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If Kanye West has never been jealous of a decaying car battery before, he will be now.

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In Kanye West's well-publicized quest to be the best rapper and producer on the planet, he needs to sample inspiration from anywhere he can find it. He'll need to look literally to the streets next, because this car's dying alarm is producing a riff that YouTuber Fizz Zix couldn't resist turning into a hip-hop banger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA3yNGU0L2E

Game-changing. That being said, let's not forget that the car's alarm is going off for a reason, which could offer important context for enjoying the DIY track. Could someone have been trying to break into it? Did the driver accidentally hit the alarm button on their key fob?

Why is this musically-inclined car's alarm going off?

Listen to an extended version of the beat by Guamu (Fizz Zix's SoundCloud name) below.


You're going to want to play flaming Jenga after you watch these dudes. Do not play flaming Jenga.

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What is the best way to make the stressful building block game Jenga even more stressful? By adding fire, of course. On the Vat19 YouTube channel, these two guys decided to make this classic game more extreme by lighting it on fire. Why? Who cares? It looks really cool. Add in the royalty-free guitar track playing throughout and you have the most badass game of Jenga ever. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfumLZLmonI

These two guys aren't getting third degree burns because they coated their arms and hands in something the video refers to as "special goo", which is definitely not the technical name for the substance.

The real hero of this video.

Just a note, don't ever try this at home. Ever. Seriously. Just don't do it. You're going to want to try it, but just don't try it. 

Blake Lively shows off chic, subtle 'Harry Potter' nail art because pretty people read books, too.

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Fashionable person Blake Lively is hopefully kickstarting a worldwide trend with her latest Instagram, in which she proudly displays some nerdtastic nail art. Lively's Harry Potter nail art shows that the actress (and wife of Ryan Reynolds) has at the very least read seven books in her life—or watched eight movies—as her nail is a shoutout to the final installment of Harry Potter.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD0tyvAR4FF/?taken-by=blakelively

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.​

Lively's ring finger displays the Deathly Hallows, and her caption is a nod to the Marauder's Map. If none of these words mean anything to you, get yourself to a bookstore STAT. Serena van der Woodsen has openly declared herself a Harry Potter fan. That means Harry Potter is officially cool. It's only a matter of time until Chanel starts making Harry Potter keychains. (Hopefully that'll happen. One day. Maybe? Never.)

While her simple nail art would look great on anyone's nails, Lively has a special talent for making the strange look fabulous. Like this:

https://www.instagram.com/p/9Pb7x2R4DW/

 What is that? Where can it be bought?

Russell Crowe's 'SNL' promos are here. Are you not entertained?

Paris Jackson's boyfriend has a Confederate flag tattoo and he doesn't even regret it.

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Paris Jackson recently celebrated her 18th birthday, and got a tattoo in memory of her dad, Michael Jackson, which she showed off on Instagram. Paris Jackson has a new boyfriend, Michael Snoddy, 26, who she's also been showing off on Instagram.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDCQItIpryv/?hl=en

Snoddy has a lot of tattoos, and one of them is of the Confederate flag.

https://www.instagram.com/p/wC3UUfOpDa/?hl=en

According to his Instagram account, he got the tattoo in November 2014. He captioned the photo: "I've been wanting this tattoo since middle school!" and added the hashtag #southernpride and #cowboysfromhell.

Oh, okay, so this is a Pantera tattoo? The metal band Pantera is from Texas, and does use the Confederate flag on a lot of their merchandise. The CFH tattooed on top of the flag on Snoddy's forearm is for Pantera's 1990 Cowboys From Hell album. So he's a Pantera fan. Okay. But their former lead singer Phil Anselmo is a racist garbage human, so the whole thing is questionable.

Actually, in a lot of his pictures, Snoddy's wearing a Confederate flag T-shirt.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BA5iLnuupMg/?hl=en

All right, guy, you're from the South and you're proud of it. Fine. But there are tons of other tattoos he could get to show his Southern pride: a bowl of grits, a mint julep, a big hat—the list is endless.

According to TMZ, Jackson's family is concerned, thinking the tattoo and Snoddy's general love for the Confederate flag might be a nod towards his true feelings about black people.

TMZ spoke to Snoddy who said"I wouldn't be dating a black girl if I were a racist."

The whole thing is a bunch of yikes. Snoddy's got some 'splainin' to do.

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9-year-old journalist who broke murder story hits back at critics who say she should be playing.

