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The dog that had an awesome maternity shoot gave birth. Here's the newborn photo shoot of her 5 puppies.

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Oh, hey, remember that dog Lilica who had her own maternity shoot?

https://www.facebook.com/anapaulagrillophotographer/photos/pb.159173494257756.-2207520000.1459345081./553745148133920/?type=3&theater

Well, she's had her puppies, and now there are more adorable pictures to freak out over. 

https://www.facebook.com/anapaulagrillophotographer/photos/pb.159173494257756.-2207520000.1459344735./562867097221725/?type=3&theater

Anna Paulo Grillo, the photographer who did the maternity shoot, returned to her neighbor's house after Lilica gave birth and took pictures of the proud mama and her five wee babies.

https://www.facebook.com/anapaulagrillophotographer/photos/pb.159173494257756.-2207520000.1459344735./562873240554444/?type=3&theater

The puppies, four boys and one girl, will all go to new homes with relatives of Lilica's owner when they're old enough.

https://www.facebook.com/anapaulagrillophotographer/photos/pb.159173494257756.-2207520000.1459344735./562866377221797/?type=3&theater

And look, Lilica's already got the hang of breast-feeding in public.

https://www.facebook.com/anapaulagrillophotographer/photos/pb.159173494257756.-2207520000.1459344166./562865940555174/?type=3&theater

Kourtney Kardashian reacts to 'The People v. OJ Simpson' and David Schwimmer playing her dad.

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Kourtney Kardashian revealed on Snapchat that she watched The People v. O.J. Simpson, which stars David Schwimmer as her late father, Robert Kardashian. The TV mini-series documents O.J. Simpson's 1994 murder trial. Robert Kardashian was part of Simpson's "dream team" of defense lawyers.

Kourtney "finally" got around to watching it, though since she was 16 at the time of the verdict, she most certainly remembers the drama from her actual life:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDhZnAMrB__/?taken-by=kourtneysnapchathttps://www.instagram.com/p/BDhpc5BrB6c/?taken-by=kourtneysnapchat

Here's a comparison pic of Schwimmer and Robert Kardashian:

https://twitter.com/NYDailyNews/status/713022059333488640

It must be nothing short of weird to see David Schwimmer play the role of your dad on TV. Since Kourtney is old enough to remember the trial in 1995, she's old enough to have watched Friends while it was still on the air, too.

Twitter loves these joyful photos transgender people are sharing of big moments in transition.

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Transgender people are sharing photos to shed light on the transition process, celebrating the journey they take to represent their true selves. 

https://twitter.com/gabrielledianaa/status/714955168425480192

Activist Gabrielle Diana started the hashtag #MomentsInTransition, and it's heartwarming to see people highlight the moments that make them feel awesome. 

https://twitter.com/gabrielledianaa/status/714955112855175169

People from all over the world are sharing their own journeys and, by connecting with each other, reviving your faith that the Internet can actually be a nice place.

Here are some of the biggest milestones in transitioning, as shared by trans people:

1. When the clothes help your confidence.

https://twitter.com/scorpioIrh/status/715033392149098496

2. When you feel you look grown up.

https://twitter.com/memekendrick/status/714962447862480897

3. When you first cut your hair.

https://twitter.com/crucifalex/status/714956942989328384

4. When you wear what you want.

https://twitter.com/gavinjrobertson/status/714957039340953600

5. When the hormones make things right.

https://twitter.com/gabrielledianaa/status/714958702093053952

6. When you see how far you've come.

https://twitter.com/cosmicprincen/status/714968219564511232

7. When you come out.

https://twitter.com/patricksasshole/status/714976669296160768

8. When you feel comfortable in your skin.

https://twitter.com/smilingcolfer/status/714981793657712640

9. When you start T.

https://twitter.com/guyfieri2006/status/714983436751147010

10. When you take control.

https://twitter.com/AngelBoyAlien/status/714989668945661952

11. When you celebrate pride.

https://twitter.com/AbbiPJ/status/715092099629076481

12. When you first get a binder.

https://twitter.com/sad_oniichan/status/715121299807404034

13. When your name is finally yours.

https://twitter.com/KaraAndDeb/status/715113491426885632

14. When you fall in love.

https://twitter.com/manicsquirrel/status/715147468858593280

15. When you finally see yourself.

https://twitter.com/MagnificentMrsM/status/715171900557623296

5 times manatees would have been absolutely terrifying if they weren't just huge cuddly mermaids.

