We're through the looking glass now.
Keeping spreadsheets and logs of marital sex droughts are so popular, Quicken should release some sexual accounting software fast if they want to make a killing.
Late last week saw the story of a husband's spreadsheet of all his wife's excuses to avoid sex go viral, with many horrified by the story of the world's most passive-aggressive man and his brain-dead method of dealing with his marital troubles.
That story quickly spawned a bunch of humorous reaction spreadsheets from dudes across the Internet. But now we've finally got some "she-said" to counteract all the "he-said."
Yesterday, Guyism shared this sex diary that was reportedly kept by a woman during what sounds like a pretty unsatisfying previous marriage.
(Via Guyism)
According to the background provided by Guyism, the wife in question started keeping her diary a few months into her marriage, perhaps realizing that she might have made a mistake and could use some documentation when things end up in court.
This accounting is arguably more painful than the original spreadsheet guy, considering that this bride occasionally even went to the trouble of taking care of her husband without reciprocity. Original spreadsheet guy's accounting sounded like he just hovered over his wife asking, "Sex now?" before wandering away to sulk in front of Excel. This diary was also never emailed to the husband as he was leaving town on a business trip. Much classier for it to hit the Internet well after the marriage is over.
The original diary had a lot more detail which you can read all about at Guyism.
Anyway, keep your sex spreadsheets up to date, everybody. You never know when you're going to be audited.
(by Bob Powers)