JCPenney is in the news for something other than sluggish sales: the company is being talked about for a so-called "period skirt." Alas, this piece of clothing isn't designed with built-in protection or clever patterns meant to disguise accidents. The skirt is being mocked for looking like someone period-ed all over it.

"Really could've picked a better place for that "flower" design..." reads the viral Imgur photo of the JCPenney catalogue.

On the website, the Worthington Side Slit Pencil Skirt simply looks like a floral skirt.

Regardless, the skirt is now known as the period skirt.

If one looks quickly when the skirt is in movement, the floral design does resemble a menstruation that's been set free to stain the Earth. Though shouldn't the flower be on the other side of the skirt to be a true period skirt?

Placement of one's period accidents aside, JCPenney has finally responded to the media storm.

Like all women come to do eventually, they've accepted their period. Congratulations, JCPenney. You've truly entered adulthood now.

Do you think JCPenny's "period skirt" looks like someone menstruated on it?

Georgina Ryland is a makeup artist in Australia who truly uses the face as a canvas. In a world where doing a simple cateye wing tip is already so damn hard, Ryland creates miniature masterpieces on her face. She calls the series Makeup For Ants, which is perhaps a Zoolander reference, but definitely a tribute to how intricate these works of art are. Here are Ryland's most astonishing looks. 

1. Still life.

2. A galaxy far, far away.

3. I'm lovin' it.

4. A pattern fit for an Anthropologie quilt.

5. The Mask.

6. Monet, mo' problems.

7. Gogh big or Gogh home.

8. Riding The Great Wave.

9. Bird's eye view.

10. Sweet.

11. PSL, I Love You.

12. Shipwrecked.

13. DIY jewelry.

14. Feeling blue.

15. An abstract.

16. Floral arrangement.

17. The Great Wave via Gotyé.

Related: Uncanny Russian makeup artist can make anybody look like a completely different person. 

In a reversal of previous plans, Sookie will be gracing screens once more in the Gilmore Girlsrevival. Melissa McCarthy announced the news to Ellen during an interview that would've been great regardless—because those two. Listen to McCarthy share the best news since Rory rejected Logan's proposal:

The stars have aligned, all is right in the world. Melissa McCarthy is not too famous to return to her roots as the best friend of Lorelai Gilmore, who bakes like nobody's business and may or may not be very annoying.

McCarthy didn't disclose how big her role would be on the four revival episodes. Hopefully she's on-screen long enough for more to happen to her character aside from listening to Lorelai's complaints. 

What scenario do you most want to happen on the "Gilmore Girls" revival?

A new post from the eagle-eyed starwatchers at TMZ has proposed a compelling theory—that 18-year-old Paris Jackson (daughter of the late Michael Jackson) has been gradually adopting the style and mannerisms of 23-year-old Miley Cyrus (daughter of the living Billy Ray Cyrus).

Although it sounds crazy, the photo evidence supports TMZ's claim—the Princess of Pop is starting to look suspiciously similar to Miley Cyrus, pop princess. Here's Jackson:

And here's Cyrus in 2013:

And it's not just the blonde pompadour, either. Lately, Jackson has been ramping up her tattoo game:

And dating edgier people:

And sharing more weird memes on Instagram:

It's uncanny. She's Miley 2.0. The only step left is for Paris Jackson to start a feud with Jodie Sweetin for no reason. Then the transformation will be complete.

This was the week that spring finally arrived. Baseball is back, Bernie Sanders and Ted Cruz both won upset victories in Wisconsin, and American Idol crowned its final winner. All this, plus jokes about pockets, eggs, millennials, and teaching birds to curse, in the top 39 tweets of the week!

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Bernie Sanders' lifelong progressive convictions have provided fantastic comedic fodder for late night television, but he's been a good sport about playing along with people who trivialize his deepest beliefs. Until now. 