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Today is National Manatee Appreciation Day, for some reason. Here's a few times that manatees could have been really scary if you didn't realize they were just lovable tubs of lard that are actually "incapable of using their teeth to attack." 

https://twitter.com/oceanfdn/status/715166877190905856

1. When a gentle aquatic stampede of 300 manatees forced the evacuation of a Florida wildlife park.

So. Many. Tees.

The Three Sisters Springs is a Florida tourist destination where love-starved swimmers go to share the water with a few dozen cuddly manatees, who they're presumably not encouraged to hug and kiss. Last year, though, over 300 manatees swarmed the springs at once—forcing the staff to shut down the swimming area.

Why!? Those manatees just wanted to hang out! But, they're big, wild, dumb (sorry) animals, so probably not a great idea to combine that with big, wild, dumb (not sorry) tourists. 

2. When this girl didn't realize she had nothing to fear from the creature ogling her from below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLmfgK8adXk

As Someecards pointed out last year, "the manatee's enormous body is almost entirely a mixture of fat and chill." There is nothing to worry about when it comes to say hello. Probably. Says one aquatic biologist, Patrick Rose, "They're the most docile, defenseless creature there is." But they're still huge. Use your discretion. 

3. When a bunch of manatees stormed a Florida beach so onlookers could watch them sniff each other's butts.

https://www.facebook.com/WPLGLocal10/videos/10152997294353837/

Authorities advised beach goers to just watch and definitely not participate in the manatee butt-face activities. That's because humans are the manatee's only predator—and they must be kept away from the alluringly adorable chubsters. The manatee was first listed on the Endangered Species Act in 1967, according to the National Aquarium, and they're completely helpless to habitat destruction and the dangers of reckless speedboats, unable to fight back even though they're humongous beasts. 

4. When the manatee swarm returned to the Florida wildlife park to just sit in a giant pod and make sure no one else could swim.

https://www.facebook.com/VisitCitrus/videos/10154000211634374/

Again, the tourist hotspot became a manatee rave—but a calm rave, because the manatees just kind of sit there not doing anything.

5. When a freaking manatee kept a lost dog company while the police came to rescue it.

https://www.facebook.com/TampaPD/photos/pb.140302859375255.-2207520000.1411555756./730693280336207/?type=3&theater

Manatees, you are truly the superhero that flubber could have been if it stopped bouncing off the walls and ceiling and focused on doing good. Any other animal watching a trapped dog from behind would be considered a predator—the police just describe this encounter as: "the manatee kept our scared, wet pup company until TPD Marine Patrol could complete the rescue."

You can almost see the thought process in this Tampa Police Facebook post that led people to think manatees were mermaids. "You don't see that every day, and it's a great reminder... the importance of kindness."

There you have it. According to the Tampa Police Department, manatees are not only sentient, they're self-aware, compassionate, and even best friend to man's best friend. Even when they've got a golden opportunity to get some revenge on the humans who destroy their world, they do nothing. Because they are great. 

Manatees, you are appreciated. 

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Adele brought her doppelganger onstage and took the most magical selfie in history.

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At a concert in Birmingham, UK on Tuesday night, singer/hero Adele continued her recent trend of lovable onstage stunts by inviting a special guest to join her in the spotlight. But this wasn't some boring, newly-engaged couple—this was a fan with an uncanny resemblance to the singer herself.

She's got the hair, the style, and the body language.

Emily Bamforth came to the concert with her fiancé Tom Winkler, and was immediately mobbed in the crowd. Fans kept asking if she was Adele, because the "Hello" singer is so relatable, it's actually plausible she would just hang around in the audience before her concert started. Winkler was so blown away by the response, he tweeted at Adele about it.

https://twitter.com/TomWinkler06/status/714876186766217216

Adele found out about the tweet, and figured she had to see this phenomenon for herself. She invited Bamforth to join her onstage during the show, causing the audience to melt down at the sight of two perfect angels standing next to each other. The pair even grabbed a selfie together.

