Lonnie Turner has no problem with self-esteem, or with getting women to like him—he's apparently got both a wife and a mistress. What he does have a problem with, unfortunately, is getting those ladies to not hate each other. What's a guy to do, right?
On June 24, Turner wrote about his situation on Facebook, including pictures of both women, and his post started to get some attention, having been shared almost 1,500 times.
Here's what he wrote:
These two better learn to get along. I work extremely hard, and I think I deserve to have everything my little heart desires. Why have a cake & can't eat it??? I want multiple cakes‼️ #Wife #Chic #BestOfBothWorlds
There was also that little "100" emoji at the end of his post, but it seems like maybe his situation is more of a 70, 75 tops. The comments on his post reflected that, basically ranging from "lol" to "huh??" to "oh no he didn't."
This prompted Lonnie to write a couple of comments of his own:
The main question here, out of all the important questions, is: what's with the leftover taco meat and soup? Is that a euphemism? A single woman thing? A minor stroke?
The other big question is: what now, ladies? The #choice seems to be yours. No matter what you decide, seems like ol' Lonnie is still going to be 100.
