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Instagrammer Kristina S. has a pet Arctic fox named Archer, which in and of itself is incredible because who knew it was okay to have pet foxes. Though there doesn't seem to be much of a bar for pet foxes since, you know, they're not ideal pets, Archer seems to be a pretty chill one. It's endearing how amused he is by human laughter. It slays him. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC6JiB_ywRn/

"When my boyfriend laughs, Archer laughs," Kristina captioned the video. What's the fox thinking? "Hahaha, this human is amused by the mundanity of life. ROFL. He knows nothing. Hahaha." 

Archer obviously has something figured out that humans don't.

https://www.instagram.com/p/msYFa2ywRd/?taken-by=krizzles

Archer appears to have it together more than Kristina's husky, Luna, who is so pleased with how she can play with a piece of fabric.

https://www.instagram.com/p/yQm6eZywSk/?taken-by=krizzles

What Archer thinks about dogs' intelligence level:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BC6JiB_ywRn/?taken-by=krizzles

Please keep laughing at people, Archer. It's very weird and cute.

Delaware man commits vehicular metaphor by driving through a Trump sign, but then police read into it.

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On Wednesday, one seemingly frustrated motorist drove off the road to purposely smush a Donald Trump campaign sign with his truck. 20-year-old Julien Thomas Schuessler posted the video to Facebook with the title “I love having a jeep (sic) sometimes.”

Watch the video and do try to appreciate the intrinsic metaphor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvPfjewd_jU

Naturally, netizens loved the video of the Delaware native plowing through the Trump sign. As one person summed up in a comment on the post, "You're literally my favorite person ever.” 

Schuessler’s video went viral, garnering over five million views since he first posted it on Facebook. Of course, the downside of creating a viral video of yourself vandalizing property is that the authorities may find you and make you you pay.

The Wilmington Police initially tweeted that they were investigating the crash and then charged Shuessler for reckless driving. Well, there goes the people's champ.

Cops use the Internet too, shocking.

https://twitter.com/WilmingtonPD/status/710193329225527296?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/WilmingtonPD/status/710290429036601344?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/WilmingtonPD/status/710291339922030592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

The young man told WCET that the incident was well worth it. “I did what I felt was morally right." He added: “Spread love, not hate.”

This is the exact kind of thing Scumbag Steve would probably love.

A Willy Wonka-themed restaurant is coming, much to the delight of your inner child, inner thighs.

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It's a good thing calories don't count on vacation, because a new Willy Wonka-themed restaurant is coming to Universal CityWalk. That's right, if you're sick of eating at all the other themed restaurants CityWalk has to offer, this is a whole new tourist trap dining experience to try! The Toothsome Chocolate Factory will be opening later this year, and it boasts all the sickeningly sweet desserts almost guaranteed to fill your mouth with cavities. The restaurant will have a Steampunk vibe that is destined to transport diners to a different time to achieve their sugar high.

Nothing makes me think of chocolate like smoke stacks and cogs

The restaurant menu won't just be sweets—it will feature steaks, burgers, pasta, seafood, salad, and an all-day brunch. Let's be real though, if you are stopping by Toothsome Chocolate Factory, you are there for some bomb-ass desserts. Toothsome basically allows you to live out your fullest Augustus Gloop fantasy, sans getting stuck in a pipe due to drinking out of a chocolate river. Warning, you may get a stomach ache just looking at these pictures:

No word yet if the snozzberries will taste like snozzberries.

Guy posts cautionary tale about ordering spicy chicken on a first date. The restaurant responds.

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It is normal to want to impress someone on your first date, but as one fan of chicken spot Nando's Peri-Peri, Jonny Smith, would soon learn—you shouldn't try to spice things up too quickly. Things went awry when Jonny tried to impress the girl he was taking out with the strangest dating tactic ever: disguising his plain chicken as extra hot chicken. Cause nothing gets a girl going more than thinking a guy can ingest spicy foods...right? However, not everything goes according to plan.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10156915832375227&set=o.7937537302&type=3&theater

Hi Nando's! I'm normally a big fan of your resteraunts so where better to take a potential suitor on a first date?

