What do you do if you're a celebrity and you've shown your jugs off so much that everyone's like, "Yawn, what else you got?" Drop everything and go get those nips pierced, of course. Sure, there are plenty of other ways to get attention, like donating money to charity, having a Twitter meltdown, or riding a hoverboard through Times Square while engulfed in flames (just a suggestion). Here are 13 celebs who've blinged out their bodies in an attempt to say "Hey pal, my eyes are down here."
1. Lenny Kravitz has his nips pierced. You probably didn't even realize that since you were so distracted by the fact that he has showed everyone his pierced dong when his pants popped open last summer.
2. Kylie Jenner got her nipples pierced, ruining it for anyone who is truly into piercings.
3. Everyone got pretty mad when Janet Jackson showed her nipple piercing while they were watching a football game that one time.
4. It might be a little hard to look at Debra Jo Rupp (aka Eric's Mom on That 70's Show) the same way again after this.
5. Music trivia fun fact: Rihanna's song "Bitch Better Have My Money" was originally titled "Bitch Better Have My Money So I Can Buy More Nipple Rings."
6. When Christina Aguilera was in her "Dirty" phase, she had a bunch of foreign objects put in her body, including nipple and vaj rings.
7. What do we have here? Neil Patrick Harris with a nipple ring. Dang, Doogie Howser has a wild side.
8. Colton Haynes is best known for his role in the MTV reboot of Teen Wolf. He must have really howled when he got that needle shoved in his nip nip. (Get it?)
9. Kristen Stewart got her nipples pierced just to see if she could learn a new facial expression.
10. Kendall Jenner wasn't going to let her little sister get all the attention. She got her nip pierced as well, then bragged to anyone who'd listen that it was her idea in the first place.
11. Singer Christina Milian got her nipples pierced on a reality show. Who says there's nothing quality on TV anymore?
12. Rock star Dave Navaro joins Tommy Lee and Dennis Rodman on the list of "dudes you are not at all surprised have nipple rings."
13. Kanye's ex and Twitter shamer Amber Rose has her nipples pierced. Pretty sure Dr. Phil will be next.
People should pierce whatever they want, no judgments here. Unless it's Harrison Ford's ear, then ew.
