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This Netflix prank is a cruel joke because a John Stamos documentary is a great idea.

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John Stamos, who is more famous for becoming increasingly attractive over the years than for his acting roles, joined up with Netflix for a very tantalizing April Fool's prank. The faux-trailer from the distributor of Stamos's show Fuller House presents a glimpse at a documentary about John Stamos starring John Stamos and from the mind of John Stamos. It is titled John Stamos: A Human, Being.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGUkiuXhAzE

Sure this is a joke, but should it be? Isn't the world craving to know more about John Stamos? At the very least, Stamos should do as Rob Lowe, who also takes long sips from the elixir of life, and pen an autobiography.  

In which era was John Stamos at his finest?


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Bernie Sanders surprises Stephen Colbert's 'Late Show' audience, exercises his T-shirt cannon rights.

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Bernie Sanders, the adorable little-old-Jewish-grandpa-turned-Presidential-nominee-turned-Disney-princess was the mystery guest on last night's episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Although his appearance was brief, he made time to talk about politics or whatever, but more importantly, he shot a t-shirt cannon into the audience. Cool! (Jump to about 7:40 to get to the game-show/t-shirt cannon fun.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faXLfQABEiQ

It is nice to see Bernie have some fun during this horrible, long, scary tense election season. Then again, he has had some other notable on-camera appearances that doesn't involve debating Hillary Clinton or trying to get voters over the age of 29 to notice him. Even before appearing on SNL earlier this year, Sanders played the role of a Rabbi in the low-budget comedy film "My X-Girlfriend’s Wedding Reception" back in '99. Thankfully, he seems to be a better politician than he is actor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWl6TLvlFEk

Drew Barrymore shared her new tattoo on April Fool's Day, but chose the one design that definitely isn't a prank.

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It's (sigh) April Fool's Day, so you could be forgiven for thinking that every announcement about a new tattoo is a lame prank by lame people who wouldn't know comedy if it mooned them while the Benny Hill music played. But Drew Barrymore got a new tattoo that she shared this morning, and, well, she picked the one design that's pretty obviously not a prank.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDpO8EBNRhy/?taken-by=drewbarrymore

Olive and Frankie are the names of Barrymore's adorable daughters. Okay, Barrymore. Touché, Drew.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDon6OhNRkO/?taken-by=drewbarrymore

This, however, is an April Fool's Day prank

Pornhub is now Cornhub even though that’s probably already a sexual fetish on the Internet.

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The popular Internet porn site, Pornhub, pranked its viewers for April's Fool Day by making its website look like "Cornhub," a website dedicated to hot corn videos. The videos, with descriptions like "hard core shucking like you've never seen" and "first time kernel popping" actually do lead to porn videos (not corn porn, but regular porn) if you click on them, so be warned—you will not get any actual hot, steamy cob action, if that's what you were hoping for.

"A-maize-ing hardcore action."

But "corn porn" has got to be an actual thing, right? Because there's basically a fetish for everything, and there's got to be someone out there aching for some hard-corn porn. An tentative Google search yielded a blogspot entitled "Sexy Kernels" but further searching was deemed unappetizing.

The 31 funniest April Fool's Day tweets to read while you hide from cruel pranksters.

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April Fool's Day is a dangerous 24 hour period in which people can say or do whatever they want and justify it with a simple "April Fools!" It is the closest thing to The Purge in real life, and as you try and survive this dangerous window, here are funny tweets to read from your hiding place.