I picked her up, drove to my local Nando's (didn't charge her petrol money) and we got shown to our table and decided what we were having. All was going well.

I decided to go for half a chicken (plain) with chips and was even so kind as to order hers as well. Not many gentlemen like me about these days is there? 

As it was a first date and i was out to impress i asked to get an extra hot flag put in my plain chicken because i can't handle anything that is the slighest bit spicy and as we all know...

Plain = Lame
Peri Peri Spice = very very nice

(Feel free to use that on your next advertising campaign.)

Anyways back to the story.... our food arrived and there sat my 'plain' chicken with my extra hot flag stuck in it staring back at me in all its impressive glory! A chicken died for this meal but my god Nando's, you gave it the portuguese funeral that it truly deserved. 
Excellent service as always i may say, except for one little detail, it wasn't plain at all! It was EXTRA HOT! 

Look at my eyes Nando's! 
Look what you've done to me! 

I couldn't even speak let alone chat the poor girl up. I doubt there'll be a second date now....

Aw, poor Jonny! That's what happens when you try to heat things up too quickly. Still, it's kind of nice that he was able to rise above all the heartache and heartburn to give Nando's a free slogan.

Nando's took to Facebook with this heartwarming and very honest response:

Cock-blocked by a chicken? That's funny. Look on the bright side! If the spicy chicken did that to your mouth, you probably don't want your date to be around when it gets to the rest of your body.

Guess you can just "cluck" this one up to experience, Jonny.

Shakespearean tragedy has nothing on the story behind this image of Papaw alone with a burger.

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One Oklahoma Papaw was excited to see his six grandchildren during their time off on spring break, so he cooked up twelve Pawpaw-style burgers, and awaited their arrival...and only one grandchild showed up, Kelsey Harmon, who tweeted a picture of the spurned grill-master. Now, Pawpaw is the star of what may be the all-time saddest viral image of someone holding a hamburger, and it's tugging on the heart strings of nearly 130,000 retweeters.

https://twitter.com/kelssseyharmon/status/710257327031451648

Harmon's interview with Buzzfeed News revealed even more heartbreaking details, such as how "“he even made homemade ice cream, [their] favorite as kids.”

So I sit down and get a plate, but he waits because he wanted to make sure everyone else got plenty. Well about 30 minutes pass and he decides he’ll eat just one. An hour goes by and nobody shows. I could tell he was disappointed, but I made sure to stick around and hang out with him. We had a really great time.

Twitter's heart shattered.

https://twitter.com/hawaiinshirts/status/710506248785895425?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/TreMelvin/status/710529307144097792https://twitter.com/laurinahthot/status/710334076008280064https://twitter.com/domenicsoares/status/710463418399137792

Papaw's five no-show grandkids swiftly became the villains of the day, and received a torrent of death threats from the mob frenzy of online reactionaries, which, if you are famous on the Internet for any reason, good or bad, you unfortunately must deal with.

https://twitter.com/MsHustlee/status/710572632911941632https://twitter.com/FuckTvitterHoes/status/710336998838542336https://twitter.com/Lilrik_/status/710655192707014657https://twitter.com/meanpIastic/status/710460267839119360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Kelsey updated the situation, letting everyone know her Papaw was alright and asking Twitter to chill out with the talk of murdering her cousins.

https://twitter.com/kelssseyharmon/status/710486091564867584?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

With the pressure of the world watching, cousin Brock eventually did show up to beg for Papaw's forgiveness and attain citizenship in burger-town.

https://twitter.com/BHarmon_10/status/710525955274514432?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfwhttps://twitter.com/BHarmon_10/status/710538387006992384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

What's Papaw's reaction to all of this? Apparently he doesn't understand why or how it's gotten so popular, because of course Papaw is too cool to use or understand social media.

https://twitter.com/kelssseyharmon/status/710685174804054016

Kelsey told Buzzfeed, "he appreciates all the kind words and he is fine. He knows we all love him very much.”

It's good to hear that all is well in Papaw Harmon's burger kingdom. But someone has to pay. Who do you think deserves Papaw's punishment?

 

10 completely bonkers reality shows you forgot actually made it on TV.