The moment the Internet finally broke for good.

Winkler tweeted the selfie afterward. It's now up to you to decide whether their resemblance was truly worth the hoopla.

https://twitter.com/TomWinkler06/status/714957916952985600?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

While there's only one Adele, the likeness is still pretty strong. If Bamforth had matched the singer's smoldering expression, emphasizing her own cleft chin, it would be even more powerful. But that much Adele in one photo would almost be too potent, causing bodily harm to anybody who looked at it. Even this picture might not be safe for pregnant women or people with heart conditions.

A web designer is helping LGBTQ folks find safe bathrooms in North Carolina with Google Maps.

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In a setback for trans rights, North Carolina's governor Pat McCrory recently signed H.B. 2, or the Public Facilities Privacy and Security Act, a bill that requires people to use the bathroom which aligns with their birth gender. This kind of restriction has consistently proven to be a threat to trans individuals' safety. A lawsuit has been raised by the ACLU in response, but web designer Emily Waggoner has gone a step further and used Google Maps to specify North Carolina businesses "who have stated publicly that their bathrooms are safe for trans and nonconforming folks."

When has a full roll of toilet paper ever not been a sign of safety?

Waggoner's description invites all North Carolina businesses to contact her if they wish to join the list.

Please email emilyrwaggoner@gmail.com if you would like to be added to the list, and please include some kind of documentation showing your supportive stance as an ally. This could be a link to a public social media post where you've shown support, your mission statement, anti-discrimination policy, photo of gender neutral bathroom signs in your space, etc.

Also, not all businesses on this map have permanent brick-and-mortar locations (some are pop-up shops) but have identified themselves as a safe establishment.

Order an all-gender bathroom sign at deconstructinggender.com

Get an #illgowithyou button at http://www.illgowithyou.org/.
Keep each other safe.

As of this article's publishing, Waggoner's expert combination of activism and technology has helped identify over 101 businesses throughout North Carolina, ranging from breweries to "soaperies" to churches to comic book stores and even the American Dance Festival.

Her reason for sparking this initiative is quite personal, as BuzzFeed reports that her partner is trans, and many people she knows in North Carolina will be affected by H.B. 2.

When it passed, I was reading through comments on Facebook and there was so much negativity and hate, it was terrible...[business's] social proof is important to be added, whether they tweeted defiance of HB2, or posted a picture of an all-gender bathroom sign.

They can send me a mission statement, or their anti-discrimination policy to make sure they’re truly an ally.

Waggoner, pictured with her partner above, was inspired by local businesses in her area that posted signs supporting trans rights to their social media pages, such as a restaurant called Sup Dogs.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDang6bB_t_/

"Just please don't leave a floater in the toilet." Regardless of your social views, that's something everyone can agree on.

Though H.B. 2 proves LGBTQ rights have some way to go, you can remain optimistic: since Monday, Waggoner has been contacted by four businesses per hour, and the list keeps growing.

British newspaper 'The Sun' asks for boob pics, receives the bloody awesome trolling they deserve.

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Infamous British newspaper The Sun is holding a "Bust in Britain" competition asking women to send pictures of their cleavage for the chance to win £1,000 and demean themselves.

https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/715075337302966272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

In response to the tempting offer, men and women alike have been tweeting their selfies to The Sun, only the pictures they're sending aren't quite what the paper was looking for.

Some of these "cleavage" snaps are cheekier than others.

https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/715090970857988096https://twitter.com/Sand_In_Deed/status/715107328425525249https://twitter.com/cpsmithy/status/715097291552587776https://twitter.com/sueveneer/status/715158030430650370https://twitter.com/sueveneer/status/715152085499658241https://twitter.com/singlenostril/status/715102626627657728https://twitter.com/MatthewOrlinski/status/715105581116309505https://twitter.com/garry_architect/status/715160696972001282https://twitter.com/mrhotspots/status/715101896797724672https://twitter.com/JohnDurrant10/status/715144318084841472https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/715099529121505281https://twitter.com/HamHambreen/status/715154726699024384https://twitter.com/Kuptaan/status/715110171014406144https://twitter.com/philomena1974/status/715120936396144640https://twitter.com/lucyroper/status/715173276553764864

That last image will be seared into your brain forever.