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https://twitter.com/sethrought1225/status/715881308828729344

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https://twitter.com/jamietarabay/status/715869307515899904

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https://twitter.com/lafergs/status/715935289252974592

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https://twitter.com/irishpaulnyc/status/715927003006943233

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https://twitter.com/joeheenan/status/715798874405867524?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

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https://twitter.com/dresdencodak/status/715930394261065729

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https://twitter.com/er0b/status/715927882330161153

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https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/715920614725447680

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https://twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/715923986186690562

10.

https://twitter.com/katiemaryrich/status/715917885743439872

11.

https://twitter.com/knguyen/status/715914637787664386

12. 

https://twitter.com/JTrainNeil/status/715913806917058560

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https://twitter.com/elizaskinner/status/715905523141378048

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https://twitter.com/natgeophotos/status/715896014901755904

15.

https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcNulty/status/715705511048568832

16. 

https://twitter.com/bnacker/status/715896062670729216

17. 

https://twitter.com/TommyMcNam/status/715894776554504192

18.

https://twitter.com/fakemikemulloy/status/715925736583008258

19. 

https://twitter.com/HireMeImFunny/status/715948803937976320

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https://twitter.com/AmberTozer/status/715943947894448130

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https://twitter.com/morgan_murphy/status/715939905466015744

22.

https://twitter.com/TheMikeLawrence/status/715934181050687490

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https://twitter.com/AlbertBrooks/status/715928042770677761

24. 

https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/715927110959935489

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https://twitter.com/megfavreau/status/715952221427523584

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https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/715952265568382976

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https://twitter.com/nwwong/status/715953122007465984

28. 

https://twitter.com/usedwigs/status/715952000215613440

29.

https://twitter.com/bamasevere/status/715954138828374016

30.

https://twitter.com/Bez/status/715918344000512001

31. 

https://twitter.com/RoryAlbanese/status/715894358285938690

Super PAC releases hypnotic attack ad where ‘Lyin’ Ted Cruz gets strangled by his own nose.

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On Thursday, a pro-John Kasich Super PAC attacked Ted Cruz with a bizarre ad. If you watch the video below, you will see Cruz’s nose stretch and coil around his neck (three times), appearing to strangle the republican candidate .

The ad, uncreatively titled "Nose," apparently wants to call out Cruz for being a huge liar. They even used "Lyin' Ted"—Donald Trump's nickname for Cruz—in the video. "If Ted Cruz's mouth is moving, he's lying," the ad states.

But really, the whole thing is just f**king weird:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDumsN1NCGg

In the video, the narrator says Cruz “lied about Ben Carson to steal a win in Iowa.” The narrator is probably making a reference to Cruz's campaign squad, which "knowingly misstated" a CNN report. The ad also makes a reference to Cruz's statement that he would be the prime nominee for the Republican Party. "Lies about being the best for the GOP when polls show he can’t even beat Hillary Clinton," the ad expresses.

Did you cringe with fear as you watched that super PAC ad above? Let this video of a teenage Ted Cruz make you cringe with embarrassment instead.

The CIA accidentally left behind explosive materials under a school bus engine hood. Oops.

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Forgetting your coffee on the roof of your car won't seem not so bad after you read about the CIA's recent oopsie. The Washington Post is reporting that the Central Intelligence Agency accidentally left explosive training materials under the hood of a school bus that went on to shuttle real students to and from school for two days before the materials were discovered.

Whoops!

The CIA was borrowing the Loudoun County school bus as a part of a training exercise to test a dog's ability to sniff out explosives. Loudoun schools spokesman Wayde Byard said that the dog was able to sniff out the explosives, but that some had fallen deeper down into the engine compartment, and were overlooked after the training was complete. In the two days where the explosives went undetected, the school bus transported twenty-six students to and from Rock Ridge High School, Buffalo Trail Elementary School and Pinebrook Elementary School, making eight trips total and traveling around 145 miles.  The explosive material was discovered by a technician who was doing routine maintenance on the bus.

Byard would not disclose exactly what type of material was found in the bus, but described it as a "putty-like material designed for use on the battlefield". Yes, you read that correctly. A battlefield.

According to statement put out by the CIA following the incident, the explosives—despite being, well, explosives—didn't pose any threat to passengers. 