The Democratic candidate has struck back, unloading on a variety of topics during Late Night with Seth Meyers' new segment, "Ya Bernt." Ranging from Goldman Sachs to the 1% to 1-percenter Seth Meyers' dumb haircut, the Berninator dished out sick berns on all who crossed into his line of fire. 

Do you think Bernie deserves a nap?

Last year, Erica Diaz was helping her daughter clean up after an art project that involved some craft glitter, when one tiny piece of it got stuck in her eye. The glitter ruptured her cornea, and she got a painful infection that wouldn't go away. Several surgeries and more medicine than you can imagine later, and she had to have her entire eye removed and replaced with a prosthetic.

So. This is a piece about eyes. Eyeballs. This is a very sensitive topic for many people, and people who are squeamish about eyeballs and eyeball trauma, there's no need for you to read further. Anyone interested in how a piece of glitter can cause someone to lose their vision and ultimately, their entire eyeball, read on (and, of course, the morbidly curious are welcome, too).

Diaz documented her entire ordeal on Imgur, under the username "minimonster1437" and actually kept an amazing sense of humor about the whole thing.

So first, the glitter got in her eye, ruptured the cornea, and caused an infection.

She had to have a biopsy.

And then a cornea transplant.

Followed by a procedure called corneal cross linking.

Diaz explains, "It's meant to strengthen the collagen in all of the areas that the glitter and subsequent swelling has fucked it up and made it thin. It should also help the eyeball to not explode—which is good."

But the procedure did not go well.

Surgery was "intense and had complications." Meaning I woke up. Twice. It was supposed to be a twilight sedation thing. Nope. Sedative wore off about half way through and I woke up screaming and in a panic cause HEY I CAN FEEL YOU SLICING MY EYE. More drugs did nothing. Ended up being put completely under. Woke up from that as well. Didn't panic, just told them I was awake. Anesthetia was super nice and calmed me down and told me My heart rate was burning through all his good drugs. More drugs. Didn't knock me out, but close enough to get the job done.

And then all the drops and chemicals used dripped into her hair, eyelashes and eyebrows, basically melting them off.

Next, another cornea transplant. Which also did not go well. And she woke up during it, again.

The entire cornea, the lens, and about 35% of the vitreous humor which had just been turned to pus by my eye. It was putting so much pressure on the blood vessels that the numbing medication was unable to penetrate, which is why I felt the surgery and repeated local numbing injections had to be used. Needles to the eye aren't so bad after like the third one. An antimicrobial solution was put into the eye chamber and tissue samples were taken from areas I marked in green to test and try and figure out what contamination is causing all of this or if it's an autoimmune hyper reaction or what. Won't know till Monday, probably.

After the second cornea transplant, she and the doctors got some answers as to why her eye wouldn't heal.

"Aggressive fungus as introduced by foreign body". The glitter went bouncing through my eye jelly leaving a million cuts and introducing a fungus. The fungus latched on to the warm dark environment on the inside of my eyeball and just started making itself right at home like there wasn't already a bunch of established stuff happening in there. It Christopher Columbused my eye. so we have an answer, now we know how to treat! No we don't. I'm allergic to the medication that would normally be used to treat this, so we are adding 2 more meds (that my insurance isn't paying for) and giving it about a week. If shit is not improving in that week, the bitch gotta go. So long as the infection is contained within the eye then I'm ok. Blind, in pain and pissy ... but ok. If the fungus takes the optic nerve and travels to the brain then I'm fucked, so if there's even a tiny babyfart of a whisper that it's going that way, then back to surgery I go to remove the eye. So on the off chance that I die the most imgurian death ever (glitter fungus ate her brain... really... that's just... you can't write this shit)

Two weeks later, it wasn't looking much better (ugh, no pun intended).

Well, I have managed to force pus and, evidently, my iris, out through the spaces between the stitches. As you can see, the fungus is already re growing and the border of the transplant is pretty clearly visible, which it shouldn't be at this point. Signs of failure are pretty clear and there is still a big chance that the infection is too bad and I will have to have the whole eye removed. All of this over a stupid little piece of gold glitter.