While there are certainly more satirical entries than real ones, The Sun has collected more than a few snaps of actual women's boobs to print.

https://twitter.com/misstracykiss/status/715096864052420608

The contest, though, is still running. You have until April 10 to troll the newspaper.


Someecards is looking for contributing writers. Read on if you're interested, or have nothing else to read!

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Someecards is seeking contributing writers to submit funny original pieces to be featured on our site, as well as our popular social media pages. The ideal contributor is a regular blogger who is tuned into pop culture, has a knack for filtering through the white noise of the web, and can write posts that have conversational value both on and offline. 

The types of posts we are seeking:

-Lists and articles about lifestyle, entertainment, women's interests, social media trends, and anything else that's water cooler-worthy on the Internet. 

-Topical humor pieces—specifically, funny/insightful takes on current events, not just a list of jokes. Bonus points for visually interesting concepts (original photos, illustrations, animation, or infographics).

-Original reporting on pop culture or lifestyle topics, including first-hand experiments or stunts, reviews, or interviews.


If interested, please send an email with a brief introduction and links to your previously published work to jobs@someecards.com with "Contributing Writer" in the subject line. Pay is negotiable depending on experience and length of work.

Impatient man tries to ensure his package delivery with a little bribe, will probably get robbed.

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A Redditor by the username of Bosco_George shared an unusual sight in his neighborhood that awaited one UPS worker, or more likely a casual thief. A self-described "adult child" living near Bosco_George (whose name we've blurred because that adult child didn't post this pic himself) left a note letting whoever was delivering his prized package know that it was okay to drop off the package even if he wasn't home. 

Dear UPS Guy (or girl), please leave the package at the door if I am not here, for I am an adult child and cannot wait until tomorrow. If this delivery requires a signature please forge the example below and take this small bribe.

Sincerely,

GUY WHO TRUSTS PEOPLE TOO MUCH

As an adult, anticipating the arrival of a package is often the closet one can get to reliving the experience of childhood celebrations. A failed package delivery is akin to realizing Santa is not real, or worse, that Santa came but you weren't home and now you have to go to the North Pole and pick up your gift yourself. Therefore, it makes sense for adults like this dude to go to extreme lengths to secure their package and protect their naïve world view. And probably get robbed.

Guy falls asleep on the New York subway, wakes up to find he's made a cuddly little friend.

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There are so many reasons not to fall asleep on the subway: you might miss your stop, snore in public, or even get mugged. But accidentally becoming the Snow White of the MTA is also a good justification for remaining alert on your trip.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDc4ZkYOQk2/

Instagram user and American hero Antony Lin was riding the 7 train late Sunday night in NYC when he caught this nature documentary in progress. According to NBC New York News, Lin was watching the rat run around the train car and started filming it because it was so "huge." The fact that the rat crawled onto the sleeping man's lap and then onto his neck (his shriek can be heard as he wakes up flailing) was just the icing on the Instagram cake, really. Lin said a couple got up and moved to another subway car when they saw the rat. See, this is why people say New Yorkers seem unfriendly. 

Look, if a rat wants to ride the subway, just let it. Its probably got places to go, just like anyone else.

The fact that the rat managed to afford the fare and handle a metrocard is impressive in and of itself. 

Chris Brown reminds the world he sucks, attacks Kehlani Parrish for her suicide attempt.

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Leave it to the dude who beat up his girlfriend to berate someone on Twitter who may have just admitted to attempting suicide. Kehlani, a 20-year-old R&B singer, allegedly attempted to take her own life amidst rumors of her cheating on NBA player Kyrie Irving. Kehlani posted these messages on her Instagram and has since deleted them, but celebrity news source "The Shade Room" was able to grab screenshots.