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Ever since CBS introduced Survivor in 2000, America has been subjected to numerous reality TV shows, many of which were so bad they only lasted a season. Sometimes they only lasted an episode, and it's not hard to see why.

1. Mr. Personality (FOX, 2003)

This show had a woman choose from 20 bachelor contestants that were all wearing creepy-ass masks. Their masks actually looked like the movie The Mask, or maybe even "Phantom of the Opera." It was hosted by none other than Monica Lewinsky.

https://youtu.be/XkabRqtDjMw

2. Are You Hot? (ABC, 2003)

The premise of this show was exactly what it sounds like. Pretty people walked on stage and got judged. That's it.

https://youtu.be/yzPCfT80u3M

3. Who Wants to Marry My Dad? (NBC, 2003)

Kids picked out a new bride for their father, what could go wrong? Plenty, if you've ever let a child dress themselves, choose what they want to eat for dinner, etc. This show is so old that challenges for narrowing contestants were delivered via fax (seriously).

https://youtu.be/tkr3v021Ljg

4. Bridalplasty (E!, 2010) 

Something old (her face), something new (plastic surgery), something borrowed (self-esteem), something blue (bruises after surgery). Brides were given plastic surgery to "fix" themselves before the big day. 

https://youtu.be/5gR2s6G_-3c

5. Britney and Kevin: Chaotic (UPN, 2005) 

You already know how the marriage turned out, but you may have forgotten about the reality show from Britney Spears and her ex, K-Fed.

https://youtu.be/VTQkziJTU-s

6. Kid Nation (CBS, 2007) 

Kid Nation made a bunch of kids live on their own, much like Lord of the Flies. They had to run a town without any help from adults. Thankfully the show was canceled before their society broke down and a pig's head ended up on a stick.

https://youtu.be/kON8qdWdho4

7. The Swan (FOX, 2004)

Borrowing from The Ugly Duckling, this show gave a full makeover to someone deemed unattractive. Not surprisingly, TV critics found the concept appalling, sexist, and evil. Much like lots of the reality shows FOX was churning out from 2003 to 2004. The kicker: the show was created by a woman (Nely Galán) who wrote an accompanying book called The Swan Curriculum

https://youtu.be/6xnpnSiSq5A

8. Who's Your Daddy? (FOX, 2005) 

A woman who was given up for adoption was placed in a room with 25 men, and if she could pick her real dad, she won $100,000. FOX only released the pilot, and the remaining five episodes never aired.

https://youtu.be/qm7rVQVyAQw

9. My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance (FOX, 2004)

Two contestants were offered $250,000 for themselves and $250,000 for their families if the woman could convince her family she was marrying a big fat slob. This show had a bunch of big fat obnoxious twists, like she didn't know the guy was an actor, and his family was a bunch of actors too.

https://youtu.be/SnXcYKmHUCM

10. Boy Meets Boy (Bravo, 2006) 

The concept of the show sounds progressive: a gay man is choosing from 15 potential mates. What he didn't know was that some of those 15 contestants were straight, and if he chose a straight guy at the end, he wouldn't win any money. Oddly, this was a show Bravo produced following their hit Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

https://youtu.be/uzKd_XloB38

All those gems made by FOX from 2003 to 2004 mean there were probably even worse pitch ideas that never got produced. Shudder. 


Article 35

A $100 trip to the grocery store means very different things to these real shoppers.

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The Simple Dollar, a website dedicated to helping people struggling with debt and bad spending habits, gave $100 to eight folks of different ages and incomes to see what made it onto their grocery lists. People with families and strict budgets did an incredible job of maximizing every penny, while the young and single tossed dollar bills at items like $62 bottles of wine and nearly $50 worth of frozen pizza products. Say what you will, but Totino's pizza rolls are an important part of your college diet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaMxRqSHUTU

The $62 wine guy likely realized he could keep whatever he bought with the money and splurged, which is smart shopping in its own devious way.

Miley Cyrus shows off how flexible and sane yoga makes her in Instagram videos. She's at least one of those.

