Isn't all of Manhattan technically "Expanding Gay Zone"?
Normal, run-of-the-mill maps certainly have their place in the world. But they're only valuable to a point. Sure, if you need to know 7th Avenue and 57th Street intersect, they're fine. But what if you want to get to the "Drunk Mickey Mouses and Elmos" without suffering any awkward run-ins with "Angry Commuters" or "Cultured People"? Then you're kind of up shit's creek, aren't you?
That's where these Judgmental Maps come in. I don't mean to be overly discriminative, but the humorous and somewhat mean-spirited descriptors on the website's maps seem like they'd be right up you and your neck-beard friends's alley. Hey, don't get mad. I'm just saying, is all. Here's just a few to give you an idea:
New York City, home of the "gawking tourists" and "super rich people."
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Los Angeles, where "middle class people of color" mingle with 'C-list celebrities."
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Chicago, as drawn by people who are clearly white. (Click Map To Enlarge)
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Philadelphia, the city of brotherly "people shitting in public." (Click Map To Enlarge)
These judgmental maps are just from some of the more famous cities. There's so many more over on the actual website. Lots of them from cities that you might not have even heard of. Like, did you know that there are places in America called "Wichita" or "Seattle"? Crazy, right? Apparently, they both feature white people.
You never know, they might even have whatever crazy city you live in.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)