That's how people die you hypocritical animals!(Via)
Don't hate the Facebook hypocrites, cherish them. They are the digital manifestation of the frailty of human resolve. Also, they're really entertaining. if people were able to stick to a cohesive belief system from status to status, Facebook would be so predictable and dull. Here are just a handful of Facebook hypocrites who go out of their way to keep us guessing.
But when girls bitch about other girls bitching about other girls bitching... That's fine! (Via)
Maybe they're being sincere? "I'm glad everyone behaves just like me. It's good to belong."(Via)
"We only went in there to get directions away from there!" -The Simpsons(Via)
She said young girls. That pic on the right was posted after two long days of aging.(Via)
Updated 5/20/14:
Come on. You gotta have one last party for the road. (Via)
Fun fact, 95% of all status updates are posted near some form of toilet.(Via)
You first. (Via)
Can't I just attack others without being attacked for attacking others?(Via)
Feeling whatever the opposite of self-aware is. (Via)
You know, you can do the missionary position without actually converting people to Christ, duh! (Via)
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Also, his mind, soul, and morals are useless. Those abs are all he's got! (Via)
What a difference a day can make. (via)
Via mobile!
Um...That's a lovely light switch panel behind you? (Via)
Physician, heal thyself (of fucktardation)!
These two will get to the bottom of this eventually.(Via)
It's different when you do it to monitor your tanning progress. (Via)
You forgot to tag some people. (Via)
Willis who? Willis engaged in an internal battle for control of his moral center. (Via)
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Perhaps you would have meant more if you hadn't cheated?(Via)
Good to see you've cheered up...and lost all empathy.(Via)
No, the purpose was for Zuckerberg to get back at a girl. Didn't you see The Social Network? (Via)
You're going to hold him to something he said 25 whole minutes ago? Sheesh!(Via)
Well, when two people love each other very much, they do what you did.(Via)
But how else will Facebook know their review of the first 20 minutes of the movie? (Via)
Baby steps.
And they were bros forever and ever amen. (Via)
(by Bob Powers)
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