And so the eye had to go.

There was just no saving the eye. 2 failed cornea transplants, medicinal injections, drops, oral meds, etc. Nothing ever really controlled the infection. My vision was gone gone by the end, not even light sensitive. At my last check up they discovered opportunistic growths in the eyeball and that it was starting to cave in on itself in the back. If this happened, and it ruptured, the fungus would be pushed into my bloodstream and cause systemic sepsis. There was a chance that fucking piece of glitter in my eye could actually kill me. It was time for an enucleation...

The one good side, as Diaz pointed out: "They are saying I am 6-8 weeks away from having the cosmetic portion of the new eye. Also, once the mold is made for it, I can take that mold and have all kinds of cool eyes made. Eye of Sauron, Terminator Eye, Eye of the Tiger..."

After her eye was removed, she could at least start to heal.

This is what the inside of the eye looks like. There is an internal prosthetic that has muscle tissue pulled over it. The muscles that would normally move the eyeball are now attached to this internal prosthetic. The prosthetic gives some shape, but not a lot. It's much smaller than the eyeball I was born with. I was given a clear spacer to keep the eyelid off of the inside of the eye so it didn't heal all fused together.

And finally—a prosthetic eye made to match her other eye.

A friend of Diaz's set up a GoFundMe page for her medical bills (especially because her insurance refused to pay some of them) which has raised nearly $5,000.

And her outlook remains positive.

I guess a brush with potential glittery death helps you figure out what you really love and what you don't. Do I think glitter should be banned? No. Just wear goggles and gloves when using it to protect your eyes and keep it from getting stuck under your nails where you risk rubbing it into your eyes accidentally. Fuck glitter bombs, tho.

Kristin Cavallari, author of the newly released book Balancing in Heels and once-cast member on "Laguna Beach," has officially reached level 100 on the celebrity mother scale, as evidenced by a recent Instagram photo. The picture shows Cavallari in a teeny bikini, sporting those trendy reflective sunglasses and holding up a breast pump. To top it all off, she's tagged a luxury vacation company because she's celebrity enough to be a spokesperson for that.

Back in November, according to People, Cavallari popped out her third kid, Saylor. Her other kids with sporty husband Jay Culter are coming up on the fun ages of two and four. With all these young ones around, Cavallari has been mom-ing hard on the Instagram recently.

Cavallari has been a mother and fashionable human, who sports more than tanks and flip-flops, for some time. Yet it's still hard to not be proud of how well she has shed her teenage persona.

When you need to drop a deuce badly, you can't help but feel an immense, impending doom. And it's even worse when there's no toilet (and of course, no toilet paper) in sight. So the natural thing to do is to poop wherever the hell you are, right? 

Unfortunately, someone on Reddit gave folks a chance to share their greatest number two stories by asking them, "Where's the weirdest place that you have ever pooped?" After reading this disgustingly hilarious potpourri of stories, you'll consider keeping a roll of TP with you at all times.

1. 109810's version of toilet paper is all natural, not recommended.

In a forest of pine trees. I wiped. With. A. Pinecone.

2. The place JayqHD pooped is probably the place you lost your virginity.

Shat in the backseat of a car. I asked to stop but by the time we got to a restroom it was too late. I had literally been lifted four inches off of my seat by this solid, fibrous poo the size of a raccoon. I sat there in shame for 20 minutes as we made our way back across the bridge home. When we arrived, I got out of the car and the large clump of poo fell out of my shorts onto the concrete drive way. My father proceeded to hose my butthole with a high-pressured stream in the backyard, unable to keep a straight face.

3. This guy just never learns his lesson.

Had spicy italian sausage the night before the Philadelphia Marathon. Took a shit on someone's doorstep and wiped with my gloves.

