If we're being honest, most of us don't put much effort into our Halloween jack-o'-lanterns beyond "triangle eyes, triangle nose, mouth with one tooth." It's boring, it's lazy, and it's why 13-year-olds kick them to pieces the first chance they get. Luckily, there are people out there with more disposable free time and much less sanity who are willing to go above and beyond the call of conventional gourd sculpture. Let us take a moment to honor all the carvers out there with the uncanny ability to make pumpkins look even more disgusting than the stringy orange stuff inside them.
1. This pumpkin that will rip your skull out.
2. This drunk af pumpkin.
3. This Death Star pumpkin.
4. This Human Centipede pumpkin.
5. This pumpkin person crawling out of a pumpkin.
6. This pumpkin alien.
7. This suicidal pumpkin.
8. This electric chair pumpkin.
9. These drowning pumpkins.
10. This pumpkin who knows how to use a saw.
11. This fellatio pumpkin.
12. These pumpkins acting out 2 Girls 1 Cup.
13. This brain-eating pumpkin.
14. This Frankenstein's pumpkin.
15. This Black Mirror episode of a pumpkin.
16. This pumpkin that eats its own.
17. This Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde pumpkin.
18. This [BREAKING BAD SPOILER REDACTED] pumpkin.
19. This two-faced pumpkin.
20. This Jurassic Parkpkin.
21. This jailhouse pumpkin.
22. This David S. Pumpkins and his skeletons, rolled into one.
23. This Pumpkin Spike pumpkin.
24. This overly attached pumpkin.
24. This Pumpkin Who Must Not Be Named.
25. These possessed pumpkins.
And the scariest pumpkin of them all...
26. This Trumpkin.
Thanks again to all these dedicated nutjobs for pumpkin spicing up our Fall, oh god we're so sorry.