Just what every commuters craves: extremely loud singing.
And now an exclusive scene from
'Subway Ride: The Very Loud Musical'
Commuter #1: Gosh, this subway ride is boring!
Commuter #2: Tell me about it! Nothing to do but read our books in peace and consider the important matters of our day.
Commuter #1: If only... something would happen to turn this humdrum commute downtown to a magical journey into the heart of viral marketing.
Commuter #2: Whatever do you mean?
Commuter #1: Oh, I don't know. Like if, say, some person on this car with us suddenly started chanting foreign words in the loudest, most aggressively distracting voice imaginable. And then literally 90 percent of the rest of the people on this train started to sing along with her until this isolated metal tube in which we're all trapped was resonating with the cacophonous sounds of one of Disney's biggest money-makers in the international conglomerate's history.
Commuter #2: But what are the odds of something like that happeni— Hey... What's going on over here?
Commuter #1: Wow!
Commuter #2: I love you, Commuter #1!
Commuter #1: And I love Disney's The Lion King Broadway experience, coming to a major metropolitan city near you. Tickets available now and for the remainder of humanity's time on this planet.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)