Didn't make it back to the house during an early evening run and shit behind someone's RV in their driveway.

Lightly shit in my pants at work because a serial talker ranked well above me wouldn't let me go after saying I needed to be somewhere.

4. Sixtysevenfrogs is a perfect colleague if your name isn't Debra.

On Debra's desk.

5. Stripodi15R just made a mall cop's job even worse.

Took a shit in a mall parking lot. I had been back and forth to the bathroom all day due to some intestinal issues I had been having, and as I was walking up to my truck, it hit me, hard. There was no way I was going to make it back inside, so I walked to the side of the truck where I had the least chance of being seen, dropped trou and let it fly. (I should add that at least it was night time.) It wouldn't stop either. Every time I went to pull up my pants, another wave would hit me. To make matters worse, it was a tad windy, so as I'm releasing the kraken, the byproducts are splashing on the backs of my legs. I finally finish and realize I hadn't had the foresight to find something to wipe with, so I fastened my pants up as loosely as possible and duck-walked into the truck, where I spent the 10 mile drive back to the house with my ass hovering about 3 inches off of the seat.

6. And kudos to manskeet76 for making the game of golf a lot shittier.

In a golf hole... on a fairly nice course too.

7. MyUsernameIsGood will make you look at Gatorade differently.

When I was 11 on a hot summer day me and my two dumb friends got bored. We were hanging out in the development we live in and were sitting around when I had to go pee. I didn't feel like walking home so I asked if I could just go in the Gatorade bottle my friend had finished. He let me and so I went. For some reason we all found it so humorous (probably because we were so bored). After that my friends decided to piss in the bottle too, just out of sheer entertainment. So there we were, just sitting with a hot bottle of pee, when suddenly I had to shit. Still entertained by the bottle I joke with the idea of going crap in the bottle too. After briefly going over it I state that I would go if I had toilet paper. My friend rushes home on his bike to go get toilet paper after I say this. He comes back with a roll of toilet paper and a small fruit punch Kool-Aid mix packet.

I take the supplies and go into the woods where I squat down and pucker up my ass to the bottle's opening. I quickly shat into the bottle, wiped, and capped it. I then shaked that bottle as hard and fast as I could for the fuck of it. Right after my friend comes up with the idea to jerk off in it too but that was shot down immediately. So now after a good 10 minutes of walking around with the god awful mixture in a bottle, I make an even worse decision. In front of my friend's house, not knowing what to do with it I decide to see what will happen if I toss it into the air. After my friends yelling at me not to, I still do it. The bottle is launched into the air and immediately pops open with shit and piss the second it hits the floor. That street of my neighborhood was soaked in our piss and my shit for a day in the hot sun. The street smelled like a sweet fruity shit for a week. This just goes to show what can happen with some desperately bored children.

8. You can't blame liamsnorthstar's uncle for his unfortunate pooping experience. The name of the amusement park ride says it all.

Not me, but my uncle took us to Six Flags in Texas and shit his pants on the tower drop ride...I think it was called the Demon Drop.

It probably went a little something like this:

9. Nspectre's pooping place is very conceptual to say the least.

I can't think of any particularly weird places I've shat... but I've pissed off the top of the "H" of the Hollywood sign numerous times. :)

10. Irunxcforfun encountered some furry visitors at his weird beautiful pooping place.

Well, i went on a backpacking trip through the Colorado Rockies and one morning i thought it would be a fantastic idea to poop on top of this mountain looking at the sunrise! It was great, but just then 3 deer come waltzing in, stop and just stare at me while i'm doing my business... It was a bit weird..

11. MyOtherDogsMyWife found himself careening down a huge hill of self doubt and poop.

I was driving with my girlfriend one night, a couple months after we first started dating. We were heading back to my house, and I had to poop REALLY, REALLY badly.

Like, that poop that's so ready to come out that your anus is just naturally sliding it out, even while you clench as hard as you can.

