"If your shirt is not tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt."
What are shower thoughts? Is wondering what a shower thought is a shower thought?
Nick Offerman, Park and Rec's manly and wise patriarch, has lent his stoicism to Mashable to deliver profound epiphanies thought up by the gurus that lurk on reddit's r/showerthoughts.
Am I learning something? Is this smart? I can't tell because I'm hypnotized by the yogic strumming and Offerman's eyebrows.
From Mashable: "If you enjoyed this video, please check out the r/ShowerThoughts Charity: water campaign and donate."
Are you trying to have your own shower thoughts now? If you are looking at your laptop or phone I guarantee that you aren't. Those things can't get wet.
(by Myka Fox)