While you were looking at this picture we stole your watch.
An 83-year-old man in Knittelfield, Austria hired a couple of women to clean his house July 22nd, and then they cleaned him out.
Turns out, these women were professional Romanian con-artists, and the offer to clean apartments is one of their regular scams.
One of the women in the cleaning crew, a 23-year-old and presumably the hot one, took off her top and wiggled her boobs in the old dude's face, or, according to Group Inspector Silvia Brugger of the Knittelfeld police, "distracted the victim by uncovering her upper body and dancing in front of him."
While she was doing her best Showgirls impression, her friend ransacked the house for money and jewelry.
It's all fun and games to get something you didn't pay for until you end up paying for it.
The two managed to get away with several thousand euros from the apartment, until the cops caught up with them. They were arrested along with four accomplices. Maybe the girls would have had a speedier getaway if one of them had put some goddamn clothes on.
Police say that there several people have been victims of the con group, noting that similar crimes were perpetrated in a nursing home. Hopefully, in the future, the elderly of Austria will be spared this embarrassment and provided with a more legitimate naked lady cleaning service.
(by Myka Fox)