Back-to-school season is upon us, that special time when young women of growing intellect and raging hormonal release claim their desks in new classrooms and immediately begin scoping out their neighbors. What's going through their minds? No better way to tell than a peek at these 37 tweeted observations about "the guy sitting next to me in class."
. .The guy sitting next to me in class better put his shoes back on.
— Natalie Haroutunian (@natttyyy21) September 5, 2014
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this guy sitting next to me in class is eating beef jerky and I wanna puke
— Jennifer Herrarte (@jennherrarte) September 5, 2014
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This guy sitting next to me in class has a 'The Price is Right' ring.
— Alaina Ross (@ThatOneChiklit) September 4, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class is looking up how much it is to buy a Pomeranian puppy
— Maddy Johnson (@maddy_leigh9) September 4, 2014
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Oh shit hot buff smart guy sitting next to me in class...i smell trouble
— Sabrina Dee (@SabrinaDee32) September 4, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class is currently smoking a hookah pen.
— Erika Kenney (@erkalala) September 4, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class has the hiccups and I really want to scare him. Is that okay?!?
— Olive (@AliviaBroadway) September 4, 2014
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this guy sitting next to me in class has the WRONG idea , i do NOT like guys.
— adrienne (@ayeadrienne_) September 4, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class smells so good. Is that creepy? Probably. Oh well.
— IsabelA (@isabelTPRFAN) September 4, 2014
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Almost licked the guy sitting next to me in class bc he smelt like cupcakes
— Brooke Sausage (@brookebaconnn) September 4, 2014
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To the girl flirting with the guy sitting next to me in class, please stop. Its annoying the shit out of me and I can't move.
— Natasha Uwekoolani (@NatashaaPoseyy) September 4, 2014
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Omfg this guy sitting next to me in class is asleep and snoring LOLOL
— Beverly Ly (@beviebee) September 4, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class smells like weed. Lol I guess if that's how you like to start your mornings then go 'head do your thang
— marisa (@marisuh_) September 4, 2014
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Hot British guy sitting next to me in class right now
— no (@kiraeatsrice) September 4, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class has nicer and longer hair than I do...
— Shannon Harris (@shann_harr) September 4, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class is just looking up cat pictures on his laptop... Just cat picture after cat picture...
— Rachel (@Makeit_RACH) September 3, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class just got some nudes and he couldn't be happier
— Erin (@erinrichm0nd) September 3, 2014
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This guy sitting next to me in class offered me a jolly rancher & I took it but now he won't stop smiling at me
— stephaniearaya (@stepharayaa) September 5, 2014
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guy sitting next to me in class has been touching his beard non stop
— Che (@chehem91) September 4, 2014
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This guy sitting next to me in class smells like straight dank
— Gabriella (@_gabriellalg) September 3, 2014
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there was this guy sitting next to me in class that i got eyecontact with and i panicked and looked the other direction l m a o
— erika (@ranchrunda) September 3, 2014
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THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME IN CLASS IS DRAWING ME
— Steph Cerniglia (@stephcerniglia) September 3, 2014
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I wish this guy sitting next to me in class could find a farther seat....like you know in hell.
— Miriam (@miriamekerns) September 3, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class has a folder on his computer labeled "turnt" .....
— Brianna (@DearBriannaa) September 3, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class told me happy birthday because he was over reading my messages
— Lauren.✝✨ (@Laurenlicious_2) September 3, 2014
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literally the guy sitting next to me in class keeps taking snapchats of me like DO YOU THINK I CANT SEE YOU DOING THAT
— iz (@iz_richie13) September 3, 2014
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Pretty sure this guy sitting next to me in class has the hots for me. No thanks padro.
— Tori Freeman (@tori__freeman) September 3, 2014
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I'm pretty sure that the guy sitting next to me in class just took a picture of me...that's creepy
— Dia. (@Raqueal_Monroe) September 2, 2014
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Hope the guy sitting next to me in class enjoyed the dick picture I just opened up
— walie hoody (@MakeYouWoody) September 2, 2014
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To the guy sitting next to me in class; please stop chewing and spitting tobacco in this three hour class. I'm about to vomit
— Krista (@kristaferrara) September 2, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class this morning was definitely drinking beer out of a water bottle and I would bet good money he was high.
— Lanéa Bushey (@LaneaGayle) September 2, 2014
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I am genuinely freaked out by the guy sitting next to me in class.
— Paige Wotring (@PaigeWotring1) September 2, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class nonchalantly stuck his hand down his pants and never took it out. You get that itch man.
— Shelby Vignes (@ShelbyVignes) September 2, 2014
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I look like a boy according to the guy sitting next to me in class :-)
— Katrina Herrington (@Katrinaa_Jadee) September 2, 2014
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The guy sitting next to me in class is sugar and spice and all things nice
— Gabriella (@_gabriellalg) September 2, 2014
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Guy sitting next to me in class smells like his cologne was hand crafted by angels.
— Janelle Jones (@Love_Jones56) August 29, 2014
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yo, the guy sitting next to me in class, is watching porn.
— ❀ (@alexabjornel) August 28, 2014
(by Bob Powers)