 

#Kehlani opens up more about her relationship with #PartyNextDoor ( view previous post)

A photo posted by The Shade Room (@theshaderoominc) on

 

#Kehlani #PartyNextDoor #BaeWatch (view previous post)

A photo posted by The Shade Room (@theshaderoominc) on

Singer Chris Brown, who is not known for doing/saying smart things pretty much ever, wasted no time to take to Twitter to share his feelings on Kehlani's alleged suicide attempt.

 Oh no. Just stop, Chris. Don't say anything else.

The great irony of Chris Brown trying to tell someone to stop doing something because it looks bad. 

According to Urban Dictionary, "BIH" is a slang term meaning bitch. Brown followed that up with a surprisingly self-aware tweet where he called himself "the biggest piece of shit".  

No arguing with that! 

 Brown has over fifteen million followers on Twitter. That is a lot of f*cks to give, Chris.

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Watch the surprisingly chill moment Gloria Vanderbilt tells son Anderson Cooper she had a lesbian relationship.

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Even after Anderson Cooper and his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt, wrote a book and starred in an upcoming HBO documentary together, Vanderbilt can still casually drop knowledge about herself that will literally blow Cooper's mind, such as the lesbian relationship she had in her youth. In an interview withPeople, you can watch Cooper's stunned reaction to hearing his mom's big reveal.

Vanderbilt details the fling, which happened when she was 13.

Cynthia, her name was, and she came once to visit my aunt in New York on holiday​. We had this sort of lesbian relationship and it felt so great. It felt so good and yet I thought, 'There's something about this,' and this is before the thing I knew about my mother. I thought, 'No, this is something that's not really what I want.' It was very brief. 

I think almost everybody goes through at one point … of course, the thing is, now we realize there's no difference. Love is love​.​​

Cooper, who came out as gay in 2012, went on to detail the accusations of lesbianism that his grandmother (and Vanderbilt's mother) Gloria Morgan Vanderbilt faced amid a 1932 custody trial, and how that shaped his family's comprehension of homosexuality.

That word wasn't spoken. The press wasn't supposed to write about it. My mom knew that something terrible had come out in the court, but she didn't know what it was and she didn't know what being a lesbian meant at the time, obviously.

For your convenience, the trailer for HBO's Nothing Left Unsaid, which follows the pair's relationship, has been placed below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpgeN7uGDyE

Jon Lovitz looks as sad as anyone that he's not actually engaged to Jessica Lowndes.

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Jon Lovitz and Jessica Lowndes sat down with Entertainment Tonight to discuss their very public relationship prank. They had previously attracted a whole bunch of attention when Lowndes began posting pics of their previously unknown relationship and engagement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO_uTKBPgJ4

They now admit it was all a goof in order to promote a new music video by Lowndes. She discusses it with great joy, while sad Lovitz sits there looking like he was actually dating her.

Here's what Lovitz may have been actually thinking in his head:

No word yet on how her new single is doing. It will take more than a few pranks for her to have the career longevity of Lovitz.


18 throwback photos of your favorite older celebrities from when they were even hotter.

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There are a whole bunch of actors who are famous for playing your favorite pop culture parents and grandparents. But it turns out that they were young before they were old, and they were as glamorous then as they are now. Here are famous people who are currently over 70, back when they were younger than 70. It'll make your Downton Abbey rewatch even more titillating. 

1. Jessica Walter

She doesn't care for GOB, but we care for her.
George and Oscar Bluth were lucky guys.

2.  Sir Ian McKellen

You still want a night with the knight.
It's a sin that his Gandalf beard covers that remarkable chin dimple.

3. Dame Judi Dench

M? More like "mmmmmmm."
Here is the young dame as Ophelia in Hamlet, Shakespeare being almost as big a British tradition as James Bond.

4. Michael Caine

The Italian Job isn't the only job you'd do.
Here is young Michael Caine, ready to serve you like he does Bruce Wayne.

5. Betty White

So Golden.
Fun fact: Her singing voice is also as beautiful as she is.

