I can haz dignity.
So you dropped a bunch of money on a bengal hybrid cat because it has a lot of energy and then you stuck it in your small apartment with no opportunity for it to get adequate exercise? It could happen to anyone.
Fortunately, a new Kickstarter campaign has already exceeded its original $10,000 goal times ten to raise funds for "One Fast Cat," a cat exerciser with all the beauty of a spare tire and all the dignity of a hamster wheel.
How does it work, you ask? Well, it comes to you in a box in a bunch of pieces that you put together, and then you train your very trainable cat to run on it!
Testimonials from one woman who bought a bengal hybrid cat because it has a lot of energy, and then forced it to live in her depressing apartment that cannot remotely satisfy her breed's need to hunt and play says her cat is "peeing outside of the litter box less."
But don't just take her word for it!
In other words, your Bengal cat hybrid will spent less time annoyingly begging for play and attention, and more time begging to shit in a pile of wood chips and eat its young.
(by Myka Fox)