First things first, falling objects accelerate 10 meters per second per second.
Iggy Azalea bit it while rehearsing for the VMAs this weekend, taking one too many steps backwards into an unplanned stage-dive. The performer was fine, or at least fine enough to take some Tylenol (that's what the kids take these days, right? Tylenol?) and do the main show on Sunday. I guess there could only be one flawless performer at the show, and Beyonce already had that spot reserved.
There you go! Is your palette cleansed? Will this help you get through your meeting this afternoon? Great! Now you just have to avoid the real news for the rest Monday, because let me tell you: it is full of frowny-faces today.
(by Johnny McNulty)