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When she's not posting photos ofimpeccably decorated weed paraphernalia or embarrassing pictures of former child stars/drug addicts, Miley Cyrus is doing yoga. To prove that that is the case, Miley posted high-speed videos of her in her daily practice, writing, "Gotta do yoga not for my body but for my mind! DO YOGA or GO CRAZY!"

Great advice, yoga keeps you sane. If you consider Miley Cyrus sane. 

She is indeed very bendy, and it's cool to have a peek at the workout that makes her comfortable enough in her body to never wear clothes. Miley has the skills to be a professional yogi, but unfortunately her voice is the opposite of relaxing. Anway, here's the series so you can party and namasté. 

Sun Salutation (Surya Namaskara)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDDjuixQzN1/?taken-by=mileycyrus

Wide-Legged Forward Fold (Prasarita Padottanasana)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDDkV7TwzO9/?taken-by=mileycyrus

Sitting Half Spinal Twist (Ardha Matsyendrasana)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDDotr6wzHr/?taken-by=mileycyrus

Ashtanga final postures

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDDotr6wzHr/?taken-by=mileycyrus

She later shared this meme of her going into downward dog alongside dolls, telling the world she's not the crazy party girl she is perceived to be.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDEBZfJwzNh/?taken-by=mileycyrus

 

She can't stop, and she won't stop.

Friendship

Excessive selfies may actually make your face age faster, no matter how immature you look taking them.

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U.K. lifestyle blogger Mehreen Baig published a column in the Daily Mail detailing the trials and tribulations of her 50-selfie per day habit, which she claims is causing her face to look like the Crypt Keeper's.

Surprisingly, her claim was given validity by New York's The Center for Dermatology, Cosmetic & Laser Surgery, which suggested the High-Energy Visible (HEV) light emitted by phone and computer screens can cause "dryness, inflammation, wrinkles and uneven pigmentation."

Baig's piece explains:

Research shows that it generates the same amount of reactive oxygen species (ROS) in the skin as UVA and UVB light combined, preventing skin repair and leading to ageing.

Although scientists are still investigating the effects, they do know that HEV light penetrates the skin more deeply than UV rays.

Studies on the way HEV impacts DNA also suggest that it could accelerate photoaging - the skin damage commonly associated with exposure to sunlight.

Baig, 26, whose symptoms ranged from "freckles on [her] cheeks to larger pores than usual to dark circles under [her] eyes," found out just how much older her selfies made her look during a dermatologist consultation.

Heart beating, I waited for the answer to the question: How old is my skin?

'Your skin is somewhere in the aged 25-30 bracket,' [the doctor] explained.

Although I was secretly hoping he would say it's in the 20-25 bracket, it wasn't the worst possible outcome.

But it turned out my relief was premature.

Dr Zokaie informed me that my skin has indeed been damaged by HEV light, and a lot of the damage is still under my skin, not yet visible to the naked eye. 

Not bad, though 25-30 is considered 60-65 for women in the entertainment industry.

One way to make sure your face never looks above 20-25 years old is wearing this cool iron mask every day. Beneath it, you will remain beautiful forever.

David E. Bank, the Center for Dermatology's director, doesn't think you should freak out: serious skin damage from your phone and computer screens is theoretically possible, but concrete evidence has yet to be been found so far.

If you're truly worried, he recommends slapping some sunscreen chockfull of "zinc oxide and titanium dioxide" on that face to block light of all wavelengths.

Interesting, the Crypt Keeper also hates sunlight.

The top 42 tweets of the week as picked by someone who spends all of his time on Twitter.

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This week, President Obama nominated a Supreme Court justice, to which Senate Republicans responded by sticking their fingers in their ears and loudly humming. Twitter rolled out its long-dreaded "Best Tweets First" algorithm to raspberries and shrugs. And yesterday we celebrated St. Patrick's Day with day drinking and/or pinching. All this, plus jokes about hostage negotiators, guns, guitars, guys named Jonathan and more, in the top 42 tweets of the week!

