"Oh shit fam! Mufasa's coming!" pic.twitter.com/wxQkcDkmbw
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 5, 2014
In case you thought hollowing out an animal carcass and filling it with cotton wasn't disturbing enough, enter Crap Taxidermy, the single most entertaining use of stuffed vertebrates since the Country Bear Jamboree. Here are seventeen of our favorites from the hugely popular Twitter account. May they bring you a least a few more chuckles than nightmares.
"Thank you Mr Taxidermist, you really managed to capture the pure hatred in my little Timmy's face." pic.twitter.com/cfkscjP75U
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) March 30, 2014
"Is there a toilet around here? I'm about to Puma pants!" pic.twitter.com/LlbccuNEqS
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 4, 2014
"They tried to make me go to rehab and I said; yeah thats probably not a bad idea." pic.twitter.com/bjcps2wXr9
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 6, 2014
"Dude, can I borrow your Toothbrush? I lost mine a couple of years ago." pic.twitter.com/sJ50ViDeUm
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 22, 2014
The rare Stoner Polar. pic.twitter.com/XoUsfZlTGZ
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) March 12, 2014
What does the Fox say? He'd probably want a different chair for starters. pic.twitter.com/SPjiq2BnYZ
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) March 11, 2014
"Did somebody say Friday?" pic.twitter.com/40GollI1uY
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) July 4, 2014#Selfie#NoFilter#BulletHolepic.twitter.com/NiqCK38i3N
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) March 19, 2014
"Timon, this Acid was a bad idea. Hakuna-ma-fuck-this." pic.twitter.com/hwOjyUGrHh
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) June 1, 2014
"Sorry to disturb you guys but I think somebody took a shit on the carpet." pic.twitter.com/ioYI1XzOTm
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 18, 2014
"Dude, those Mushrooms we found are making me feel weird. The Bamboo leaf just told me to stop eating his people." pic.twitter.com/pt7mqfuntQ
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 10, 2014
"Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs." pic.twitter.com/CmpiNAfkbT
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 10, 2014
"Why don't you bring those nuts over here big boy." pic.twitter.com/QvsRy9eHJa
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 8, 2014
"Lee! You're not coming anywhere near me until you've had a shower, you fucking stink of Salmon!" pic.twitter.com/G9jpECh3Z7
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 7, 2014
Your face when somebody's telling you a story and you know they're lying.... pic.twitter.com/Z3LTMvi9ps
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) May 5, 2014"Its called fashion darling. Look it up." pic.twitter.com/767y910J6v
— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) April 28, 2014