This is what happens when you ask three dudes to bring the meat.
(via Southwest Florida Crome Stoppers)
Three naked surfer bros broke into a beach burger joint in Southwestern Florida this weekend to steal a bunch of meat.
Well, two were naked. the other one still had on his skin-tight white boxer briefs. They must have all seen Law and Order SVU and known better than to leave behind clothing fibers at the scene of the crime.
When you want it raw. (via News Press)
Together, these hunks of meat managed to abscond with 60 hamburgers, three pounds of bacon, three red peppers and a paddleboard. Let's assume the paddleboard was taken to punish the bro that wore undies.
The dudes broke in through the back door of Doc's Beach House and were probably too busy giggling at their mission to steal meat the way they were born to notice the two security cameras capturing all the raw meat. Eventually, one of the bros noticed one of them, so they turned it around and covered their faces and "places," but it was too late. Their crime would live in infamy and they would forever be known as "dumb, dumber and dumbest," thanks to Doc's Beach House waitress Nancy Sansevieri.
Up to this point, the three guys have gotten off scott (and clothing) free. They have yet to be identified - too hard to focus on their faces.
(by Myka Fox)