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Nine-year-old reporter Hilde Kate Lysiak is not playing around. Her self-started publication, the Orange Street News, recently broke a murder story in her hometown of Selinsgrove, Pennsylvania, before professional news outlets did.

But some adults are upset that she isn't "playing with dolls" or having "tea parties" instead of hitting the streets for scoops on hammer-related homicides. Hilde's now responded to her critics, one of whom dismissed her work as "sensationalist trash," and she pulls no punches in giving them a piece of her mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ShfNQOUeAY

The free speech button, the cat shirt, the R.E.M. soundtrack: this kid is bleeping awesome, and probably smarter than the adults whose harsh criticisms she read aloud to prove she doesn't give a darn what they think.

Her response below.

I was able to inform the people that there was a terrible murder hours before my competition even got to the scene. In fact, some of these adult read newspapers were reporting the wrongs news, or no news at all. All the while, the Orange Street News is out covering the murder.

I know this makes some of you uncomfortable, and I know some of you just want me to sit down and be quiet because I’m nine, but if you want me to stop covering news, than you get off your computer and do something about the news.

There, is that cute enough for you? I’m Hilde Kate Lysiak. Thanks for watching. Izzy, shut this off, I’m done.

Izzy is her 12-year-old sister, who handles OSN's photos and videos. According to The Guardian, Hilde caught the journalism bug when her father, Matthew Lysiak, a former reporter for The New York Daily News, would sometimes take his daughters on the job.

She found journalism really interesting, and my older daughter, too. They would ask lots of questions...She was embraced when she was doing cuter stories, but about six months into writing the paper, she got more confident and started stepping outside the box.

Hell yeah she did, and now she's a bona fide Diane Sawyer in the making. Be proud, Daddy Lysiak; not every dad gets upstaged by their own nine-year-old.

Lysiak's been running OSN since 2014, and has covered everything from eggings to drug crimes. Below you can see a video of the fearless kid reporter chasing down middle schoolers who offered an 11-year-old drugs. You go Hilde (also, please, please be careful)!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8mycY27kLc

Apparently Blac Chyna's not buying Tyga's supportive act. Unless 'deadbeat mama' is a compliment.

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On Tuesday, rapper and Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend, Tyga, tweeted some very nice and happy things about the engagement of his ex (and mother of his child) Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian. But now, this Thursday, TMZ says Blac Chyna's not buying it. The rapper apparently took it all back because that’s how it goes in this cluster-fuck of Kardashian family relations. Oops.

You sneaky, sneaky Tyga.

According to TMZ, “sources directly connected to Chyna” said that Tyga is on the warpath to destroy Chyna’s life and even hired a lawyer to help him take full custody of their son, King. The rapper also allegedly called her: a “drunk whore,” “deadbeat mama,” and “nasty bitch.” A complete 360.

Well, those nasty curse words sure juxtapose your heartfelt and sincere tweets, eh Tyga? Here’s one of your terrific Tuesday tweets, just in case you forgot: 

https://twitter.com/Tyga/status/717505414980640768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

TMZ reports:

Our sources say Tyga will not even speak to Chyna ... their only direct contact is email. We're told he changed his cell and won't give her the new number. Most of the parenting decisions are made with their nanny as the go-between.

This gist of this whole conflict is probably that Tyga thinks that Chyna and Kardashian’s engagement to Rob will somehow negatively affecting his son’s happiness

If there's one lesson to take from the entertainment industry, it’s that happiness often has an unreliable expiration date.


Dude tweets intense saga of adopting a dog in 'Skyrim.' Oh and now you're crying.

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Patrick Lenton is a writer and an avid player of the game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, which would take about twenty minutes to explain, so just accept that it's a fantasy video game and move on. While playing the game, Lenton came across a dog.

Not Lenton's dog, but he'll do.

This dog changed the course of Lenton's (video game) life. Upon choosing to adopt him, Lenton unknowingly set up a chain of reactions that are dramatic, epic, engrossing, hilarious—everything that you wouldn't expect from a Twitter story about video games. 

https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717163582115307521https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717163731466063872https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717163850802462720https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717164059628417025https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717164228432429056https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717164367234490370https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717164483391528960https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717164593831776256https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717164748115038208https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717164794952822788https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717164978692722689https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717165111593402368https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717165266749116417https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717165466980995072https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717165665493213185https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717165820657295361https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717166141827715072https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717166440336330758https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717166605306703872https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717166758054920192https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717166901172899841https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717166977941286912https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717167111106207744https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717167428103327749https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717167494432030721https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717167643157901313https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717167901980012544https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717168473122603011https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717169213438164992https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717169491222724608https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717169525381173249https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717169698693976065https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717169814096052224https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717169872275279872

That was oddly moving.