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https://twitter.com/TheDreamGhoul/status/708626182095241216

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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/708636670090825729

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https://twitter.com/briangaar/status/710633911605284864

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https://twitter.com/lurie_john/status/710492496212725760

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http://twitter.com/ieatanddrink/status/709177599138861057

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https://twitter.com/hannibalburess/status/708949151120121856

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https://twitter.com/Coffinsyrup69/status/709946953145131008

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http://twitter.com/brendohare/status/577868861967482881

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http://twitter.com/NoahPwich/status/709580592472412160

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https://twitter.com/Kalarlis/status/709462033918341121

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https://twitter.com/trouteyes/status/710002114207072256

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https://twitter.com/philyuck/status/710293267301011456

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https://twitter.com/kylekinane/status/710456553124569088

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https://twitter.com/imteddybless/status/710156245756473344

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https://twitter.com/Michael1979/status/710196397929308162

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https://twitter.com/hippieswordfish/status/710107497764225024

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http://twitter.com/BRANDONWARDELL/status/710685063164198912

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https://twitter.com/KyleMcDowell86/status/708384759479558144

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https://twitter.com/theshrillest/status/708692445463072769

20.

https://twitter.com/AndyKindler/status/709933871479988224

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https://twitter.com/behindyourback/status/710313694891286528

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https://twitter.com/rebeccawatson/status/710534318708273153

23.

http://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/708758438575284224

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https://twitter.com/mallelis/status/709887307898204161

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https://twitter.com/botandy/status/710406054333583360

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https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/710200984748822528

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https://twitter.com/TriciaLockwood/status/707729886580965376

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https://twitter.com/danagould/status/708319985320353797

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https://twitter.com/Legendemic/status/710168239289081858

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https://twitter.com/KevinSussman/status/706917001927598080

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http://twitter.com/TommyMcNam/status/709143057136943104

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https://twitter.com/CaitTRobertson/status/709086038820577281

33.

https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/status/710201523339456512

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https://twitter.com/lazerdoov/status/710272796622884864

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https://twitter.com/sageboggs/status/709931766899982340

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https://twitter.com/Kyle_Lippert/status/709575993887952896

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https://twitter.com/joanofdarkness/status/709169267841880065

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https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/709913593429397504

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https://twitter.com/AliciaHawkes/status/710157485210935296

40.

https://twitter.com/tedleo/status/710493995588329473

41.

https://twitter.com/lanyardigan/status/709941604786765825

42.

https://twitter.com/pale_teen/status/710294027308900352

Once you read the note, it makes perfect sense why someone taped a condom to this car.

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On Wednesday, a parking-challenged driver in Aberdeen, Scotland received a thoughtful note from a stranger, who offered a piece of advice.

This terrible parking job would not go unnoticed.

Redditor putsomecolourson, who posted the photos, wrote:

"The car in the photo parked directly in front of another car blocking it in. The driver of that car then spent around 15 minutes or doing an Austin Powers trying to get out. When I came back, that note was left!"

The happy face is really the kicker.

The note reads:

Nice parking :)

Please don't reproduce.

Regards,

Humanity

And it seems Humanity was nice enough to include a condom with the note, to make not reproducing easier. Although who knows if someone with parking skills this bad is actually getting laid.


Article 28

The 32 most painfully awkward wedding photos of all time.

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Like the search for the person you're going to marry, taking a good wedding photo is all about the timing. Weddings are prone to huge disasters, but more often, the ancient ritual is interrupted by cringeworthy coincidences and terrible jokes. But that's the beauty of weddings—a professional photographer is there to capture whenever things go even slightly wrong. Here are the most awkward wedding photos in Internet history.:

1. "You may now kiss the bride" does not specify where.

Only the best Best Man would turn into a chair.

2. A meme-able mood.

The happiest day of their lives!

3. Jaden Smith as the Less Dark Knight at Kimye's nuptials.  

Jaden Smith wore a white batman costume to Kim and Kanye's wedding
It's bad luck to wear white to a wedding, unless you're Batman.

4. Booby trap.

The bridesmaid on the left wasn't ready to get to second base.

5. They found love in a hopeless place. 

A supermarket marriage.

6. Come on baby, light my fire.

Straight out of "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

7. The naked bikers are foreshadowing their wedding night.

Ride on.

