Tan on the inside. (via Facebook)
A Florida couple screwed on a beach for a long and luxurious 25 minutes, and no one stopped them. People stared, children asked questions, and a grandma made sure to catch it all on tape to "turn it over to the police once they arrived," but for a full 25 minutes, dozens of people on Bradenton Beach just let the couple get down to sea level.
Apparently, after 25 minutes of complete disregard to their surroundings, Elissa Alvarez, 20, a waitress from Bradenton, and 39-year-old Jose 'Ben' Caballero, a fitness instructor, decided to take a dip in the ocean, presumably to flush out the tons of sand that no doubt had been forced inside each other.
Then "they laid on the beach and passed out for hours," the camera-strapped granny voyeur told Fox. "We thought they were dead, but when they woke up, they cuddled for a while, then started into the same thing they did before."
The nerve! Good thing she was able to catch all of the lewd behavior on video to prove what perverts those other people are!
Eventually, a woman decided she'd had enough of the free show and went over to stop the couple, and then called the cops, who arrested them for lewd and lascivious behavior. They both bonded to get out of jail, which makes sense because it was bonding that got them locked up to begin with.
(by Myka Fox)