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Someone send a life-raft. (Via)
At this point there isn't a moment of human experience that isn't photographed and instantly uploaded to Facebook for all to share. Life is contained in the Facebook photo albums now, so when you comment on a Facebook photo you're essentially commenting on life itself. You can choose to resignedly click "Like" on life like so many over-medicated cult members who are lying to themselves. Or you can do like the commenters gathered here, who deserve awards for their attention to detail and their willingness to turn a glimpse of another person's existence into something we can all laugh at.
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Ken's a big reader. No canned spaghetti meal is going to make him give that up. (Via)
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You must be more compassionate in your oil changes.(Via)
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Prepare for ye credit card offers and Valpaks to be pillaged. (Via)
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Still, at least she Googled it herself. Very talented Googling. (Via)
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A sunset has to be really beautiful to get Heather to stop obsessing over poop shots. (Via)
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Why old Photobomb Phil's been dead for decades now.
You got photobombed by a g-g-g-ghost! (Via)
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Like you've never gotten excited after taking a really good butt-selfie.(Via)
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Least they're not sitting around doing math!(Via)
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Or, he died before achieving his dream of Jurassic Park being operational.(Via)
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I think he just asked you out to dinner!(Via)
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Guys don't need a lot of inspiration in that activity. (Via)
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I certainly hope the tiny cat tipped well. (via)
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You should see the pyramids. (via)
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Wake up, sheeple! Why do you think there are so many cans? The aluminade! (via)
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It looked like a salami. (via)
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When will you grow up, Shannon? (via)
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Spike knew. She always knew. (via)
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That was very, very dangerous. But cool. (via)
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I only hump American-made cars. (via)
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The tattoo artist only knew how to do glittery spiders for some reason. (via)
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If not great responsibility, at least more responsibility than that, surely. (via)
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What if they mutate but they're still not that good at martial arts? (via)
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I'm guessing this is the last time anyone makes the mistake of trusting you. (via)
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I dunno, $20 still seems like a good deal. (via)
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Well, that seems irrelevant, but good to know. (via)
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Nope, not what that means. (via)
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All the rest have 31, except February which has 52. (via)
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It's just a very sad photo all around. (via)
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I give them a week before they're posting photos of each other slippin. (via)
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Why do I have the feeling this will take a while to explain? (via)
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Also sometimes people are just sleepy. (via)
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Unfriend this person before their posts become upsetting. (via)
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Good thing I have my smart phone to document this. (via)
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Philip Seymour Hoffman would probably have thought this was funny. (via)
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A bargain at half the price. (via)
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He's going to the great cardboard box in the sky. (via)
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A.O. Scott does most of his reviews this way, too. (via)
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"Oh!!! Pretty!" was the last words of many a gladiator. (via)
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Reason #43,239 never to friend your mom, or son, on Facebook. (via)
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The greened-out name is Santa, obvi. (via)
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This is why the aliens will easily be able to overtake us. (via)
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Kids today don't watch enough VHS's.
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"Superficial aesthetic characteristics" = "She has giant boobs."
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I always grew too attached to the sausages we raised on my farm as a child.
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Why would you want to avoid a place with a ball pit?
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It's true! M.J. really was out of this world!
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Ow.
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ERECTION! How many times must I scream "ERECTION"?!
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Could be anyone's ass, really.
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Don't forget the Holey Bagel.
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Earth is destroyed every year.
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SMMTH. (Shaking my mutant turtle head.)
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LOL why would someone invent a non-cordless phone?
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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Mr. Darren Buble has a nice ring to it.Swoon.
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Oddly enough, that book IS junk.
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Could lose a bit more if he put down the phone for a second.
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Sells puppy to get better phone to take pictures of puppy on.
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No, no, Timmy. Camels have humps.
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Same basic shape, you know-it-all!
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Rob may be a pussy, but he's no fool.
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In case you were wondering, her account number is 3771-1745.
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There are no awkward silences around that grasshopper.
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Children our are future.