On Wednesday, March 30, CIA was notified that the explosive training material was found when the bus was undergoing routine maintenance. CIA coordinated closely with local authorities and recovered the training material. According to Loudoun County officials, the bus transported students on March 28 and 29. CIA and Loudoun County explosives experts have confirmed that the training material did not pose a danger to passengers on the bus.

The CIA (aka, the people who are supposed to make you feel really safe) also said they have "taken immediate steps to strengthen inventory and control procedures in its K-9 program." Thankfully, no one was hurt. Well, no one's been hurt yet. Who knows what those angry PTA parents are capable of?


Demi-god Kylie Jenner has inspiring message for young fans: 'Don't touch me.'

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18-year-old Kylie Jenner was dining at LA hotspot Craig's, according to TMZ, when people of the non-celebrity variety attempted to take a photo with her. The fans—three young girls—followed Jenner towards the entrance and one of girls dared to touch Jenner in her desperate attempt to take a picture with the selfie-maestro. In a strangely satisfying moment, Jenner turned on the girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBge-KG9V1g

It seemed quite unnecessary for Jenner to react in that way, particularly when young girls seem to form the core of her fanbase.

At the same time, there was a sense of humanity in Jenner as she said, "Don't touch me." There was enough kindness in her voice that is was almost as if Jenner was telling these young girls, "I am trapped in a cyclone of fame. I apologize for being so famous that I cannot talk to normal people anymore. Perhaps one day, far from these paparazzi, we will meet again under better circumstances."

On Twitter, Jenner actually explained herself and said everything's chill between her and the girl.

https://twitter.com/KylieJenner/status/715935476440547328https://twitter.com/KylieJenner/status/715937108477681664https://twitter.com/KylieJenner/status/715937638373457920https://twitter.com/KylieJenner/status/715942738416414720

Now that she's cleared that up, Jenner can go back to selling lip glosses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtoRzI0vKJE&feature=youtu.be

Because that's what that video is for, right?

Andrew W.K. plans to fix America's politics by founding the Party Party.

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No, this isn't a prank. On Thursday, musician, performer, and party-enthusiast Andrew W.K. announced his plan to fix America's "broken" two party political system by establishing the Party Party. According to W.K., the Party Party will be"Not one based on the rhetoric and dogma of the Democratic party or the Republican party, but one that transcends both."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bERtaqXtBpI

W.K. claims that he's already filed all the necessary paperwork with the Secretary of State, and now he just needs (many thousands of) signatures on a petition. He's asking supporters to visit his website (http://www.thepartyparty.us/) and sign the online petition.

The website's About Us section claims that "Most people have become too caught up in the bickering of our news cycles to realize that we ultimately desire the exact same things: reliable access to education, healthcare, and a sense of social equality." Well, you can stop right there, Andrew, because no, both parties don't want the exact same things, no matter how you look at it. But actually, don't stop, Andrew, because this is kind of funny. What are you up to, dude?

Dad's April Fool’s day iPad prank was a huge success if the goal was to devastate his children.

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This April Fool's Day, dad and stand up comedian Joe Heenan decided to pull a horrible yet hilarious prank on his children. Heenan made sure to snap a photo of the non-Kodak moment:

https://twitter.com/joeheenan/status/715798874405867524?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Instead of giving his kids an iPad, Heenan gave them the device's empty box along with a straightforward note saying: "April Fool! HAHA." From the mortified expression on his kids' faces, the prank was undoubtedly a success.

It may be the effervescent, child-like quality in you that makes laughing at a youngster's cruel joke on their parents okay, but it takes a certain type of person to enjoy the faces of the two extremely sad kids in that photo.

Still, it's kind of fun. On the other hand, here's one type of prank that may actually be unforgivable.

A comedian found one group of people who won't be voting for Trump: Trump employees.