8. This op-dick-al illusion.

Getting dressed before my wedding. Only noticed the belt after the pictures had been distributed.
It's his belt, calm down.

9. Horseplay.

Horseplay - Wedding
Foreshadowing?

10. The photographer fell mid-photo, but it was worth it for Art.

Hopefully not foreshadowing.

11. Cham-pain.

What happens if you wait until your wedding day...
Definitely foreshadowing.

11. The accidental centaur.

The modern bride must both centaur and contour. 

12. A perfectly timed reflection.

Perfectly timed wedding photo
Either he's a vampire who doesn't show up in pictures, or he's simply a really tough lawyer.

13. Big Brother is watching you get married.

Not Accepting It - Photos
And he is not having it.

 14. Karatying the knot.

I Do, Sensei - Wedding
The bride "waxed on, waxed off" the day before.

15. You may now kiss the groomsmen.

Contagion - Wedding
Must have been a fun bachelor party, too.

16. Hopefully the bride wasn't anal about it.

My sister cant even take a normal wedding photo...
Too much going on in the back.

17. The Father-Daughter Photo of Donald Trump's dreams.

Father Of The Bride - Wedding
Ew.

18. Professor Xavier and his X-Groomsmen.

At my brothers wedding
Show-offs.

19. Dat cat ass.

Wedding photo + outdoors + barn cat = awesome photobomb!
A total pain in the butt.

20. A Britney Spears/Kevin Federline-inspired wedding.

Classy wedding
Marriage is about compromise.

21. Honesty is the best policy.

Wedding Day - Wedding
Father-in-law at his finest.

22. Leg up? 

awkward wedding picture
It's an illusion, like love itself.

 23. Cheerleader couple brings it. 

May their marriage last forever, like the Bring It On franchise.

24. Some sixties sadness.

White Wedding - Behind The Awkwardness
The white foundation was discontinued, and you can see why.

25. Making "'Til Death" very convenient.

‘Til Death - Wedding
It's always the spouse.

26. Do you want to build a snowman?

White Wedding - Wedding
Hang in there, Joan.

27. The beauty of subtlety. 

The Wall - Wedding
It's so beautiful that their child will be able to see the moment they were conceived.

28. Can you dig it?

The Big Dig - Wedding
Digging their own graves.

29. Pastor Planker. 

My friend's brother's wedding photo...with their pastor in the background.
Jesus loves memes.

30. Face Swap, don't Wife Swap.

Trying to get an embarrassing face-swap of our wedding on the front page while my wife browses Imgur at work.
Still an attractive couple.

31. Tank topper. 

This is my favorite pic of me from my wedding. Yup...that is a tank:)
God Bless America.

32. Be the wedding cake you wish to see in the world.

This woman chose a lifesize fucking wedding cake sculpture of herself. Good luck with that one, guy.
Show him who's the Cake Boss.

Woman fined for allegedly dropping cigarette butt in town she never visited. She doesn't even smoke.

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This is the weirdest and most mundane case of mistaken identity ever. A bailiff arrived at the home of Emma Caresimo and ordered her to pay a hefty fine for dropping a cigarette butt in Wigan, England. The weird part? Caresimo lives three hours away in Wales, has never been to Wigan, and does not smoke.

Emma Caresimo was at home with her three-year-old son when a bailiff arrived and clamped her Volkswagen Golf. The only way the bailiff would remove the clamp was if Caresimo paid a £650 litter fine (that is about $941 US Dollars) for dropping a cigarette butt in the town of Wigan. Caresimo tried to plead her case to the bailiff, but he would not budge.

"I said 'I have never been to Wigan and I don't smoke' but he wasn't having any of it. He didn't believe me and said he'd heard it all before," she explained to the BBC. The bailiff simply handed her a torn half sheet of notebook paper that read:

9th Feb 2015

Market Place Wigan

Cig butt

No Court attendance

A cryptically written note on a torn up sheet of paper? Hm, That doesn't exactly sound like the protocol, but sure? The bailiff then valued her car on the spot for £3700.  Let's hope he is better at appraising vehicles than being a bailiff.   

The only time someone may have to plead she doesn't smoke in a court of law.