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Seriously, 5 acres isn't even that many!
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If your phone's in a smoothie, what did you take the photo with??
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This commenter is now in a relationship with Youtube.
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They were chillen' together. Cyberchillen'.
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Tonight on Fat Cops, a young boy who's just killed a man seeks help from his mama...
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This is actually why they picked her for the summer internship.
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Their lizard fucking is truly beautiful though.
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Remember when Neil DeGrasse Tyson had that ugly feud with 50 Cent at the planetarium?
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Ew, drinking Union Jack sounds dusty.
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And...if you're lazy?
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Time to go back to your original profession as a taxidermist.
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Every mother dreams of her toddler turning out sexy.
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Honestly, that's what "Granddaughter" gets for posting that statistic.
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They can be the same. Liking your own status on Facebook is a form of fapping.
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Also, why did you marry such a heavy, finger-giving man in the first place?
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No, stupid, the Italian flag says "Viva Italy!"
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The only fun fact about Nazism, actually.
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Screw white ghosts for oppressing all the minority ghosts.
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It's a meta caption of a meta photo. Whoa.
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Dogs have patience. Human dogs, less so.
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What the hell did that bunny leave in your basket?
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It's the legend of the ghost bridge! The bridge has returned from the dead for vengeance!
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Looks like he took a break for some refreshment, and to steal your wallet.
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The real tragedy is Walt letting his legotism control his decisions.
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Welcome to your kitchen for the very first time. Now make some really spicy coffee.
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Um, I've been leading a double life. I'm really a cheezy stock photographer.
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This horrible relationship is making us hungry!
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The GOP has decided to run a citrus in 2016.
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His balls are really good listeners.
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Thought you meant congrads on my bomb new lid, brah. But that marriage shit, yeah, LOL.
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You have a new friend request from Galileo (Galileo) Galileo Figaro.
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Bobby's obviously never done mescaline.
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We usually name our pimple, Gus. Short for Disgusting.
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Can we just switch our order to the spaghetti? If no one's had sex in it?
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Even the cat looks angry that someone brought Blue Moon.
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It's cool. He has a vagina underneath his left knee.
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They're lucky he didn't just tie pistols to their feet.
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Game of Thrones is bound to use this as a plot-point eventually.
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She should end it with him. He clearly wishes he was dating Spider-Man.
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The best way to stop forest fires is with a crapload of "likes."
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Just having a pet dolphin would be enough for us. Or an Xbox, for that matter.
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What would humans and ducks ally against? Swans?
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Wrong. It's a framed picture of a mirror being photobombed by a ceiling fan.
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Commenters love to shout at a hat out on a ledge.
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We feel bad for twin girls. They can't ask kids on the playground to "come and play with us" without scaring the hell out of them.
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"Don't miss Kohl's holiday blowout!" -John 3:16
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Our grandma used to make a great soul loaf. So tender, so eternal.
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We'd go with the Bieber. Just to learn the sequence of terrible decisions that led to him getting the same haircut as our sister's girlfriend.
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Your Facebook friends: Misunderstanding deep-throating hamsters since 2006.
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In nature you're never more than two inches away from poo. And by "nature" we mean "our office."
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People aren't that impressed when you train a man-parrot to talk.
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Peace in the Middle-East won't be achieved unless we all bond over the new C-class.
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He had to introduce himself to all the Taco Bells in the neighborhood.
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Still waiting for the day when this country will elect its first teensy president.
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Oh the humanity.
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No wonder his personals ad seeking "Women into baseball glove material" always went unanswered.
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Looks like a girl in a bikini committing suicide to us. Eye of the beholder?
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Another episode of "Blame Autocorrect Or Call Social Services?"
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We're hungry and nauseous all at once.
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Seriously, who are they flipping the bird at? The Bravo channel?
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Like you'd still be able to see the top of the bridge.
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Why does this racist sexual inadequacy panic quiz have to implicate Gamestop?
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We thought every page on the internet was kind of called "Fapping."
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