Change "feeling loved" to "feeling hassled."(User Submission)
We complain about the parents posting their pics of their kids all the time, but one day those same parents will serve an important role. When those kids grow up and stop being adorable, we need their parents to smack them down when they start smearing their bratty, self-obsessed crap all over our feeds. Here are some moms and dads who are making Facebook a better, and more entertaining place for the rest of us.
This is one easily frightened thug. (via)
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Nice bedtime story dad. (via)
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Dad has regrets. Well, one regret. (Via)
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The drugs impaired his ability to understand how social networking works. (Via)
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There'd be fewer pimp daddies with more anti-pimp mommies like this one. (Via)
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Mom's got that shit on lock-down.(Via)
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It's called "I Empty The Dishwasher And Cat Box Every Night
Since You Broke Up With Me." Get it right, Dad. (Via)
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Kids today. Always trying to look like they lifted themselves up by their own bootstraps. (Via)
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Sam likes what he likes. Let love flourish! (Via)
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The fame went to his head. (Via)
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And he remembers it fondly, apparently. (Via)
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You are your father's son, even in ways you wish you never knew. (Via)
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Then run your left hand under water because you just got burned.(Via)
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Thanksgiving is hell when a liberal teen is in the house. (Via)
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His Facebook life then? (Via)
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When you and your mom compete over meth consumption, time to leave Facebook.(Via)
(by Bob Powers)