Do you know what they call dating Samuel L. Jackson's daughter in France? Le bad idea.
Dating Samuel L. Jackson's daughter as a teenage boy sounds stressful. Not only does it involve being terrified by a samurai-movie-inspired Bible passage, but Samuel L. Jackson's daughter Zoe is around 32, so that's gotta be stressful for this fictional 17-year-old boy. I still think Samuel L. Jackson is scarier, but that's got to weigh on an imaginary kid.
It's pretty impressive that Samuel L. Jackson knows that speech by heart after all this time. On the other hand, so does every frat guy I ever knew. It's a pretty memorable speech.
(by Johnny McNulty)