If you're concerned about the other dog that Lenton picked up along the way, all is well with that creature.

https://twitter.com/PatrickLenton/status/717334551127691264

This game is weird. And beautiful.  

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The Internet loves this guy's perfect buns that defy the laws of physics.

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YouTube user catpiggy uploaded this video of a Chinese street food vendor flipping around his buns in a really impressive way. The video, which has gained attention since being uploaded to the Artisan Videos subreddit, will hypnotize you and make you hungry for carbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ5zrdZQIqk

The flare! The panache! The gluten. Talk about dinner and a show! Usually the best part of cooking is eating the food, but his bun-flinging skills are so cool that is doesn't even matter how they taste. Well, okay, it matters a little bit. Now go try to make a grilled cheese without burning down your house. 

Drew Barrymore's 3-year-old daughter picked the perfect outfit for doing yoga if you're a princess.

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On Wednesday, Drew Barrymore shared an adorable Instagram photo that shows her doing the (flying dog? incapacitated butterfly?) yoga pose next to her daughter, Olive. Instead of rocking some item from Lululemon, the tot made the more awesome decision to dress up as one of your favorite Disney princesses: Elsa from Frozen.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BD4EmHRtRoL/?taken-by=drewbarrymore

"Princess Elsa came to our mother/daughter yoga class," Barrymore captioned the photo. 

Recently, Barrymore has separated from her husband, Will Kopelman. In a joint statement to US Weekly on Monday, the ex-couple said:“Sadly our family is separating legally, although we do not feel this takes away from us being a family." 

"Divorce might make one feel like a failure, but eventually you start to find grace in the idea that life goes on. Our children are our universe and we look forward to living the rest of our lives with them as the first priority."

Lesson: whether you're a Disney princess or a celebrity, yoga is for everyone. And (horrible joke coming), divorce is too?

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People who should grow up already are sharing why their parents are disappointed in them.

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Unfortunately for many, parents can't chose their children and children can't chose their parents, which makes for interesting relationships. And there's nothing more interesting, or really—horrifying— than when your parents are disappointed in you. The guilt can stay in your system for decades. To alleviate it, people on Twitter are sharing reasons why their parents are disappointed in them, and they're mostly hilarious and involve becoming a heathen.

1. Facebook official.

https://twitter.com/Nessa_Star4/status/718067824506241024

2. No need to put a ring on it.

https://twitter.com/charley_ck14/status/718054206272352256

3. DIY Communion. 

https://twitter.com/charley_ck14/status/718052933158498304

4. Crime of fashion.

https://twitter.com/fardaddy/status/718050956034895872

5. Just an inkling.

https://twitter.com/MeaganAldaine/status/718047729004445696

6. So much potential.

https://twitter.com/BadJordon/status/718047330839048192

7. Times they are a changin'.

https://twitter.com/PeteMaes/status/718046603299266561

8. Deep.

https://twitter.com/tlcprincess/status/718047527656886273

9. To Xfinity and beyond.

https://twitter.com/melynn2378/status/718075753137446913

10. Hello, kitties.

https://twitter.com/realbadger/status/718079530091425793

11. They need a Genius.

https://twitter.com/Jessberrie/status/718075893944619008

12. It was the best of times.

https://twitter.com/GrundleTheTroll/status/718074930756259841

13. It's about time.

https://twitter.com/Buehlmeister/status/718046598325018624

14. It goes way back.

https://twitter.com/JLeytonNGTP/status/718082318938800128

15. A small detail.

https://twitter.com/Mr_Eichenberg/status/718045587447422977

16. Yuge mistake.

https://twitter.com/bigsexy_tote/status/718046564971847681

17. Patience, parents.

https://twitter.com/tlcprincess/status/718052418978779136

18. Too close for comfort.

https://twitter.com/Chris_Kokoski/status/718047174530048001

19. The end.

https://twitter.com/MsTexas1967/status/718047402813431809

Handsome sales executive Edward Mjelde decides to live out of his car to prove he can make you jealous of that too.

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After walking 5,000 miles across the country on the American Discovery Trail, Edward Mjelde of WalkUSA took his dream of living outdoors and went for it, despite his career ambitions. He ended up with an SUV that doubles as his home, when he's not working as a pool industry sales executive, and has been living out of it for a over a year now. Somehow, it doesn't seem to affect his work at all.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDbyZaxOw72/

All of my belongings fit and are easily accessible in the trunk of my 2014 Ford Escape. I do not store anything on my passenger seats or in the floor space of my vehicle. I store house keeping items and hygiene products discreetly in the side door storage pockets and extra shoes under my front seats. Showers are taken at the gym and the bathrooms I use are public. Everything I own is in my vehicle. No storage unit. No side apartment.