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Comedian Chris Gethard sent one of his producers to various New York buildings that Trump owns to ask The Donald's employees if they plan on voting for their boss in the upcoming election. The results confirm that his workers are just like many other people, meaning that there's no way in hell they want to give their boss even more power over them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms4Gbw4RZKM&feature=youtu.be

They did manage to find one Trump 2016 supporter among the group of employees they asked, but probably because that person wants a raise, which is a smart and faultless move in that case.

Would you vote for your boss to be president?
 

  

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Mellie Grant reads Mean Tweets on a fake 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' in a real episode of 'Scandal.'

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See if you can follow this: fictional character Mellie Grant—played by real actress Bellamy Young—read fake mean tweets on a fake version of the real show Jimmy Kimmel Live for an actual episode of Scandal, a real show about fake politics. Got it?​ 

In other, clearer, words: the clip below is from Scandal, and features Mellie Grant reading mean tweets about herself on Jimmy Kimmel Live. For those who don't know, "Mean Tweets" is a real segment from the show where celebrities read, well, mean tweets about themselves. 

Mellie Grant is Scandal's (spoiler alert) former First Lady turned presidential candidate. Like many actual Presidential nominees, she is taking to the late night circuit to promote herself and (of course) try to appear as human as possible. Very "art imitates life," Scandal

Could you imagine Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump reading their mean tweets? The segment would have to be several hours days long. 

Phase two of John Stamos's April Fool's prank is an epic meltdown at Netflix headquarters.

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After giving the Internet false hope about a John Stamos documentary (it would've been an inspiring tale and probably featured a visit to the Fountain of Youth), phase two of Netflix's Stamos-themed prank dropped on YouTube. The "sneaky" cell phone video features Uncle Jesse having a Kanye-esque ego trip, asking how they dare disrespect this 30-year veteran of show business. While it's convincingly real, there's no way it's not fake, seeing as he calls Netflix "Shitflix." 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMbZKOXB7BY

It's likely the best acting he's ever done.

We see what you did there.

The Rock says working on 'Baywatch' has given him a lot of respect for lifeguards. He's a dreamboat.

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Living Greek myth Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is starring in the Baywatch movie reboot with a jacked up Zac Efron and posting a ton about it on Instagram. Which is, in fact, the best thing the f*cking Baywatch movie could have hoped for, marketing-wise, because Johnson is the best Instagram user in the world (better than Drake? Better than Rihanna? Better than Kim? Better than Beyoncé? Yes.). Lately, he's been using his account to pay tribute to lifeguards and the Coast Guard, because he's perfect.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDo2cq9Ihx6/

That caption reads:

Our goal with #BAYWATCH is to bring y'all a big, fun, raunchy Rated R action comedy. But, we also go hard core with our action rescues (this kid fell off a pier in extremely rough waves) and pay respect to ocean lifeguards worldwide who are truly the first responders of the beach. As fun and wild as our movie is, it's been a real eye opening exerience for me playing this role. Respect. #HardCoreRescues #50DegreeWater #ShotThisSceneForHours #ThisKidAintLight #QuadsTookABeating #WhoElseNeedsSaving? #IWillPerformMouthToMouth #OnWomenOnly (crying emoji) #BAYWATCH May 19th 2017

The actual Coast Guard even gave The Rock props:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDqjgaeIhxh/?taken-by=therock

The caption reads:

"Semper Paratus". Chief Petty Officer Joey and a few of the boys from the U.S. Coast Guard Helicopter Rescue Unit watched me perform our #BAYWATCHrescues all day long on set.

He said we have a total of exactly 300 men in our rescue unit across the U.S.

And now we have 301. Of course it ain't ever that easy, but I appreciate getting the nod from him and the other boys in the unit watching on that day and saying I did pretty good at ocean rescue (my only hope for the day was that I didn't f*ck the whole thing up in front of them;). I'll wear the badge with pride. Respect. #OnSet #BAYWATCH #USCoastGuard #HeloRescueUnit #DespiteBeingCalledRock #ISwimPrettyGoodAndDontSink

If you must swoon, do it near an ocean. The Rock will save you.

