Being American means being free to decide what each holiday celebrates!
Loving America is awesome and fun and it's proof you're not a filthy commie, sure, but why is it that the people who tend to love it the loudest are the people we'd most like to keep quiet? With the connectivity of Facebook you can now tarnish the image of Americans faster than ever! Here are 17 Facebook posts that offer a prime example of how a few rotten Facebook Americans can make us all look bad.
You stay in "Amarica." It's all yours.
That's only in the movie Independence Day.
Thank God I was never taught to speak "American" then.
Sure, this guy didn't post his own photo, but he's pretty much our national mascot at this point. Even the bald eagle salutes him.
Tom is what the tea party would call a "wet blanket."
Andrew has seen some really huge frigging flags in his day.
Yes you are, and our forefathers fought for your freedom to fuck that cannon.
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It's arranged alphabetically, not by most-to-least obese.
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We need more fake-hair wearing sons of rich dads who declare bankruptcy
over and over again. That'll put us back on top.
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He was with them in spirit. Ghost Abe Lincoln never misses an alien fight.
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Shut up. All heroes are instantly American the minute they do heroism.
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What'd we just say! He's American and so is Red Bull.
What's more USA than super- caffeinated Kool Aid?
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Apparently, that whole "freedom of religion" thing really doesn't make
it into the schoolbooks anymore.
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Syd wants something catchier! I vote Welcome Back Kotter.
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On Independence Day, we all have our period while eating blue popsicles.
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Yeah that's Kim. She's our official greeter.