6. James Earl Jones

Everything the light touches is his.
James Earl Jones Dressed in Boxing Attire : News Photo
"Who's your daddy?"
"I am your father."

7. Angela Lansbury

Mrs. Lovett still slays.
Mrs. Potts is the real Beauty.

8. Carl Reiner

Making it rein.
Reiner Portrait : News Photo
The 2000 year old man, age 30.

9. Dame Maggie Smith

The best exotic marigold.
Bet you want to take her Downton.

10. Tommy Lee Jones

So perpetually grumpy, you want to be the one to cheer him up.
Here is the Men in Black star as a Man in Crimson, playing football for Harvard in 1961. Damn.

11. Bob Barker

Bet on it.
Little known fact: 'The Price is Right' host invented duck-face.

12. Cicely Tyson

The oldest, newest Shondaland star.
National Society Film Critics Awards - January 21, 1973 : News Photo
Without a doubt, the best famous Tyson.

13. Max von Sydow

A gentleman of the First Order.
The new Three-Eyed Raven has the sultriest eyes.

14. Regis Philbin

The man, the voice, the legend.
Back when he just wanted to be a millionaire.

15. Cloris Leachman 

Clorious.
CLORIS LEACHMAN : News Photo
It's crazy to imagine a time in which Cloris was a young person's name.

16. Barbara Walters

You like this View.
Baba Wawa, forever one of the Most Fascinating People.

17. Tony Bennett

Who wouldn't want to do a duet?
Maybe Tony Bennett's nose is real after all.

18. Willie Nelson

You know you 'juana. 
He seems a lot older then than he is now. 

Now that you know the secret of what all these celebs used to look like, check out 11 celebrities who have done horrific things you've probably never heard about.

People who really should have checked the background of their photos before putting them online.

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Dildos. Drugs. Grandparents. Butts. What do these things have in common? They are often in the backgrounds of photos taken by people who leave their dildos, drugs, old people and naked butts out so often they didn't even notice that they were there. As more and more of our lives are captured in photos and videos, the risk of our embarrassing personal items/body parts continues to rise, until finally we'll be forced to hide all of our embarrassing things before we turn on our devices every morning because the world is one giant webcam. On the other hand, it won't be all bad because we'll get to look at everyone else's embarrassing stuff. Like these folks:

1. Most baby pictures are used to embarrass the kid later, but this little baby's foot photobomb will haunt dad for life.

2. New at-home weight-loss trick bends space itself. Physicists HATE her!

3. Hint: Aunt Sally is crouching behind grandpa.

4. 'Pis the season.

5. Kent is such a raging Kent.

6. Aww, never grow up, kid. Or turn around in the next few minutes.

7. Summertime, and the living is...creepily lurking in the background of girls' pictures.

8. Taken moments before the Keene, NH Pumpkinfest riot, which presumably started because OF THAT SCANDALOUS KISS!

9. OK, so maybe this throwback picture wasn't so crazy at the time, but it would definitely cause a background check (by Child Protective Services) on the parents today.

10. Mt. Rushmore is visited by millions of fans of Homer & Bart Simpson every year.

11. Apparently, their tour guide insisted this was the best photo op in the cave. What a dick.

12. Don't worry. She doesn't remember it.

13. Alright, fine. This background is pretty awesome. They actually tried to take another oneand the same thing happened again.

14. Actually, if you look closely, literally everyone is taking a bad picture here.

15. Peemur. Yep. I went there. Peemur.

16. An oldie (and on TV), but a classic. Situational awareness, CNN. Try it sometime.

17. Fortunately, the genetics of intelligence are pretty complex, so don't give up on her yet.

18. This preppy scene before the OU vs UT game brings new meaning to "tailgate."

19. I promise to love you forever, no ifs, ands, or butts.

20. Not sure how this is a "surprise sandwich" unless it's surprise that he didn't know she had a boyfriend sandwiched between the surprise that he thought this was OK and the surprise bong.

21. Hard to tell which couple's the photobomber and which the photobombee.

22. Hopefully, they checked the caliber of the diaper before doing that.

23. To be fair, this guy is kind of a dick for making this photo all about him.

24. Man, there's just boobs coming out of the woodworks these days.

25. 5 minutes later he walked by again. And then 5 minutes after that. And so on.