Korean candy maker turns one piece of honey into a 16,384-strand treat in mesmerizing video.

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Here's a delightful video for the making of kkultarae, aka "honey string" or a "honey spiral," a Korean dessert. To make it, you begin with a firm piece of honey, which is then stretched and pulled into strands that almost look like noodles. It's dipped heavily in cornstarch to keep the strands from sticking together, then wrapped around a filling of ground nuts. The finished product yields 16,384 strands of the honey-based treat, which you know from their cheerful song that accompanies the process. It will make you very hungry while reminding you of the power of exponents, since each step in the process is 2 to the Nth power:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuX_BVMNDY

Candy from other parts of the world can be very sophisticated. It should be noted that this kkultarae is from South Korea. Kkultarae in North Korea would require the image of Kim Jong Un to be stamped on the side.

Walmart cashier does such a good Scooby Doo and Shaggy impression, he might get drug tested.

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If you thought Walmart didn't pay their employees enough before, just wait until you hear this cashier do spot-on impressions of Scooby-Doo and Shaggy, which are worth, at a minimum, a high-deductible health insurance plan. Brandon, as his name tag reads, is clearly making the videographer's day with his impersonations while a coworker named Mark walks by, completely unimpressed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDEu_MwHqE0

Utterly delightful. "This is goin' viral," the camerawoman notes at the video's end. She is correct, given that you are reading this now.

But what's up with Mark looking so unimpressed? Can't Mark be happy for Brandon? Does not he understand the pride and joy their Walmart coworkers will feel as Brandon, an ostensibly good-natured and hard-working employee, gets his day in the viral spotlight? Must our jobs boil us down to bitter, resentful shells of the compassionate people we could've been in lives we'll now never live? Must our dreams, our empathy, our compassion evaporate once crossing through Walmart's automatic sliding doors?

Seriously, Mark needs to lighten up.

Really, what's Mark's deal?
 

Guy builds a Scarlett Johansson robot that is creepier than the alien from 'Under the Skin.'

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42-year-old Hong Kong resident Ricky Ma has spent a year and a half of his life plus $50,000 to create a freakishly life-like robot prototype, The Mirror reported. While Mark 1 is the official name for his bot, it should be programmed to respond to Scarlett because the robot is the spitting image of the Hollywood star. At least when it comes to her facial expression, at least. Her feet are undoubtedly robot feet.

When complimented on her looks, Robo-hansson can say "Hehe, thank you" or contort her silicone skin into a wink, thus providing a reminder that this is not a real woman.

Kudos to May for creating such an uncanny look-alike. His robot looks more like Johansson than Madame Tussaud's wax figure of the actress:

God only knows what else has happened to this poor wax figure.

And when compared to the real Scarlett Johansson, the resemblance is creepy AF.

The one on the left is coming to kill humans in a future near you.

With the creation of Robo-hansson, aka Mark 1, it's starting to look like Phase 2 of the robot takeover is underway. 

Colin Furze's homemade thermite launcher is somehow not an April Fool's Day prank.

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Colin Furze—the self proclaimed "British garage inventor" who has made real life wolverine claws and a bed that ejects you out of it when your alarm goes off—is back with one of his most explosive creations yet: a thermite launcher!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEoqrjFX1yI

For those who may not know, thermite is "a mixture of finely powdered aluminum and iron oxide that produces a very high temperature on combustion, used in welding and for incendiary bombs". So yea, it's great to use when you want to blow stuff up or melt stuff down. To vastly simplify what he's accomplished here, Furze packs canisters with thermite and loads them into a mechanical launcher. When they are ejected, they are lit by a flame inside.

What fun is a thermite launcher if you're not aiming it as extremely dangerous, highly explosive things? Furze aims his at petroleum, fireworks, and a spinning washing machine (naturally). 

The thermite launcher may not seem like the most practical invention, but it is ideal if you want to walk away from an explosion looking super badass.

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