It's a delicate ecosystem back there.
To complete the illusion, just wear workout clothes to the office.
And that would be true even if Shia Lebeouf were in the new one.
Best way to ensure you're not getting any tonight!
There is no such thing as a comfortable temperature during summer.
Sex is the most important reason to stay hydrated.
Powdered bro-nuts.
Like we need an excuse.
Let that special environmentalist know you'd like to do some drilling.
And the benefits are lousy.
Because when it's this hot, the person you're fucking better be too.
Because let's face it, they have air conditioning in prison.
If you can't stand the heat, get into your cubicle.
Because sometimes it's hard to look easy.
And eventually the sweat from being getting fired.
Not for Al Gore!
Summer is the perfect time to embrace your laziness.