So I pulled over and told her I really had to pee (we live in MA/NH, so it's not hard to be secluded on a back road). I run behind a building that has a back edge directly on a tree line, get my pants off as quick as possible, and just squat without looking at go at it. Well, it wasn't completely solid, even though it felt like it should have been. So here I am, my pants around my ankles, squatting in the raid behind a warehouse, pooping out soft serve. I panic, grab a handful of the nearest vegetation and begin wiping. I brought it in front of me trying to figure out what to do with the pile of poop leaves, and noticed it was poison ivy. So I threw it away from my self and in my panic, slipped and slid down a little embankment, which smeared the leftovers up my crack and my back. So then I take off my undershirt and attempt to finish cleaning myself off with it, and just threw it in the woods. I pulled up my pants, fixed my shirt and sweatshirt, and got back in the car. She asked what smelled so bad, but I wasn't exactly ready to tell her I was making chocolate soft serve in the woods and slid down a hill covering myself in my own liquid feces, so I told her I stepped in some kind of animal poop and slipped down a hill because it was wet.

I got home and changed as quick as possible. I think I got away with it...

Luckily, I only reacted to the poison Ivy on my hands, so there's that.

12. WaffleHouse38 is just one of those guys.

Urinal.

13. Fire_oxen is someone you want on your baseball team. He's not the person you want to see coming out of a bathroom stall.

3rd base. There were 2 outs left, batter's got an 0-2 count and he hits a drive off to my left. I'd been holding this behemoth of a BM for the entire inning and of course it had to be one of those really drawn out innings where our pitcher couldn't hit the ground if he tried. So batter hits it to me, I go to play it, and the levy finally broke. I made the out though, proceeded to waddle to the dugout, and then home where I proceeded to puke/shit my brains out for the rest of the day (food poisoning).

14. DeliriumTremen said f**k it to the rest stops.

Under a freeway on ramp in San Francisco. Couldn't hold it any longer.

15. HydeMe shat on a tarantula. That is all. Read how it all went down.

My dad and I had a secret fishing hole, which was about a 2-mile hike into the mountains. I really needed to go during one of our fishing trips, so my dad told me to go find a rock to rest on and do business.

I find this really large mossy green rock to sit on, and as I'm looking down at the ground wondering what is going to happen to my feces once I leave, I see this huge tarantula scuttling towards me. Not entirely done, I hurried to push out my poop. The tarantula ends up running right in between my legs and my poop lands directly on top of it. I proceeded to run out of the woods screaming with my pants still down at my ankles.

16. Simpersly totally should have let it all go at the first place.

I had a friend that pooped in an abandoned train station. Then he finished up in a Walgreen's just before closing.

17. Marcm6246 said it "was my duty to give nature my seeds."

On the side of a public bike trail. The day before I had eaten raspberries, saw a documentary that night about nature and one of the topics of it was how seeds were spread around through shit. While riding my bike I needed to take a shit, was close enough to a town with a restroom but thought about that documentary and felt it was my duty to give nature my seeds... That last sentence could be misinterpreted on so many levels.

But really, it was his doody. 

This video posted Wednesday on the Facebook page of Crusoe the celebrity Dachshund shows Crusoe playing a game of Dachshund hockey with fellow Dachshund Oakley (ostensibly not a celebrity). The competition is tough, and the game is a close one, with both dogs scoring points for being ridiculously cute, and for remembering to wear their helmets (safety first).

See? Hockey doesn't have to be violent? That goalie sucks, though. They should seriously replace him.

It seems unfair that celebrities—people who are so talented that they get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to do what they do—should be good at anything else. Celebs' lives seem like they are open books where we should already know everything about them, but sometimes, it turns out, celebrities have secret talents. Here are some examples of celebs' secret talents, and no, they're not just posing for pictures and signing large checks. 

