The wedding party, cropped of one important element. (via)
Bride: This day couldn't be more perfect.
Groom: You said it, honey.
Bride: Hey, um, did one of you invite that guy over there on the steps?
Groom: Which guy over there on the steps?
Bride: That one.
(via Ash Warner on Twitter)
Groom: I didn't invite him, but I'm going to remember him for the rest of our lives.
Best Man: I resign my post and relinquish my matching pocket kerchief to that guy.
Father of the Bride: (to Groom) She should'a married him.
Groom: Goddammit don't you know I already know that?!
Bride: We thought our love was perfect, but next to that guy, all is flawed. Let's run back inside and annul.
Groom: Cool by me.
End of scene.
You may see a better photo of a wedding photo being taken today but I doubt it pic.twitter.com/5vrWYEpOd8
— Ash Warner (@AlsBoy) July 17, 2014
Here's some more photos that were improved immeasurably by something going unnoticed in the background.
(by Bob Powers, with visual assistance from Ash Warner on Twitter)