You come at the Bieb you best not miss. (via Getty Images)
All hail Legolas.
Last night in Ibiza, longtime resident of The Hobbit franchise, Orlando Bloom, reportedly threw a punch at the world's least favorite Hobbit, Justin Bieber.
Sadly, he missed.
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Video from Norway television captures the moment of near impact:
TMZ is reporting that bystanders at Cipriani restaurant in Ibiza heard Bieber greet Bloom with the salutation, "What's up bitch?" Perhaps Bloom didn't realize this is as polite as the insolent gnome can be, and so chose to greet Bieber with his fist.
"Orlando was clearly annoyed when he saw Justin and instigated the situation by taking a swing at him," a source at the scene told The Mirror. "Luckily for both of them Justin ducked so Orlando’s punch missed."
Many are speculating, however, that the Bieber comment was not the primary instigator, but that Bloom's fury was borne from his heart.
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According to The Mirror, there have been rumors that Bloom's ex-wife, Miranda Kerr, might have been involved with Bieber before her marriage to Bloom ended. Bieber reportedly fanned the flames of these rumors and tried to further antagonize Bloom when he posted (and deleted) this pic of Kerr to his Instagram account after the altercation:
Classy. Not sure what the crown emoji means, but in the hands of Bieber it's surely meant to imply something repulsive.
BuzzFeed is also reporting that Bloom was previously rumored to be romantically involved with Bieber's ex-gf, Selena Gomez.
So it may have been nothing more than two dudes fighting over their perceived claims on their women, but let's ignore the details and focus on what's important.
Someone tried to punch Justin Bieber in the face.
This face.
At a time when half the world is at war and the other half is gearing up for more war, it's nice to have some good news for a change.
(by Bob Powers)