1. Pierce Brosnan used to be a fire-eater.

Brosnan decided to pull out his old fire-eating routine for a 1996 episode of The Muppet Show. According to Contact Music, something went wrong with the type of fluid Brosnan used to blow the fire. 

It was like rocket fuel. I blew it, it all came back into my mouth and my mouth blew up. I had blisters for the rest of the show.

He has not done his fire-eating routine since. 

2. Geena Davis was almost in the Olympics for archery. 

Davis is in a league of her own when it comes to the sport. She even tried out for the US Olympic Archery Team in 2000. She made a satirical video about archery for Funny or Die in 2013, but her skills are very, very real. You could almost believe that she is the love child of Legolas and Katniss Everdeen.

In a 1999 interview with the New York Times, Davis spoke about how she first got into the sport. She was inspired by Justin Huish, a golden medalist who competed in the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. 

I was fascinated by how he shot arrows across the street at home and through his garage. It was kind of cool. He made it sound like fun, and that inspired me eventually to look into it. I met Justin at the beginning of 1997. He hooked me up with his coach that spring and I started taking lessons.

3. Bruce Willis should play more harmonica and make less Die Hard movies.

Willis has played harmonica alongside BB King, so you know he is the real deal. According to Ask Men, Willis even had a stint as a harmonica player for an R&B group.

In his later years, Bruce discovered his hidden talent -- playing the harmonica -- and performed with an R&B group, Loose Goose, for a time being. 

The A-Lister will also sing from time to time, and he is pretty good at that as well. 

4. Ellen Page came out as a juggler.

When the former Juno star is not juggling her life as an actor and activist, she is literally juggling. She is pretty good, too! She doesn't just do the normal stuff, she has some tricks up her sleeve that are pretty impressive. 

She showed off her juggling skills on Conan in 2013. 

5. Jason Lee was a professional skateboarder

The actor best known for playing Earl in the comedy series My Name is Earl and Dave Seville in the Alvin and the Chipmunks film franchise was a pro skateboarder in the 80s and 90s. 

According to Metro, Lee quit the sport because he thought he was getting too old.

In the 90s when I did it 25 was old to be competing but these days skateboarders are still professional in their 30s so things have changed now. Back then I left skateboarding and thankfully acting took off because I didn’t go to college, I left school early.

Although he doesn't skate professionally anymore, he still drops in from time to time. 

6. Nick Offerman is a professional woodworker.

When Offerman is off-screen, he tends to his woodworking business, "Offerman Woodshop." According to the company's website, Offerman used to build furniture to supplement his income when he was starting out as an actor. 

Offerman Woodshop is a small collective of woodworkers and makers based out of Nick Offerman’s kick-ass wood shop in East Los Angeles. We focus on hand-crafted, traditional joinery & sustainable slab rescue–working with fallen trees from throughout northern California & our urban LA environment. We like to carve spoons, chainsaw stumps, plank canoes, keep our chisels sharp with stones, build pinball machines & fine furniture.  From refined modern designs to enormous Middle-Earth masterpieces, we build it all while smiling a lot.

7. Chloe Grace Moretz knows how to handle a butterfly knife.

After playing Hit-Girl in the 2010 film Kick-Ass, it would seem that Moretz has picked up some pretty cool knife skills that would make you afraid to run into her in a dark alley at night. Moretz shows Conan how to use the knife, also known as a balisong.

Conan looks slightly terrified as Moretz flips the knife around, but she seems very comfortable showing off her fancy knife skills. 

8. Mila Kunis can give you a verbal lashing in Russian.

Kunis lived in Ukraine until she was seven, and Russian is her native tongue. Her husband, AshtonKutcher, even learned Russian so he could speak to their daughter in the language. 

While promoting her film Friends with Benefits in 2011, Kunis defended co-star Justin Timberlake to a Russian reporter using her native language. 

Kunis doesn't spend much time talking about her Eastern-European roots, calling it the most "mundane subject possible" in an interview with NJ.com.