Why was Caresimo connected to cigarette butt at all? Apparently, the woman they were looking for had the same last name as Caresimo's maiden name, as well as the same birth date.

Of course, just seeing someone's last name and birth date seems like some sloppy detective work.  After all, "Smith" was Caresimo's maiden name...and plenty of people share birthdays.  George W. Bush and Sylvester Stallone are born on the same day, but no one is blaming Stallone for 9/11.

According to an HM Courts & Tribunals Service (HMCTS) spokesperson, the woman they were looking for was Emma Smith, who had an outstanding unpaid fixed penalty notice. Smith was in Liverpool, probably living it up and flinging her cigarette butts every which way without a care in the world.

"We prosecuted under this Liverpool address and have never issued any proceedings to a Welsh address or instructed any court or bailiff to visit a Welsh property," says Paul Barton, assistant director of operational services at Wigan council.

Well, someone done goofed! What happens in cases where no one wants to take the blame? You guessed it. Blame human error!

The HMCTS spokesperson said, "As a result of human error HMCTS wrongly took enforcement action against an individual with the same name and date of birth as an offender." She then went on to say, "We are deeply sorry for any distress caused by this regrettable incident and have arranged for the money to be refunded. We have taken steps to avoid this happening in future."

Would the real Emma Smith please stand up?

Diner who ate at a Zombie-themed restaurant refused to tip waitress for not looking 'normal.'

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waitress at Zombie Burger in Des Moines​, Iowa, had a less than stellar shift when a customer not only stiffed her on a $17.82 receipt, but also left a scathing and judgmental note, according to NY Daily News. "Tips are only for normal looking people," was the unhelpful message waitress Taelor Beeck received from her customer. 

Beeck—who looks like a human being—told WHO, "At first I felt really upset. I felt attacked. I almost felt like I was back in middle school all over again."

"I may look like a weirdo but I'm actually a very nice, decent person," Beeck said. 

Zombie Burger's parent company, Orchestrate Hospitality, couldn't care less about what Beeck looks like.

We believe that Zombie Burger is a place that celebrates individuality. We are in 100% support of our staff and we’re confident that our customers will be as well. She is an example of a great team member and we are standing by her.

It's a little baffling that Beeck's customer thought she looked strange when eating a meal at a restaurant that dishes out food like this.

https://www.facebook.com/ZombieBurgerDM/photos/pb.154441451284022.-2207520000.1458313683./1016636841731141/?type=3&theater

Not the mention the paraphernalia at Zombie Burger.

https://www.facebook.com/ZombieBurgerDM/photos/pb.154441451284022.-2207520000.1458313699./791137744281053/?type=3&theater

What was the diner expecting when walking into the restaurant? And anyway, what did the customer look like—a real-life Barbie doll or something? That would be even weirder.

Is Taelor Beeck weird looking?

Watch a 14-year-old Kylie Jenner meet her future boyfriend Tyga, who was already an adult. Ick.

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Kylie Jenner, 18, met her rapper boyfriend, Tyga, 26, when she was 14 and he was nearly 22. Yup, that's kind of gross! And, because Kylie Jenner has had her life televised since she was literally 10 years old, she was able to share clips this week from the Keeping Up With The Kardashians episode where the pair first met way back in 2011. It's like that guy who accidentally snapped a picture of Taylor Swift meeting Calvin Harris, but with much weirder implications.

The meeting occurred after Jenner helped book Tyga for her sister Kendall's 16th birthday party:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDCULPSsw1o/

He was apparently one of Kendall's favorite rappers: 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDCUMLrsw1q/

Kylie klaims that she didn't get her first crush on Tyga at this party:

https://twitter.com/KylieJenner/status/710271170625449984

But the massive amount of hair flipping that goes on in the first part of this footage says otherwise (Tyga is to the left of the camera):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFJ5RPHLdYQ&feature=youtu.be

Supposedly, Tyga and Kylie began dating when she was 16, and didn't go public with their relationship until she turned 18, which is, in fact, the age of consent in California. And then several years later, Tyga allegedly tried to pick up a 14-year-old girl via Instagram. It's the circle of life.

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