Running with the bullshit.
This stupid dumbass was participating in Fêtes de Bayonne in France, a five day festival that includes running with bulls, and, despite there being a dude with a camera right in front of him (how else could we have gotten this footage), he decided he needed his own selfie.
Because what's more life-affirming, intentionally escaping death, or taking a selfie with a bull so you'll have a sweet pic to get you laid on Tinder?
YouTube commenter Francois Hofer claims to be the dumbass in the video, and says he is glad the video "immortalized the moment" because "the stage video is better than just selfie ;)."
Yes, he wrote that winky face.
(by Myka Fox)