9. Bob Barker was taught karate by Chuck Norris.

You have to be in pretty great shape in order to be twice named the Guinness Book of World Records "Most Durable Performer." Barker, 92, holds a black belt in karate and a red belt in tang soo do (a Korean martial arts style). He says he owes it all to Chuck Norris, who would come over to train him twice a week for many years. 

Norris spoke to World Net Daily in 2007 about coaching Barker.

Yes. Early in my career I not only trained Bob but other stars like Priscilla Presley and the legendary Steve McQueen, who encouraged me to go into movies back then. Bob was a great martial arts student of mine, even showing off his technique in the now classic Adam Sandler comedy, “Happy Gilmore.”

10. Mike Tyson races pigeons.

The former boxer is not quiet about his love for pigeons, but it is sometimes hard to hear him because his face tattoo is so loud. In a post he wrote for City Room in 2011, he said:

Actually if it weren’t for a pigeon, I may not have been the heavyweight champion of the world. Pigeons were the first loving relationship I ever had. As a matter of fact, when a bully that was antagonizing me killed one of my birds in front of me, I snapped and began fighting him. If it weren’t for this guy hurting my beloved animal, I may not have ever had the desire to fight. By him hurting an innocent being that I loved and cherished, it was the catalyst to the fighter within.

11. Harrison Ford flies (and sometimes crashes) planes.

Even though Harrison Ford is an action hero on screen, he still likes an adrenaline rush off camera. The Star Wars star has been an avid pilot for over 20 years. His flying instructor even told E! News:

Harrison Ford is a professional pilot in every sense of the term. He is rated in Turbo Jets and Helicopters and participates in factory simulator emergency training on a regular basis

Last year, Ford made headlines when he crashed a small World War II replica plane into a golf course in southern California. Luckily, Ford did not sustain any serious injuries. 

12. Christopher Walken tamed lions (don't act surprised).

In an interview with Indie Wire, Walken recounted the summer he spent as a lion tamer:

When I was 16 I spent a summer taming lions? But, it was fake... Well it was fake in the sense that the real lion tamer who owned the small circus, the gag was that he had a son, which he didn't. But I had an identical outfit, and he would do this big act with a dozen big cats. And then he would send them all out at the end and just leave this one old girl, and I would come in with my whip and I'd go like that and she'd sit up. But she was really more like a dog. [laughs] It wasn't really lion taming. She was very sweet.

He went on to say that the lion's name was Sheba, and that he got the gig from an ad in a trade paper. 

13.You probably wish you had Lupita Nyong'o's secret talent.

The most impressive secret talent of all might belong to Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o, who has learned how to do the impossible– fold a fitted sheet. This may not be as cool as taming lions or shooting arrows, but probably the most enviable talent in terms of practicability. Watch the amazing video below! 

Good thing these stars all have something to fall back on!

True to her brand, Jennifer Lawrence was candid in an interview with Harper's Bazaar, telling the magazine about her social life between Oscar-nominated performances in David O. Russell movies.

Lawrence said that she doesn't go out much: "I'm a nana. It's hard to get me out, and when I do go out I don't really stay out late," she said, but when she goes out, she goes out, explaining, "If I do stay out late and I'm partying hard, I will throw up. I don't have the tolerance to black out; I just start puking."

With perhaps the greatest segway of all time, she explains to her Bazaar interviewer:

Ask Emma Stone.

It was the night we saw Adele in L.A. She just started rubbing my back. She was really sweet. I was like, 'Get out of here. It's so gross.'"

Add to that party compadre Woody Harrelson.

"Woody cut his foot. He stayed over in one of my guest bedrooms, but that's where I started puking. I broke a candle because I can't just puke like a normal person—I flay my arms everywhere. And I didn't clean it up because I'm an asshole. The next day he cut his foot open. I was like, 'Fuck, am I going to get sued?' And he's like, 'Are you going to ask if I'm okay?'"