Mjelde recently posted a guide explaining how he'd been able to do it, and if you don't mind a cramped sleeping arrangement or relying on public restrooms, it looks pretty doable. After you read it, you will have no excuse not to say sayonara to your landlord and live an on-the-go lifestyle.

The Beginning: This my first version of my setup.

Upgrading the Ice Chest: Broadening my cooking options I upgraded from my small Igloo to a heavily insulated Roadie Yetti cooler.

Expanding the Space of the Bed: My Yetti cooler serves dual purpose. I found that when my front passenger seat is moved all the way forward and when my back seats are set down, it had the perfect dimensions to create additional space. This additional space allows me to lay down completely in the vehicle. I am 6'2''.

Upgrading the Drawers: I decided to upgrade from my plastic drawers to a locking office drawer that I purchased from Ikea. It is a lot nicer to work out of and it provides an extra layer of protection for my belongings in the event of a break-in.

Everything I Own Can Fit In My Trunk: All I need to do is pop the trunk and all my items are available for me. Looking in, it would be hard to tell I live out of the vehicle.

What's in the Drawers? (Top Drawer): The top drawer is my Hobby Drawer. I love motion memory type activities (Juggling, Poi, Butterfly Knife, Lock Picking, Harmonica). Here I store various other fun items.

What's in the Drawers? (Middle Drawer): In my middle drawer I store all of my clothes. Using a technique to roll my shirts allows me to keep my clothing organized. Work clothes for the next day get hung up.

What's in the Drawers? (Bottom Drawer): In the bottom drawer I store all my cooking supplies and food. I also have an small case with basic utensils stored outside of the drawer. I have two stoves, a Jet Boil and an MSR Dragonfly.

Sleeping Equipment: I store my sleeping equipment in 42L Osprey Variant backpack. Items include an ENO hammock with Atlas chords, bivy sack, Thermorest Neoair mattress, mattress cover, compact pillow, and homemade tarp.

Work on the Road: Even with everything I own stored in my vehicle I still have space to accommodate the items I need for work. Here you see me storing catalogs and posters while still being able to enjoy the space of my vehicle.

Modern Office: I use a compact folding table and chair to make an outside work station. I have a car outlet in my trunk where I plug in an inverter to charge devices. When I park outside of a location with a WIFI hotspot, I have the perfect outdoor office.

Sleeping Outside and Enjoying Life: I choose this lifestyle. This is what gives life meaning to me. I spend most of my time outside and sleep most of my nights out too. The world is my home.

The results? Mjelde doesn't have to pay rent, and he can take whimsical photos like this whenever he wants.

https://www.instagram.com/p/7YNXDGuw3N/

When Mjelde is not living outdoors, he is with his coworkers at a Pool and Spa Show in Atlantic City, who may or may not know that he catches up on work while sitting in front of an exhaust pipe.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBILFIDuw8y/?taken-by=walkusa

Do you have what it takes to live the Mjelde lifestyle?


Student who disrupted class emails everyone to say 'you don't know what it's like to be beautiful.'

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Redditor ShotgunWedding0 shared the tale of a student who had an outburst in a geology class (itself an interesting scenario—who takes a geology class?) and sent an apology email that only made things worse. The young woman in question disrupted class by screaming and swearing at other students, and later sent an email to the whole class and professor to try justify her actions. Channeling One Direction in her own twisted way, she told everyone, "You don't know what it's like to be beautiful."

"The Beautiful Defense" is the new"affluenza."

She wrote:

You don't Know what it's like to be beautiful

Hey class, This is your friendly and defensive student Raylena. I want to apologize for the mess I created in class. The reason I am so defensive is because I'm beautiful and blessed. unfortunately there are people in the world who are not as pretty and truly kind at heart like me.

She followed up that ridiculous message with an equally ridiculous one a few minutes later.

If you have to state "I am perfectly emotionally stable," it might not be the case.

The follow-up reads:

Hey class, I just wanted to apologize one more time because I know that knowing I'm beautiful can be irritating - I just want you all to know that I am perfectly emotionally stable.

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Those emails, paraphrased.

Things got worse when the student started targeting ShotgunWedding0's girlfriend directly:

And then it got even worse, as Raylena sent another non-apology to the ENTIRE CLASS.

