7 things you missed today while you were at your boring adult job: Trump, Clinton, National Pumpkin Day.

Congrats, you made it through Wednesday! Chances are your boring adult job kept you from checking out all of today's most important internet gossip. (It's National Pumpkin Day. Did you even know it was National Pumpkin Day? Ugh, you didn't, you were too busy to look at Twitter, you poor thing.) Don't worry. We've got a roundup of 7 things you missed today, October 26, 2016, while you were at work.

1. Someone destroyed Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. We can only assume it was a bad hombre.

2. It's Hillary Clinton's birthday! A Univision talk show threw her a delightfully weird party.

3. Good news: Rihanna's missing backup dancer was found alive and safe.

4. People think this girl on Tinder is trying to harvest a dude's organs.

5. Martha Stewart played "Never Have I Ever" on Ellen and admitted to sexting. Stars: they're just like us!

6. A British university chose Zayn Malik as the face of their Black History Month campaign. (Zayn is not black.)

7. In honor of National Pumpkin Day, here are some of the most deranged pumpkins ever carved.