26. Selfies really do reveal a lot more about you than you intend.

27. They got two copies so their kids can watch one that's never been sullied by adults watching it on crack.

28. A great part of traveling is seeing how other people behave on the beach. ​

29. Son, you'll always remember when I took your picture tonight in my tighty-whiteys.

30. Someone really did think of everything they needed for a romantic night. Right down to the clothes hanger and Miller High Life. And dildo.

31. That's a cute top. And a horrifying bottom.

32. It's, uh, just a long, curved toothbrush holder so she can freshen up at the dance.

33. She should've checked her background in real life, as well. ​

34. The only comfort is that this probably isn't America—our waterfronts aren't that nice.

35. In both beer pong and shadow puppetry, these two have great teamwork.

36. Babies are a great way to work out your triceps.

37. This was tweeted out by a university. Although more disconcerting is that old guy's no-knock entry.

38. Cigarette next to a pregnant lady in the foreground... whatever's going on in the background... actually, everything is wrong with this picture.

Cigarette next to a pregnant lady in the foreground...whatever's going on in the background...actually, everything is wrong with this picture.

39. Allegedly, the person who posted this had it on their fridge for years before noticing.

40. Small and available beats huge and nonexistant.

41. Sometimes even white linen suits could stand to be a little breezier.

42. This is a brief way of summing up college.

43. In case you ever wondered what happened to the guy who built a 6-foot bong in college.

44. Someone's nephew wanted to share his video game stats. He also shared his love of beautiful, sensual women who love the same thing. Also, he is not TechnoViking.

45. If you turn the picture upside down, you can see the same shape between the glasses.

46. It turns out Christians find cows holy after all.

47. We must all be on the lookout for small men riding our family members.

48. Yeah, you're probably not going to have 147 updates anymore once this gets out.

49. The ass is coming from inside the house.​

50. Some say she nose exactly what she's doing.

51. These women accidentally held a mirror up to their drug problems.

52. And why shouldn't Grandma be proud? Those muscles are made of her cooking.

53. I don't care if she is a little tall, young lady, you do not call a giraffe your grandma.

54. I assume we're all laughing at his Wall of Hats.

55. Oh my god, are those Uggs back there? That is revolting.

56. I'm pretty sure that man just successfully shoplifted some produce in his pants.

57. More like the cat should have checked the foreground of his picture, am I right?

58. Robin Thicke only ranks #58 on this list because this photo of him blurring some lines by groping some woman whose name was just part of his worldwide tour towards irrelevance.

59. There are times I'm glad the zoom technologies on CSI are impossible.

60. Could it be more disturbing? Try to rule out the possibility that it's a dead deer. See?

61. No wonder that man in the back doesn't need to care what he looks like.

62. I'm pretty sure the Wizard is in there too, but I can't find him!

63. The guy in the background is grabbing the gun in his underwear.

64. Follow-up question: his ball, where is it?

65. They're like cleavage twins, except one of the twins is way less attractive.

66. Those kangaroos took the only shot they had at making a sex tape involving Paris Hilton.

67. That woman is riding a mechanical bull, FYI, not receiving oral sex from Satan.

68. We understand, rocker lady. Bassists never get the groupies.

69. What makes this exponentially worse is he was being interviewed about the Boston bombing.

70. Why are his shades pixelated but not his ass in the mirror?

71. "And in the back, you can see James doing his pre-workout cleanse." (at 00:21)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPNYVOWudKg

72. Love and marriage, love and marriage, they go together like a baby and dru-ugs.

73. Guess there's more than one stuffed animal in this house. HEY-O. Sorry.

74. Maybe instead of Facebook you should upload this to, we don't know, the police? ​

75. Any kid who can steal the focus away from four pretty ladies is going places in life.

76. Stacks 'n stacks 'n stacks of high-quality printer paper.

77. Technically, that's in the foreground, but it started in the background, and they really should have checked.

79. That is an impressive backside...of that hill covered in graffiti.

 

Insanely good 'Wheel of Fortune' contestant who won almost every puzzle 'felt so bad' for the other players.