Other than not knowing the difference between "your" and "you're," this girl is a scarily capable cyberbully.

ShotgunWedding0 wrote that in the end, the professor didn't do anything. But his girlfriend sent the screenshots and emails to the Dean of Students, who have stationed campus security officers by the lecture hall in case she has another outburst. Either the "I'm so beautiful!" defense worked, or these emails and outbursts weren't sufficient grounds for expulsion.

This has to be the most dramatic geology class of all time.

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Geology rocks.

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A sweet breastfeeding photo is going viral because that ain't her kid.

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In March, Australian mother of three Meg Nagle posted a Facebook photo that shows her breastfeeding her sister's baby. According to Little Things, Nagle's 4-month-old nephew apparently refused to take a sip from a bottle containing his mom’s expressed breast milk. So Nagle, who was given permission by her sister, decided to nurse him since her sister was at work.

The infant fell "asleep in minutes" once she breastfed him. 

https://www.facebook.com/themilkmeg/photos/pb.409295012457689.-2207520000.1459865654./965743576812827/?type=3&theater

My gorgeous little nephew! While my sister was at work today I tried to give him a bottle of her expressed milk a few times (which he wouldn't take). I could see he was tired so I popped him on the boob and voila, he was asleep in minutes.

Facebook users were somewhat divided over the photo.

I personally get so anxious/angry inside just even thinking about someone else nursing my baby girl. 

I don't think it's wrong for others if it's something they're comfortable with. I just personally choose to keep my that bond between my baby & myself only.

I nursed a friend's baby when I was babysitting (with her okay.) Instantly put baby to sleep for a nap. Best thing ever!!! I wish it was more socially acceptable to share feeding duties. So much easier than messing with bottles!!!

According to Today, Nagle wrote a book on breastfeeding with the wonderful title Boobin’ All Day…Boobin’ All Night: A Gentle Approach To Sleep For Breastfeeding Families. She also “has wet nursed before for two different friends.”

"As a breastfeeding mother, when you see a baby who is in need of comfort or milk and the mother is not there or does not have enough milk, many of us feel a motherly instinct to nurse the child, as it's just a biological pull," Nagle told Today.

What do you think?

Guy tricks his Tinder dates into thinking they're stoned in video that sort of passes for a prank.

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How do you make a Tinder encounter even more uncomfortable? By tricking your dates into thinking they are getting high, filming it, and then telling them it was all a joke for a YouTube video! Haha?

A dude named Ryan from Hammy TV, a YouTube prank channel, set up a fake Tinder profile that said he wanted to "meet up, hang out and smoke." Ryan told the girls that they were smoking THC (marijuana) out of his vape, but he just put in regular vape juice (no marijuana or nicotine), so it is impossible for them to get high. The results of the prank are awkward as hell. Watch the "placebo effect" in action below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA6VQ8gntpU

After the initial video went viral, Ryan decided to humiliate more women by making a part 2. The video is formatted the same exact way, but this one includes a pregnant chick who really wants weed! Her face is blurred out so you can't even call CPS on her. It is more sad than anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG5nXRDATNI&annotation_id=annotation_3293408203&feature=iv&src_vid=YA6VQ8gntpU

 It's unclear if these videos are so uncomfortable because Ryan asked girls out, lied to them, and filmed the encounter without asking them first, or if it's because these girls are acting a fool after taking zero hits of marijuana. All in all, the whole prank is ick-inducing on many levels.

The 17 most annoying boyfriends in Internet history will make you glad you're single.

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The Internet is littered with the smoldering remains of celebrity boyfriends who didn't pan out; cheating boyfriends who got, quote unquote, what was coming to them; and—*shudder*—adorable boyfriends who went viral. But it is the annoying boyfriends who live forever in our webby hearts as peak Internet. These are the idiots and jokesters who pull obnoxious pranks on for the sole delight of their Tumblr followers and the everlasting dismay of their significant others. Heroes, all. Find them below.

1. The ​guy who could not stop making IKEA puns to his increasingly vulnerable girlfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T2oje4cYxw

"Hey, Dana!" becomes a war trumpet heralding another unrelenting pun attack aimed at the heart of her sanity. The man's a pun-master, and his girlfriend makes the following face approximately 10 seconds into the video:

The puns continue forever in her nightmares.

2. The guy who made absolutely sure his girlfriend regretted asking him to pick up her makeup.

It goes on and on, here.