She demurely sips her tea.

"That night got crazy."

I suggest that the next time Lawrence embraces the porcelain, Adele should be in the corner singing as a distraction.

"Yeah!" She laughs. "She would be totally up for it."

If you go out rarely, you might as well go hard, even if the destination is to hear Adele croon piano ballads about breakups. Gotta support your squad, just as long as you don't get sued.

Lawrence regaled stories of her other celebrity friends, mentioning that she broed out with Aziz Ansari on Valentine's Day. "It was the one night I could see Aziz. For Valentine's he got me a stuffed animal, and I got him a 'That's So Raven' Valentine's Day card," she adds. 

Aziz definitely got the better gift.  

Up until recently, four-month-old Leo wasn't seeing much of the world. It wasn't because he's four months old, but because he suffers from oculocutaneous albinism. "This affects the coloring of his skin, hair, and eyes and leaves him with extremely impaired vision," Leo's dad David explained on YouTube.

Shortly after receiving the diagnosis, though, Leo was outfitted with a pair of glasses. And he was able to see his mom, Erin, for the first time. Stick around for the whole 32 seconds to see Leo's second round of smiles.

OK, there's a lot here. Your first reaction is probably: "Babies in glasses are so cute." Somewhere along the video, you might recognize the similarities between the baby and the old dude from Up. And then, of course, during those well-spent 32 seconds watching this video you should be thinking, "What a cute baby."

That brings you up to the end when you're like, "THIS IS THE CUTEST AND HAPPIEST BABY," while wiping away a single teardrop because this little child can now see the world and grow up to do things like watch TV.

Or maybe you had a slightly less dramatic reaction.

Jennifer Lopez's new song seems like it has all the makings of a super fun feminist anthem that you might want to put on your "girl power" playlist. It features J.Lo telling her boyfriend (or whoever) that she will not be cooking or cleaning while he just sits around playing video games, and ladies everywhere are totally like "yay!" There is just one big thing keeping this song from being the feel-good, lady-empowering hit you want it to be—it was produced by alleged rapist and Dr. Luke.

For those who don't know, singer Kesha (or Ke$ha, for the true fans) sued Dr. Luke, claiming sexual assault and battery, sexual harassment, gender violence, civil harassment, violation of California's unfair business laws, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent infliction of emotional distress, and negligent retention and supervision. Kesha has been trying to break her contract with the music producer ever since.

On Wednesday, Justice Shirley Kornreich threw out Kesha's appeal to be released from her label, which has many people upset. Basically, it's not a great time to be associated with the guy.

"I Ain't Your Mama" was written by Meghan Trainor and Jacob Kasher, and according to Jezebel Music, Dr. Luke provides the "pared-down syncopation that’s in the spirit of the reggaetón lite that’s been taking over pop radio".  Yes. A feminist anthem by Meghan Trainor that is produced by Dr. Luke. 

The problematic song has gotten people up in arms on Twitter.

Dr Luke, who isn't even a real doctor, has been responsible for such hits as "Since U Been Gone," "I Kissed a Girl," and "Timber." His lawsuit with Kesha is ongoing. 

Khloé Kardashian revealed in the April 6 episode of her talk show Kocktails With Khloé​ that after her father Robert died of cancer in 2003, she and her family received weird, mysterious phone calls that consisted of nothing but white noise.

In the clip, Khloé says the "white noise" calls were made to the Kardashian's clothing boutique, Smooch, and also to momager Kris Jenner's cell phone, at the same time every day. And (yep, you guessed it), they realized that was the time of day that Robert Kardashian had died. Hmmm. Interesting.

If they weren't phone calls from the afterlife, then what could they possibly have been? Perhaps just a random string of occurrences that a grieving family might attribute to something meaningful? Nah. Definitely ghost calls, right?

What do you think? Who was calling the Kardashians in 2003?