Dude! Cool it with the drumming, or else!
Have you ever lived with a drummer? Or someone who thinks they're a drummer? I do not recommend it. Taking up the drums requires a number of key attributes, and rhythm really isn't even the most important of them. That one's actually pretty far down on the list, below tolerance for loud noises, disregard for other people's sanity and enjoyment of smashing things.
Having said that, I think that when you watch this video of a Boston terrier taking his person's annoying drum habit into his own hands (or, to be more specific, "jaws"), you'll know with whom I'm empathizing:
Sorry, little guy, but he has more drumsticks. They always do. I don't even know where they get them from.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)