3. The guy who thought his Xbox tweet to his lady friend "Danni" was clever—

https://twitter.com/BradleyMeasor/status/647135625599156224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

—when it wasn't. Danni's response was clever.

https://twitter.com/dannibishopp/status/647138797336051712?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Bye Felicia.

4. The cruel boyfriend who popped the wrong question on his unsuspecting, unbelievably gullible girlfriend.

https://www.facebook.com/bradholmesofficial/videos/1197174466979417/

She did get him back, though.

https://www.facebook.com/bradholmesofficial/videos/1198714286825435/

But it wasn't really as good.

5. Simple. Undeniable. This boyfriend who has a snore that sounds like a question. It is intolerable.

https://soundcloud.com/yourj12345/my-boyfriends-snoring-sounds

6. The guy who intentionally misunderstood his girlfriend's request for flowers.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153552154568834&set=o.112463368812803&type=3

A Tesco delivery man knocked my door yesterday morning and I sent him away telling him he had the wrong address! we've never ordered online from Tesco and why on earth did I need 12 bags of flour? He came back insisting the delivery was for me as he'd spoke to my boyfriend!

Definitley the last time I'll ever mention that I'd love to have flowers delivered to the house!!

By the way the delivery driver was lovely

Boyfriends make bad puns, for they are training to become dads.

7. Up for interpretation, but you at least have to consider including this guy who accused his GF of sleeping with the entire Wu-Tang Clan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB_FZa8SNic

Even though the judge clearly thinks she did it, it's still annoying for your jealous boyfriend to not only accuse you of cheating, but to insist, over and over again in a court of law, that you cheated with an entire clan of Wu-Tangs. Watch the first 12 seconds of that video. Please.

8. This mustachioed villain who bought his girlfriend a fake pregnancy test. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=5OVmUNhePb8

(And honorable mention to whatever devious boyfriend invented fake pregnancy tests.)

9. The world's least-secure boyfriend, who started a GoFundMe so he could afford to follow his girlfriend on spring break.

https://www.instagram.com/p/0O_O07IOAT/

And succeeded. "You thought this was your trip this our trip. We on spring break. Ain't no spring without me. I put the 'I' in spring."

https://www.instagram.com/p/0QbauMoOCy/

"I miss my friends," says his (at the time) girlfriend.

10. Some call the dude who proposed secretly for 148 straight days"adorable." 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYAeqchcpZo

Others, like this writer, will point out that the girlfriend in question must have hated never seeing any of the selfies her boyfriend was taking. And also feeling really stupid when she realized what was going on nearly half a year later.

11. The guy who used his girlfriend leaving her purse at his house as an invitation to Internet fame.

And so it began.
He just did this, over and over.
In different locations.
Until it had to stop.

12. Or this guy, who did the exact same thing but with his girlfriend's live animal he was babysitting.

"Living fast as slowly as possible."
Probably a fetish some humans have, also.

Why do boyfriends think it is amazing to take photos of their girlfriend's possessions in weird situations? Because they're clever geniuses, that's why.

13. The boyfriend who proposed in an aquarium photo booth...

So eager.

...and doomed the couple to the silliest engagement photo of all time.“Had I known this was going to be our engagement photo,” she said on Reddit. “I might have chosen a different background.”

14. The dingus who accompanied this photo with, "Sometimes I think my girlfriend is just too lucky to have me..."

Ah yes, very clever.

15. The boyfriend who very annoyingly became an ex-boyfriend and a cat-lady at the same time.

https://twitter.com/amynelmes/status/533040729312866304?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

He writes:

1. You refuse to update your relationship status on Facebook

2. You won't include me in things like the wedding this weekend. I should have been the one to escort you

3. You are rude to my cat and that makes me uncomfortable

4. You do not share your time equally and by now your boyfriend should be taking priority

5. Your swearing is very unladylike

6. You won't disclose how many sexual partners you have had which makes me think it is upwards of 3 and anything more than that is unacceptable

Obviously, number 3 is the winner—but number 5 is a close second, if that makes sense.

16. Clearly, the boyfriend who just laughs and films while his girlfriend's kid plays with her giant floppy dildo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FVHZfBTZY

YOU CAN ONLY HOPE IT IS CLEAN.

17. The artist slash boyfriend who returned a sweet note with some creative stick f*ckers.

Here's his cousin.

In case that wasn't charming enough, he followed it up with this note on Reddit, "...needless to say I didn't get laid that night."

Every boyfriend on this list.

Great job, gentlemen! You're the 17 most annoying boyfriends on the Internet...so far. There will be more.

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