Girls don't even like acrobatics. They like magic shows. Everyone knows this. (Via)
He's already got a flair for the flamboyant with his matching purple shirt and long-shorts. No way is he going to let that wall go unhurtled, not when there are lady eyes to watch him do it. This is his moment. He's a pretty, purple horsie and he's ready to leap!
Post by The LAD Bible.
The good news is, she's still willing to be seen with him (at least for the walk to the hospital). The bad news is, now his whole body's purple.
(by Bob Powers)