It leaves the yard with sunburnt skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Your neighbor is drunk, shirtless, and on your property again. Do you:
A) Say, "Who cares? I'll just go back inside and mind my business."
B) Grab a six pack and move the party to another neighbor's yard.
C) Grab the hose and handle things Buffalo Bill style.
If you chose C, congrats! You are just like Ronak Kallianpur, whose neighbor chose his lawn to quietly protest sobriety.
It's mesmerizing to watch as the drunk barely acknowledges the spray. It's like watching someone hose Gandhi himself, if Gandhi was the kind of drunk to call out the fact that it was the guy's mom's lawn.
I wouldn't expect anything less from a guy who can calmly walk around with a nail in his head.
(by Myka Fox)