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On Friday evening, Wheel of Fortune featured Mr. Robert Santoli and two other poor contestants who were left in the dust by the Wheel of Fortune super fan. Santoli, who spoke at length about his success with local news site TAP into, started obliterating the competition in the very first round when he solved a puzzle based on only one letter. Santoli then proceeded to solve every puzzle but one and walk away with $76,000, all while enthusiastically cheering for himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy3redcrg7s

Santoli was so good at the game that during one break, host Pat Sajak apparently told him, "That was great, Robert, but now we have to let someone else play, OK?” Santoli couldn't really do that. His entire life was leading up to this moment, and the only thing he could do was shine.

23-year-old Santoli, who grew up watching the game show along with others like Jeopardy, initially tried out as a contestant when he was 19. He didn't make the cut, but in the interim years, Santoli perfected his Wheel of Fortune knowledge by doing things like filling out the show's daily Twitter puzzle.

Fellow contestant Noelle is trying to pretend she's not seething with hate.

And once he learned that the theme of his episode was nautical, Santoli went into full-on study mode. "I spent the days before our trip compiling a list of possible puzzles and key words themed toward sailing, cruising, water and even fishing," he said. As luck (or fate) would have it, "Port & Starboard" had appeared on the show before, so Santoli knew right away what the answer was when given the same puzzle.

"I felt so bad for the other two players, Bonnie and Noelle," Robert said. "As soon as I solved the Round 1 puzzle for some cash and a $6,009 cruise, I knew they had a lot of catching up to do, so I told them, 'I'm sorry.'" Despite his gentlemanly thoughts, Santoli couldn't help loudly celebrating his success on air.

Sajak doesn't look that amused by this wonderkid. 

"I know I look like a bit of a dork on the show," Santoli said, "with my high-pitched ‘Yeahs!’ and my childish jumping up and down after winning the Bonus Round, but I was really, to quote the Round 4 puzzle, ‘Living in the Moment.'" Yeah, this guy definitely watches a lot of Wheel of Fortune.

Whoopi Goldberg's new line of medical marijuana products are tailor-made for soothing period cramps.

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If you love marijuana and hate menstrual cramps, Whoopi Goldberg has a very specific cure she'd like to sell you through the new medical marijuana company she co-founded with "canna-businesswoman" Maya Elisabeth. According to Vanity Fair, their company—'Maya & Whoopi'—will launch in April (perhaps on 4/20???) and specialize in THC-infused "edibles, tinctures, topical rubs" and a "bath soak," which sounds like the Holy Grail of relaxation. Goldberg explains what inspired her to create the feminine marijuana product.

For me, I feel like if you don’t want to get high-high, this is a product specifically just to get rid of discomfort. Smoking a joint is fine, but most people can’t smoke a joint and go to work.

This, you can put it in your purse. You can put the rub on your lower stomach and lower back at work, and then when you get home you can get in the tub for a soak or make tea, and it allows you to continue to work throughout the day.

Goldberg's been a strong advocate for medical marijuana since she began treating her glaucoma by way of a vape pen (joints weren't an option, being that she quit smoking several years ago).

Obligatory vape meme.

When Goldberg consulted industry experts about marijuana products for menstrual cramps, she was told it was too niche of a market.

Hey, this niche is half the population on the earth. This seems to be people flippantly blowing you off, which is what you get whenever you start talking about cramps. They weren’t thinking how do you target this? I have grown granddaughters who have severe cramps, so I said this is what I want to work on.

Beyond serving a "niche market," the economic sensibility of joining the marijuana industry now is undeniable, given that national legal sales could hit $6.7 billion in 2016, and is only projected to continue growing.

Goldberg isn't the first female icon to enjoy the cramp-relieving effects of a good marijuana tincture, with Vanity Fair citing Queen Victoria's affinity for dank pain elixirs during the time period named after her.

Maya & Whoopi will only be available in California for now. In the meantime, you can enjoy the following gif, which is probably a vision you might have if you sit in THC-infused bubble bath for too long.

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